Joseph Smith American Moses Lyrics
| Song | Joseph Smith American Moses |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
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| [00:00.19] | AND NOW, we wish to honor you with The story of JOSEPH SMITH |
| [00:06.99] | THE AMERICAN MOSES! |
| [00:09.39] | Oh! This is very good! Praise Christ! |
| [00:13.64] | Mormon! |
| [00:16.95] | I am going to take you back in time. |
| [00:19.90] | Mormon! |
| [00:20.65] | To the United States, 1823… |
| [00:23.36] | Mormon! |
| [00:24.01] | A small and poor village called Oopstate New York. |
| [00:26.86] | Oop-state! |
| [00:27.52] | There was disease and famine. |
| [00:30.22] | So sick! |
| [00:30.97] | But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything. |
| [00:36.07] | His name… was Joseph Smith. |
| [00:40.83] | Ya ya ya ya ya ya |
| [00:41.15] | ya ya ya |
| [00:42.35] | HA – OOM! |
| [00:44.55] | Joseph Smith |
| [00:45.80] | American Moses! |
| [00:47.80] | Praise be to Joseph, |
| [00:49.70] | American prophet man. |
| [00:51.70] | Ay, my name is Joseph Smith. |
| [00:53.90] | I’m going to fuck this baby. |
| [00:56.45] | What?! |
| [00:57.00] | HA – OOM! |
| [00:57.60] | No no Joseph!. Don’t fuck da baby! |
| [01:01.00] | Joseph Smith. Don’t fuck da baby! |
| [01:04.74] | Suddenly the clouds parted, |
| [01:06.74] | and Joseph Smith was visited by God! |
| [01:09.59] | HA – OOM! |
| [01:10.49] | Joseph Smith! |
| [01:12.19] | Do not fuck a baby! |
| [01:14.39] | I’ll get rid of your AIDS |
| [01:16.19] | If you fuck dis frog. |
| [01:23.25] | Joseph Smith fucked the frog God gave to him and his AIDS went away! |
| [01:28.50] | Then, a great wizard named MORONI appeared from the starship Enterprise! |
| [01:33.31] | Joseph Smith. |
| [01:35.21] | Your village is shit. |
| [01:37.41] | You shall lead your villagers to a new village. |
| [01:40.52] | TAKE THESE FUCKING GOLDEN PLATES! |
| [01:42.33] | Oh – way! |
| [01:44.38] | And on the plates were written the directions to a new land |
| [01:48.48] | SALT – TA – LAAAAY – SITI! |
| [01:51.68] | Salt – ta – laaaay – siti! |
| [01:55.03] | Joseph tried to convince ALL the villagers to follow him and his golden plates! |
| [02:00.55] | Liberation! Equality! |
| [02:02.45] | No more slavery for Oopstate Mormon people! |
| [02:06.80] | I GOT THE GOLDEN PLATES! |
| [02:07.95] | Gold plates. |
| [02:09.20] | I’m gonna lead the people. |
| [02:10.51] | We head west! |
| [02:11.63] | We gotta stick togeddah. |
| [02:13.14] | Mormons! |
| [02:14.09] | We gotta help each uddah. |
| [02:15.54] | We’re Mormons! |
| [02:16.54] | And so we climb the mountain. |
| [02:17.99] | We head west. |
| [02:18.99] | And we cross the river. |
| [02:20.45] | We head west! |
| [02:21.40] | And we fight the oppression. |
| [02:23.10] | Mormons! |
| [02:23.80] | By being nice to ev’ryone. |
| [02:25.45] | We’re Mormons! |
| [02:26.91] | Not so fast, Mormons! |
| [02:28.41] | You shall not pass MY mountain! |
| [02:30.91] | Down from the mountain, look who comes! |
| [02:32.77] | The American warlord, Brigham Young! |
| [02:34.47] | Yes, I am Brigham Young! |
| [02:37.82] | I cut off my daughter’s clitoris! |
| [02:40.02] | That made God angry, so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment! |
| [02:45.39] | Brigham Young! |
| [02:46.94] | His nose was a clitoris. |
| [02:49.29] | What will you do Joseph? |
| [02:50.49] | Will you fight the clitoris man? |
| [02:52.50] | Not fight him…help him! |
| [02:56.80] | Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young’s clit face. |
| [03:02.52] | And behold, Brigham was CURED! |
| [03:07.37] | Joseph Smith - magical AIDS frog |
| [03:10.78] | Brigham Young - frog on his clit face |
| [03:15.29] | Brigham Young was so grateful, |
| [03:17.59] | he decided to join the Mormons on their journey. |
| [03:21.70] | C0mpassion! |
| [03:22.85] | Courtesy! |
| [03:23.65] | Let’s be really fucking polite to everyone! |
| [03:27.96] | I got the golden plates. |
| [03:29.02] | Gold plates. |
| [03:30.32] | I’m gonna lead the people. |
| [03:31.47] | We head west! |
| [03:32.72] | We gotta stick togeddah. |
| [03:34.07] | Mormons! |
| [03:36.33] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. |
| [03:40.68] | Ohhhh….. |
| [03:42.49] | After traveling for so long, |
| [03:44.90] | the Mormons ran out of fresh water, |
| [03:47.40] | and became sick…with dysentery! |
| [03:51.96] | Mormon go to da watah |
| [03:53.27] | Watah go to da cup |
| [03:55.37] | Cup go to da stomach |
| [03:56.82] | Shit come out da butt |
| [03:59.02] | Shit go in da watah |
| [04:00.52] | Watah go in da cup |
| [04:01.92] | Shit go down da stomach |
| [04:03.17] | Shit come out da butt. |
| [04:04.67] | Oh fuck! |
| [04:06.82] | Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick! |
| [04:11.94] | Shit go in da watah |
| [04:13.29] | Watah go in da cup |
| [04:14.39] | Cup go to da thirsty |
| [04:15.74] | Shit go to da stomach |
| [04:17.30] | Blood come out da butt |
| [04:18.55] | Blood go to da watah |
| [04:19.85] | Watah go in da cup |
| [04:21.30] | Cup go to da throat |
| [04:22.70] | Shit blood in da stomach |
| [04:23.85] | Shit blood in da mouth |
| [04:25.16] | Shit blood on da insides |
| [04:26.52] | Watah come out da butt! |
| [04:28.32] | Brigham Young! |
| [04:29.47] | You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land! |
| [04:38.47] | Desperation! Mortality! Loss of Faith! |
| [04:42.29] | Ahhhh – |
| [04:45.50] | Got the golden plates. |
| [04:47.01] | Gold plates. |
| [04:47.86] | Gonna lead the people. |
| [04:48.96] | We head west! |
| [04:50.11] | Even thought their prophet had died, |
| [04:52.36] | the Mormons stuck together, and helped each other, |
| [04:55.86] | and were really nice to everyone they came across. |
| [04:58.86] | And then one day, |
| [05:00.61] | the Mormons finally FOUND Sal Tlay Ka Siti! |
| [05:06.01] | Sal Tlay Ka Siti! |
| [05:09.66] | And there, the Mormons danced with Ewoks! |
| [05:12.77] | And were greeted by Jesus! |
| [05:15.82] | Welcome Mormons! |
| [05:18.37] | Now let’s all have as MANY BABIES AS WE CAN! |
| [05:21.78] | To make BIG MORMON FAMILIES!!!! |
| [05:29.18] | F*k your woman, |
| [05:29.98] | F*k your man! |
| [05:31.19] | It is all part of God’s plan, |
| [05:33.79] | Mormons fuck all that they can |
| [05:35.75] | Here in Salt Lake City land! |
| [05:38.30] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:41.53] | (Now we are fucking!) |
| [05:42.78] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:46.23] | (God wants us fucking) |
| [05:47.38] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:50.69] | (Get back to fucking) |
| [05:51.94] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:56.74] | Joseph Smith fuck frog |
| [05:58.19] | Brigham Young clit face |
| [05:59.49] | Shit come out de butt, |
| [06:00.99] | Jesus says fuck fuck |
| [06:03.54] | Mormons!!!!! |
| [00:00.19] | AND NOW, we wish to honor you with The story of JOSEPH SMITH |
| [00:06.99] | THE AMERICAN MOSES! |
| [00:09.39] | Oh! This is very good! Praise Christ! |
| [00:13.64] | Mormon! |
| [00:16.95] | I am going to take you back in time. |
| [00:19.90] | Mormon! |
| [00:20.65] | To the United States, 1823 |
| [00:23.36] | Mormon! |
| [00:24.01] | A small and poor village called Oopstate New York. |
| [00:26.86] | Oopstate! |
| [00:27.52] | There was disease and famine. |
| [00:30.22] | So sick! |
| [00:30.97] | But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything. |
| [00:36.07] | His name was Joseph Smith. |
| [00:40.83] | Ya ya ya ya ya ya |
| [00:41.15] | ya ya ya |
| [00:42.35] | HA OOM! |
| [00:44.55] | Joseph Smith |
| [00:45.80] | American Moses! |
| [00:47.80] | Praise be to Joseph, |
| [00:49.70] | American prophet man. |
| [00:51.70] | Ay, my name is Joseph Smith. |
| [00:53.90] | I' m going to fuck this baby. |
| [00:56.45] | What?! |
| [00:57.00] | HA OOM! |
| [00:57.60] | No no Joseph!. Don' t fuck da baby! |
| [01:01.00] | Joseph Smith. Don' t fuck da baby! |
| [01:04.74] | Suddenly the clouds parted, |
| [01:06.74] | and Joseph Smith was visited by God! |
| [01:09.59] | HA OOM! |
| [01:10.49] | Joseph Smith! |
| [01:12.19] | Do not fuck a baby! |
| [01:14.39] | I' ll get rid of your AIDS |
| [01:16.19] | If you fuck dis frog. |
| [01:23.25] | Joseph Smith fucked the frog God gave to him and his AIDS went away! |
| [01:28.50] | Then, a great wizard named MORONI appeared from the starship Enterprise! |
| [01:33.31] | Joseph Smith. |
| [01:35.21] | Your village is shit. |
| [01:37.41] | You shall lead your villagers to a new village. |
| [01:40.52] | TAKE THESE FUCKING GOLDEN PLATES! |
| [01:42.33] | Oh way! |
| [01:44.38] | And on the plates were written the directions to a new land |
| [01:48.48] | SALT TA LAAAAY SITI! |
| [01:51.68] | Salt ta laaaay siti! |
| [01:55.03] | Joseph tried to convince ALL the villagers to follow him and his golden plates! |
| [02:00.55] | Liberation! Equality! |
| [02:02.45] | No more slavery for Oopstate Mormon people! |
| [02:06.80] | I GOT THE GOLDEN PLATES! |
| [02:07.95] | Gold plates. |
| [02:09.20] | I' m gonna lead the people. |
| [02:10.51] | We head west! |
| [02:11.63] | We gotta stick togeddah. |
| [02:13.14] | Mormons! |
| [02:14.09] | We gotta help each uddah. |
| [02:15.54] | We' re Mormons! |
| [02:16.54] | And so we climb the mountain. |
| [02:17.99] | We head west. |
| [02:18.99] | And we cross the river. |
| [02:20.45] | We head west! |
| [02:21.40] | And we fight the oppression. |
| [02:23.10] | Mormons! |
| [02:23.80] | By being nice to ev' ryone. |
| [02:25.45] | We' re Mormons! |
| [02:26.91] | Not so fast, Mormons! |
| [02:28.41] | You shall not pass MY mountain! |
| [02:30.91] | Down from the mountain, look who comes! |
| [02:32.77] | The American warlord, Brigham Young! |
| [02:34.47] | Yes, I am Brigham Young! |
| [02:37.82] | I cut off my daughter' s clitoris! |
| [02:40.02] | That made God angry, so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment! |
| [02:45.39] | Brigham Young! |
| [02:46.94] | His nose was a clitoris. |
| [02:49.29] | What will you do Joseph? |
| [02:50.49] | Will you fight the clitoris man? |
| [02:52.50] | Not fight him help him! |
| [02:56.80] | Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young' s clit face. |
| [03:02.52] | And behold, Brigham was CURED! |
| [03:07.37] | Joseph Smith magical AIDS frog |
| [03:10.78] | Brigham Young frog on his clit face |
| [03:15.29] | Brigham Young was so grateful, |
| [03:17.59] | he decided to join the Mormons on their journey. |
| [03:21.70] | C0mpassion! |
| [03:22.85] | Courtesy! |
| [03:23.65] | Let' s be really fucking polite to everyone! |
| [03:27.96] | I got the golden plates. |
| [03:29.02] | Gold plates. |
| [03:30.32] | I' m gonna lead the people. |
| [03:31.47] | We head west! |
| [03:32.72] | We gotta stick togeddah. |
| [03:34.07] | Mormons! |
| [03:36.33] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. |
| [03:40.68] | Ohhhh.. |
| [03:42.49] | After traveling for so long, |
| [03:44.90] | the Mormons ran out of fresh water, |
| [03:47.40] | and became sick with dysentery! |
| [03:51.96] | Mormon go to da watah |
| [03:53.27] | Watah go to da cup |
| [03:55.37] | Cup go to da stomach |
| [03:56.82] | Shit come out da butt |
| [03:59.02] | Shit go in da watah |
| [04:00.52] | Watah go in da cup |
| [04:01.92] | Shit go down da stomach |
| [04:03.17] | Shit come out da butt. |
| [04:04.67] | Oh fuck! |
| [04:06.82] | Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick! |
| [04:11.94] | Shit go in da watah |
| [04:13.29] | Watah go in da cup |
| [04:14.39] | Cup go to da thirsty |
| [04:15.74] | Shit go to da stomach |
| [04:17.30] | Blood come out da butt |
| [04:18.55] | Blood go to da watah |
| [04:19.85] | Watah go in da cup |
| [04:21.30] | Cup go to da throat |
| [04:22.70] | Shit blood in da stomach |
| [04:23.85] | Shit blood in da mouth |
| [04:25.16] | Shit blood on da insides |
| [04:26.52] | Watah come out da butt! |
| [04:28.32] | Brigham Young! |
| [04:29.47] | You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land! |
| [04:38.47] | Desperation! Mortality! Loss of Faith! |
| [04:42.29] | Ahhhh |
| [04:45.50] | Got the golden plates. |
| [04:47.01] | Gold plates. |
| [04:47.86] | Gonna lead the people. |
| [04:48.96] | We head west! |
| [04:50.11] | Even thought their prophet had died, |
| [04:52.36] | the Mormons stuck together, and helped each other, |
| [04:55.86] | and were really nice to everyone they came across. |
| [04:58.86] | And then one day, |
| [05:00.61] | the Mormons finally FOUND Sal Tlay Ka Siti! |
| [05:06.01] | Sal Tlay Ka Siti! |
| [05:09.66] | And there, the Mormons danced with Ewoks! |
| [05:12.77] | And were greeted by Jesus! |
| [05:15.82] | Welcome Mormons! |
| [05:18.37] | Now let' s all have as MANY BABIES AS WE CAN! |
| [05:21.78] | To make BIG MORMON FAMILIES!!!! |
| [05:29.18] | F k your woman, |
| [05:29.98] | F k your man! |
| [05:31.19] | It is all part of God' s plan, |
| [05:33.79] | Mormons fuck all that they can |
| [05:35.75] | Here in Salt Lake City land! |
| [05:38.30] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:41.53] | Now we are fucking! |
| [05:42.78] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:46.23] | God wants us fucking |
| [05:47.38] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:50.69] | Get back to fucking |
| [05:51.94] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:56.74] | Joseph Smith fuck frog |
| [05:58.19] | Brigham Young clit face |
| [05:59.49] | Shit come out de butt, |
| [06:00.99] | Jesus says fuck fuck |
| [06:03.54] | Mormons!!!!! |
| [00:00.19] | AND NOW, we wish to honor you with The story of JOSEPH SMITH |
| [00:06.99] | THE AMERICAN MOSES! |
| [00:09.39] | Oh! This is very good! Praise Christ! |
| [00:13.64] | Mormon! |
| [00:16.95] | I am going to take you back in time. |
| [00:19.90] | Mormon! |
| [00:20.65] | To the United States, 1823 |
| [00:23.36] | Mormon! |
| [00:24.01] | A small and poor village called Oopstate New York. |
| [00:26.86] | Oopstate! |
| [00:27.52] | There was disease and famine. |
| [00:30.22] | So sick! |
| [00:30.97] | But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything. |
| [00:36.07] | His name was Joseph Smith. |
| [00:40.83] | Ya ya ya ya ya ya |
| [00:41.15] | ya ya ya |
| [00:42.35] | HA OOM! |
| [00:44.55] | Joseph Smith |
| [00:45.80] | American Moses! |
| [00:47.80] | Praise be to Joseph, |
| [00:49.70] | American prophet man. |
| [00:51.70] | Ay, my name is Joseph Smith. |
| [00:53.90] | I' m going to fuck this baby. |
| [00:56.45] | What?! |
| [00:57.00] | HA OOM! |
| [00:57.60] | No no Joseph!. Don' t fuck da baby! |
| [01:01.00] | Joseph Smith. Don' t fuck da baby! |
| [01:04.74] | Suddenly the clouds parted, |
| [01:06.74] | and Joseph Smith was visited by God! |
| [01:09.59] | HA OOM! |
| [01:10.49] | Joseph Smith! |
| [01:12.19] | Do not fuck a baby! |
| [01:14.39] | I' ll get rid of your AIDS |
| [01:16.19] | If you fuck dis frog. |
| [01:23.25] | Joseph Smith fucked the frog God gave to him and his AIDS went away! |
| [01:28.50] | Then, a great wizard named MORONI appeared from the starship Enterprise! |
| [01:33.31] | Joseph Smith. |
| [01:35.21] | Your village is shit. |
| [01:37.41] | You shall lead your villagers to a new village. |
| [01:40.52] | TAKE THESE FUCKING GOLDEN PLATES! |
| [01:42.33] | Oh way! |
| [01:44.38] | And on the plates were written the directions to a new land |
| [01:48.48] | SALT TA LAAAAY SITI! |
| [01:51.68] | Salt ta laaaay siti! |
| [01:55.03] | Joseph tried to convince ALL the villagers to follow him and his golden plates! |
| [02:00.55] | Liberation! Equality! |
| [02:02.45] | No more slavery for Oopstate Mormon people! |
| [02:06.80] | I GOT THE GOLDEN PLATES! |
| [02:07.95] | Gold plates. |
| [02:09.20] | I' m gonna lead the people. |
| [02:10.51] | We head west! |
| [02:11.63] | We gotta stick togeddah. |
| [02:13.14] | Mormons! |
| [02:14.09] | We gotta help each uddah. |
| [02:15.54] | We' re Mormons! |
| [02:16.54] | And so we climb the mountain. |
| [02:17.99] | We head west. |
| [02:18.99] | And we cross the river. |
| [02:20.45] | We head west! |
| [02:21.40] | And we fight the oppression. |
| [02:23.10] | Mormons! |
| [02:23.80] | By being nice to ev' ryone. |
| [02:25.45] | We' re Mormons! |
| [02:26.91] | Not so fast, Mormons! |
| [02:28.41] | You shall not pass MY mountain! |
| [02:30.91] | Down from the mountain, look who comes! |
| [02:32.77] | The American warlord, Brigham Young! |
| [02:34.47] | Yes, I am Brigham Young! |
| [02:37.82] | I cut off my daughter' s clitoris! |
| [02:40.02] | That made God angry, so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment! |
| [02:45.39] | Brigham Young! |
| [02:46.94] | His nose was a clitoris. |
| [02:49.29] | What will you do Joseph? |
| [02:50.49] | Will you fight the clitoris man? |
| [02:52.50] | Not fight him help him! |
| [02:56.80] | Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young' s clit face. |
| [03:02.52] | And behold, Brigham was CURED! |
| [03:07.37] | Joseph Smith magical AIDS frog |
| [03:10.78] | Brigham Young frog on his clit face |
| [03:15.29] | Brigham Young was so grateful, |
| [03:17.59] | he decided to join the Mormons on their journey. |
| [03:21.70] | C0mpassion! |
| [03:22.85] | Courtesy! |
| [03:23.65] | Let' s be really fucking polite to everyone! |
| [03:27.96] | I got the golden plates. |
| [03:29.02] | Gold plates. |
| [03:30.32] | I' m gonna lead the people. |
| [03:31.47] | We head west! |
| [03:32.72] | We gotta stick togeddah. |
| [03:34.07] | Mormons! |
| [03:36.33] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. |
| [03:40.68] | Ohhhh.. |
| [03:42.49] | After traveling for so long, |
| [03:44.90] | the Mormons ran out of fresh water, |
| [03:47.40] | and became sick with dysentery! |
| [03:51.96] | Mormon go to da watah |
| [03:53.27] | Watah go to da cup |
| [03:55.37] | Cup go to da stomach |
| [03:56.82] | Shit come out da butt |
| [03:59.02] | Shit go in da watah |
| [04:00.52] | Watah go in da cup |
| [04:01.92] | Shit go down da stomach |
| [04:03.17] | Shit come out da butt. |
| [04:04.67] | Oh fuck! |
| [04:06.82] | Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick! |
| [04:11.94] | Shit go in da watah |
| [04:13.29] | Watah go in da cup |
| [04:14.39] | Cup go to da thirsty |
| [04:15.74] | Shit go to da stomach |
| [04:17.30] | Blood come out da butt |
| [04:18.55] | Blood go to da watah |
| [04:19.85] | Watah go in da cup |
| [04:21.30] | Cup go to da throat |
| [04:22.70] | Shit blood in da stomach |
| [04:23.85] | Shit blood in da mouth |
| [04:25.16] | Shit blood on da insides |
| [04:26.52] | Watah come out da butt! |
| [04:28.32] | Brigham Young! |
| [04:29.47] | You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land! |
| [04:38.47] | Desperation! Mortality! Loss of Faith! |
| [04:42.29] | Ahhhh |
| [04:45.50] | Got the golden plates. |
| [04:47.01] | Gold plates. |
| [04:47.86] | Gonna lead the people. |
| [04:48.96] | We head west! |
| [04:50.11] | Even thought their prophet had died, |
| [04:52.36] | the Mormons stuck together, and helped each other, |
| [04:55.86] | and were really nice to everyone they came across. |
| [04:58.86] | And then one day, |
| [05:00.61] | the Mormons finally FOUND Sal Tlay Ka Siti! |
| [05:06.01] | Sal Tlay Ka Siti! |
| [05:09.66] | And there, the Mormons danced with Ewoks! |
| [05:12.77] | And were greeted by Jesus! |
| [05:15.82] | Welcome Mormons! |
| [05:18.37] | Now let' s all have as MANY BABIES AS WE CAN! |
| [05:21.78] | To make BIG MORMON FAMILIES!!!! |
| [05:29.18] | F k your woman, |
| [05:29.98] | F k your man! |
| [05:31.19] | It is all part of God' s plan, |
| [05:33.79] | Mormons fuck all that they can |
| [05:35.75] | Here in Salt Lake City land! |
| [05:38.30] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:41.53] | Now we are fucking! |
| [05:42.78] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:46.23] | God wants us fucking |
| [05:47.38] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:50.69] | Get back to fucking |
| [05:51.94] | Thank you, thank you God! |
| [05:56.74] | Joseph Smith fuck frog |
| [05:58.19] | Brigham Young clit face |
| [05:59.49] | Shit come out de butt, |
| [06:00.99] | Jesus says fuck fuck |
| [06:03.54] | Mormons!!!!! |
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