All-American Prophet

All-American Prophet Lyrics

Song All-American Prophet
Artist Various Artists
Album The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
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[00:00.39] You all know the Bible
[00:02.84] Is made of testaments old and new
[00:06.40] You've been told it's just those two parts,
[00:09.35] Or only one if you're a Jew.
[00:13.15] But what if I were to tell you
[00:16.00] There's a fresh third part out there
[00:18.96] Which was found by a hip new prophet
[00:22.06] Who had a little… Donny Osmond flair?
[00:30.81] Have you heard of the All-American Prophet?
[00:35.12] The blonde-haired blue-eyed voice of God!
[00:38.87] He didn't come from the Middle East Like those other holy men
[00:43.42] No, God's favorite prophet was All-American!
[00:49.23] I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823.
[00:52.89] An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the Holy Land of Rochester, New York!
[00:57.89] You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?
[01:00.20] That’s right! That young man spoke to God!
[01:02.39] He spoke to God?
[01:03.45] And God said, Joe, People really need to know
[01:05.20] That the Bible isn't TWO parts
[01:07.05] There's a part three to The Bible, Joe!
[01:09.40] And I, God, have anointed you
[01:11.45] To dig up this part three
[01:12.71] Which is buried by a tree
[01:13.81] On a hill in your backyard!
[01:15.41] Wow! God says go to your backyard and start digging,
[01:18.02] that makes perfect sense!
[01:19.85] Joseph Smith went up on that hill
[01:21.80] And he dug where he was told!
[01:23.85] Deep in the ground, Joseph found
[01:25.90] Shining plates of gold!
[01:28.07] What are these golden plates?
[01:30.02] Who buried them here and why?
[01:32.52] Then appeared an angel
[01:34.27] His name was Moro-ni!
[01:37.18] Ahhhhh
[01:37.98] I am Moroni…
[01:41.64] The All-American angel!
[01:43.74] My people lived here long, Long ago!
[01:47.34] This is a history of my race
[01:49.95] Please read the words within
[01:51.55] We were Jews who met with Christ.
[01:53.80] But we were All-American
[01:57.30] But don’t let anybody see
[01:58.70] These plates except for you…
[02:02.60] They are only for you to see…
[02:05.95] Even if people ask you to show the plates to them.
[02:09.85] Don't.
[02:11.50] Just copy them on to normal paper.
[02:15.26] Even though this might make them question
[02:16.96] If the plates are real or not…
[02:20.21] This is sort of what God is going for…
[02:25.56] Joseph took the plates home
[02:27.01] And wrote down what he found inside.
[02:29.31] He turned those plates into a book,
[02:31.26] Then rushed into town and cried:
[02:33.26] Hey! God spoke to me and gave me this blessed ancient tome
[02:37.54] He hath commanded me to publish it
[02:39.54] And stick it in every home.
[02:41.94] Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy,
[02:45.04] and Book of Mormon is Return Of The Jedi?
[02:48.04] I'M interested.
[02:49.59] Now, many people didn't BELIEVE the prophet Joseph Smith.
[02:54.40] They thought he'd made up this part three
[02:56.35] That was buried by a tree On a hill in his backyard.
[02:59.15] Liar!
[02:59.60] But Joe said
[03:00.70] This is no lie,
[03:01.55] I speak to God all the time
[03:02.70] And he's told me to head west!
[03:04.60] So I'll take my part three From the hill with the tree,
[03:07.35] Feel free if you'd like to come along with me
[03:09.10] To the promised land!
[03:09.94] The PROMISED LAND?!
[03:11.14] Paradise!
[03:11.73] On the west coast!
[03:12.83] Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see!
[03:18.83] Have you heard of The All-American prophet?
[03:23.18] He found a brand-new book about Jesus Christ!
[03:27.28] We’re following him to paradise,
[03:29.33] We call ourselves Mormon,
[03:31.52] And our new religion is
[03:34.12] All-American.
[03:37.48] How much does it all cost?
[03:38.98] The Mormons kept on searching for that place to settle down
[03:43.03] But every time they thought they found it
[03:45.08] They got kicked out of town
[03:47.18] And even though people wanted to see the golden plates
[03:51.43] Joseph never showed 'em!
[03:54.68] I have maggots in my scrotum.
[04:03.08] Um, okay… Well anyway
[04:06.78] Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad.
[04:12.93] On the way to the promised land. Mormons made people mad.
[04:19.64] Joseph was shot by an angry mob and knew he'd soon be done
[04:25.79] You must lead the people now,
[04:29.79] My good friend Brigham Young.
[04:35.00] Oh God why are you letting me die
[04:40.55] Without having me show people the plates?
[04:44.40] They’ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not
[04:48.75] They’ll have to believe it just cuz.
[04:53.20] Oh.
[04:54.70] I guess that’s kind of what you were going for.
[05:00.50] Blargggh…
[05:03.25] The prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in.
[05:07.30] But his followers, they kept heading west.
[05:10.80] And Brigham Young led them to paradise.
[05:13.70] A sparkling land in Utah they named Salt Lake City.
[05:19.25] And there the Mormons multiplied!
[05:22.06] And made big Mormon families!!
[05:25.61] Generation to generation until finally…
[05:29.41] they made me!
[05:31.16] And now it’s my job
[05:33.21] to lead you where those early settlers
[05:35.96] were led so long ago
[05:40.26] Have you heard of the
[05:42.01] All-American prophet?
[05:43.71] Kevin Price!
[05:44.81] The next in line to be the voice of God?
[05:47.76] My best friend!
[05:48.66] He’s gonna do something incredible!
[05:50.91] And be Joseph Smith again!
[05:53.16] Cuz' Kevin Price the prophet is all, all, all,
[05:58.91] All-American!
[06:01.81] And if you order now we'll also throw in a set of steak knives!
[06:05.95] All-American!
[00:00.39] You all know the Bible
[00:02.84] Is made of testaments old and new
[00:06.40] You' ve been told it' s just those two parts,
[00:09.35] Or only one if you' re a Jew.
[00:13.15] But what if I were to tell you
[00:16.00] There' s a fresh third part out there
[00:18.96] Which was found by a hip new prophet
[00:22.06] Who had a little Donny Osmond flair?
[00:30.81] Have you heard of the AllAmerican Prophet?
[00:35.12] The blondehaired blueeyed voice of God!
[00:38.87] He didn' t come from the Middle East Like those other holy men
[00:43.42] No, God' s favorite prophet was AllAmerican!
[00:49.23] I' m gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823.
[00:52.89] An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the Holy Land of Rochester, New York!
[00:57.89] You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?
[01:00.20] That' s right! That young man spoke to God!
[01:02.39] He spoke to God?
[01:03.45] And God said, Joe, People really need to know
[01:05.20] That the Bible isn' t TWO parts
[01:07.05] There' s a part three to The Bible, Joe!
[01:09.40] And I, God, have anointed you
[01:11.45] To dig up this part three
[01:12.71] Which is buried by a tree
[01:13.81] On a hill in your backyard!
[01:15.41] Wow! God says go to your backyard and start digging,
[01:18.02] that makes perfect sense!
[01:19.85] Joseph Smith went up on that hill
[01:21.80] And he dug where he was told!
[01:23.85] Deep in the ground, Joseph found
[01:25.90] Shining plates of gold!
[01:28.07] What are these golden plates?
[01:30.02] Who buried them here and why?
[01:32.52] Then appeared an angel
[01:34.27] His name was Moroni!
[01:37.18] Ahhhhh
[01:37.98] I am Moroni
[01:41.64] The AllAmerican angel!
[01:43.74] My people lived here long, Long ago!
[01:47.34] This is a history of my race
[01:49.95] Please read the words within
[01:51.55] We were Jews who met with Christ.
[01:53.80] But we were AllAmerican
[01:57.30] But don' t let anybody see
[01:58.70] These plates except for you
[02:02.60] They are only for you to see
[02:05.95] Even if people ask you to show the plates to them.
[02:09.85] Don' t.
[02:11.50] Just copy them on to normal paper.
[02:15.26] Even though this might make them question
[02:16.96] If the plates are real or not
[02:20.21] This is sort of what God is going for
[02:25.56] Joseph took the plates home
[02:27.01] And wrote down what he found inside.
[02:29.31] He turned those plates into a book,
[02:31.26] Then rushed into town and cried:
[02:33.26] Hey! God spoke to me and gave me this blessed ancient tome
[02:37.54] He hath commanded me to publish it
[02:39.54] And stick it in every home.
[02:41.94] Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy,
[02:45.04] and Book of Mormon is Return Of The Jedi?
[02:48.04] I' M interested.
[02:49.59] Now, many people didn' t BELIEVE the prophet Joseph Smith.
[02:54.40] They thought he' d made up this part three
[02:56.35] That was buried by a tree On a hill in his backyard.
[02:59.15] Liar!
[02:59.60] But Joe said
[03:00.70] This is no lie,
[03:01.55] I speak to God all the time
[03:02.70] And he' s told me to head west!
[03:04.60] So I' ll take my part three From the hill with the tree,
[03:07.35] Feel free if you' d like to come along with me
[03:09.10] To the promised land!
[03:09.94] The PROMISED LAND?!
[03:11.14] Paradise!
[03:11.73] On the west coast!
[03:12.83] Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see!
[03:18.83] Have you heard of The AllAmerican prophet?
[03:23.18] He found a brandnew book about Jesus Christ!
[03:27.28] We' re following him to paradise,
[03:29.33] We call ourselves Mormon,
[03:31.52] And our new religion is
[03:34.12] AllAmerican.
[03:37.48] How much does it all cost?
[03:38.98] The Mormons kept on searching for that place to settle down
[03:43.03] But every time they thought they found it
[03:45.08] They got kicked out of town
[03:47.18] And even though people wanted to see the golden plates
[03:51.43] Joseph never showed ' em!
[03:54.68] I have maggots in my scrotum.
[04:03.08] Um, okay Well anyway
[04:06.78] Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad.
[04:12.93] On the way to the promised land. Mormons made people mad.
[04:19.64] Joseph was shot by an angry mob and knew he' d soon be done
[04:25.79] You must lead the people now,
[04:29.79] My good friend Brigham Young.
[04:35.00] Oh God why are you letting me die
[04:40.55] Without having me show people the plates?
[04:44.40] They' ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not
[04:48.75] They' ll have to believe it just cuz.
[04:53.20] Oh.
[04:54.70] I guess that' s kind of what you were going for.
[05:00.50] Blargggh
[05:03.25] The prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in.
[05:07.30] But his followers, they kept heading west.
[05:10.80] And Brigham Young led them to paradise.
[05:13.70] A sparkling land in Utah they named Salt Lake City.
[05:19.25] And there the Mormons multiplied!
[05:22.06] And made big Mormon families!!
[05:25.61] Generation to generation until finally
[05:29.41] they made me!
[05:31.16] And now it' s my job
[05:33.21] to lead you where those early settlers
[05:35.96] were led so long ago
[05:40.26] Have you heard of the
[05:42.01] AllAmerican prophet?
[05:43.71] Kevin Price!
[05:44.81] The next in line to be the voice of God?
[05:47.76] My best friend!
[05:48.66] He' s gonna do something incredible!
[05:50.91] And be Joseph Smith again!
[05:53.16] Cuz' Kevin Price the prophet is all, all, all,
[05:58.91] AllAmerican!
[06:01.81] And if you order now we' ll also throw in a set of steak knives!
[06:05.95] AllAmerican!
[00:00.39] You all know the Bible
[00:02.84] Is made of testaments old and new
[00:06.40] You' ve been told it' s just those two parts,
[00:09.35] Or only one if you' re a Jew.
[00:13.15] But what if I were to tell you
[00:16.00] There' s a fresh third part out there
[00:18.96] Which was found by a hip new prophet
[00:22.06] Who had a little Donny Osmond flair?
[00:30.81] Have you heard of the AllAmerican Prophet?
[00:35.12] The blondehaired blueeyed voice of God!
[00:38.87] He didn' t come from the Middle East Like those other holy men
[00:43.42] No, God' s favorite prophet was AllAmerican!
[00:49.23] I' m gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823.
[00:52.89] An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the Holy Land of Rochester, New York!
[00:57.89] You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?
[01:00.20] That' s right! That young man spoke to God!
[01:02.39] He spoke to God?
[01:03.45] And God said, Joe, People really need to know
[01:05.20] That the Bible isn' t TWO parts
[01:07.05] There' s a part three to The Bible, Joe!
[01:09.40] And I, God, have anointed you
[01:11.45] To dig up this part three
[01:12.71] Which is buried by a tree
[01:13.81] On a hill in your backyard!
[01:15.41] Wow! God says go to your backyard and start digging,
[01:18.02] that makes perfect sense!
[01:19.85] Joseph Smith went up on that hill
[01:21.80] And he dug where he was told!
[01:23.85] Deep in the ground, Joseph found
[01:25.90] Shining plates of gold!
[01:28.07] What are these golden plates?
[01:30.02] Who buried them here and why?
[01:32.52] Then appeared an angel
[01:34.27] His name was Moroni!
[01:37.18] Ahhhhh
[01:37.98] I am Moroni
[01:41.64] The AllAmerican angel!
[01:43.74] My people lived here long, Long ago!
[01:47.34] This is a history of my race
[01:49.95] Please read the words within
[01:51.55] We were Jews who met with Christ.
[01:53.80] But we were AllAmerican
[01:57.30] But don' t let anybody see
[01:58.70] These plates except for you
[02:02.60] They are only for you to see
[02:05.95] Even if people ask you to show the plates to them.
[02:09.85] Don' t.
[02:11.50] Just copy them on to normal paper.
[02:15.26] Even though this might make them question
[02:16.96] If the plates are real or not
[02:20.21] This is sort of what God is going for
[02:25.56] Joseph took the plates home
[02:27.01] And wrote down what he found inside.
[02:29.31] He turned those plates into a book,
[02:31.26] Then rushed into town and cried:
[02:33.26] Hey! God spoke to me and gave me this blessed ancient tome
[02:37.54] He hath commanded me to publish it
[02:39.54] And stick it in every home.
[02:41.94] Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy,
[02:45.04] and Book of Mormon is Return Of The Jedi?
[02:48.04] I' M interested.
[02:49.59] Now, many people didn' t BELIEVE the prophet Joseph Smith.
[02:54.40] They thought he' d made up this part three
[02:56.35] That was buried by a tree On a hill in his backyard.
[02:59.15] Liar!
[02:59.60] But Joe said
[03:00.70] This is no lie,
[03:01.55] I speak to God all the time
[03:02.70] And he' s told me to head west!
[03:04.60] So I' ll take my part three From the hill with the tree,
[03:07.35] Feel free if you' d like to come along with me
[03:09.10] To the promised land!
[03:09.94] The PROMISED LAND?!
[03:11.14] Paradise!
[03:11.73] On the west coast!
[03:12.83] Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see!
[03:18.83] Have you heard of The AllAmerican prophet?
[03:23.18] He found a brandnew book about Jesus Christ!
[03:27.28] We' re following him to paradise,
[03:29.33] We call ourselves Mormon,
[03:31.52] And our new religion is
[03:34.12] AllAmerican.
[03:37.48] How much does it all cost?
[03:38.98] The Mormons kept on searching for that place to settle down
[03:43.03] But every time they thought they found it
[03:45.08] They got kicked out of town
[03:47.18] And even though people wanted to see the golden plates
[03:51.43] Joseph never showed ' em!
[03:54.68] I have maggots in my scrotum.
[04:03.08] Um, okay Well anyway
[04:06.78] Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad.
[04:12.93] On the way to the promised land. Mormons made people mad.
[04:19.64] Joseph was shot by an angry mob and knew he' d soon be done
[04:25.79] You must lead the people now,
[04:29.79] My good friend Brigham Young.
[04:35.00] Oh God why are you letting me die
[04:40.55] Without having me show people the plates?
[04:44.40] They' ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not
[04:48.75] They' ll have to believe it just cuz.
[04:53.20] Oh.
[04:54.70] I guess that' s kind of what you were going for.
[05:00.50] Blargggh
[05:03.25] The prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in.
[05:07.30] But his followers, they kept heading west.
[05:10.80] And Brigham Young led them to paradise.
[05:13.70] A sparkling land in Utah they named Salt Lake City.
[05:19.25] And there the Mormons multiplied!
[05:22.06] And made big Mormon families!!
[05:25.61] Generation to generation until finally
[05:29.41] they made me!
[05:31.16] And now it' s my job
[05:33.21] to lead you where those early settlers
[05:35.96] were led so long ago
[05:40.26] Have you heard of the
[05:42.01] AllAmerican prophet?
[05:43.71] Kevin Price!
[05:44.81] The next in line to be the voice of God?
[05:47.76] My best friend!
[05:48.66] He' s gonna do something incredible!
[05:50.91] And be Joseph Smith again!
[05:53.16] Cuz' Kevin Price the prophet is all, all, all,
[05:58.91] AllAmerican!
[06:01.81] And if you order now we' ll also throw in a set of steak knives!
[06:05.95] AllAmerican!
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