[00:00.39]You all know the Bible
[00:02.84]Is made of testaments old and new
[00:06.40]You've been told it's just those two parts,
[00:09.35]Or only one if you're a Jew.
[00:13.15]But what if I were to tell you
[00:16.00]There's a fresh third part out there
[00:18.96]Which was found by a hip new prophet
[00:22.06]Who had a little… Donny Osmond flair?
[00:30.81]Have you heard of the All-American Prophet?
[00:35.12]The blonde-haired blue-eyed voice of God!
[00:38.87]He didn't come from the Middle East Like those other holy men
[00:43.42]No, God's favorite prophet was All-American!
[00:49.23]I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823.
[00:52.89]An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the Holy Land of Rochester, New York!
[00:57.89]You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?
[01:00.20]That’s right! That young man spoke to God!
[01:02.39]He spoke to God?
[01:03.45]And God said, Joe, People really need to know
[01:05.20]That the Bible isn't TWO parts
[01:07.05]There's a part three to The Bible, Joe!
[01:09.40]And I, God, have anointed you
[01:11.45]To dig up this part three
[01:12.71]Which is buried by a tree
[01:13.81]On a hill in your backyard!
[01:15.41]Wow! God says go to your backyard and start digging,
[01:18.02]that makes perfect sense!
[01:19.85]Joseph Smith went up on that hill
[01:21.80]And he dug where he was told!
[01:23.85]Deep in the ground, Joseph found
[01:25.90]Shining plates of gold!
[01:28.07]What are these golden plates?
[01:30.02]Who buried them here and why?
[01:32.52]Then appeared an angel
[01:34.27]His name was Moro-ni!
[01:37.18]Ahhhhh
[01:37.98]I am Moroni…
[01:41.64]The All-American angel!
[01:43.74]My people lived here long, Long ago!
[01:47.34]This is a history of my race
[01:49.95]Please read the words within
[01:51.55]We were Jews who met with Christ.
[01:53.80]But we were All-American
[01:57.30]But don’t let anybody see
[01:58.70]These plates except for you…
[02:02.60]They are only for you to see…
[02:05.95]Even if people ask you to show the plates to them.
[02:09.85]Don't.
[02:11.50]Just copy them on to normal paper.
[02:15.26]Even though this might make them question
[02:16.96]If the plates are real or not…
[02:20.21]This is sort of what God is going for…
[02:25.56]Joseph took the plates home
[02:27.01]And wrote down what he found inside.
[02:29.31]He turned those plates into a book,
[02:31.26]Then rushed into town and cried:
[02:33.26]Hey! God spoke to me and gave me this blessed ancient tome
[02:37.54]He hath commanded me to publish it
[02:39.54]And stick it in every home.
[02:41.94]Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy,
[02:45.04]and Book of Mormon is Return Of The Jedi?
[02:48.04]I'M interested.
[02:49.59]Now, many people didn't BELIEVE the prophet Joseph Smith.
[02:54.40]They thought he'd made up this part three
[02:56.35]That was buried by a tree On a hill in his backyard.
[02:59.15]Liar!
[02:59.60]But Joe said
[03:00.70]This is no lie,
[03:01.55]I speak to God all the time
[03:02.70]And he's told me to head west!
[03:04.60]So I'll take my part three From the hill with the tree,
[03:07.35]Feel free if you'd like to come along with me
[03:09.10]To the promised land!
[03:09.94]The PROMISED LAND?!
[03:11.14]Paradise!
[03:11.73]On the west coast!
[03:12.83]Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see!
[03:18.83]Have you heard of The All-American prophet?
[03:23.18]He found a brand-new book about Jesus Christ!
[03:27.28]We’re following him to paradise,
[03:29.33]We call ourselves Mormon,
[03:31.52]And our new religion is
[03:34.12]All-American.
[03:37.48]How much does it all cost?
[03:38.98]The Mormons kept on searching for that place to settle down
[03:43.03]But every time they thought they found it
[03:45.08]They got kicked out of town
[03:47.18]And even though people wanted to see the golden plates
[03:51.43]Joseph never showed 'em!
[03:54.68]I have maggots in my scrotum.
[04:03.08]Um, okay… Well anyway
[04:06.78]Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad.
[04:12.93]On the way to the promised land. Mormons made people mad.
[04:19.64]Joseph was shot by an angry mob and knew he'd soon be done
[04:25.79]You must lead the people now,
[04:29.79]My good friend Brigham Young.
[04:35.00]Oh God why are you letting me die
[04:40.55]Without having me show people the plates?
[04:44.40]They’ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not
[04:48.75]They’ll have to believe it just cuz.
[04:53.20]Oh.
[04:54.70]I guess that’s kind of what you were going for.
[05:00.50]Blargggh…
[05:03.25]The prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in.
[05:07.30]But his followers, they kept heading west.
[05:10.80]And Brigham Young led them to paradise.
[05:13.70]A sparkling land in Utah they named Salt Lake City.
[05:19.25]And there the Mormons multiplied!
[05:22.06]And made big Mormon families!!
[05:25.61]Generation to generation until finally…
[05:29.41]they made me!
[05:31.16]And now it’s my job
[05:33.21]to lead you where those early settlers
[05:35.96]were led so long ago
[05:40.26]Have you heard of the
[05:42.01]All-American prophet?
[05:43.71]Kevin Price!
[05:44.81]The next in line to be the voice of God?
[05:47.76]My best friend!
[05:48.66]He’s gonna do something incredible!
[05:50.91]And be Joseph Smith again!
[05:53.16]Cuz' Kevin Price the prophet is all, all, all,
[05:58.91]All-American!
[06:01.81]And if you order now we'll also throw in a set of steak knives!
[06:05.95]All-American!