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... Probability or atheism |
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Here's one of the reasons why I don't believe: |
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Imagine this story, |
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About a man |
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Who's, I don't know, |
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Working in the field or something one day |
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(Yeah) And he starts to hear voices |
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What if you heard this story |
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I know this guy who started to hear voices |
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And the voices told him to kill his son, |
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On top of a rock (laughing) |
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Bring your son to this hilltop, |
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Place him on a rock, and kill him |
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Uhh, okay, |
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I'll do that (yeah, it's so absurd) |
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And then let's say this guy actually does that |
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And you're like "Woah, this guy is crazy! |
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I can't believe he's in the charge of children" |
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So then, |
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(Yeah) he's about to kill this boy |
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About to strike down |
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And all of a sudden the voices are like |
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"Sike! Yeah, |
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I don't want you to kill him |
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I just want you to rip the tip of his ***** off" |
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And you're like "oh, |
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That's so much better |
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That makes perfect sense" |
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Oh my god, you must have created the universe! |
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Holy *****t! |
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