... Probability or atheism
Here's one of the reasons why I don't believe:
Imagine this story,
About a man
Who's, I don't know,
Working in the field or something one day
(Yeah) And he starts to hear voices
What if you heard this story
I know this guy who started to hear voices
And the voices told him to kill his son,
On top of a rock (laughing)
Bring your son to this hilltop,
Place him on a rock, and kill him
Uhh, okay,
I'll do that (yeah, it's so absurd)
And then let's say this guy actually does that
And you're like "Woah, this guy is crazy!
I can't believe he's in the charge of children"
So then,
(Yeah) he's about to kill this boy
About to strike down
And all of a sudden the voices are like
"Sike! Yeah,
I don't want you to kill him
I just want you to rip the tip of his ***** off"
And you're like "oh,
That's so much better
That makes perfect sense"
Oh my god, you must have created the universe!
Holy *****t!