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[00:01.51]... Probability or atheism
[00:02.31]Here's one of the reasons why I don't believe:
[00:04.09]Imagine this story,
[00:05.44]About a man
[00:07.03]Who's, I don't know,
[00:08.74]Working in the field or something one day
[00:10.40](Yeah) And he starts to hear voices
[00:12.49]What if you heard this story
[00:13.61]I know this guy who started to hear voices
[00:15.61]And the voices told him to kill his son,
[00:19.96]On top of a rock (laughing)
[00:22.07]Bring your son to this hilltop,
[00:23.82]Place him on a rock, and kill him
[00:27.28]Uhh, okay,
[00:30.23]I'll do that (yeah, it's so absurd)
[00:32.93]And then let's say this guy actually does that
[00:35.07]And you're like "Woah, this guy is crazy!
[00:36.47]I can't believe he's in the charge of children"
[00:39.33]So then,
[00:41.04](Yeah) he's about to kill this boy
[00:44.99]About to strike down
[00:45.90]And all of a sudden the voices are like
[00:47.26]"Sike! Yeah,
[00:50.81]I don't want you to kill him
[00:52.27]I just want you to rip the tip of his ***** off"
[00:55.28]And you're like "oh,
[00:57.12]That's so much better
[00:57.99]That makes perfect sense"
[00:59.05]Oh my god, you must have created the universe!
[01:02.39]Holy *****t!
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