No Homo

No Homo Lyrics

Song No Homo
Artist The Lonely Island
Album Turtleneck & Chain
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[ti:we like sportz]
[ar:the lonely island]
[00:03.00]Jorma:] Hello?
[00:07.21]Kiv:] Hi,do you want to go to a party with me?
[00:09.97]Jorma:] No.The game's on.
[00:11.12]Kiv:] Oh,I almost forgot.I'll be right there.
[00:13.38] We like sportz and we don't care who knows
[00:15.53] From shooting hoops,to the Super Bowl
[00:17.79] We like sportz and we don't care who knows
[00:20.30] Football Football Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf.
[00:22.56] The game is starting everyone is here,
[00:24.97] I got my snacks,my friends,and a beer
[00:27.42] Just two normal guyz hanging out having fun
[00:29.79]Kiv:] Right guy number 2?
[00:31.29]Jorma:] Yeah guy number 1.
[00:32.41] E to the S to the P to the N
[00:34.92] Is all I watch cause I'm the man
[00:36.78] If my team loses I'll be mean all night
[00:39.60] If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight
[00:41.77] Watching sportz with girls is a pain
[00:43.93] They don't know the rules;there's no time to explain
[00:46.30] Single,double,triple,home-run
[00:48.31] For the celebration I'll shoot my gun
[00:50.91] I like my friend,he's a real guys guy
[00:53.73] He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve
[00:55.51] We like sportz and we don't care who knows
[00:57.97] From Wimbledon to the Astrodome
[01:00.02] We like sportz and we don't care who knows
[01:02.69] Football Football Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf.
[01:04.95] Now when I say "sportz",you say "nutz"
[01:07.68] "Sportz!"
[01:07.98] "Nutz!"
[01:08.59] "Sportz!"
[01:09.09] "Nutz!"
[01:09.69] When I say "cheating",you say "sux"
[01:12.00] "Cheating!"
[01:12.62] "Sux!"
[01:13.18] "Cheating!"
[01:13.79] "Sux!"
[01:14.36] I drink whiskey cause I like the taste
[01:17.02] You think its bitter but I think its great
[01:19.29] I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
[01:21.30] Don't believe me?Smell our cars
[01:23.80] We're real men,and we like sportz
[01:25.91] If you say we're not then we'll see you in court
[01:28.73]Jorma:] I'm team captain and I choose you
[01:30.89]Kiv:] I'm the other team captain and I choose you too
[01:33.29] We steal the ball and we're off to the races
[01:35.76] Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like,
[01:38.39] What what what what what what.
[01:40.16] What what what what what what.
[01:42.57] We like sportz and we don't care who knows
[01:45.02] From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show
[01:46.88] We like sportz and we don't care who knows
[01:49.49] Football Football Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf.
[01:52.04]Kiv:] Throw me the baseball.
[01:53.61]Jorma:] Now toss me the pig skin.
[01:55.91]Kiv:] Now feed me the rock.
[01:58.06]Jorma:] Now give me the rock.
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