Jorma:
Kiv:
Jorma:
Kiv:
We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
From  shooting  hoops,to  the  Super  Bowl
We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
Football  Football  Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf.
The  game  is  starting  everyone  is  here,
I  got  my  snacks,my  friends,and  a  beer
Just  two  normal  guyz  hanging  out  having  fun
Kiv:
Jorma:
E  to  the  S  to  the  P  to  the  N
Is  all  I  watch  cause  I'm  the  man
If  my  team  loses  I'll  be  mean  all  night
If  you  tell  me  to  relax  we'll  get  in  a  fight
Watching  sportz  with  girls  is  a  pain
They  don't  know  the  rules;there's  no  time  to  explain
Single,double,triple,home-run
For  the  celebration  I'll  shoot  my  gun
I  like  my  friend,he's  a  real  guys  guy
He's  not  a  loud-mouth  like  that  cunt-hole  Steve
We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
From  Wimbledon  to  the  Astrodome
We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
Football  Football  Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf.
Now  when  I  say "sportz",you  say "nutz"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
When  I  say "cheating",you  say "sux"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"
I  drink  whiskey  cause  I  like  the  taste
You  think  its  bitter  but  I  think  its  great
I  also  drink  whiskey  and  we  smoke  cigars
Don't  believe  me?Smell  our  cars
We're  real  men,and  we  like  sportz
If  you  say  we're  not  then  we'll  see  you  in  court
Jorma:
Kiv:
We  steal  the  ball  and  we're  off  to  the  races
Then  scare  the  other  team  with  our  mad  dog  faces  like,
What  what  what  what  what  what.
What  what  what  what  what  what.
We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
From  the  pregame  toast  to  the  wrap-up  show
We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
Football  Football  Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf.
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