[ti:we like sportz]
[ar:the lonely island]
[00:03.00]Jorma:]Hello?
[00:07.21]Kiv:]Hi,do  you  want  to  go  to  a  party  with  me?
[00:09.97]Jorma:]No.The  game's  on.
[00:11.12]Kiv:]Oh,I  almost  forgot.I'll  be  right  there.
[00:13.38]We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
[00:15.53]From  shooting  hoops,to  the  Super  Bowl
[00:17.79]We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
[00:20.30]Football  Football  Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf.
[00:22.56]The  game  is  starting  everyone  is  here,
[00:24.97]I  got  my  snacks,my  friends,and  a  beer
[00:27.42]Just  two  normal  guyz  hanging  out  having  fun
[00:29.79]Kiv:]Right  guy  number 2?
[00:31.29]Jorma:]Yeah  guy  number 1.
[00:32.41]E  to  the  S  to  the  P  to  the  N
[00:34.92]Is  all  I  watch  cause  I'm  the  man
[00:36.78]If  my  team  loses  I'll  be  mean  all  night
[00:39.60]If  you  tell  me  to  relax  we'll  get  in  a  fight
[00:41.77]Watching  sportz  with  girls  is  a  pain
[00:43.93]They  don't  know  the  rules;there's  no  time  to  explain
[00:46.30]Single,double,triple,home-run
[00:48.31]For  the  celebration  I'll  shoot  my  gun
[00:50.91]I  like  my  friend,he's  a  real  guys  guy
[00:53.73]He's  not  a  loud-mouth  like  that  cunt-hole  Steve
[00:55.51]We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
[00:57.97]From  Wimbledon  to  the  Astrodome
[01:00.02]We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
[01:02.69]Football  Football  Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf.
[01:04.95]Now  when  I  say "sportz",you  say "nutz"
[01:07.68]"Sportz!"
[01:07.98]"Nutz!"
[01:08.59]"Sportz!"
[01:09.09]"Nutz!"
[01:09.69]When  I  say "cheating",you  say "sux"
[01:12.00]"Cheating!"
[01:12.62]"Sux!"
[01:13.18]"Cheating!"
[01:13.79]"Sux!"
[01:14.36]I  drink  whiskey  cause  I  like  the  taste
[01:17.02]You  think  its  bitter  but  I  think  its  great
[01:19.29]I  also  drink  whiskey  and  we  smoke  cigars
[01:21.30]Don't  believe  me?Smell  our  cars
[01:23.80]We're  real  men,and  we  like  sportz
[01:25.91]If  you  say  we're  not  then  we'll  see  you  in  court
[01:28.73]Jorma:]I'm  team  captain  and  I  choose  you
[01:30.89]Kiv:]I'm  the  other  team  captain  and  I  choose  you  too
[01:33.29]We  steal  the  ball  and  we're  off  to  the  races
[01:35.76]Then  scare  the  other  team  with  our  mad  dog  faces  like,
[01:38.39]What  what  what  what  what  what.
[01:40.16]What  what  what  what  what  what.
[01:42.57]We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
[01:45.02]From  the  pregame  toast  to  the  wrap-up  show
[01:46.88]We  like  sportz  and  we  don't  care  who  knows
[01:49.49]Football  Football  Football.Tennis.Hockey.Golf.
[01:52.04]Kiv:]Throw  me  the  baseball.
[01:53.61]Jorma:]Now  toss  me  the  pig  skin.
[01:55.91]Kiv:]Now  feed  me  the  rock.
[01:58.06]Jorma:]Now  give  me  the  rock.