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Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long |
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My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong |
| [01:02.70] |
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all |
| [01:07.62] |
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call |
| [01:12.07] |
Signed Bewildered |
| [01:15.72] |
Bewildered, Bewildered, you have no complaint |
| [01:22.17] |
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't |
| [01:26.10] |
So listen up Buster, and listen up good |
| [01:31.14] |
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood |
| [01:36.19] |
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks |
| [01:45.33] |
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks |
| [01:49.49] |
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed |
| [01:54.72] |
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead |
| [01:59.32] |
Signed Unhappy |
| [02:02.30] |
Unhappy, Unhappy, you have no complaint |
| [02:09.06] |
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't |
| [02:13.00] |
So listen up Buster, and listen up good |
| [02:18.03] |
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood |
| [02:22.46] |
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this |
| [02:39.79] |
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss |
| [02:43.63] |
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head |
| [02:48.54] |
But my stomach tells me to write you instead |
| [02:53.08] |
Signed Noise-maker |
| [02:57.21] |
Noise-maker, Noise-maker, you have no complaint |
| [03:03.94] |
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't |
| [03:07.71] |
So listen up Buster, and listen up good |
| [03:13.16] |
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood |
| [03:18.21] |
Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought |
| [03:27.08] |
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught |
| [03:31.33] |
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze |
| [03:36.62] |
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees |
| [03:41.10] |
Signed Just Married |
| [03:45.24] |
Just Married, Just Married, you have no complaint |
| [03:51.80] |
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't |
| [03:55.95] |
So listen up Buster, and listen up good |
| [04:00.99] |
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood |
| [04:07.21] |
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