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Pump it! I'm running on air! I'm walking on clouds! |
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I don't exercise. I don't care... pump it! |
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*pumping & explosion & moan* |
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I paid top-dollar for these incredible |
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high-technology polyester shoes to walk around |
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the mall and shop for more sports equipment |
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I won't play sports in! |
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I need to get more from life. Much more! |
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I need to get high, really high! High on air! |
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*pumping & explosion* |
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Oh yeah! These Eris shoes really pump up! |
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That's right! You can now buy some air! |
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The science of sports and marketing |
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results in a shoe that pumps! |
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Sound silly to you? What if we told you that |
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Eris Pump-Up would improve your game by 300%? |
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But I don't have a game! |
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You gotta have game! Be a winner! |
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Pump up, and slam dunk! |
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*pumping* |
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Oh yeah! God, the size of your shoes! |
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You'll shave seconds off your personal best! |
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Oh yeah! You mean I can |
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whack off even more times a day? |
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Absolutely! Probably five times more! |
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Because you'll be walking on air! |
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You'll feel so much more athletic |
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after pumping up your shoes, you'll |
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automatically lose weight and feel high-tech! |
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Just like a sports star! You ARE a star! |
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Now you're a winner! With air in shoes! |
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Now I can reach for the stars! |
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I've pumped up my ego! |
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*pumping* |
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Pump it up! With Eris! |
