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[00:00.00]Pump it! I'm running on air! I'm walking on clouds!
[00:04.01]I don't exercise. I don't care... pump it!
[00:07.00]*pumping & explosion & moan*
[00:08.77]I paid top-dollar for these incredible
[00:10.46]high-technology polyester shoes to walk around
[00:12.44]the mall and shop for more sports equipment
[00:13.75]I won't play sports in!
[00:15.35]I need to get more from life. Much more!
[00:17.33]I need to get high, really high! High on air!
[00:19.47]*pumping & explosion*
[00:20.68]Oh yeah! These Eris shoes really pump up!
[00:24.18]That's right! You can now buy some air!
[00:27.15]The science of sports and marketing
[00:28.39]results in a shoe that pumps!
[00:30.18]Sound silly to you? What if we told you that
[00:32.25]Eris Pump-Up would improve your game by 300%?
[00:35.75]But I don't have a game!
[00:37.70]You gotta have game! Be a winner!
[00:40.26]Pump up, and slam dunk!
[00:41.67]*pumping*
[00:43.17]Oh yeah! God, the size of your shoes!
[00:46.62]You'll shave seconds off your personal best!
[00:48.99]Oh yeah! You mean I can
[00:50.78]whack off even more times a day?
[00:53.18]Absolutely! Probably five times more!
[00:55.26]Because you'll be walking on air!
[00:57.40]You'll feel so much more athletic
[00:59.01]after pumping up your shoes, you'll
[01:00.73]automatically lose weight and feel high-tech!
[01:03.43]Just like a sports star! You ARE a star!
[01:06.46]Now you're a winner! With air in shoes!
[01:09.72]Now I can reach for the stars!
[01:11.48]I've pumped up my ego!
[01:13.22]*pumping*
[01:14.93]Pump it up! With Eris!