| [00:02.41] |
MacArthur Parker:Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes? |
| [00:06.52] |
Troy:Eh, the movie or the planet? |
| [00:08.83] |
MacArthur Parker:The brand new multi-million dollar musical! |
| [00:11.85] |
And you are starring... as the human. |
| [00:15.78] |
Troy:It's the part I was born to play, baby! |
| [00:28.52] |
Gorilla 1:Help, the human's about to escape! |
| [00:30.74] |
Troy:Get your paws off me, you dirty ape! |
| [00:34.57] |
Gorilla 2:He can talk! |
| [00:35.86] |
Orangutans:He can talk! He can talk! |
| [00:37.70] |
He can talk! He can talk! |
| [00:38.32] |
He can talk! He can talk! |
| [00:39.86] |
Troy:I can siiiiiiiing! |
| [00:43.41] |
Chimp Nurse:Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius! |
| [00:47.48] |
Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [00:49.92] |
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [00:52.48] |
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [00:54.47] |
Oh, Dr. Zaius! |
| [00:56.70] |
Orangutan 1:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [00:57.84] |
Troy:What's wrong with me? |
| [00:59.14] |
Dr. Zaius:I think you're crazy. |
| [01:00.48] |
Troy:Want a second opinion. |
| [01:01.73] |
Dr. Zaius:You're also lazy. |
| [01:03.28] |
Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:05.41] |
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:07.95] |
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:09.81] |
Oh, Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:12.70] |
Orangutan 1:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:13.37] |
Troy:Can I play the piano anymore? |
| [01:15.78] |
Dr. Zaius:Of course you can. |
| [01:17.00] |
Troy:Well, I couldn't before. |
| [01:23.53] |
Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:26.14] |
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:28.68] |
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:30.50] |
Oh, Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:32.79] |
Orangutan 1:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:34.18] |
Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:36.32] |
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:38.85] |
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:40.92] |
Oh, Dr. Zaius! |
| [01:43.48] |
Bart:This play has everything. |
| [01:46.20] |
Homer:Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter. |
| [01:58.11] |
Troy:I hate every ape I see |
| [02:01.74] |
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z, |
| [02:06.00] |
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me. |
| [02:13.71] |
Oh, my God, I was wrong, |
| [02:16.98] |
It was Earth all along. |
| [02:20.85] |
You finally made a monkey... |
| [02:24.31] |
Ape:Yes we finally made a monkey... |
| [02:27.64] |
Troy and Apes:Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me! |
| [02:42.50] |
Troy:I love you, Dr. Zaius! |
| [02:50.42] |
Thank you! It's great to be back! |
| [02:52.58] |
I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, |
| [02:57.20] |
my always outrageous fiancee, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet! |
| [03:02.10] |
Selma:Oh. |
| [03:04.46] |
Homer:Down in front! |
