[00:02.41]MacArthur Parker:Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes?
[00:06.52]Troy:Eh, the movie or the planet?
[00:08.83]MacArthur Parker:The brand new multi-million dollar musical!
[00:11.85]And you are starring... as the human.
[00:15.78]Troy:It's the part I was born to play, baby!
[00:28.52]Gorilla 1:Help, the human's about to escape!
[00:30.74]Troy:Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
[00:34.57]Gorilla 2:He can talk!
[00:35.86]Orangutans:He can talk! He can talk!
[00:37.70]He can talk! He can talk!
[00:38.32]He can talk! He can talk!
[00:39.86]Troy:I can siiiiiiiing!
[00:43.41]Chimp Nurse:Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!
[00:47.48]Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[00:49.92]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[00:52.48]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[00:54.47]Oh, Dr. Zaius!
[00:56.70]Orangutan 1:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[00:57.84]Troy:What's wrong with me?
[00:59.14]Dr. Zaius:I think you're crazy.
[01:00.48]Troy:Want a second opinion.
[01:01.73]Dr. Zaius:You're also lazy.
[01:03.28]Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:05.41]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:07.95]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:09.81]Oh, Dr. Zaius!
[01:12.70]Orangutan 1:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:13.37]Troy:Can I play the piano anymore?
[01:15.78]Dr. Zaius:Of course you can.
[01:17.00]Troy:Well, I couldn't before.
[01:23.53]Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:26.14]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:28.68]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:30.50]Oh, Dr. Zaius!
[01:32.79]Orangutan 1:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:34.18]Orangutans:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:36.32]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:38.85]Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
[01:40.92]Oh, Dr. Zaius!
[01:43.48]Bart:This play has everything.
[01:46.20]Homer:Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.
[01:58.11]Troy:I hate every ape I see
[02:01.74]From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
[02:06.00]No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
[02:13.71]Oh, my God, I was wrong,
[02:16.98]It was Earth all along.
[02:20.85]You finally made a monkey...
[02:24.31]Ape:Yes we finally made a monkey...
[02:27.64]Troy and Apes:Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
[02:42.50]Troy:I love you, Dr. Zaius!
[02:50.42]Thank you! It's great to be back!
[02:52.58]I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady,
[02:57.20]my always outrageous fiancee, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!
[03:02.10]Selma:Oh.
[03:04.46]Homer:Down in front!