Making Things Up Again Lyrics
| Song | Making Things Up Again |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:19.85] | I just told a lie. |
| [00:23.11] | No, I didn’t lie… |
| [00:25.37] | I just used my imagination. And it worked! |
| [00:32.21] | You’re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [00:34.76] | But it worked Dad! |
| [00:35.86] | You’re stretching the truth again and you know it |
| [00:38.72] | Don’t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold. |
| [00:41.07] | Joseph Smith? |
| [00:41.92] | Because a lie is a lie. |
| [00:44.43] | It’s not a lie! |
| [00:45.73] | You’re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [00:47.84] | Oh conscience! |
| [00:48.70] | You’re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [00:51.60] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [00:54.55] | When you fib, there’s a price. |
| [00:58.46] | This is bullshit! |
| [01:01.07] | The story I’VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! |
| [01:06.78] | I’m gonna go and rape a baby! |
| [01:09.03] | What! OH MY – NO! You can’t do that! NO! |
| [01:11.75] | Why not? |
| [01:12.60] | Because that is DEFINITELY against God’s will! |
| [01:15.20] | Says who!? |
| [01:16.35] | Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby? |
| [01:21.72] | Nowhere! |
| [01:24.93] | Uhhh Behold! |
| [01:26.28] | The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith, |
| [01:28.44] | ‘You shall not have sex with that infant!’ |
| [01:32.70] | LO! Joseph said ‘Why not, Lord? Why not?’ |
| [01:37.91] | And the Lord said ‘If you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor.’ |
| [01:48.42] | Really? |
| [01:49.58] | Uh huh… ‘A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. |
| [01:56.53] | I shall give unto you… a FROG’… |
| [02:00.43] | And thus Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more! |
| [02:05.09] | Ohhhhhh…. |
| [02:06.39] | You’re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [02:09.34] | You’re recklessly warping the words of Jesus! |
| [02:12.69] | You can’t just say what you want, Arnold. |
| [02:14.94] | C'mon. Hobbits. |
| [02:15.89] | You’re digging yourself a deep hole. |
| [02:18.89] | I’m making things up again, kind of! |
| [02:21.95] | But this time it’s helping a dozen people! |
| [02:25.20] | There’s nothing so bad because this time |
| [02:28.16] | I’m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right? |
| [02:32.31] | No! |
| [02:32.96] | Elder Cunningham! You have to stop him! |
| [02:35.37] | What? What is it? |
| [02:36.52] | Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter’s clitoris! |
| [02:39.07] | Hah?! |
| [02:39.77] | This is all very interesting, |
| [02:41.22] | but women have to be circumcised if it’s what the General wants! |
| [02:44.83] | No, no, doing that to a lady is DEFINITELY against Christ’s will! |
| [02:48.33] | How do you know? |
| [02:49.48] | Christ never said nothin’ about no clitoris! |
| [02:53.71] | Yes! Yes he did! |
| [02:56.91] | In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman’s clitoris! |
| [03:01.54] | But right before they did- Jesus had Boba Fett turn them into FROGS! |
| [03:08.20] | Frogs? |
| [03:09.65] | You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith! |
| [03:13.70] | Right! Right! Like those frogs! |
| [03:18.00] | For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he! |
| [03:22.51] | You’re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:25.11] | We’re learning the truth! |
| [03:26.06] | You’re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [03:28.47] | The truth about God. |
| [03:29.27] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [03:31.17] | When you fib there’s a price. |
| [03:33.17] | We’re going to paradise. |
| [03:35.68] | Who would have thought I had this magic touch? |
| [03:38.73] | Who’d’ve believed I could man up this much? |
| [03:41.94] | I’m talking, they’re listening, My stories are glistening |
| [03:45.21] | I’m gonna save them all with this stuff! |
| [03:47.52] | Oohh – La |
| [03:48.47] | You’re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:50.97] | Elder Cunningham! |
| [03:51.92] | You’re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:54.17] | Holy prophet man! |
| [03:55.22] | You’re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:57.52] | Our savior! |
| [03:58.72] | You’re making things up again… |
| [04:01.92] | Up again making things you are |
| [04:05.43] | Arnold… |
| [00:19.85] | I just told a lie. |
| [00:23.11] | No, I didn' t lie |
| [00:25.37] | I just used my imagination. And it worked! |
| [00:32.21] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [00:34.76] | But it worked Dad! |
| [00:35.86] | You' re stretching the truth again and you know it |
| [00:38.72] | Don' t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold. |
| [00:41.07] | Joseph Smith? |
| [00:41.92] | Because a lie is a lie. |
| [00:44.43] | It' s not a lie! |
| [00:45.73] | You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [00:47.84] | Oh conscience! |
| [00:48.70] | You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [00:51.60] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [00:54.55] | When you fib, there' s a price. |
| [00:58.46] | This is bullshit! |
| [01:01.07] | The story I' VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! |
| [01:06.78] | I' m gonna go and rape a baby! |
| [01:09.03] | What! OH MY NO! You can' t do that! NO! |
| [01:11.75] | Why not? |
| [01:12.60] | Because that is DEFINITELY against God' s will! |
| [01:15.20] | Says who!? |
| [01:16.35] | Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby? |
| [01:21.72] | Nowhere! |
| [01:24.93] | Uhhh Behold! |
| [01:26.28] | The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith, |
| [01:28.44] | ' You shall not have sex with that infant!' |
| [01:32.70] | LO! Joseph said ' Why not, Lord? Why not?' |
| [01:37.91] | And the Lord said ' If you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor.' |
| [01:48.42] | Really? |
| [01:49.58] | Uh huh ' A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. |
| [01:56.53] | I shall give unto you a FROG' |
| [02:00.43] | And thus Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more! |
| [02:05.09] | Ohhhhhh. |
| [02:06.39] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [02:09.34] | You' re recklessly warping the words of Jesus! |
| [02:12.69] | You can' t just say what you want, Arnold. |
| [02:14.94] | C' mon. Hobbits. |
| [02:15.89] | You' re digging yourself a deep hole. |
| [02:18.89] | I' m making things up again, kind of! |
| [02:21.95] | But this time it' s helping a dozen people! |
| [02:25.20] | There' s nothing so bad because this time |
| [02:28.16] | I' m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right? |
| [02:32.31] | No! |
| [02:32.96] | Elder Cunningham! You have to stop him! |
| [02:35.37] | What? What is it? |
| [02:36.52] | Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter' s clitoris! |
| [02:39.07] | Hah?! |
| [02:39.77] | This is all very interesting, |
| [02:41.22] | but women have to be circumcised if it' s what the General wants! |
| [02:44.83] | No, no, doing that to a lady is DEFINITELY against Christ' s will! |
| [02:48.33] | How do you know? |
| [02:49.48] | Christ never said nothin' about no clitoris! |
| [02:53.71] | Yes! Yes he did! |
| [02:56.91] | In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman' s clitoris! |
| [03:01.54] | But right before they did Jesus had Boba Fett turn them into FROGS! |
| [03:08.20] | Frogs? |
| [03:09.65] | You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith! |
| [03:13.70] | Right! Right! Like those frogs! |
| [03:18.00] | For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he! |
| [03:22.51] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:25.11] | We' re learning the truth! |
| [03:26.06] | You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [03:28.47] | The truth about God. |
| [03:29.27] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [03:31.17] | When you fib there' s a price. |
| [03:33.17] | We' re going to paradise. |
| [03:35.68] | Who would have thought I had this magic touch? |
| [03:38.73] | Who' d' ve believed I could man up this much? |
| [03:41.94] | I' m talking, they' re listening, My stories are glistening |
| [03:45.21] | I' m gonna save them all with this stuff! |
| [03:47.52] | Oohh La |
| [03:48.47] | You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:50.97] | Elder Cunningham! |
| [03:51.92] | You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:54.17] | Holy prophet man! |
| [03:55.22] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:57.52] | Our savior! |
| [03:58.72] | You' re making things up again |
| [04:01.92] | Up again making things you are |
| [04:05.43] | Arnold |
| [00:19.85] | I just told a lie. |
| [00:23.11] | No, I didn' t lie |
| [00:25.37] | I just used my imagination. And it worked! |
| [00:32.21] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [00:34.76] | But it worked Dad! |
| [00:35.86] | You' re stretching the truth again and you know it |
| [00:38.72] | Don' t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold. |
| [00:41.07] | Joseph Smith? |
| [00:41.92] | Because a lie is a lie. |
| [00:44.43] | It' s not a lie! |
| [00:45.73] | You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [00:47.84] | Oh conscience! |
| [00:48.70] | You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [00:51.60] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [00:54.55] | When you fib, there' s a price. |
| [00:58.46] | This is bullshit! |
| [01:01.07] | The story I' VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin! |
| [01:06.78] | I' m gonna go and rape a baby! |
| [01:09.03] | What! OH MY NO! You can' t do that! NO! |
| [01:11.75] | Why not? |
| [01:12.60] | Because that is DEFINITELY against God' s will! |
| [01:15.20] | Says who!? |
| [01:16.35] | Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby? |
| [01:21.72] | Nowhere! |
| [01:24.93] | Uhhh Behold! |
| [01:26.28] | The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith, |
| [01:28.44] | ' You shall not have sex with that infant!' |
| [01:32.70] | LO! Joseph said ' Why not, Lord? Why not?' |
| [01:37.91] | And the Lord said ' If you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor.' |
| [01:48.42] | Really? |
| [01:49.58] | Uh huh ' A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith. |
| [01:56.53] | I shall give unto you a FROG' |
| [02:00.43] | And thus Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more! |
| [02:05.09] | Ohhhhhh. |
| [02:06.39] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [02:09.34] | You' re recklessly warping the words of Jesus! |
| [02:12.69] | You can' t just say what you want, Arnold. |
| [02:14.94] | C' mon. Hobbits. |
| [02:15.89] | You' re digging yourself a deep hole. |
| [02:18.89] | I' m making things up again, kind of! |
| [02:21.95] | But this time it' s helping a dozen people! |
| [02:25.20] | There' s nothing so bad because this time |
| [02:28.16] | I' m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right? |
| [02:32.31] | No! |
| [02:32.96] | Elder Cunningham! You have to stop him! |
| [02:35.37] | What? What is it? |
| [02:36.52] | Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter' s clitoris! |
| [02:39.07] | Hah?! |
| [02:39.77] | This is all very interesting, |
| [02:41.22] | but women have to be circumcised if it' s what the General wants! |
| [02:44.83] | No, no, doing that to a lady is DEFINITELY against Christ' s will! |
| [02:48.33] | How do you know? |
| [02:49.48] | Christ never said nothin' about no clitoris! |
| [02:53.71] | Yes! Yes he did! |
| [02:56.91] | In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman' s clitoris! |
| [03:01.54] | But right before they did Jesus had Boba Fett turn them into FROGS! |
| [03:08.20] | Frogs? |
| [03:09.65] | You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith! |
| [03:13.70] | Right! Right! Like those frogs! |
| [03:18.00] | For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he! |
| [03:22.51] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:25.11] | We' re learning the truth! |
| [03:26.06] | You' re taking the holy word and adding fiction! |
| [03:28.47] | The truth about God. |
| [03:29.27] | Be careful how you proceed, Arnold. |
| [03:31.17] | When you fib there' s a price. |
| [03:33.17] | We' re going to paradise. |
| [03:35.68] | Who would have thought I had this magic touch? |
| [03:38.73] | Who' d' ve believed I could man up this much? |
| [03:41.94] | I' m talking, they' re listening, My stories are glistening |
| [03:45.21] | I' m gonna save them all with this stuff! |
| [03:47.52] | Oohh La |
| [03:48.47] | You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:50.97] | Elder Cunningham! |
| [03:51.92] | You' re making things up again, Arnold! |
| [03:54.17] | Holy prophet man! |
| [03:55.22] | You' re making things up again, Arnold. |
| [03:57.52] | Our savior! |
| [03:58.72] | You' re making things up again |
| [04:01.92] | Up again making things you are |
| [04:05.43] | Arnold |
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