[00:19.85]I just told a lie.
[00:23.11]No, I didn’t lie…
[00:25.37]I just used my imagination. And it worked!
[00:32.21]You’re making things up again, Arnold.
[00:34.76]But it worked Dad!
[00:35.86]You’re stretching the truth again and you know it
[00:38.72]Don’t be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
[00:41.07]Joseph Smith?
[00:41.92]Because a lie is a lie.
[00:44.43]It’s not a lie!
[00:45.73]You’re making things up again, Arnold!
[00:47.84]Oh conscience!
[00:48.70]You’re taking the holy word and adding fiction!
[00:51.60]Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[00:54.55]When you fib, there’s a price.
[00:58.46]This is bullshit!
[01:01.07]The story I’VE been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin!
[01:06.78]I’m gonna go and rape a baby!
[01:09.03]What! OH MY – NO! You can’t do that! NO!
[01:11.75]Why not?
[01:12.60]Because that is DEFINITELY against God’s will!
[01:15.20]Says who!?
[01:16.35]Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby?
[01:21.72]Nowhere!
[01:24.93]Uhhh Behold!
[01:26.28]The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith,
[01:28.44]‘You shall not have sex with that infant!’
[01:32.70]LO! Joseph said ‘Why not, Lord? Why not?’
[01:37.91]And the Lord said ‘If you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of Mordor.’
[01:48.42]Really?
[01:49.58]Uh huh… ‘A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
[01:56.53]I shall give unto you… a FROG’…
[02:00.43]And thus Joseph laid with the frog and his AIDS was no more!
[02:05.09]Ohhhhhh….
[02:06.39]You’re making things up again, Arnold.
[02:09.34]You’re recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
[02:12.69]You can’t just say what you want, Arnold.
[02:14.94]C'mon. Hobbits.
[02:15.89]You’re digging yourself a deep hole.
[02:18.89]I’m making things up again, kind of!
[02:21.95]But this time it’s helping a dozen people!
[02:25.20]There’s nothing so bad because this time
[02:28.16]I’m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right?
[02:32.31]No!
[02:32.96]Elder Cunningham! You have to stop him!
[02:35.37]What? What is it?
[02:36.52]Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter’s clitoris!
[02:39.07]Hah?!
[02:39.77]This is all very interesting,
[02:41.22]but women have to be circumcised if it’s what the General wants!
[02:44.83]No, no, doing that to a lady is DEFINITELY against Christ’s will!
[02:48.33]How do you know?
[02:49.48]Christ never said nothin’ about no clitoris!
[02:53.71]Yes! Yes he did!
[02:56.91]In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman’s clitoris!
[03:01.54]But right before they did- Jesus had Boba Fett turn them into FROGS!
[03:08.20]Frogs?
[03:09.65]You mean like the frogs that got fucked by Joseph Smith!
[03:13.70]Right! Right! Like those frogs!
[03:18.00]For a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he!
[03:22.51]You’re making things up again, Arnold.
[03:25.11]We’re learning the truth!
[03:26.06]You’re taking the holy word and adding fiction!
[03:28.47]The truth about God.
[03:29.27]Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[03:31.17]When you fib there’s a price.
[03:33.17]We’re going to paradise.
[03:35.68]Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
[03:38.73]Who’d’ve believed I could man up this much?
[03:41.94]I’m talking, they’re listening, My stories are glistening
[03:45.21]I’m gonna save them all with this stuff!
[03:47.52]Oohh – La
[03:48.47]You’re making things up again, Arnold!
[03:50.97]Elder Cunningham!
[03:51.92]You’re making things up again, Arnold!
[03:54.17]Holy prophet man!
[03:55.22]You’re making things up again, Arnold.
[03:57.52]Our savior!
[03:58.72]You’re making things up again…
[04:01.92]Up again making things you are
[04:05.43]Arnold…