| [offset:0] | |
| [00:00.15] | SHADYXV - Eminem |
| [00:05.22] | I'm liable to start a violent |
| [00:06.41] | spark with a silent thought |
| [00:07.61] | I disgust you like dialogue |
| [00:09.10] | from The Shop to The Wired Frog |
| [00:10.44] | Night club, *******t, |
| [00:11.02] | I was taught if your CD's on fire |
| [00:12.70] | You had to put it out yourself |
| [00:13.79] | like Highland Park, |
| [00:14.60] | no fire department |
| [00:15.67] | So you might not hear sirens at all |
| [00:17.20] | But don't be alarmed |
| [00:18.04] | if I sound off |
| [00:19.06] | Something just ain't right with me, dawg |
| [00:20.77] | A martyr on a private charter, |
| [00:22.08] | whose life could be harder? |
| [00:22.96] | Widely regarded highly, bite me, |
| [00:24.28] | sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded |
| [00:25.85] | But tonight I'm starting *******t, |
| [00:27.03] | I'm feeling self righteous |
| [00:28.02] | I might just hop in a mosh pit on some |
| [00:29.71] | Mike Tyson and Pac *******t |
| [00:30.84] | Looking to box with anybody, |
| [00:32.20] | disorderly conduct |
| [00:33.03] | I'll ******* around and snort a key |
| [00:34.62] | and pick a fight with a locksmith |
| [00:35.96] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
| [00:37.08] | manic, I'm going in shock |
| [00:38.24] | Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet |
| [00:39.56] | Panic attack |
| [00:40.09] | cause I'm claustrophobic |
| [00:40.64] | |
| [00:41.22] | No, *******, |
| [00:41.79] | I mean I can't maneuver |
| [00:42.67] | from movement |
| [00:43.05] | Cause I have no room for improvement |
| [00:44.78] | I'm practically squashed, |
| [00:45.86] | unpacked it and boxed it |
| [00:46.92] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
| [00:48.25] | flammable bars, examine the content |
| [00:50.35] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
| [00:51.58] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
| [00:53.78] | |
| [00:54.37] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
| [00:55.79] | Shark mandibles, |
| [00:56.45] | lambs to the slaughter |
| [00:57.44] | Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking |
| [00:59.05] | Anthony Hopkins |
| [00:59.71] | with his hands in his pockets |
| [01:01.05] | |
| [01:03.27] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, |
| [01:04.86] | gallons of Vodka |
| [01:05.52] | But that gal has some knockers |
| [01:07.05] | I bet you they ring a bell |
| [01:08.08] | when I come back |
| [01:08.69] | and I'm conscious |
| [01:09.47] | |
| [01:10.12] | What happened, doc? |
| [01:10.72] | I passed out again |
| [01:11.48] | Alcohol's making me |
| [01:12.09] | break into vacant's naked |
| [01:13.10] | Stole a Magnum box |
| [01:14.15] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun |
| [01:16.09] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor |
| [01:17.14] | and Scare Tactics |
| [01:17.68] | Too close to the StairMaster |
| [01:19.03] | Poked a hole in the air |
| [01:20.37] | mattress and popped it |
| [01:21.51] | Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover |
| [01:23.18] | No underwear, |
| [01:23.85] | grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it |
| [01:25.77] | Air Max in my closet, |
| [01:26.85] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
| [01:28.65] | And the cross stitching is a cross mixing |
| [01:30.44] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
| [01:31.73] | giraffe and a dolphin |
| [01:32.98] | been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, |
| [01:34.98] | drop crotches |
| [01:35.65] | Swatch watches and sneakers |
| [01:36.81] | matches with the Parkers |
| [01:37.73] | But it's like being overstaffed |
| [01:38.74] | at a boxing gym |
| [01:40.32] | With all these trainers, |
| [01:41.03] | but I don't have any boxers |
| [01:42.17] | And I'm standing here naked, |
| [01:43.57] | hangover, still wasted |
| [01:44.62] | Like paper you write raps on, |
| [01:46.06] | obnoxious |
| [01:46.79] | Yo, why does it always sound |
| [01:48.68] | like I'm grabbing my nostrils? |
| [01:50.06] | ******* that, I'll battle 'em all, |
| [01:51.60] | I'll battle a mall |
| [01:52.60] | |
| [01:53.14] | I'll stand there |
| [01:53.74] | and yell that at a wall |
| [01:54.80] | Until the mannequin doll scatter |
| [01:56.15] | and the inanimate objects |
| [01:57.65] | That I'm battering all shatter and fall |
| [01:59.26] | Cause I hear the track |
| [02:00.11] | and I'm starting to get ******* amped |
| [02:01.43] | I'mma spark plug, |
| [02:02.07] | I'm like the car |
| [02:02.76] | with the cables hooked up |
| [02:03.59] | to my ******* back, I'm a Duracell |
| [02:05.10] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
| [02:06.47] | cause y'all could get jumped |
| [02:07.39] | And I'd catch the battery charge, but |
| [02:08.69] | |
| [02:09.61] | I got a hunch like your back |
| [02:10.77] | when it's arching |
| [02:11.24] | When I start attacking your squadron |
| [02:12.41] | You'll feel like MasterCard |
| [02:13.30] | when I'm charging |
| [02:14.00] | So take a swipe at me, |
| [02:15.10] | I'm coming straight at you |
| [02:16.25] | Like Clay Matthews |
| [02:16.80] | from the Green Bay Packers |
| [02:17.73] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
| [02:19.41] | That's nutbag that I'm talking, |
| [02:20.73] | who am I kidding? |
| [02:21.82] | You *******s are all gonna do my bidding |
| [02:23.37] | Don't get dragged to the auction |
| [02:24.75] | Neiman Marcus, |
| [02:25.63] | bags of Vuitton and all |
| [02:26.58] | I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic, |
| [02:28.27] | just watch this |
| [02:29.22] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
| [02:30.57] | See how mad you act |
| [02:31.58] | when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
| [02:33.13] | In a ******* taxi cab to go shopping |
| [02:34.58] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
| [02:36.18] | My next whore's gonna |
| [02:37.40] | have mechanical arms |
| [02:38.41] | That'll jack me off |
| [02:39.24] | with a lotion dispenser |
| [02:40.18] | with a motion sensor |
| [02:41.30] | No emotion hence |
| [02:42.03] | I guess this sick ******* dies hard |
| [02:43.70] | I got a Magic Johnson |
| [02:44.71] | |
| [02:45.32] | It's like a Magic Wand allows me |
| [02:46.74] | to not let a blonde arouse me |
| [02:47.94] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch |
| [02:49.30] | with the condoms out |
| [02:50.15] | Holding a thousand Magnums |
| [02:51.25] | at once to pounce me |
| [02:52.16] | I'll laugh in response to |
| [02:53.06] | how she dances and flaunts it around me |
| [02:54.51] | Her flat little badonkadonk |
| [02:55.46] | is bouncing around |
| [02:56.26] | And all I see is Paulie Malign now, |
| [02:57.89] | she's slaughterhouse in a blouse |
| [02:59.00] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
| [03:00.33] | God dammit I am misogynist |
| [03:01.60] | I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, |
| [03:04.11] | throw her off a balcony |
| [03:05.12] | Just so happens she's fond of algae |
| [03:06.75] | Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete |
| [03:08.81] | Complete lack of responsibility |
| [03:10.74] | Half you assholes ain't strong |
| [03:11.86] | enough to pick up a spirit |
| [03:13.16] | *******t, you fags couldn't shoplift |
| [03:14.46] | at a thrift shop |
| [03:15.38] | But I let the track lift 'em up, |
| [03:16.90] | boost the energy |
| [03:17.56] | Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, |
| [03:18.94] | but my thing is this now |
| [03:20.23] | Five-finger discount |
| [03:21.52] | Been rapping so long |
| [03:22.60] | I've been killing this *******t, it's easy |
| [03:24.08] | Kidnapping your mom |
| [03:25.07] | cause I'm still in this *******, thievery |
| [03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, |
| [03:28.64] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
| [03:30.60] | ("Em") Paul was scared that |
| [03:31.68] | if I went back to the blonde |
| [03:32.74] | I might relapse, get on some bull*******t |
| [03:33.97] | Perhaps I'll launch some cracker |
| [03:35.07] | taunts at Action Bronson |
| [03:35.95] | Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
| [03:37.87] | And have some back and forths |
| [03:39.28] | And record a wack response |
| [03:40.27] | to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse |
| [03:41.84] | And perform "Fack" in concert |
| [03:42.98] | |
| [03:46.10] | Yo, I put that *******t on a greatest hits album |
| [03:47.80] | |
| [03:48.37] | Now that was awesome |
| [03:49.17] | It takes some massive ******* |
| [03:50.15] | to do some *******t like that |
| [03:51.80] | Sometimes I have to ponder |
| [03:52.86] | why people are like |
| [03:53.66] | (I'll stick around) |
| [03:55.41] | And put up with my crap so long for |
| [03:57.19] | What's the attraction, mama? |
| [03:58.11] | Is it the fact that I'm a walking, |
| [04:00.08] | talking, actual quadruple entendre |
| [04:02.03] | Or the pointy nose |
| [04:03.15] | that's pointing at you, mama? |
| [04:04.47] | Who knows at this point, |
| [04:05.47] | it's always poking so meh |
| [04:06.52] | Still get along with this voice |
| [04:07.84] | cause that's the monster |
| [04:08.70] | So do-si-do with a sociopath, |
| [04:10.59] | everyone who knows me knows that |
| [04:12.21] | What they don't know is the fact Rihanna |
| [04:13.90] | calls me Pinocchio, meh |
| [04:15.15] | She loves the way I lie |
| [04:16.06] | Sits on my face |
| [04:16.74] | and waits for my nose to grow |
| [04:18.20] | Pathological liar, |
| [04:20.17] | oh, why am I such an asshole |
| [04:22.19] | That my disguise is pants, |
| [04:23.16] | but they on fire |
| [04:24.51] | So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, |
| [04:27.06] | cut the track off |
| [04:27.90] | |
| [04:29.47] | Sabotage Christmas, |
| [04:30.50] | crap in your stocking |
| [04:31.39] | I'm wrapping up all the presents |
| [04:32.63] | In ******* camouflage |
| [04:33.73] | so you can't even find 'em |
| [04:34.97] | Jack Santa Claus, |
| [04:35.76] | snap Rudolph's antlers off |
| [04:36.92] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze |
| [04:38.14] | bandage and blind him |
| [04:39.07] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
| [04:40.37] | Bath and Beyond |
| [04:41.09] | Put the basket back |
| [04:41.87] | while the bath salt packets are gone, I |
| [04:44.11] | Know you really tired of me |
| [04:45.10] | sampling Billy Squier |
| [04:46.42] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
| [04:48.48] | Got Slash on guitar, |
| [04:49.38] | spla*******ng Bizarre, |
| [04:50.27] | Thrasher and Aerosmith |
| [04:51.45] | And I'm a spectacular archer, |
| [04:52.85] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
| [04:54.38] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
| [04:56.59] | Bandwagoners, |
| [04:57.39] | I'm kicking the damn stragglers off |
| [04:58.65] |
| offset: 0 | |
| [00:00.15] | SHADYXV Eminem |
| [00:05.22] | I' m liable to start a violent |
| [00:06.41] | spark with a silent thought |
| [00:07.61] | I disgust you like dialogue |
| [00:09.10] | from The Shop to The Wired Frog |
| [00:10.44] | Night club, t, |
| [00:11.02] | I was taught if your CD' s on fire |
| [00:12.70] | You had to put it out yourself |
| [00:13.79] | like Highland Park, |
| [00:14.60] | no fire department |
| [00:15.67] | So you might not hear sirens at all |
| [00:17.20] | But don' t be alarmed |
| [00:18.04] | if I sound off |
| [00:19.06] | Something just ain' t right with me, dawg |
| [00:20.77] | A martyr on a private charter, |
| [00:22.08] | whose life could be harder? |
| [00:22.96] | Widely regarded highly, bite me, |
| [00:24.28] | sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded |
| [00:25.85] | But tonight I' m starting t, |
| [00:27.03] | I' m feeling self righteous |
| [00:28.02] | I might just hop in a mosh pit on some |
| [00:29.71] | Mike Tyson and Pac t |
| [00:30.84] | Looking to box with anybody, |
| [00:32.20] | disorderly conduct |
| [00:33.03] | I' ll around and snort a key |
| [00:34.62] | and pick a fight with a locksmith |
| [00:35.96] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
| [00:37.08] | manic, I' m going in shock |
| [00:38.24] | Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet |
| [00:39.56] | Panic attack |
| [00:40.09] | cause I' m claustrophobic |
| [00:40.64] | |
| [00:41.22] | No, , |
| [00:41.79] | I mean I can' t maneuver |
| [00:42.67] | from movement |
| [00:43.05] | Cause I have no room for improvement |
| [00:44.78] | I' m practically squashed, |
| [00:45.86] | unpacked it and boxed it |
| [00:46.92] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
| [00:48.25] | flammable bars, examine the content |
| [00:50.35] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
| [00:51.58] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
| [00:53.78] | |
| [00:54.37] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
| [00:55.79] | Shark mandibles, |
| [00:56.45] | lambs to the slaughter |
| [00:57.44] | Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking |
| [00:59.05] | Anthony Hopkins |
| [00:59.71] | with his hands in his pockets |
| [01:01.05] | |
| [01:03.27] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, |
| [01:04.86] | gallons of Vodka |
| [01:05.52] | But that gal has some knockers |
| [01:07.05] | I bet you they ring a bell |
| [01:08.08] | when I come back |
| [01:08.69] | and I' m conscious |
| [01:09.47] | |
| [01:10.12] | What happened, doc? |
| [01:10.72] | I passed out again |
| [01:11.48] | Alcohol' s making me |
| [01:12.09] | break into vacant' s naked |
| [01:13.10] | Stole a Magnum box |
| [01:14.15] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun |
| [01:16.09] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor |
| [01:17.14] | and Scare Tactics |
| [01:17.68] | Too close to the StairMaster |
| [01:19.03] | Poked a hole in the air |
| [01:20.37] | mattress and popped it |
| [01:21.51] | Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover |
| [01:23.18] | No underwear, |
| [01:23.85] | grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it |
| [01:25.77] | Air Max in my closet, |
| [01:26.85] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
| [01:28.65] | And the cross stitching is a cross mixing |
| [01:30.44] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
| [01:31.73] | giraffe and a dolphin |
| [01:32.98] | been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, |
| [01:34.98] | drop crotches |
| [01:35.65] | Swatch watches and sneakers |
| [01:36.81] | matches with the Parkers |
| [01:37.73] | But it' s like being overstaffed |
| [01:38.74] | at a boxing gym |
| [01:40.32] | With all these trainers, |
| [01:41.03] | but I don' t have any boxers |
| [01:42.17] | And I' m standing here naked, |
| [01:43.57] | hangover, still wasted |
| [01:44.62] | Like paper you write raps on, |
| [01:46.06] | obnoxious |
| [01:46.79] | Yo, why does it always sound |
| [01:48.68] | like I' m grabbing my nostrils? |
| [01:50.06] | that, I' ll battle ' em all, |
| [01:51.60] | I' ll battle a mall |
| [01:52.60] | |
| [01:53.14] | I' ll stand there |
| [01:53.74] | and yell that at a wall |
| [01:54.80] | Until the mannequin doll scatter |
| [01:56.15] | and the inanimate objects |
| [01:57.65] | That I' m battering all shatter and fall |
| [01:59.26] | Cause I hear the track |
| [02:00.11] | and I' m starting to get amped |
| [02:01.43] | I' mma spark plug, |
| [02:02.07] | I' m like the car |
| [02:02.76] | with the cables hooked up |
| [02:03.59] | to my back, I' m a Duracell |
| [02:05.10] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
| [02:06.47] | cause y' all could get jumped |
| [02:07.39] | And I' d catch the battery charge, but |
| [02:08.69] | |
| [02:09.61] | I got a hunch like your back |
| [02:10.77] | when it' s arching |
| [02:11.24] | When I start attacking your squadron |
| [02:12.41] | You' ll feel like MasterCard |
| [02:13.30] | when I' m charging |
| [02:14.00] | So take a swipe at me, |
| [02:15.10] | I' m coming straight at you |
| [02:16.25] | Like Clay Matthews |
| [02:16.80] | from the Green Bay Packers |
| [02:17.73] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
| [02:19.41] | That' s nutbag that I' m talking, |
| [02:20.73] | who am I kidding? |
| [02:21.82] | You s are all gonna do my bidding |
| [02:23.37] | Don' t get dragged to the auction |
| [02:24.75] | Neiman Marcus, |
| [02:25.63] | bags of Vuitton and all |
| [02:26.58] | I' ll push a into oncoming traffic, |
| [02:28.27] | just watch this |
| [02:29.22] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
| [02:30.57] | See how mad you act |
| [02:31.58] | when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
| [02:33.13] | In a taxi cab to go shopping |
| [02:34.58] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
| [02:36.18] | My next whore' s gonna |
| [02:37.40] | have mechanical arms |
| [02:38.41] | That' ll jack me off |
| [02:39.24] | with a lotion dispenser |
| [02:40.18] | with a motion sensor |
| [02:41.30] | No emotion hence |
| [02:42.03] | I guess this sick dies hard |
| [02:43.70] | I got a Magic Johnson |
| [02:44.71] | |
| [02:45.32] | It' s like a Magic Wand allows me |
| [02:46.74] | to not let a blonde arouse me |
| [02:47.94] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch |
| [02:49.30] | with the condoms out |
| [02:50.15] | Holding a thousand Magnums |
| [02:51.25] | at once to pounce me |
| [02:52.16] | I' ll laugh in response to |
| [02:53.06] | how she dances and flaunts it around me |
| [02:54.51] | Her flat little badonkadonk |
| [02:55.46] | is bouncing around |
| [02:56.26] | And all I see is Paulie Malign now, |
| [02:57.89] | she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse |
| [02:59.00] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
| [03:00.33] | God dammit I am misogynist |
| [03:01.60] | I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, |
| [03:04.11] | throw her off a balcony |
| [03:05.12] | Just so happens she' s fond of algae |
| [03:06.75] | Cause now she' s faceplants on the concrete |
| [03:08.81] | Complete lack of responsibility |
| [03:10.74] | Half you assholes ain' t strong |
| [03:11.86] | enough to pick up a spirit |
| [03:13.16] | t, you fags couldn' t shoplift |
| [03:14.46] | at a thrift shop |
| [03:15.38] | But I let the track lift ' em up, |
| [03:16.90] | boost the energy |
| [03:17.56] | Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up, |
| [03:18.94] | but my thing is this now |
| [03:20.23] | Fivefinger discount |
| [03:21.52] | Been rapping so long |
| [03:22.60] | I' ve been killing this t, it' s easy |
| [03:24.08] | Kidnapping your mom |
| [03:25.07] | cause I' m still in this , thievery |
| [03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBene t Ramsey, |
| [03:28.64] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
| [03:30.60] | " Em" Paul was scared that |
| [03:31.68] | if I went back to the blonde |
| [03:32.74] | I might relapse, get on some bull t |
| [03:33.97] | Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker |
| [03:35.07] | taunts at Action Bronson |
| [03:35.95] | Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
| [03:37.87] | And have some back and forths |
| [03:39.28] | And record a wack response |
| [03:40.27] | to Kendrick Lamar' s " Control" verse |
| [03:41.84] | And perform " Fack" in concert |
| [03:42.98] | |
| [03:46.10] | Yo, I put that t on a greatest hits album |
| [03:47.80] | |
| [03:48.37] | Now that was awesome |
| [03:49.17] | It takes some massive |
| [03:50.15] | to do some t like that |
| [03:51.80] | Sometimes I have to ponder |
| [03:52.86] | why people are like |
| [03:53.66] | I' ll stick around |
| [03:55.41] | And put up with my crap so long for |
| [03:57.19] | What' s the attraction, mama? |
| [03:58.11] | Is it the fact that I' m a walking, |
| [04:00.08] | talking, actual quadruple entendre |
| [04:02.03] | Or the pointy nose |
| [04:03.15] | that' s pointing at you, mama? |
| [04:04.47] | Who knows at this point, |
| [04:05.47] | it' s always poking so meh |
| [04:06.52] | Still get along with this voice |
| [04:07.84] | cause that' s the monster |
| [04:08.70] | So dosido with a sociopath, |
| [04:10.59] | everyone who knows me knows that |
| [04:12.21] | What they don' t know is the fact Rihanna |
| [04:13.90] | calls me Pinocchio, meh |
| [04:15.15] | She loves the way I lie |
| [04:16.06] | Sits on my face |
| [04:16.74] | and waits for my nose to grow |
| [04:18.20] | Pathological liar, |
| [04:20.17] | oh, why am I such an asshole |
| [04:22.19] | That my disguise is pants, |
| [04:23.16] | but they on fire |
| [04:24.51] | So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna, |
| [04:27.06] | cut the track off |
| [04:27.90] | |
| [04:29.47] | Sabotage Christmas, |
| [04:30.50] | crap in your stocking |
| [04:31.39] | I' m wrapping up all the presents |
| [04:32.63] | In camouflage |
| [04:33.73] | so you can' t even find ' em |
| [04:34.97] | Jack Santa Claus, |
| [04:35.76] | snap Rudolph' s antlers off |
| [04:36.92] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze |
| [04:38.14] | bandage and blind him |
| [04:39.07] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
| [04:40.37] | Bath and Beyond |
| [04:41.09] | Put the basket back |
| [04:41.87] | while the bath salt packets are gone, I |
| [04:44.11] | Know you really tired of me |
| [04:45.10] | sampling Billy Squier |
| [04:46.42] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
| [04:48.48] | Got Slash on guitar, |
| [04:49.38] | spla ng Bizarre, |
| [04:50.27] | Thrasher and Aerosmith |
| [04:51.45] | And I' m a spectacular archer, |
| [04:52.85] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
| [04:54.38] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
| [04:56.59] | Bandwagoners, |
| [04:57.39] | I' m kicking the damn stragglers off |
| [04:58.65] |
| offset: 0 | |
| [00:00.15] | SHADYXV Eminem |
| [00:05.22] | I' m liable to start a violent |
| [00:06.41] | spark with a silent thought |
| [00:07.61] | I disgust you like dialogue |
| [00:09.10] | from The Shop to The Wired Frog |
| [00:10.44] | Night club, t, |
| [00:11.02] | I was taught if your CD' s on fire |
| [00:12.70] | You had to put it out yourself |
| [00:13.79] | like Highland Park, |
| [00:14.60] | no fire department |
| [00:15.67] | So you might not hear sirens at all |
| [00:17.20] | But don' t be alarmed |
| [00:18.04] | if I sound off |
| [00:19.06] | Something just ain' t right with me, dawg |
| [00:20.77] | A martyr on a private charter, |
| [00:22.08] | whose life could be harder? |
| [00:22.96] | Widely regarded highly, bite me, |
| [00:24.28] | sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded |
| [00:25.85] | But tonight I' m starting t, |
| [00:27.03] | I' m feeling self righteous |
| [00:28.02] | I might just hop in a mosh pit on some |
| [00:29.71] | Mike Tyson and Pac t |
| [00:30.84] | Looking to box with anybody, |
| [00:32.20] | disorderly conduct |
| [00:33.03] | I' ll around and snort a key |
| [00:34.62] | and pick a fight with a locksmith |
| [00:35.96] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
| [00:37.08] | manic, I' m going in shock |
| [00:38.24] | Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet |
| [00:39.56] | Panic attack |
| [00:40.09] | cause I' m claustrophobic |
| [00:40.64] | |
| [00:41.22] | No, , |
| [00:41.79] | I mean I can' t maneuver |
| [00:42.67] | from movement |
| [00:43.05] | Cause I have no room for improvement |
| [00:44.78] | I' m practically squashed, |
| [00:45.86] | unpacked it and boxed it |
| [00:46.92] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
| [00:48.25] | flammable bars, examine the content |
| [00:50.35] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
| [00:51.58] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
| [00:53.78] | |
| [00:54.37] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
| [00:55.79] | Shark mandibles, |
| [00:56.45] | lambs to the slaughter |
| [00:57.44] | Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking |
| [00:59.05] | Anthony Hopkins |
| [00:59.71] | with his hands in his pockets |
| [01:01.05] | |
| [01:03.27] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, |
| [01:04.86] | gallons of Vodka |
| [01:05.52] | But that gal has some knockers |
| [01:07.05] | I bet you they ring a bell |
| [01:08.08] | when I come back |
| [01:08.69] | and I' m conscious |
| [01:09.47] | |
| [01:10.12] | What happened, doc? |
| [01:10.72] | I passed out again |
| [01:11.48] | Alcohol' s making me |
| [01:12.09] | break into vacant' s naked |
| [01:13.10] | Stole a Magnum box |
| [01:14.15] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun |
| [01:16.09] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor |
| [01:17.14] | and Scare Tactics |
| [01:17.68] | Too close to the StairMaster |
| [01:19.03] | Poked a hole in the air |
| [01:20.37] | mattress and popped it |
| [01:21.51] | Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover |
| [01:23.18] | No underwear, |
| [01:23.85] | grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it |
| [01:25.77] | Air Max in my closet, |
| [01:26.85] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
| [01:28.65] | And the cross stitching is a cross mixing |
| [01:30.44] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
| [01:31.73] | giraffe and a dolphin |
| [01:32.98] | been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, |
| [01:34.98] | drop crotches |
| [01:35.65] | Swatch watches and sneakers |
| [01:36.81] | matches with the Parkers |
| [01:37.73] | But it' s like being overstaffed |
| [01:38.74] | at a boxing gym |
| [01:40.32] | With all these trainers, |
| [01:41.03] | but I don' t have any boxers |
| [01:42.17] | And I' m standing here naked, |
| [01:43.57] | hangover, still wasted |
| [01:44.62] | Like paper you write raps on, |
| [01:46.06] | obnoxious |
| [01:46.79] | Yo, why does it always sound |
| [01:48.68] | like I' m grabbing my nostrils? |
| [01:50.06] | that, I' ll battle ' em all, |
| [01:51.60] | I' ll battle a mall |
| [01:52.60] | |
| [01:53.14] | I' ll stand there |
| [01:53.74] | and yell that at a wall |
| [01:54.80] | Until the mannequin doll scatter |
| [01:56.15] | and the inanimate objects |
| [01:57.65] | That I' m battering all shatter and fall |
| [01:59.26] | Cause I hear the track |
| [02:00.11] | and I' m starting to get amped |
| [02:01.43] | I' mma spark plug, |
| [02:02.07] | I' m like the car |
| [02:02.76] | with the cables hooked up |
| [02:03.59] | to my back, I' m a Duracell |
| [02:05.10] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
| [02:06.47] | cause y' all could get jumped |
| [02:07.39] | And I' d catch the battery charge, but |
| [02:08.69] | |
| [02:09.61] | I got a hunch like your back |
| [02:10.77] | when it' s arching |
| [02:11.24] | When I start attacking your squadron |
| [02:12.41] | You' ll feel like MasterCard |
| [02:13.30] | when I' m charging |
| [02:14.00] | So take a swipe at me, |
| [02:15.10] | I' m coming straight at you |
| [02:16.25] | Like Clay Matthews |
| [02:16.80] | from the Green Bay Packers |
| [02:17.73] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
| [02:19.41] | That' s nutbag that I' m talking, |
| [02:20.73] | who am I kidding? |
| [02:21.82] | You s are all gonna do my bidding |
| [02:23.37] | Don' t get dragged to the auction |
| [02:24.75] | Neiman Marcus, |
| [02:25.63] | bags of Vuitton and all |
| [02:26.58] | I' ll push a into oncoming traffic, |
| [02:28.27] | just watch this |
| [02:29.22] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
| [02:30.57] | See how mad you act |
| [02:31.58] | when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
| [02:33.13] | In a taxi cab to go shopping |
| [02:34.58] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
| [02:36.18] | My next whore' s gonna |
| [02:37.40] | have mechanical arms |
| [02:38.41] | That' ll jack me off |
| [02:39.24] | with a lotion dispenser |
| [02:40.18] | with a motion sensor |
| [02:41.30] | No emotion hence |
| [02:42.03] | I guess this sick dies hard |
| [02:43.70] | I got a Magic Johnson |
| [02:44.71] | |
| [02:45.32] | It' s like a Magic Wand allows me |
| [02:46.74] | to not let a blonde arouse me |
| [02:47.94] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch |
| [02:49.30] | with the condoms out |
| [02:50.15] | Holding a thousand Magnums |
| [02:51.25] | at once to pounce me |
| [02:52.16] | I' ll laugh in response to |
| [02:53.06] | how she dances and flaunts it around me |
| [02:54.51] | Her flat little badonkadonk |
| [02:55.46] | is bouncing around |
| [02:56.26] | And all I see is Paulie Malign now, |
| [02:57.89] | she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse |
| [02:59.00] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
| [03:00.33] | God dammit I am misogynist |
| [03:01.60] | I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, |
| [03:04.11] | throw her off a balcony |
| [03:05.12] | Just so happens she' s fond of algae |
| [03:06.75] | Cause now she' s faceplants on the concrete |
| [03:08.81] | Complete lack of responsibility |
| [03:10.74] | Half you assholes ain' t strong |
| [03:11.86] | enough to pick up a spirit |
| [03:13.16] | t, you fags couldn' t shoplift |
| [03:14.46] | at a thrift shop |
| [03:15.38] | But I let the track lift ' em up, |
| [03:16.90] | boost the energy |
| [03:17.56] | Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up, |
| [03:18.94] | but my thing is this now |
| [03:20.23] | Fivefinger discount |
| [03:21.52] | Been rapping so long |
| [03:22.60] | I' ve been killing this t, it' s easy |
| [03:24.08] | Kidnapping your mom |
| [03:25.07] | cause I' m still in this , thievery |
| [03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBené t Ramsey, |
| [03:28.64] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
| [03:30.60] | " Em" Paul was scared that |
| [03:31.68] | if I went back to the blonde |
| [03:32.74] | I might relapse, get on some bull t |
| [03:33.97] | Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker |
| [03:35.07] | taunts at Action Bronson |
| [03:35.95] | Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
| [03:37.87] | And have some back and forths |
| [03:39.28] | And record a wack response |
| [03:40.27] | to Kendrick Lamar' s " Control" verse |
| [03:41.84] | And perform " Fack" in concert |
| [03:42.98] | |
| [03:46.10] | Yo, I put that t on a greatest hits album |
| [03:47.80] | |
| [03:48.37] | Now that was awesome |
| [03:49.17] | It takes some massive |
| [03:50.15] | to do some t like that |
| [03:51.80] | Sometimes I have to ponder |
| [03:52.86] | why people are like |
| [03:53.66] | I' ll stick around |
| [03:55.41] | And put up with my crap so long for |
| [03:57.19] | What' s the attraction, mama? |
| [03:58.11] | Is it the fact that I' m a walking, |
| [04:00.08] | talking, actual quadruple entendre |
| [04:02.03] | Or the pointy nose |
| [04:03.15] | that' s pointing at you, mama? |
| [04:04.47] | Who knows at this point, |
| [04:05.47] | it' s always poking so meh |
| [04:06.52] | Still get along with this voice |
| [04:07.84] | cause that' s the monster |
| [04:08.70] | So dosido with a sociopath, |
| [04:10.59] | everyone who knows me knows that |
| [04:12.21] | What they don' t know is the fact Rihanna |
| [04:13.90] | calls me Pinocchio, meh |
| [04:15.15] | She loves the way I lie |
| [04:16.06] | Sits on my face |
| [04:16.74] | and waits for my nose to grow |
| [04:18.20] | Pathological liar, |
| [04:20.17] | oh, why am I such an asshole |
| [04:22.19] | That my disguise is pants, |
| [04:23.16] | but they on fire |
| [04:24.51] | So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna, |
| [04:27.06] | cut the track off |
| [04:27.90] | |
| [04:29.47] | Sabotage Christmas, |
| [04:30.50] | crap in your stocking |
| [04:31.39] | I' m wrapping up all the presents |
| [04:32.63] | In camouflage |
| [04:33.73] | so you can' t even find ' em |
| [04:34.97] | Jack Santa Claus, |
| [04:35.76] | snap Rudolph' s antlers off |
| [04:36.92] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze |
| [04:38.14] | bandage and blind him |
| [04:39.07] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
| [04:40.37] | Bath and Beyond |
| [04:41.09] | Put the basket back |
| [04:41.87] | while the bath salt packets are gone, I |
| [04:44.11] | Know you really tired of me |
| [04:45.10] | sampling Billy Squier |
| [04:46.42] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
| [04:48.48] | Got Slash on guitar, |
| [04:49.38] | spla ng Bizarre, |
| [04:50.27] | Thrasher and Aerosmith |
| [04:51.45] | And I' m a spectacular archer, |
| [04:52.85] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
| [04:54.38] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
| [04:56.59] | Bandwagoners, |
| [04:57.39] | I' m kicking the damn stragglers off |
| [04:58.65] |
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