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[00:00.15]SHADYXV - Eminem
[00:05.22]I'm liable to start a violent
[00:06.41]spark with a silent thought
[00:07.61]I disgust you like dialogue
[00:09.10]from The Shop to The Wired Frog
[00:10.44]Night club, *******t,
[00:11.02]I was taught if your CD's on fire
[00:12.70]You had to put it out yourself
[00:13.79]like Highland Park,
[00:14.60]no fire department
[00:15.67]So you might not hear sirens at all
[00:17.20]But don't be alarmed
[00:18.04]if I sound off
[00:19.06]Something just ain't right with me, dawg
[00:20.77]A martyr on a private charter,
[00:22.08]whose life could be harder?
[00:22.96]Widely regarded highly, bite me,
[00:24.28]sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded
[00:25.85]But tonight I'm starting *******t,
[00:27.03]I'm feeling self righteous
[00:28.02]I might just hop in a mosh pit on some
[00:29.71]Mike Tyson and Pac *******t
[00:30.84]Looking to box with anybody,
[00:32.20]disorderly conduct
[00:33.03]I'll ******* around and snort a key
[00:34.62]and pick a fight with a locksmith
[00:35.96]Fan of the LOX, bananas,
[00:37.08]manic, I'm going in shock
[00:38.24]Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
[00:39.56]Panic attack
[00:40.09]cause I'm claustrophobic
[00:40.64]
[00:41.22]No, *******,
[00:41.79]I mean I can't maneuver
[00:42.67]from movement
[00:43.05]Cause I have no room for improvement
[00:44.78]I'm practically squashed,
[00:45.86]unpacked it and boxed it
[00:46.92]Toxic, hands are arsenic,
[00:48.25]flammable bars, examine the content
[00:50.35]Bar exam, start of insanity
[00:51.58]Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
[00:53.78]
[00:54.37]Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
[00:55.79]Shark mandibles,
[00:56.45]lambs to the slaughter
[00:57.44]Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking
[00:59.05]Anthony Hopkins
[00:59.71]with his hands in his pockets
[01:01.05]
[01:03.27]Black out, Zach Galifianakis,
[01:04.86]gallons of Vodka
[01:05.52]But that gal has some knockers
[01:07.05]I bet you they ring a bell
[01:08.08]when I come back
[01:08.69]and I'm conscious
[01:09.47]
[01:10.12]What happened, doc?
[01:10.72]I passed out again
[01:11.48]Alcohol's making me
[01:12.09]break into vacant's naked
[01:13.10]Stole a Magnum box
[01:14.15]and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun
[01:16.09]Fell asleep watching Fear Factor
[01:17.14]and Scare Tactics
[01:17.68]Too close to the StairMaster
[01:19.03]Poked a hole in the air
[01:20.37]mattress and popped it
[01:21.51]Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover
[01:23.18]No underwear,
[01:23.85]grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
[01:25.77]Air Max in my closet,
[01:26.85]preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
[01:28.65]And the cross stitching is a cross mixing
[01:30.44]Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
[01:31.73]giraffe and a dolphin
[01:32.98]been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes,
[01:34.98]drop crotches
[01:35.65]Swatch watches and sneakers
[01:36.81]matches with the Parkers
[01:37.73]But it's like being overstaffed
[01:38.74]at a boxing gym
[01:40.32]With all these trainers,
[01:41.03]but I don't have any boxers
[01:42.17]And I'm standing here naked,
[01:43.57]hangover, still wasted
[01:44.62]Like paper you write raps on,
[01:46.06]obnoxious
[01:46.79]Yo, why does it always sound
[01:48.68]like I'm grabbing my nostrils?
[01:50.06]******* that, I'll battle 'em all,
[01:51.60]I'll battle a mall
[01:52.60]
[01:53.14]I'll stand there
[01:53.74]and yell that at a wall
[01:54.80]Until the mannequin doll scatter
[01:56.15]and the inanimate objects
[01:57.65]That I'm battering all shatter and fall
[01:59.26]Cause I hear the track
[02:00.11]and I'm starting to get ******* amped
[02:01.43]I'mma spark plug,
[02:02.07]I'm like the car
[02:02.76]with the cables hooked up
[02:03.59]to my ******* back, I'm a Duracell
[02:05.10]But I sure as hell got it backwards
[02:06.47]cause y'all could get jumped
[02:07.39]And I'd catch the battery charge, but
[02:08.69]
[02:09.61]I got a hunch like your back
[02:10.77]when it's arching
[02:11.24]When I start attacking your squadron
[02:12.41]You'll feel like MasterCard
[02:13.30]when I'm charging
[02:14.00]So take a swipe at me,
[02:15.10]I'm coming straight at you
[02:16.25]Like Clay Matthews
[02:16.80]from the Green Bay Packers
[02:17.73]So get the sack of Wisconsin
[02:19.41]That's nutbag that I'm talking,
[02:20.73]who am I kidding?
[02:21.82]You *******s are all gonna do my bidding
[02:23.37]Don't get dragged to the auction
[02:24.75]Neiman Marcus,
[02:25.63]bags of Vuitton and all
[02:26.58]I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic,
[02:28.27]just watch this
[02:29.22]Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
[02:30.57]See how mad you act
[02:31.58]when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
[02:33.13]In a ******* taxi cab to go shopping
[02:34.58]Affable guy next door is laughable
[02:36.18]My next whore's gonna
[02:37.40]have mechanical arms
[02:38.41]That'll jack me off
[02:39.24]with a lotion dispenser
[02:40.18]with a motion sensor
[02:41.30]No emotion hence
[02:42.03]I guess this sick ******* dies hard
[02:43.70]I got a Magic Johnson
[02:44.71]
[02:45.32]It's like a Magic Wand allows me
[02:46.74]to not let a blonde arouse me
[02:47.94]If Ronda Rousey was on the couch
[02:49.30]with the condoms out
[02:50.15]Holding a thousand Magnums
[02:51.25]at once to pounce me
[02:52.16]I'll laugh in response to
[02:53.06]how she dances and flaunts it around me
[02:54.51]Her flat little badonkadonk
[02:55.46]is bouncing around
[02:56.26]And all I see is Paulie Malign now,
[02:57.89]she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
[02:59.00]And Madonna with mud on her,
[03:00.33]God dammit I am misogynist
[03:01.60]I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster,
[03:04.11]throw her off a balcony
[03:05.12]Just so happens she's fond of algae
[03:06.75]Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete
[03:08.81]Complete lack of responsibility
[03:10.74]Half you assholes ain't strong
[03:11.86]enough to pick up a spirit
[03:13.16]*******t, you fags couldn't shoplift
[03:14.46]at a thrift shop
[03:15.38]But I let the track lift 'em up,
[03:16.90]boost the energy
[03:17.56]Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,
[03:18.94]but my thing is this now
[03:20.23]Five-finger discount
[03:21.52]Been rapping so long
[03:22.60]I've been killing this *******t, it's easy
[03:24.08]Kidnapping your mom
[03:25.07]cause I'm still in this *******, thievery
[03:26.88]Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,
[03:28.64]Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
[03:30.60]("Em") Paul was scared that
[03:31.68]if I went back to the blonde
[03:32.74]I might relapse, get on some bull*******t
[03:33.97]Perhaps I'll launch some cracker
[03:35.07]taunts at Action Bronson
[03:35.95]Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth
[03:37.87]And have some back and forths
[03:39.28]And record a wack response
[03:40.27]to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse
[03:41.84]And perform "Fack" in concert
[03:42.98]
[03:46.10]Yo, I put that *******t on a greatest hits album
[03:47.80]
[03:48.37]Now that was awesome
[03:49.17]It takes some massive *******
[03:50.15]to do some *******t like that
[03:51.80]Sometimes I have to ponder
[03:52.86]why people are like
[03:53.66](I'll stick around)
[03:55.41]And put up with my crap so long for
[03:57.19]What's the attraction, mama?
[03:58.11]Is it the fact that I'm a walking,
[04:00.08]talking, actual quadruple entendre
[04:02.03]Or the pointy nose
[04:03.15]that's pointing at you, mama?
[04:04.47]Who knows at this point,
[04:05.47]it's always poking so meh
[04:06.52]Still get along with this voice
[04:07.84]cause that's the monster
[04:08.70]So do-si-do with a sociopath,
[04:10.59]everyone who knows me knows that
[04:12.21]What they don't know is the fact Rihanna
[04:13.90]calls me Pinocchio, meh
[04:15.15]She loves the way I lie
[04:16.06]Sits on my face
[04:16.74]and waits for my nose to grow
[04:18.20]Pathological liar,
[04:20.17]oh, why am I such an asshole
[04:22.19]That my disguise is pants,
[04:23.16]but they on fire
[04:24.51]So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna,
[04:27.06]cut the track off
[04:27.90]
[04:29.47]Sabotage Christmas,
[04:30.50]crap in your stocking
[04:31.39]I'm wrapping up all the presents
[04:32.63]In ******* camouflage
[04:33.73]so you can't even find 'em
[04:34.97]Jack Santa Claus,
[04:35.76]snap Rudolph's antlers off
[04:36.92]Wrap his schnoz in gauze
[04:38.14]bandage and blind him
[04:39.07]Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
[04:40.37]Bath and Beyond
[04:41.09]Put the basket back
[04:41.87]while the bath salt packets are gone, I
[04:44.11]Know you really tired of me
[04:45.10]sampling Billy Squier
[04:46.42]But classic rock acid rap is the genre
[04:48.48]Got Slash on guitar,
[04:49.38]spla*******ng Bizarre,
[04:50.27]Thrasher and Aerosmith
[04:51.45]And I'm a spectacular archer,
[04:52.85]feed count Dracula Chocula
[04:54.38]Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
[04:56.59]Bandwagoners,
[04:57.39]I'm kicking the damn stragglers off
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