Professional Rapper Lyrics

Song	Professional Rapper
Artist	Lil Dicky
Artist	Snoop Dogg
Album	Professional Rapper
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	[ti:Professional Rapper]
	[ar:Lil *************y]
	[al:Professional Rapper]
[00:00.00]
[00:03.31]	Hello, how can I help you?
[00:05.14]	Hi, my name's Dave Burd
[00:07.32]	I have an appointment today. It's probably under "Lil *************y"
[00:10.86]	Actually, I'm a… I'm a rapper, so…
[00:13.37]	OK, and who are you here to see?
[00:15.71]	Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here "Snoop D-o-g-g"
[00:19.52]	Oh, yeah. He's right down the hall. First door to your right
[00:22.72]	Give him a knock and he should be right with you
[00:24.71]	Thanks. It's uh, this door right here, right?
[00:27.42]	Mm-hmm
[00:28.28]	Thank you
[00:30.41]	Grab a seat
[00:31.22]	Thanks I'm Dave very nice to meet
[00:33.09]	Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
[00:35.04]	Let me just check your sheet
[00:36.20]	No problem
[00:37.00]	Sir, let me just say
[00:38.07]	I'm a big fan of the *************t that y'all make
[00:39.83]	I can't lie, I been thinking about this all day
[00:41.61]	All good, there's a reason that we called, Dave
[00:43.53]	Let me start with your background
[00:44.70]	Where you come from?
[00:45.44]	Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
[00:47.26]	Before that
[00:47.87]	Oh, you talking bout my hometown?
[00:48.87]	Yeah
[00:49.24]	I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
[00:52.21]	It was in the suburbs, upper-middle wealth around
[00:54.03]	So real *************t you ain't never had to struggle for much
[00:56.00]	I wouldn't say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
[00:58.41]	Elaborate
[00:59.23]	Well I ain't never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
[01:01.86]	Like I was doing *************t I had to do so when I finished undergrad
[01:04.31]	I'm cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
[01:06.37]	But the job you wanted wasn't all that bumping
[01:08.10]	Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
[01:11.02]	When you been racing them rats, you ain't been making them raps
[01:13.67]	Boo hoo what a hard*************p
[01:15.04]	How you paid to get the rap *************t started?
[01:16.48]	Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
[01:17.59]	But don't diss me buddy, I wasn't one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
[01:20.85]	I must've wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
[01:22.84]	Look at that, I can say there's something to prove up in your ass
[01:25.08]	Yeah, I guess
[01:25.59]	That's enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
[01:27.81]	Oh my god, it's the best
[01:29.14]	******* let me draw up on their breasts
[01:30.34]	Literally I can reinvent myself
[01:31.92]	I get a forum to project myself
[01:33.28]	It's never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
[01:35.55]	I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
[01:37.81]	It's kinda healthy
[01:38.56]	Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
[01:40.54]	Sure
[01:40.84]	In a club and a couple *************s threaten you
[01:42.40]	Uh, I wouldn't do *************t
[01:44.12]	And I don't even get what that got to do with this?
[01:46.04]	Shut the ************* up, rap's like life
[01:47.34]	If you wanna do this, then you won't get far acting like a little *************
[01:50.00]	Nah, that's my niche!
[01:51.11]	Don't get offended by this, but that's the market y'all missed
[01:53.84]	That's the target I'll hit
[01:55.18]	And that's the heart of my pitch
[01:56.48]	I wanna do this whole thing different
[01:59.12]	What the ************* you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
[02:01.59]	Uh, you know, I-I think, like, you know
[02:03.56]	Traditionally people have been doing the job, uh you know, the same kind of way for a long time
[02:07.73]	But traditionally speaking, this *************t works, right?
[02:10.27]	Nah, like, I get that, but I-I just think that, you know
[02:12.95]	You don't know if it could be working even better
[02:15.33]	And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
[02:19.02]	I don't mean any disrespect by that
[02:20.75]	I'm just saying I have a different background
[02:22.18]	Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant
[02:26.79]	So what are your biggest strengths?
[02:28.72]	Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
[02:30.89]	For example, I can be like ain't nobody ****g with Lil ***********y
[02:32.97]	When he get up on that *************t and spit it sick and ridiculous
[02:34.73]	Ripping this *************t like it's never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
[02:37.41]	Cause I can switch it, deliver this ***********t in whatever cadence you ***** prefer
[02:39.74]	Alright, alright, I get it
[02:40.91]	Top of that, lyrically I'm pretty damn clever (Go)
[02:42.63]	Got a long bottom *************, called a hoe Neville (Whoa)
[02:44.59]	And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee (Oh)
[02:46.43]	You can say I'm pretty smart how I know better
[02:48.31]	And y'all been winning like Pistorius, it's no feat
[02:50.13]	Bro, I can go on and on
[02:51.34]	I'm taking over and they mad like father-in-laws
[02:53.39]	OK enough of the punchline, that ain't showing me you different than the other guys
[02:56.59]	Well I don't know if they can run it like that
[02:58.00]	But ain't nobody else doing funny type rap
[02:59.78]	What's that?
[03:00.12]	Well I can tell a story about my morning
[03:01.84]	Watching Boy Meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
[03:04.52]	Like the 14 year old Topanga
[03:05.83]	Oh this *************t like a joke to you? I don't get it
[03:07.66]	Nah it ain't like that
[03:08.49]	I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual, like, as a guy
[03:11.56]	So when I get up on the mic I ain't finna just lie
[03:13.84]	Real recognize real, right?
[03:15.06]	Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?
[03:16.67]	Five years from now, tell me bout the due
[03:18.61]	Well, I don't care about the money
[03:19.77]	Like, it's the respect that I'm wanting
[03:21.24]	Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
[03:22.62]	Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
[03:24.68]	I don't wanna leave the game the same
[03:26.00]	In a nutshell, what's your legacy?
[03:27.78]	Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the stand-up rap
[03:30.03]	Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was anti-rap
[03:33.22]	Yet, the fans of rap start to recognize that anti-rap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
[03:38.03]	That *************t sound pretty damn complex
[03:39.55]	I guess, I wanna be the best
[03:40.72]	I just wanna do it my way
[03:42.09]	And turn the whole game sideways
[03:43.46]	And show people you ain't gotta be resigned to the highway
[03:45.53]	You can make a path while these mother*******s drive straight
[03:47.64]	I ain't mad at that
[03:48.61]	Well thanks, man, that's my plan of my attack
[03:49.86]	Just let me in and I'mma rap the plaques
[03:51.16]	And I ain't about to win them back to back
[03:52.90]	I'm bout to win them like it's back to back to back to back to back
[03:55.08]	Til I stop rapping
[03:56.20]	You ain't even sold a damn album yet
[03:57.95]	True
[03:58.28]	That's a lot of talk from a wily vet
[03:59.64]	Let alone a young rook *************
[04:01.13]	You misread me
[04:01.89]	Nah this ain't a book *************
[04:03.05]	Well that's one of my flaws, I'm too competitive dawg
[04:05.44]	No, you just ******g repetitive dawg
[04:07.16]	I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain't *************t until cheddars involved
[04:11.11]	I get that I gotta prove myself
[04:12.57]	No ***********t you ain't done ***********t
[04:14.06]	But think about that though
[04:15.00]	Only doing this a couple of years
[04:16.43]	One tape and I'm like this?
[04:17.49]	This ***********t is aight for your first ***********t
[04:19.11]	But you don't know if it's your worst *************t
[04:20.41]	You don't think finding out would be worth it?
[04:22.33]	It might be, it might not
[04:23.95]	But I'mma put your ass to work, kid
[04:25.65]	Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
[04:28.51]	Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
[04:32.16]	What would you do for the hook for this song?
[04:33.56]	You want me to make a hook up right now?
[04:35.70]	Do I look like the type of ************* that like repeating himself?
[04:38.13]	Alright, uh, okay
[04:39.32]	Man do the hook!
[04:40.67]	I'm bout to be professional
[04:42.50]	Homie, I'm professional
[04:44.27]	Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
[04:46.51]	***********, that ***********t is garbage man
[04:49.17]	Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
[04:51.85]	But I'm not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
[04:54.04]	Don't y'all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
[04:57.39]	Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg *************t right there
[05:01.37]	Yeah, you know, I'm just way better when I get to think things through
[05:04.45]	Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
[05:06.80]	Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
[05:08.85]	Right now?
[05:09.86]	Yeah
[05:10.37]	Sure
[05:11.21]	**. Juanita, bring some **** in here, please. Thank you
[05:14.02]	You got it, Snoop. I'll be right there
[05:15.69]	Thanks, Juanita. Super nice woman
[05:18.39]	*************, why does everything you say sound so soft?
[05:21.28]	Uh, I really don't wanna be spoken to like that, so…
[05:24.84]	Yeah, whatever. Thanks
[05:25.87]	Hey, I got y'all y'all ******
[05:28.00]	Damn, that's some great looking ******. It's just so early
[05:31.96]	Can I get you guys anything else while I'm here? Coffee? Tea? Head? Bottled water?
[05:36.37]	D-Did you just say head?
[05:38.33]	Yeah. You ain't never got no head before?
[05:41.39]	I mean… Just feels like… A lot, right now
[05:45.20]	OK
[05:46.02]	But what kind of tea do you guys have?
[05:47.34]	We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast…
[05:50.39]	Actually, I'll take head
[05:52.12]	I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head
[05:53.88]

	ti: Professional Rapper
	ar: Lil y
	al: Professional Rapper
[00:00.00]
[00:03.31]	Hello, how can I help you?
[00:05.14]	Hi, my name' s Dave Burd
[00:07.32]	I have an appointment today. It' s probably under " Lil y"
[00:10.86]	Actually, I' m a I' m a rapper, so
[00:13.37]	OK, and who are you here to see?
[00:15.71]	Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here " Snoop Dogg"
[00:19.52]	Oh, yeah. He' s right down the hall. First door to your right
[00:22.72]	Give him a knock and he should be right with you
[00:24.71]	Thanks. It' s uh, this door right here, right?
[00:27.42]	Mmhmm
[00:28.28]	Thank you
[00:30.41]	Grab a seat
[00:31.22]	Thanks I' m Dave very nice to meet
[00:33.09]	Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
[00:35.04]	Let me just check your sheet
[00:36.20]	No problem
[00:37.00]	Sir, let me just say
[00:38.07]	I' m a big fan of the t that y' all make
[00:39.83]	I can' t lie, I been thinking about this all day
[00:41.61]	All good, there' s a reason that we called, Dave
[00:43.53]	Let me start with your background
[00:44.70]	Where you come from?
[00:45.44]	Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
[00:47.26]	Before that
[00:47.87]	Oh, you talking bout my hometown?
[00:48.87]	Yeah
[00:49.24]	I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
[00:52.21]	It was in the suburbs, uppermiddle wealth around
[00:54.03]	So real t you ain' t never had to struggle for much
[00:56.00]	I wouldn' t say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
[00:58.41]	Elaborate
[00:59.23]	Well I ain' t never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
[01:01.86]	Like I was doing t I had to do so when I finished undergrad
[01:04.31]	I' m cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
[01:06.37]	But the job you wanted wasn' t all that bumping
[01:08.10]	Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
[01:11.02]	When you been racing them rats, you ain' t been making them raps
[01:13.67]	Boo hoo what a hard p
[01:15.04]	How you paid to get the rap t started?
[01:16.48]	Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
[01:17.59]	But don' t diss me buddy, I wasn' t one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
[01:20.85]	I must' ve wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
[01:22.84]	Look at that, I can say there' s something to prove up in your ass
[01:25.08]	Yeah, I guess
[01:25.59]	That' s enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
[01:27.81]	Oh my god, it' s the best
[01:29.14]	let me draw up on their breasts
[01:30.34]	Literally I can reinvent myself
[01:31.92]	I get a forum to project myself
[01:33.28]	It' s never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
[01:35.55]	I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
[01:37.81]	It' s kinda healthy
[01:38.56]	Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
[01:40.54]	Sure
[01:40.84]	In a club and a couple s threaten you
[01:42.40]	Uh, I wouldn' t do t
[01:44.12]	And I don' t even get what that got to do with this?
[01:46.04]	Shut the up, rap' s like life
[01:47.34]	If you wanna do this, then you won' t get far acting like a little
[01:50.00]	Nah, that' s my niche!
[01:51.11]	Don' t get offended by this, but that' s the market y' all missed
[01:53.84]	That' s the target I' ll hit
[01:55.18]	And that' s the heart of my pitch
[01:56.48]	I wanna do this whole thing different
[01:59.12]	What the you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
[02:01.59]	Uh, you know, II think, like, you know
[02:03.56]	Traditionally people have been doing the job, uh you know, the same kind of way for a long time
[02:07.73]	But traditionally speaking, this t works, right?
[02:10.27]	Nah, like, I get that, but II just think that, you know
[02:12.95]	You don' t know if it could be working even better
[02:15.33]	And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
[02:19.02]	I don' t mean any disrespect by that
[02:20.75]	I' m just saying I have a different background
[02:22.18]	Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant
[02:26.79]	So what are your biggest strengths?
[02:28.72]	Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
[02:30.89]	For example, I can be like ain' t nobody g with Lil y
[02:32.97]	When he get up on that t and spit it sick and ridiculous
[02:34.73]	Ripping this t like it' s never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
[02:37.41]	Cause I can switch it, deliver this t in whatever cadence you prefer
[02:39.74]	Alright, alright, I get it
[02:40.91]	Top of that, lyrically I' m pretty damn clever Go
[02:42.63]	Got a long bottom , called a hoe Neville Whoa
[02:44.59]	And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee Oh
[02:46.43]	You can say I' m pretty smart how I know better
[02:48.31]	And y' all been winning like Pistorius, it' s no feat
[02:50.13]	Bro, I can go on and on
[02:51.34]	I' m taking over and they mad like fatherinlaws
[02:53.39]	OK enough of the punchline, that ain' t showing me you different than the other guys
[02:56.59]	Well I don' t know if they can run it like that
[02:58.00]	But ain' t nobody else doing funny type rap
[02:59.78]	What' s that?
[03:00.12]	Well I can tell a story about my morning
[03:01.84]	Watching Boy Meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
[03:04.52]	Like the 14 year old Topanga
[03:05.83]	Oh this t like a joke to you? I don' t get it
[03:07.66]	Nah it ain' t like that
[03:08.49]	I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual, like, as a guy
[03:11.56]	So when I get up on the mic I ain' t finna just lie
[03:13.84]	Real recognize real, right?
[03:15.06]	Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?
[03:16.67]	Five years from now, tell me bout the due
[03:18.61]	Well, I don' t care about the money
[03:19.77]	Like, it' s the respect that I' m wanting
[03:21.24]	Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
[03:22.62]	Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
[03:24.68]	I don' t wanna leave the game the same
[03:26.00]	In a nutshell, what' s your legacy?
[03:27.78]	Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the standup rap
[03:30.03]	Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was antirap
[03:33.22]	Yet, the fans of rap start to recognize that antirap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
[03:38.03]	That t sound pretty damn complex
[03:39.55]	I guess, I wanna be the best
[03:40.72]	I just wanna do it my way
[03:42.09]	And turn the whole game sideways
[03:43.46]	And show people you ain' t gotta be resigned to the highway
[03:45.53]	You can make a path while these mother s drive straight
[03:47.64]	I ain' t mad at that
[03:48.61]	Well thanks, man, that' s my plan of my attack
[03:49.86]	Just let me in and I' mma rap the plaques
[03:51.16]	And I ain' t about to win them back to back
[03:52.90]	I' m bout to win them like it' s back to back to back to back to back
[03:55.08]	Til I stop rapping
[03:56.20]	You ain' t even sold a damn album yet
[03:57.95]	True
[03:58.28]	That' s a lot of talk from a wily vet
[03:59.64]	Let alone a young rook
[04:01.13]	You misread me
[04:01.89]	Nah this ain' t a book
[04:03.05]	Well that' s one of my flaws, I' m too competitive dawg
[04:05.44]	No, you just g repetitive dawg
[04:07.16]	I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain' t t until cheddars involved
[04:11.11]	I get that I gotta prove myself
[04:12.57]	No t you ain' t done t
[04:14.06]	But think about that though
[04:15.00]	Only doing this a couple of years
[04:16.43]	One tape and I' m like this?
[04:17.49]	This t is aight for your first t
[04:19.11]	But you don' t know if it' s your worst t
[04:20.41]	You don' t think finding out would be worth it?
[04:22.33]	It might be, it might not
[04:23.95]	But I' mma put your ass to work, kid
[04:25.65]	Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
[04:28.51]	Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
[04:32.16]	What would you do for the hook for this song?
[04:33.56]	You want me to make a hook up right now?
[04:35.70]	Do I look like the type of that like repeating himself?
[04:38.13]	Alright, uh, okay
[04:39.32]	Man do the hook!
[04:40.67]	I' m bout to be professional
[04:42.50]	Homie, I' m professional
[04:44.27]	Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
[04:46.51]	, that t is garbage man
[04:49.17]	Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
[04:51.85]	But I' m not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
[04:54.04]	Don' t y' all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
[04:57.39]	Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg t right there
[05:01.37]	Yeah, you know, I' m just way better when I get to think things through
[05:04.45]	Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
[05:06.80]	Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
[05:08.85]	Right now?
[05:09.86]	Yeah
[05:10.37]	Sure
[05:11.21]	. Juanita, bring some in here, please. Thank you
[05:14.02]	You got it, Snoop. I' ll be right there
[05:15.69]	Thanks, Juanita. Super nice woman
[05:18.39]	, why does everything you say sound so soft?
[05:21.28]	Uh, I really don' t wanna be spoken to like that, so
[05:24.84]	Yeah, whatever. Thanks
[05:25.87]	Hey, I got y' all y' all
[05:28.00]	Damn, that' s some great looking . It' s just so early
[05:31.96]	Can I get you guys anything else while I' m here? Coffee? Tea? Head? Bottled water?
[05:36.37]	DDid you just say head?
[05:38.33]	Yeah. You ain' t never got no head before?
[05:41.39]	I mean Just feels like A lot, right now
[05:45.20]	OK
[05:46.02]	But what kind of tea do you guys have?
[05:47.34]	We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast
[05:50.39]	Actually, I' ll take head
[05:52.12]	I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head
[05:53.88]

	ti: Professional Rapper
	ar: Lil y
	al: Professional Rapper
[00:00.00]
[00:03.31]	Hello, how can I help you?
[00:05.14]	Hi, my name' s Dave Burd
[00:07.32]	I have an appointment today. It' s probably under " Lil y"
[00:10.86]	Actually, I' m a I' m a rapper, so
[00:13.37]	OK, and who are you here to see?
[00:15.71]	Uh, Snoop Dogg? Says here " Snoop Dogg"
[00:19.52]	Oh, yeah. He' s right down the hall. First door to your right
[00:22.72]	Give him a knock and he should be right with you
[00:24.71]	Thanks. It' s uh, this door right here, right?
[00:27.42]	Mmhmm
[00:28.28]	Thank you
[00:30.41]	Grab a seat
[00:31.22]	Thanks I' m Dave very nice to meet
[00:33.09]	Dave, what it do? You can call me Dogg
[00:35.04]	Let me just check your sheet
[00:36.20]	No problem
[00:37.00]	Sir, let me just say
[00:38.07]	I' m a big fan of the t that y' all make
[00:39.83]	I can' t lie, I been thinking about this all day
[00:41.61]	All good, there' s a reason that we called, Dave
[00:43.53]	Let me start with your background
[00:44.70]	Where you come from?
[00:45.44]	Sure, I was undergrad down there in Richmond
[00:47.26]	Before that
[00:47.87]	Oh, you talking bout my hometown?
[00:48.87]	Yeah
[00:49.24]	I was born out of Philly grew up in a little silly old town called Cheltenham
[00:52.21]	It was in the suburbs, uppermiddle wealth around
[00:54.03]	So real t you ain' t never had to struggle for much
[00:56.00]	I wouldn' t say it like that, we just had a different kind of trap
[00:58.41]	Elaborate
[00:59.23]	Well I ain' t never had a tool, but I had to be the man at school
[01:01.86]	Like I was doing t I had to do so when I finished undergrad
[01:04.31]	I' m cool and I can get whatever job I wanted
[01:06.37]	But the job you wanted wasn' t all that bumping
[01:08.10]	Yeah, and I saw it quick all the flaws that be coming when you grow up like that
[01:11.02]	When you been racing them rats, you ain' t been making them raps
[01:13.67]	Boo hoo what a hard p
[01:15.04]	How you paid to get the rap t started?
[01:16.48]	Man, my Bar Mitzvah money
[01:17.59]	But don' t diss me buddy, I wasn' t one of them younguns up on the block who had nothing to lose
[01:20.85]	I must' ve wanted this a lot, I had something to choose
[01:22.84]	Look at that, I can say there' s something to prove up in your ass
[01:25.08]	Yeah, I guess
[01:25.59]	That' s enough of the past, what makes you want to do rap?
[01:27.81]	Oh my god, it' s the best
[01:29.14]	let me draw up on their breasts
[01:30.34]	Literally I can reinvent myself
[01:31.92]	I get a forum to project myself
[01:33.28]	It' s never boring, every morning I wake up and try to best myself
[01:35.55]	I never got to be suppressed or stealthy to express myself
[01:37.81]	It' s kinda healthy
[01:38.56]	Cool, now let me put you through a couple hypotheticals
[01:40.54]	Sure
[01:40.84]	In a club and a couple s threaten you
[01:42.40]	Uh, I wouldn' t do t
[01:44.12]	And I don' t even get what that got to do with this?
[01:46.04]	Shut the up, rap' s like life
[01:47.34]	If you wanna do this, then you won' t get far acting like a little
[01:50.00]	Nah, that' s my niche!
[01:51.11]	Don' t get offended by this, but that' s the market y' all missed
[01:53.84]	That' s the target I' ll hit
[01:55.18]	And that' s the heart of my pitch
[01:56.48]	I wanna do this whole thing different
[01:59.12]	What the you mean you wanna do the whole thing different?
[02:01.59]	Uh, you know, II think, like, you know
[02:03.56]	Traditionally people have been doing the job, uh you know, the same kind of way for a long time
[02:07.73]	But traditionally speaking, this t works, right?
[02:10.27]	Nah, like, I get that, but II just think that, you know
[02:12.95]	You don' t know if it could be working even better
[02:15.33]	And I think you should look at me as an opportunity to find that out
[02:19.02]	I don' t mean any disrespect by that
[02:20.75]	I' m just saying I have a different background
[02:22.18]	Like a different perspective way of looking at things than your typical applicant
[02:26.79]	So what are your biggest strengths?
[02:28.72]	Well my flow is crazy, I can switch that amazing
[02:30.89]	For example, I can be like ain' t nobody g with Lil y
[02:32.97]	When he get up on that t and spit it sick and ridiculous
[02:34.73]	Ripping this t like it' s never been did and the rhythm is never predictable
[02:37.41]	Cause I can switch it, deliver this t in whatever cadence you prefer
[02:39.74]	Alright, alright, I get it
[02:40.91]	Top of that, lyrically I' m pretty damn clever Go
[02:42.63]	Got a long bottom , called a hoe Neville Whoa
[02:44.59]	And I blow it from the jump, Derrick Rose knee Oh
[02:46.43]	You can say I' m pretty smart how I know better
[02:48.31]	And y' all been winning like Pistorius, it' s no feat
[02:50.13]	Bro, I can go on and on
[02:51.34]	I' m taking over and they mad like fatherinlaws
[02:53.39]	OK enough of the punchline, that ain' t showing me you different than the other guys
[02:56.59]	Well I don' t know if they can run it like that
[02:58.00]	But ain' t nobody else doing funny type rap
[02:59.78]	What' s that?
[03:00.12]	Well I can tell a story about my morning
[03:01.84]	Watching Boy Meets World and jerking off to Topanga Lawrence
[03:04.52]	Like the 14 year old Topanga
[03:05.83]	Oh this t like a joke to you? I don' t get it
[03:07.66]	Nah it ain' t like that
[03:08.49]	I just happen to be a nutty abundantly funny type of individual, like, as a guy
[03:11.56]	So when I get up on the mic I ain' t finna just lie
[03:13.84]	Real recognize real, right?
[03:15.06]	Yeah, I guess. So what you trying to do?
[03:16.67]	Five years from now, tell me bout the due
[03:18.61]	Well, I don' t care about the money
[03:19.77]	Like, it' s the respect that I' m wanting
[03:21.24]	Honestly, I just want to be one of the greats
[03:22.62]	Where they gotta bring your boy up every debate
[03:24.68]	I don' t wanna leave the game the same
[03:26.00]	In a nutshell, what' s your legacy?
[03:27.78]	Well, I wanna be the dude that came in and made the standup rap
[03:30.03]	Put the random rap in demand like that for the people that was antirap
[03:33.22]	Yet, the fans of rap start to recognize that antirap is ironically one of the real brands of rap left
[03:38.03]	That t sound pretty damn complex
[03:39.55]	I guess, I wanna be the best
[03:40.72]	I just wanna do it my way
[03:42.09]	And turn the whole game sideways
[03:43.46]	And show people you ain' t gotta be resigned to the highway
[03:45.53]	You can make a path while these mother s drive straight
[03:47.64]	I ain' t mad at that
[03:48.61]	Well thanks, man, that' s my plan of my attack
[03:49.86]	Just let me in and I' mma rap the plaques
[03:51.16]	And I ain' t about to win them back to back
[03:52.90]	I' m bout to win them like it' s back to back to back to back to back
[03:55.08]	Til I stop rapping
[03:56.20]	You ain' t even sold a damn album yet
[03:57.95]	True
[03:58.28]	That' s a lot of talk from a wily vet
[03:59.64]	Let alone a young rook
[04:01.13]	You misread me
[04:01.89]	Nah this ain' t a book
[04:03.05]	Well that' s one of my flaws, I' m too competitive dawg
[04:05.44]	No, you just g repetitive dawg
[04:07.16]	I get it, you trying to be better than all, but you ain' t t until cheddars involved
[04:11.11]	I get that I gotta prove myself
[04:12.57]	No t you ain' t done t
[04:14.06]	But think about that though
[04:15.00]	Only doing this a couple of years
[04:16.43]	One tape and I' m like this?
[04:17.49]	This t is aight for your first t
[04:19.11]	But you don' t know if it' s your worst t
[04:20.41]	You don' t think finding out would be worth it?
[04:22.33]	It might be, it might not
[04:23.95]	But I' mma put your ass to work, kid
[04:25.65]	Wait, like, like I have the job? Like really?
[04:28.51]	Well one more thing, let me see if you could put a hook together
[04:32.16]	What would you do for the hook for this song?
[04:33.56]	You want me to make a hook up right now?
[04:35.70]	Do I look like the type of that like repeating himself?
[04:38.13]	Alright, uh, okay
[04:39.32]	Man do the hook!
[04:40.67]	I' m bout to be professional
[04:42.50]	Homie, I' m professional
[04:44.27]	Uh, maybe like a low voice type thing?
[04:46.51]	, that t is garbage man
[04:49.17]	Well, you know, I feel like there might have been some upside to it
[04:51.85]	But I' m not good at thinking of things on the spot like that
[04:54.04]	Don' t y' all normally like outsource for that kind of thing sometimes?
[04:57.39]	Sometimes, but you know, that was some next level Dogg t right there
[05:01.37]	Yeah, you know, I' m just way better when I get to think things through
[05:04.45]	Have my like that dual screen action that type of thing
[05:06.80]	Whatever man, you trying to smoke a blunt?
[05:08.85]	Right now?
[05:09.86]	Yeah
[05:10.37]	Sure
[05:11.21]	. Juanita, bring some in here, please. Thank you
[05:14.02]	You got it, Snoop. I' ll be right there
[05:15.69]	Thanks, Juanita. Super nice woman
[05:18.39]	, why does everything you say sound so soft?
[05:21.28]	Uh, I really don' t wanna be spoken to like that, so
[05:24.84]	Yeah, whatever. Thanks
[05:25.87]	Hey, I got y' all y' all
[05:28.00]	Damn, that' s some great looking . It' s just so early
[05:31.96]	Can I get you guys anything else while I' m here? Coffee? Tea? Head? Bottled water?
[05:36.37]	DDid you just say head?
[05:38.33]	Yeah. You ain' t never got no head before?
[05:41.39]	I mean Just feels like A lot, right now
[05:45.20]	OK
[05:46.02]	But what kind of tea do you guys have?
[05:47.34]	We got mint, raspberry, earl grey, English breakfast
[05:50.39]	Actually, I' ll take head
[05:52.12]	I knew your little dirty ass wanted some head
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