Freestyle31

Freestyle31 Lyrics

Song Freestyle31
Artist Eminem
Album The Freestyle Manual
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[00:01.110] Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk
[00:04.193] Around with my ass showing all over the ****in town
[00:06.779] ....Then you get done up in chalk
[00:10.175] Yo
[00:12.055] We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?
[00:14.459] Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady
[00:16.966] You can hold my **** steady and then
[00:18.586] I can stick my **** in you like a machette...If you're a girl
[00:21.120] If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody
[00:24.594] That means... you, her or him
[00:26.501] It doesnt matter cause I'm Eminem
[00:28.486] And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim
[00:31.046] Ha ha....don't stop
[00:33.920] D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top
[00:36.480] We get in that ass Preparation-H style
[00:39.014] Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!)
[00:42.044] Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
[00:44.317] You look dumb as ****...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)
[00:48.209] Tryin to dance around
[00:49.071] How the **** it feel lock in hand set now
[00:51.213] Sever your style .. Divide and Parish
[00:53.277] Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this
[00:56.307] Wassup to Bizarre Kid
[00:57.430] Targets get hit and liftoff
[00:59.964] Here it is we bout to rip off
[01:00.669] Lick shots...no time...we gettin **** snot
[01:02.472] Emzy
[01:03.360] Speakin of lift off
[01:04.875] I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off
[01:08.036] Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny
[01:10.361] That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning
[01:13.051] Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley
[01:15.637] The girly I ****ed last year when her hair was curly
[01:18.250] Couldn't remember it cuz I was Infinite
[01:20.418] And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut
[01:22.717] He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down
[01:25.460] And he said “I like you”...and then he walked up and said “Let me snake bite you”
[01:28.960] And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe
[01:31.520] Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go
[01:33.949] Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2
[01:35.517] What you wanna get done to
[01:37.371] Your chest plate...eradicate
[01:39.278] Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is
[01:41.786] Freestyle...no need to write ****...cuz when we write ****
[01:44.215] Y'all like to buy ****...that why street light up when we write stuff
[01:47.298] It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12
[01:49.910] 1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big Proof
[01:52.522] Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya
[01:55.187] A ******** creator, one time for data
[01:57.616] Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the Equator
[02:00.176] It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us
[02:02.867] Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky
[02:05.662] Come against me
[02:06.576] Go and see I'm an invincible MC
[02:08.326] If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me
[02:11.174] That you're ****r than me...which we'll hope
[02:13.055] You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly
[02:16.137] And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide
[02:18.384] Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side
[02:21.179] Like a ****in ride...when it got shot up by a drive-by
[02:23.974] When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries
[02:26.612] And still missed it
[02:27.500] I got a ****in' mental illness a gentle stillness
[02:30.060] Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle
[02:33.874] What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew
[02:36.852] And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew
[02:38.916] If you do I'll choke you and then I guarantee I'll out smoke you
[02:42.207] You're crew's a joke too and I can stick my **** in a ***** and poke you
[02:47.406] Stick it in there....rock with my **** on sky rock
[02:50.462] Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock)
[02:52.944] Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it)
[02:55.373] So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(****)
[02:57.724] Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock)
[03:01.747] We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock
[03:04.098] The dirty dozen is non-stop
[03:05.665] To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks
[03:08.408] And men with pre-ops
[03:09.479] Yo now there is 3-Pac's
[03:10.942] Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac
[03:13.606] Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped
[03:16.297] The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP
[03:18.726] In high tops and walking around like a one-eyed Cyclops
[03:21.626] And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you
[03:25.231] You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this
[03:29.097] But I rock the microphone with my flyness
[03:31.788] So get off my jock..get of my ****..when I sky rock ...it in sky
[03:35.811] Rock..****...*****
[03:37.091] Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gonna be better or failures
[03:42.655] But me or Slim yo you can't tell me
[03:45.267] You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP
[03:50.779] Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def
[03:53.025] My LP...my whole LP...tha last one was screaming help me
[03:56.604] You couldn't melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what
[04:00.496] My Nuuuuuuuuutz!!
[04:04.232] Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear it though
[04:08.411] I rickety rock the microphone
[04:10.057] Don't do it dont do it cuz that **** is stupid...I knew it
[04:13.531] I take a beat and loop it...I take a beat and troop it
[04:16.196] What the **** did that mean...I dont know but I got phat jeans on
[04:18.886] And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at
[04:21.394] All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at
[04:24.294] Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease
[04:26.697] Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez
[04:29.283] From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds
[04:31.765] One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs
[04:34.325] Under the curb early morn take it to born
[04:36.754] Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enactment
[04:39.915] Some times you see this...you just a ******
[04:41.744] No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart
[04:44.382] ******....uh oh...was that homophobic...?
[04:46.315] But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic
[04:49.058] I won't even throw clothes in the closet
[04:50.913] **** it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all
[04:57.365] Acrossed it
[04:57.966] This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
[05:00.369] I'm so high I'm 'bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm 'bout to fry
[05:04.000] You're so fired you're down
[05:05.776] Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man
[05:08.258] Coming all the way from Amsterdam
[05:10.766] And I come to tell you all a little secret
[05:13.326] So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers
[05:17.427] {"{"}mumbling}
[05:22.181] Quit spittin your writ **** ***** I'll kill you and kick you
[05:24.428] In your mother****in' **** and your clit...you little pussy
[05:26.857] Hermaphrodite with no appetite
[05:28.738] And you ain't rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites
[05:31.167] Of my **** when you was on it...my brain is haunted
[05:33.988] I walk up in a place in a T-shirt wit my stains on it
[05:36.888] But I dont give a damn...give a ****...give a ****...give a hell
[05:40.049] Give a piss give a **** give a lick
[05:42.374] Yea....live and direct it's us
[05:44.333] You better back up
[05:46.318] You better back up before I jack off
[05:49.923] Back off before I jack off
[05:53.424] You better back off before he jack off (laughing)
[05:56.976] You better back off before I jack off
[06:02.488] Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face
[06:07.138] While I'm still jackin off
[06:08.810] Sittin' in the closet beatin' my ****
[06:11.291] Ain't got nuttin' else to do cuz I'm thinkin' of a *****
[06:14.060] Wait a minute ...oh **** she's here
[06:16.411] Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears!!!!
[06:19.128] (Ken Kaniff)
[06:20.983] Oh....come here little girl
[06:21.531] Come here little girl
[06:25.450] What happened? (I dunno)
[06:27.331] We stopped rappin' (Oh it's clappin')
[06:29.551] Gun clappin' ...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
[06:33.966] When I come off with the drum off
[06:35.559] Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit' a accent
[06:39.765] A French accent
[06:40.862] Excuse my French but
[06:42.142] Suck my **** touche le le poo...uhh....*****
[06:45.120] Bonjour...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer
[06:49.953] Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my
[06:53.949] Damn ****
[06:55.282] Yo while you're spraying verbs...you ain't even ****in' saying words
[07:00.323] (THuuuG) Pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs
[07:04.189] And bounce your herbs tight
[07:05.600] What the **** ? (Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin')
[07:10.877] Yo put another beat on before you get peed on
[07:14.638] Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min—
[07:19.863] Hi...Hi.... My name is ...my name is...my name is
[07:26.132] Slim Shady...Slim Shady...***** you're little just like that Kim lady
[07:31.278] And I'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio
[07:38.958] But you dont hear me though
[00:01.110] Are we supposed to shut up or talk... I' ll cut your butt up and walk
[00:04.193] Around with my ass showing all over the in town
[00:06.779] .... Then you get done up in chalk
[00:10.175] Yo
[00:12.055] We ready... we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?
[00:14.459] Ready to hold it steady.... Speakin of hold it steady
[00:16.966] You can hold my steady and then
[00:18.586] I can stick my in you like a machette... If you' re a girl
[00:21.120] If you' re a girl then you' re my world... And I will kill anybody
[00:24.594] That means... you, her or him
[00:26.501] It doesnt matter cause I' m Eminem
[00:28.486] And I' m Slim... I' m also slim and your future' s Whim
[00:31.046] Ha ha.... don' t stop
[00:33.920] D12 y' all... yea we bust it off the top
[00:36.480] We get in that ass PreparationH style
[00:39.014] Knock more boots than that group HTown Booo!
[00:42.044] Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
[00:44.317] You look dumb as ... Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown hahaha
[00:48.209] Tryin to dance around
[00:49.071] How the it feel lock in hand set now
[00:51.213] Sever your style .. Divide and Parish
[00:53.277] Part ish... when my cart is bustin thru this
[00:56.307] Wassup to Bizarre Kid
[00:57.430] Targets get hit and liftoff
[00:59.964] Here it is we bout to rip off
[01:00.669] Lick shots... no time... we gettin snot
[01:02.472] Emzy
[01:03.360] Speakin of lift off
[01:04.875] I' m blastin off... your ass is soft... so I' m startin to jack off
[01:08.036] Cuz I' m so horny... and your lyrics are so corny
[01:10.361] That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning
[01:13.051] Or too early... wait a minute there goes Shirley
[01:15.637] The girly I ed last year when her hair was curly
[01:18.250] Couldn' t remember it cuz I was Infinite
[01:20.418] And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut
[01:22.717] He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down
[01:25.460] And he said " I like you"... and then he walked up and said " Let me snake bite you"
[01:28.960] And I said hell no... kicked him with my shell toe
[01:31.520] Gave him a elbow... Ayo Proof ... go
[01:33.949] Yo it' s the D to the 1 2
[01:35.517] What you wanna get done to
[01:37.371] Your chest plate... eradicate
[01:39.278] Get your flesh ate... easily done.. Here it is
[01:41.786] Freestyle... no need to write ... cuz when we write
[01:44.215] Y' all like to buy ... that why street light up when we write stuff
[01:47.298] It' s time to be the champions at this... it' s D12
[01:49.910] 12 True crew... Slim Shady and Big Proof
[01:52.522] Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya
[01:55.187] A creator, one time for data
[01:57.616] Darker than Vader... go anybody hot as the Equator
[02:00.176] It' s time to get down one time for those that dont know us
[02:02.867] Girls wanna blow us like Monica.... Lewinsky
[02:05.662] Come against me
[02:06.576] Go and see I' m an invincible MC
[02:08.326] If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me
[02:11.174] That you' re r than me... which we' ll hope
[02:13.055] You would hope to be.... but hopefully I will rock globaly
[02:16.137] And nationwide... thats why my ass is wide
[02:18.384] Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side
[02:21.179] Like a in ride... when it got shot up by a driveby
[02:23.974] When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries
[02:26.612] And still missed it
[02:27.500] I got a in' mental illness a gentle stillness
[02:30.060] Violence... complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle
[02:33.874] What I need is to do... what is need is smoke weed and brew
[02:36.852] And...... smoke brew ? You don' t smoke brew
[02:38.916] If you do I' ll choke you and then I guarantee I' ll out smoke you
[02:42.207] You' re crew' s a joke too and I can stick my in a and poke you
[02:47.406] Stick it in there.... rock with my on sky rock
[02:50.462] Knock ya eye out the sock... sock
[02:52.944] Get.. get yeah we come to rock.... it
[02:55.373] So don' t get in the way cuz we gon drop....
[02:57.724] Now how you feel right now we bust yo.. op.... tic.... tock
[03:01.747] We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock
[03:04.098] The dirty dozen is nonstop
[03:05.665] To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks
[03:08.408] And men with preops
[03:09.479] Yo now there is 3Pac' s
[03:10.942] Master P.... Thug Life and now it' s 2pac
[03:13.606] Get back to that one... here goes the rhyme that you dropped
[03:16.297] The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP
[03:18.726] In high tops and walking around like a oneeyed Cyclops
[03:21.626] And you can' t see me.... I only got one eye and I can still see you
[03:25.231] You can even give it a dumb try... If you' re a dumb guy then come try this
[03:29.097] But I rock the microphone with my flyness
[03:31.788] So get off my jock.. get of my .. when I sky rock ... it in sky
[03:35.811] Rock.....
[03:37.091] Ayo... a lot of people always try to tell us... that we gonna be better or failures
[03:42.655] But me or Slim yo you can' t tell me
[03:45.267] You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP
[03:50.779] Slow down with that old stuff.... I heard the most of y' all is Mos Def
[03:53.025] My LP... my whole LP... tha last one was screaming help me
[03:56.604] You couldn' t melt me if you was Vanilla Ice... Yo guess what
[04:00.496] My Nuuuuuuuuutz!!
[04:04.232] Here I go with the lyrical miracle... spiritual spirital... you dont wanna hear it though
[04:08.411] I rickety rock the microphone
[04:10.057] Don' t do it dont do it cuz that is stupid... I knew it
[04:13.531] I take a beat and loop it... I take a beat and troop it
[04:16.196] What the did that mean... I dont know but I got phat jeans on
[04:18.886] And I already said that but I dont know where my head' s at
[04:21.394] All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed' s at
[04:24.294] Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease
[04:26.697] Y' all dont want none of tha dirty Deez
[04:29.283] From the 31 its for the three of thirds
[04:31.765] One third MC yo we smoke y' all like herbs
[04:34.325] Under the curb early morn take it to born
[04:36.754] Y' all get broke up... put back together ... reenactment
[04:39.915] Some times you see this... you just a
[04:41.744] No need to tag it... wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart
[04:44.382] .... uh oh... was that homophobic...?
[04:46.315] But no one knows it... and I' m so homophobic
[04:49.058] I won' t even throw clothes in the closet
[04:50.913] it... I' ve lost it.... I' m holocausted... see my face it' s written all
[04:57.365] Acrossed it
[04:57.966] This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
[05:00.369] I' m so high I' m ' bout to die... and I' m so tired I' m ' bout to fry
[05:04.000] You' re so fired you' re down
[05:05.776] Hey.... it' s me... it' s the hamster man
[05:08.258] Coming all the way from Amsterdam
[05:10.766] And I come to tell you all a little secret
[05:13.326] So you can ........ eat it .... you got to grab your crackers
[05:17.427] "" mumbling
[05:22.181] Quit spittin your writ I' ll kill you and kick you
[05:24.428] In your mother in' and your clit... you little pussy
[05:26.857] Hermaphrodite with no appetite
[05:28.738] And you ain' t rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites
[05:31.167] Of my when you was on it... my brain is haunted
[05:33.988] I walk up in a place in a Tshirt wit my stains on it
[05:36.888] But I dont give a damn... give a ... give a ... give a hell
[05:40.049] Give a piss give a give a lick
[05:42.374] Yea.... live and direct it' s us
[05:44.333] You better back up
[05:46.318] You better back up before I jack off
[05:49.923] Back off before I jack off
[05:53.424] You better back off before he jack off laughing
[05:56.976] You better back off before I jack off
[06:02.488] Colder than Jack Frost... smack you across your face
[06:07.138] While I' m still jackin off
[06:08.810] Sittin' in the closet beatin' my
[06:11.291] Ain' t got nuttin' else to do cuz I' m thinkin' of a
[06:14.060] Wait a minute ... oh she' s here
[06:16.411] Look who walked in the door.... come in it' s Britney Spears!!!!
[06:19.128] Ken Kaniff
[06:20.983] Oh.... come here little girl
[06:21.531] Come here little girl
[06:25.450] What happened? I dunno
[06:27.331] We stopped rappin' Oh it' s clappin'
[06:29.551] Gun clappin' ... and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
[06:33.966] When I come off with the drum off
[06:35.559] Whatever the hell that meant... but I can still speak wit' a accent
[06:39.765] A French accent
[06:40.862] Excuse my French but
[06:42.142] Suck my touche le le poo... uhh....
[06:45.120] Bonjour... I' m here with the cure... Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer
[06:49.953] Hey Em... how you doin this is me... The Em jock... get off my
[06:53.949] Damn
[06:55.282] Yo while you' re spraying verbs... you ain' t even in' saying words
[07:00.323] THuuuG Pronounce your words right... and you can ride around curbs
[07:04.189] And bounce your herbs tight
[07:05.600] What the ? Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin'
[07:10.877] Yo put another beat on before you get peed on
[07:14.638] Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min
[07:19.863] Hi... Hi.... My name is ... my name is... my name is
[07:26.132] Slim Shady... Slim Shady... you' re little just like that Kim lady
[07:31.278] And I' m in sky rock radio... the shadiest bro on the radio
[07:38.958] But you dont hear me though
[00:01.110] Are we supposed to shut up or talk... I' ll cut your butt up and walk
[00:04.193] Around with my ass showing all over the in town
[00:06.779] .... Then you get done up in chalk
[00:10.175] Yo
[00:12.055] We ready... we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?
[00:14.459] Ready to hold it steady.... Speakin of hold it steady
[00:16.966] You can hold my steady and then
[00:18.586] I can stick my in you like a machette... If you' re a girl
[00:21.120] If you' re a girl then you' re my world... And I will kill anybody
[00:24.594] That means... you, her or him
[00:26.501] It doesnt matter cause I' m Eminem
[00:28.486] And I' m Slim... I' m also slim and your future' s Whim
[00:31.046] Ha ha.... don' t stop
[00:33.920] D12 y' all... yea we bust it off the top
[00:36.480] We get in that ass PreparationH style
[00:39.014] Knock more boots than that group HTown Booo!
[00:42.044] Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
[00:44.317] You look dumb as ... Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown hahaha
[00:48.209] Tryin to dance around
[00:49.071] How the it feel lock in hand set now
[00:51.213] Sever your style .. Divide and Parish
[00:53.277] Part ish... when my cart is bustin thru this
[00:56.307] Wassup to Bizarre Kid
[00:57.430] Targets get hit and liftoff
[00:59.964] Here it is we bout to rip off
[01:00.669] Lick shots... no time... we gettin snot
[01:02.472] Emzy
[01:03.360] Speakin of lift off
[01:04.875] I' m blastin off... your ass is soft... so I' m startin to jack off
[01:08.036] Cuz I' m so horny... and your lyrics are so corny
[01:10.361] That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning
[01:13.051] Or too early... wait a minute there goes Shirley
[01:15.637] The girly I ed last year when her hair was curly
[01:18.250] Couldn' t remember it cuz I was Infinite
[01:20.418] And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut
[01:22.717] He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down
[01:25.460] And he said " I like you"... and then he walked up and said " Let me snake bite you"
[01:28.960] And I said hell no... kicked him with my shell toe
[01:31.520] Gave him a elbow... Ayo Proof ... go
[01:33.949] Yo it' s the D to the 1 2
[01:35.517] What you wanna get done to
[01:37.371] Your chest plate... eradicate
[01:39.278] Get your flesh ate... easily done.. Here it is
[01:41.786] Freestyle... no need to write ... cuz when we write
[01:44.215] Y' all like to buy ... that why street light up when we write stuff
[01:47.298] It' s time to be the champions at this... it' s D12
[01:49.910] 12 True crew... Slim Shady and Big Proof
[01:52.522] Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya
[01:55.187] A creator, one time for data
[01:57.616] Darker than Vader... go anybody hot as the Equator
[02:00.176] It' s time to get down one time for those that dont know us
[02:02.867] Girls wanna blow us like Monica.... Lewinsky
[02:05.662] Come against me
[02:06.576] Go and see I' m an invincible MC
[02:08.326] If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me
[02:11.174] That you' re r than me... which we' ll hope
[02:13.055] You would hope to be.... but hopefully I will rock globaly
[02:16.137] And nationwide... thats why my ass is wide
[02:18.384] Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side
[02:21.179] Like a in ride... when it got shot up by a driveby
[02:23.974] When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries
[02:26.612] And still missed it
[02:27.500] I got a in' mental illness a gentle stillness
[02:30.060] Violence... complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle
[02:33.874] What I need is to do... what is need is smoke weed and brew
[02:36.852] And...... smoke brew ? You don' t smoke brew
[02:38.916] If you do I' ll choke you and then I guarantee I' ll out smoke you
[02:42.207] You' re crew' s a joke too and I can stick my in a and poke you
[02:47.406] Stick it in there.... rock with my on sky rock
[02:50.462] Knock ya eye out the sock... sock
[02:52.944] Get.. get yeah we come to rock.... it
[02:55.373] So don' t get in the way cuz we gon drop....
[02:57.724] Now how you feel right now we bust yo.. op.... tic.... tock
[03:01.747] We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock
[03:04.098] The dirty dozen is nonstop
[03:05.665] To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks
[03:08.408] And men with preops
[03:09.479] Yo now there is 3Pac' s
[03:10.942] Master P.... Thug Life and now it' s 2pac
[03:13.606] Get back to that one... here goes the rhyme that you dropped
[03:16.297] The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP
[03:18.726] In high tops and walking around like a oneeyed Cyclops
[03:21.626] And you can' t see me.... I only got one eye and I can still see you
[03:25.231] You can even give it a dumb try... If you' re a dumb guy then come try this
[03:29.097] But I rock the microphone with my flyness
[03:31.788] So get off my jock.. get of my .. when I sky rock ... it in sky
[03:35.811] Rock.....
[03:37.091] Ayo... a lot of people always try to tell us... that we gonna be better or failures
[03:42.655] But me or Slim yo you can' t tell me
[03:45.267] You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP
[03:50.779] Slow down with that old stuff.... I heard the most of y' all is Mos Def
[03:53.025] My LP... my whole LP... tha last one was screaming help me
[03:56.604] You couldn' t melt me if you was Vanilla Ice... Yo guess what
[04:00.496] My Nuuuuuuuuutz!!
[04:04.232] Here I go with the lyrical miracle... spiritual spirital... you dont wanna hear it though
[04:08.411] I rickety rock the microphone
[04:10.057] Don' t do it dont do it cuz that is stupid... I knew it
[04:13.531] I take a beat and loop it... I take a beat and troop it
[04:16.196] What the did that mean... I dont know but I got phat jeans on
[04:18.886] And I already said that but I dont know where my head' s at
[04:21.394] All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed' s at
[04:24.294] Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease
[04:26.697] Y' all dont want none of tha dirty Deez
[04:29.283] From the 31 its for the three of thirds
[04:31.765] One third MC yo we smoke y' all like herbs
[04:34.325] Under the curb early morn take it to born
[04:36.754] Y' all get broke up... put back together ... reenactment
[04:39.915] Some times you see this... you just a
[04:41.744] No need to tag it... wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart
[04:44.382] .... uh oh... was that homophobic...?
[04:46.315] But no one knows it... and I' m so homophobic
[04:49.058] I won' t even throw clothes in the closet
[04:50.913] it... I' ve lost it.... I' m holocausted... see my face it' s written all
[04:57.365] Acrossed it
[04:57.966] This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
[05:00.369] I' m so high I' m ' bout to die... and I' m so tired I' m ' bout to fry
[05:04.000] You' re so fired you' re down
[05:05.776] Hey.... it' s me... it' s the hamster man
[05:08.258] Coming all the way from Amsterdam
[05:10.766] And I come to tell you all a little secret
[05:13.326] So you can ........ eat it .... you got to grab your crackers
[05:17.427] "" mumbling
[05:22.181] Quit spittin your writ I' ll kill you and kick you
[05:24.428] In your mother in' and your clit... you little pussy
[05:26.857] Hermaphrodite with no appetite
[05:28.738] And you ain' t rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites
[05:31.167] Of my when you was on it... my brain is haunted
[05:33.988] I walk up in a place in a Tshirt wit my stains on it
[05:36.888] But I dont give a damn... give a ... give a ... give a hell
[05:40.049] Give a piss give a give a lick
[05:42.374] Yea.... live and direct it' s us
[05:44.333] You better back up
[05:46.318] You better back up before I jack off
[05:49.923] Back off before I jack off
[05:53.424] You better back off before he jack off laughing
[05:56.976] You better back off before I jack off
[06:02.488] Colder than Jack Frost... smack you across your face
[06:07.138] While I' m still jackin off
[06:08.810] Sittin' in the closet beatin' my
[06:11.291] Ain' t got nuttin' else to do cuz I' m thinkin' of a
[06:14.060] Wait a minute ... oh she' s here
[06:16.411] Look who walked in the door.... come in it' s Britney Spears!!!!
[06:19.128] Ken Kaniff
[06:20.983] Oh.... come here little girl
[06:21.531] Come here little girl
[06:25.450] What happened? I dunno
[06:27.331] We stopped rappin' Oh it' s clappin'
[06:29.551] Gun clappin' ... and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
[06:33.966] When I come off with the drum off
[06:35.559] Whatever the hell that meant... but I can still speak wit' a accent
[06:39.765] A French accent
[06:40.862] Excuse my French but
[06:42.142] Suck my touche le le poo... uhh....
[06:45.120] Bonjour... I' m here with the cure... Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer
[06:49.953] Hey Em... how you doin this is me... The Em jock... get off my
[06:53.949] Damn
[06:55.282] Yo while you' re spraying verbs... you ain' t even in' saying words
[07:00.323] THuuuG Pronounce your words right... and you can ride around curbs
[07:04.189] And bounce your herbs tight
[07:05.600] What the ? Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin'
[07:10.877] Yo put another beat on before you get peed on
[07:14.638] Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min
[07:19.863] Hi... Hi.... My name is ... my name is... my name is
[07:26.132] Slim Shady... Slim Shady... you' re little just like that Kim lady
[07:31.278] And I' m in sky rock radio... the shadiest bro on the radio
[07:38.958] But you dont hear me though
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