[00:01.110]Are we supposed to shut up or talk...I'll cut your butt up and walk
[00:04.193]Around with my ass showing all over the ****in town
[00:06.779]....Then you get done up in chalk
[00:10.175]Yo
[00:12.055]We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?
[00:14.459]Ready to hold it steady....Speakin of hold it steady
[00:16.966]You can hold my **** steady and then
[00:18.586]I can stick my **** in you like a machette...If you're a girl
[00:21.120]If you're a girl then you're my world...And I will kill anybody
[00:24.594]That means... you, her or him
[00:26.501]It doesnt matter cause I'm Eminem
[00:28.486]And I'm Slim...I'm also slim and your future's Whim
[00:31.046]Ha ha....don't stop
[00:33.920]D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top
[00:36.480]We get in that ass Preparation-H style
[00:39.014]Knock more boots than that group H-Town (Booo!)
[00:42.044]Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
[00:44.317]You look dumb as ****...Like Puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)
[00:48.209]Tryin to dance around
[00:49.071]How the **** it feel lock in hand set now
[00:51.213]Sever your style .. Divide and Parish
[00:53.277]Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this
[00:56.307]Wassup to Bizarre Kid
[00:57.430]Targets get hit and liftoff
[00:59.964]Here it is we bout to rip off
[01:00.669]Lick shots...no time...we gettin **** snot
[01:02.472]Emzy
[01:03.360]Speakin of lift off
[01:04.875]I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so I'm startin to jack off
[01:08.036]Cuz I'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny
[01:10.361]That they bore me and I woke up too late this morning
[01:13.051]Or too early...wait a minute there goes Shirley
[01:15.637]The girly I ****ed last year when her hair was curly
[01:18.250]Couldn't remember it cuz I was Infinite
[01:20.418]And I met Ken Kaniff in Connecticut
[01:22.717]He said his predicates and pronouns and wanted to throw down
[01:25.460]And he said “I like you”...and then he walked up and said “Let me snake bite you”
[01:28.960]And I said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe
[01:31.520]Gave him a elbow...Ayo Proof ...go
[01:33.949]Yo it's the D to the 1 - 2
[01:35.517]What you wanna get done to
[01:37.371]Your chest plate...eradicate
[01:39.278]Get your flesh ate...easily done..Here it is
[01:41.786]Freestyle...no need to write ****...cuz when we write ****
[01:44.215]Y'all like to buy ****...that why street light up when we write stuff
[01:47.298]It's time to be the champions at this...it's D-12
[01:49.910]1-2 True crew...Slim Shady and Big Proof
[01:52.522]Knockin over igloos in Alaska when we blast ya
[01:55.187]A ******** creator, one time for data
[01:57.616]Darker than Vader...go anybody hot as the Equator
[02:00.176]It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us
[02:02.867]Girls wanna blow us like Monica....Lewinsky
[02:05.662]Come against me
[02:06.576]Go and see I'm an invincible MC
[02:08.326]If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me
[02:11.174]That you're ****r than me...which we'll hope
[02:13.055]You would hope to be....but hopefully I will rock globaly
[02:16.137]And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide
[02:18.384]Thats why your ass just died on the passenger side
[02:21.179]Like a ****in ride...when it got shot up by a drive-by
[02:23.974]When I drove by 5 times and gave it five tries
[02:26.612]And still missed it
[02:27.500]I got a ****in' mental illness a gentle stillness
[02:30.060]Violence...complete silence is what I need in the room while I freestyle
[02:33.874]What I need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew
[02:36.852]And......smoke brew ? You don't smoke brew
[02:38.916]If you do I'll choke you and then I guarantee I'll out smoke you
[02:42.207]You're crew's a joke too and I can stick my **** in a ***** and poke you
[02:47.406]Stick it in there....rock with my **** on sky rock
[02:50.462]Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock)
[02:52.944]Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it)
[02:55.373]So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(****)
[02:57.724]Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock)
[03:01.747]We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock
[03:04.098]The dirty dozen is non-stop
[03:05.665]To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop Reeboks
[03:08.408]And men with pre-ops
[03:09.479]Yo now there is 3-Pac's
[03:10.942]Master P....Thug Life and now it's 2pac
[03:13.606]Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped
[03:16.297]The rhyme that I dropped is stickin up IHOP
[03:18.726]In high tops and walking around like a one-eyed Cyclops
[03:21.626]And you can't see me....I only got one eye and I can still see you
[03:25.231]You can even give it a dumb try...If you're a dumb guy then come try this
[03:29.097]But I rock the microphone with my flyness
[03:31.788]So get off my jock..get of my ****..when I sky rock ...it in sky
[03:35.811]Rock..****...*****
[03:37.091]Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gonna be better or failures
[03:42.655]But me or Slim yo you can't tell me
[03:45.267]You try to freestyle son we gon' put these verses on your LP
[03:50.779]Slow down with that old stuff....I heard the most of y'all is Mos Def
[03:53.025]My LP...my whole LP...tha last one was screaming help me
[03:56.604]You couldn't melt me if you was Vanilla Ice...Yo guess what
[04:00.496]My Nuuuuuuuuutz!!
[04:04.232]Here I go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear it though
[04:08.411]I rickety rock the microphone
[04:10.057]Don't do it dont do it cuz that **** is stupid...I knew it
[04:13.531]I take a beat and loop it...I take a beat and troop it
[04:16.196]What the **** did that mean...I dont know but I got phat jeans on
[04:18.886]And I already said that but I dont know where my head's at
[04:21.394]All I wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at
[04:24.294]Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch Ease
[04:26.697]Y'all dont want none of tha dirty Deez
[04:29.283]From the 3-1 its for the three of thirds
[04:31.765]One third MC yo we smoke y'all like herbs
[04:34.325]Under the curb early morn take it to born
[04:36.754]Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enactment
[04:39.915]Some times you see this...you just a ******
[04:41.744]No need to tag it...wit more loot that Jimmy Swagart
[04:44.382]******....uh oh...was that homophobic...?
[04:46.315]But no one knows it...and I'm so homophobic
[04:49.058]I won't even throw clothes in the closet
[04:50.913]**** it...I've lost it....I'm holocausted...see my face it's written all
[04:57.365]Acrossed it
[04:57.966]This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
[05:00.369]I'm so high I'm 'bout to die...and I'm so tired I'm 'bout to fry
[05:04.000]You're so fired you're down
[05:05.776]Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man
[05:08.258]Coming all the way from Amsterdam
[05:10.766]And I come to tell you all a little secret
[05:13.326]So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers
[05:17.427]{"{"}mumbling}
[05:22.181]Quit spittin your writ **** ***** I'll kill you and kick you
[05:24.428]In your mother****in' **** and your clit...you little pussy
[05:26.857]Hermaphrodite with no appetite
[05:28.738]And you ain't rappin' right but you was taking rapid bites
[05:31.167]Of my **** when you was on it...my brain is haunted
[05:33.988]I walk up in a place in a T-shirt wit my stains on it
[05:36.888]But I dont give a damn...give a ****...give a ****...give a hell
[05:40.049]Give a piss give a **** give a lick
[05:42.374]Yea....live and direct it's us
[05:44.333]You better back up
[05:46.318]You better back up before I jack off
[05:49.923]Back off before I jack off
[05:53.424]You better back off before he jack off (laughing)
[05:56.976]You better back off before I jack off
[06:02.488]Colder than Jack Frost...smack you across your face
[06:07.138]While I'm still jackin off
[06:08.810]Sittin' in the closet beatin' my ****
[06:11.291]Ain't got nuttin' else to do cuz I'm thinkin' of a *****
[06:14.060]Wait a minute ...oh **** she's here
[06:16.411]Look who walked in the door....come in it's Britney Spears!!!!
[06:19.128](Ken Kaniff)
[06:20.983]Oh....come here little girl
[06:21.531]Come here little girl
[06:25.450]What happened? (I dunno)
[06:27.331]We stopped rappin' (Oh it's clappin')
[06:29.551]Gun clappin' ...and all I need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
[06:33.966]When I come off with the drum off
[06:35.559]Whatever the hell that meant...but I can still speak wit' a accent
[06:39.765]A French accent
[06:40.862]Excuse my French but
[06:42.142]Suck my **** touche le le poo...uhh....*****
[06:45.120]Bonjour...I'm here with the cure...Oh yea lets rock it for the drawer
[06:49.953]Hey Em...how you doin this is me...The Em jock...get off my
[06:53.949]Damn ****
[06:55.282]Yo while you're spraying verbs...you ain't even ****in' saying words
[07:00.323](THuuuG) Pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs
[07:04.189]And bounce your herbs tight
[07:05.600]What the **** ? (Yo somethin' is in the beat that keeps talkin')
[07:10.877]Yo put another beat on before you get peed on
[07:14.638]Yo are we done or what? They want us to freestyle for 45 min—
[07:19.863]Hi...Hi.... My name is ...my name is...my name is
[07:26.132]Slim Shady...Slim Shady...***** you're little just like that Kim lady
[07:31.278]And I'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio
[07:38.958]But you dont hear me though