Taking My Ball Lyrics
| Song | Taking My Ball |
| Artist | Eminem |
| Album | American Nightmare |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:08.38] | Make my vocals sound sexy' |
| [00:15.58] | Come on man' come on man' okaaaay' |
| [00:21.00] | |
| [00:21.48] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [00:23.83] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [00:26.35] | I'll do my steps all by myself' |
| [00:29.05] | I don't need nobody to play with me' |
| [00:31.56] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [00:33.77] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [00:36.26] | But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm |
| [00:38.62] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome' |
| [00:41.72] | |
| [00:42.22] | I'm that guy man' |
| [00:43.39] | Shove a diamond up my hind end' |
| [00:45.33] | and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles' |
| [00:48.08] | Slut poke holes in ya shirt' jump in mud puddles' |
| [00:50.65] | While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl' |
| [00:52.37] | Now lets cuddle' |
| [00:53.33] | Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood' |
| [00:55.58] | What I do for my next trick' |
| [00:57.32] | Im feeling won-derful' |
| [00:58.48] | I think I might just do something a little less subtle' |
| [01:01.12] | Shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole' |
| [01:03.75] | Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of |
| [01:07.05] | The valentines day massacre slash assassin |
| [01:10.19] | I slash her in the ass with a icicle |
| [01:12.18] | And leave her laying a blood bath |
| [01:13.97] | While I put a catheter in |
| [01:15.23] | And jump in the bath with her' |
| [01:16.78] | In my spiderman mask man |
| [01:18.11] | Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on' |
| [01:21.03] | Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon' |
| [01:24.64] | Are those pistachio's damn' I'd like to have some' |
| [01:27.49] | Laying on the patio man' rolling a fat one' |
| [01:29.90] | Shady drop the magic marker' put the cap on' |
| [01:32.79] | God damn man are you that much of an asshole' |
| [01:34.89] | |
| [01:35.39] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [01:37.56] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [01:40.07] | I'll do my steps all by myself' |
| [01:41.46] | I don't need nobody to play with me' |
| [01:45.38] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [01:47.58] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [01:50.07] | But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm |
| [01:52.39] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome' |
| [01:55.52] | |
| [01:56.02] | I'm like houdini' |
| [01:56.92] | Tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each |
| [01:59.00] | One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie' |
| [02:01.49] | Make sh-t disappear like tara reid in a bikini' believe me homie' |
| [02:04.13] | You don't know the meaning of a meanie' |
| [02:06.72] | They call me the fruit loop from jupiter' |
| [02:08.78] | I’m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot' |
| [02:11.58] | Dont move or ya might get it stuck so f-cking far in your uvula |
| [02:14.86] | You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus' |
| [02:17.52] | Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia |
| [02:20.59] | Now who do ya think is more fruitier' |
| [02:22.65] | Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube |
| [02:25.06] | Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice' |
| [02:27.03] | You should have seen it mother' |
| [02:28.28] | I think i'll put a piece of art on my visa card' |
| [02:30.77] | Then I'll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart |
| [02:33.39] | Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell's |
| [02:35.49] | With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos.. |
| [02:38.00] | |
| [02:38.41] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [02:40.77] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [02:43.31] | I'll do my steps all by myself' |
| [02:46.04] | I don't need nobody to play with me' |
| [02:48.67] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [02:50.89] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [02:53.31] | But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm |
| [02:55.68] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome' |
| [02:58.76] | |
| [02:59.26] | Shady what are you doing chewing on a human' |
| [03:01.37] | Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room |
| [03:04.88] | Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room |
| [03:07.37] | Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon' |
| [03:10.04] | Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon' |
| [03:12.77] | You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom' |
| [03:15.37] | You should be glad he didn't leave you full of stab wounds' |
| [03:18.07] | You in a trance' im back doing my dance ooh' |
| [03:20.69] | But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair |
| [03:23.01] | And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing |
| [03:25.68] | Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for' |
| [03:27.67] | Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk? |
| [03:31.35] | Cos I’m scared there's monster's under my bed' |
| [03:33.94] | Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet' |
| [03:36.22] | No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed' |
| [03:39.09] | You like graffiti dike' well I can pee pee and write your name' |
| [03:41.27] | |
| [03:41.77] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [03:44.09] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [03:46.34] | I'll do my steps all by myself' |
| [03:49.61] | I don't need nobody to play with me' |
| [03:51.95] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [03:54.15] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [03:56.65] | But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm |
| [03:59.04] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome |
| [04:03.04] | |
| [04:59.04] |
| [00:08.38] | Make my vocals sound sexy' |
| [00:15.58] | Come on man' come on man' okaaaay' |
| [00:21.00] | |
| [00:21.48] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [00:23.83] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [00:26.35] | I' ll do my steps all by myself' |
| [00:29.05] | I don' t need nobody to play with me' |
| [00:31.56] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [00:33.77] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [00:36.26] | But don' t nobody wanna play with me so I' m |
| [00:38.62] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome' |
| [00:41.72] | |
| [00:42.22] | I' m that guy man' |
| [00:43.39] | Shove a diamond up my hind end' |
| [00:45.33] | and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles' |
| [00:48.08] | Slut poke holes in ya shirt' jump in mud puddles' |
| [00:50.65] | While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl' |
| [00:52.37] | Now lets cuddle' |
| [00:53.33] | Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood' |
| [00:55.58] | What I do for my next trick' |
| [00:57.32] | Im feeling wonderful' |
| [00:58.48] | I think I might just do something a little less subtle' |
| [01:01.12] | Shove a fcking tonka truck up a little kids butthole' |
| [01:03.75] | Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of |
| [01:07.05] | The valentines day massacre slash assassin |
| [01:10.19] | I slash her in the ass with a icicle |
| [01:12.18] | And leave her laying a blood bath |
| [01:13.97] | While I put a catheter in |
| [01:15.23] | And jump in the bath with her' |
| [01:16.78] | In my spiderman mask man |
| [01:18.11] | Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on' |
| [01:21.03] | Stick it up Kim Kardashian' s ass and make the btch run a triathlon' |
| [01:24.64] | Are those pistachio' s damn' I' d like to have some' |
| [01:27.49] | Laying on the patio man' rolling a fat one' |
| [01:29.90] | Shady drop the magic marker' put the cap on' |
| [01:32.79] | God damn man are you that much of an asshole' |
| [01:34.89] | |
| [01:35.39] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [01:37.56] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [01:40.07] | I' ll do my steps all by myself' |
| [01:41.46] | I don' t need nobody to play with me' |
| [01:45.38] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [01:47.58] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [01:50.07] | But don' t nobody wanna play with me so I' m |
| [01:52.39] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome' |
| [01:55.52] | |
| [01:56.02] | I' m like houdini' |
| [01:56.92] | Tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each |
| [01:59.00] | One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie' |
| [02:01.49] | Make sht disappear like tara reid in a bikini' believe me homie' |
| [02:04.13] | You don' t know the meaning of a meanie' |
| [02:06.72] | They call me the fruit loop from jupiter' |
| [02:08.78] | I' m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot' |
| [02:11.58] | Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fcking far in your uvula |
| [02:14.86] | You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus' |
| [02:17.52] | Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia |
| [02:20.59] | Now who do ya think is more fruitier' |
| [02:22.65] | Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube |
| [02:25.06] | Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice' |
| [02:27.03] | You should have seen it mother' |
| [02:28.28] | I think i' ll put a piece of art on my visa card' |
| [02:30.77] | Then I' ll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart |
| [02:33.39] | Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell' s |
| [02:35.49] | With McDonald' s jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos.. |
| [02:38.00] | |
| [02:38.41] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [02:40.77] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [02:43.31] | I' ll do my steps all by myself' |
| [02:46.04] | I don' t need nobody to play with me' |
| [02:48.67] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [02:50.89] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [02:53.31] | But don' t nobody wanna play with me so I' m |
| [02:55.68] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome' |
| [02:58.76] | |
| [02:59.26] | Shady what are you doing chewing on a human' |
| [03:01.37] | Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room |
| [03:04.88] | Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room |
| [03:07.37] | Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon' |
| [03:10.04] | Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon' |
| [03:12.77] | You shouldn' t ask what is he doing with that broom' |
| [03:15.37] | You should be glad he didn' t leave you full of stab wounds' |
| [03:18.07] | You in a trance' im back doing my dance ooh' |
| [03:20.69] | But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair |
| [03:23.01] | And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing |
| [03:25.68] | Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for' |
| [03:27.67] | Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk? |
| [03:31.35] | Cos I' m scared there' s monster' s under my bed' |
| [03:33.94] | Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet' |
| [03:36.22] | No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed' |
| [03:39.09] | You like graffiti dike' well I can pee pee and write your name' |
| [03:41.27] | |
| [03:41.77] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [03:44.09] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [03:46.34] | I' ll do my steps all by myself' |
| [03:49.61] | I don' t need nobody to play with me' |
| [03:51.95] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [03:54.15] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [03:56.65] | But don' t nobody wanna play with me so I' m |
| [03:59.04] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome |
| [04:03.04] | |
| [04:59.04] |
| [00:08.38] | Make my vocals sound sexy' |
| [00:15.58] | Come on man' come on man' okaaaay' |
| [00:21.00] | |
| [00:21.48] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [00:23.83] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [00:26.35] | I' ll do my steps all by myself' |
| [00:29.05] | I don' t need nobody to play with me' |
| [00:31.56] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [00:33.77] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [00:36.26] | But don' t nobody wanna play with me so I' m |
| [00:38.62] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome' |
| [00:41.72] | |
| [00:42.22] | I' m that guy man' |
| [00:43.39] | Shove a diamond up my hind end' |
| [00:45.33] | and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles' |
| [00:48.08] | Slut poke holes in ya shirt' jump in mud puddles' |
| [00:50.65] | While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl' |
| [00:52.37] | Now lets cuddle' |
| [00:53.33] | Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood' |
| [00:55.58] | What I do for my next trick' |
| [00:57.32] | Im feeling wonderful' |
| [00:58.48] | I think I might just do something a little less subtle' |
| [01:01.12] | Shove a fcking tonka truck up a little kids butthole' |
| [01:03.75] | Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of |
| [01:07.05] | The valentines day massacre slash assassin |
| [01:10.19] | I slash her in the ass with a icicle |
| [01:12.18] | And leave her laying a blood bath |
| [01:13.97] | While I put a catheter in |
| [01:15.23] | And jump in the bath with her' |
| [01:16.78] | In my spiderman mask man |
| [01:18.11] | Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on' |
| [01:21.03] | Stick it up Kim Kardashian' s ass and make the btch run a triathlon' |
| [01:24.64] | Are those pistachio' s damn' I' d like to have some' |
| [01:27.49] | Laying on the patio man' rolling a fat one' |
| [01:29.90] | Shady drop the magic marker' put the cap on' |
| [01:32.79] | God damn man are you that much of an asshole' |
| [01:34.89] | |
| [01:35.39] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [01:37.56] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [01:40.07] | I' ll do my steps all by myself' |
| [01:41.46] | I don' t need nobody to play with me' |
| [01:45.38] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [01:47.58] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [01:50.07] | But don' t nobody wanna play with me so I' m |
| [01:52.39] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome' |
| [01:55.52] | |
| [01:56.02] | I' m like houdini' |
| [01:56.92] | Tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each |
| [01:59.00] | One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie' |
| [02:01.49] | Make sht disappear like tara reid in a bikini' believe me homie' |
| [02:04.13] | You don' t know the meaning of a meanie' |
| [02:06.72] | They call me the fruit loop from jupiter' |
| [02:08.78] | I' m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot' |
| [02:11.58] | Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fcking far in your uvula |
| [02:14.86] | You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus' |
| [02:17.52] | Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia |
| [02:20.59] | Now who do ya think is more fruitier' |
| [02:22.65] | Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube |
| [02:25.06] | Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice' |
| [02:27.03] | You should have seen it mother' |
| [02:28.28] | I think i' ll put a piece of art on my visa card' |
| [02:30.77] | Then I' ll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart |
| [02:33.39] | Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell' s |
| [02:35.49] | With McDonald' s jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos.. |
| [02:38.00] | |
| [02:38.41] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [02:40.77] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [02:43.31] | I' ll do my steps all by myself' |
| [02:46.04] | I don' t need nobody to play with me' |
| [02:48.67] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [02:50.89] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [02:53.31] | But don' t nobody wanna play with me so I' m |
| [02:55.68] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome' |
| [02:58.76] | |
| [02:59.26] | Shady what are you doing chewing on a human' |
| [03:01.37] | Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room |
| [03:04.88] | Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room |
| [03:07.37] | Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon' |
| [03:10.04] | Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon' |
| [03:12.77] | You shouldn' t ask what is he doing with that broom' |
| [03:15.37] | You should be glad he didn' t leave you full of stab wounds' |
| [03:18.07] | You in a trance' im back doing my dance ooh' |
| [03:20.69] | But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair |
| [03:23.01] | And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing |
| [03:25.68] | Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for' |
| [03:27.67] | Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk? |
| [03:31.35] | Cos I' m scared there' s monster' s under my bed' |
| [03:33.94] | Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet' |
| [03:36.22] | No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed' |
| [03:39.09] | You like graffiti dike' well I can pee pee and write your name' |
| [03:41.27] | |
| [03:41.77] | It feels so wrong cos it feels so right' |
| [03:44.09] | But its all right' its ok with me' |
| [03:46.34] | I' ll do my steps all by myself' |
| [03:49.61] | I don' t need nobody to play with me' |
| [03:51.95] | But if you just give me a chance' |
| [03:54.15] | I can put you in a trance the way I dance' |
| [03:56.65] | But don' t nobody wanna play with me so I' m |
| [03:59.04] | Taking my ball and going home' hooome |
| [04:03.04] | |
| [04:59.04] |
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