[00:08.38]Make my vocals sound sexy'
[00:15.58]Come on man' come on man' okaaaay'
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[00:21.48]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right'
[00:23.83]But its all right' its ok with me'
[00:26.35]I'll do my steps all by myself'
[00:29.05]I don't need nobody to play with me'
[00:31.56]But if you just give me a chance'
[00:33.77]I can put you in a trance the way I dance'
[00:36.26]But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[00:38.62]Taking my ball and going home' hooome'
[00:41.72]
[00:42.22]I'm that guy man'
[00:43.39]Shove a diamond up my hind end'
[00:45.33]and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles'
[00:48.08]Slut poke holes in ya shirt' jump in mud puddles'
[00:50.65]While I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl'
[00:52.37]Now lets cuddle'
[00:53.33]Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood'
[00:55.58]What I do for my next trick'
[00:57.32]Im feeling won-derful'
[00:58.48]I think I might just do something a little less subtle'
[01:01.12]Shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole'
[01:03.75]Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of
[01:07.05]The valentines day massacre slash assassin
[01:10.19]I slash her in the ass with a icicle
[01:12.18]And leave her laying a blood bath
[01:13.97]While I put a catheter in
[01:15.23]And jump in the bath with her'
[01:16.78]In my spiderman mask man
[01:18.11]Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on'
[01:21.03]Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon'
[01:24.64]Are those pistachio's damn' I'd like to have some'
[01:27.49]Laying on the patio man' rolling a fat one'
[01:29.90]Shady drop the magic marker' put the cap on'
[01:32.79]God damn man are you that much of an asshole'
[01:34.89]
[01:35.39]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right'
[01:37.56]But its all right' its ok with me'
[01:40.07]I'll do my steps all by myself'
[01:41.46]I don't need nobody to play with me'
[01:45.38]But if you just give me a chance'
[01:47.58]I can put you in a trance the way I dance'
[01:50.07]But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[01:52.39]Taking my ball and going home' hooome'
[01:55.52]
[01:56.02]I'm like houdini'
[01:56.92]Tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each
[01:59.00]One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie'
[02:01.49]Make sh-t disappear like tara reid in a bikini' believe me homie'
[02:04.13]You don't know the meaning of a meanie'
[02:06.72]They call me the fruit loop from jupiter'
[02:08.78]I’m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot'
[02:11.58]Dont move or ya might get it stuck so f-cking far in your uvula
[02:14.86]You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus'
[02:17.52]Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia
[02:20.59]Now who do ya think is more fruitier'
[02:22.65]Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube
[02:25.06]Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice'
[02:27.03]You should have seen it mother'
[02:28.28]I think i'll put a piece of art on my visa card'
[02:30.77]Then I'll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart
[02:33.39]Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell's
[02:35.49]With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos..
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[02:38.41]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right'
[02:40.77]But its all right' its ok with me'
[02:43.31]I'll do my steps all by myself'
[02:46.04]I don't need nobody to play with me'
[02:48.67]But if you just give me a chance'
[02:50.89]I can put you in a trance the way I dance'
[02:53.31]But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[02:55.68]Taking my ball and going home' hooome'
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[02:59.26]Shady what are you doing chewing on a human'
[03:01.37]Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room
[03:04.88]Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room
[03:07.37]Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon'
[03:10.04]Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon'
[03:12.77]You shouldn't ask what is he doing with that broom'
[03:15.37]You should be glad he didn't leave you full of stab wounds'
[03:18.07]You in a trance' im back doing my dance ooh'
[03:20.69]But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:23.01]And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing
[03:25.68]Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for'
[03:27.67]Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
[03:31.35]Cos I’m scared there's monster's under my bed'
[03:33.94]Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet'
[03:36.22]No wonder my ass is wet my diaper needs to be changed'
[03:39.09]You like graffiti dike' well I can pee pee and write your name'
[03:41.27]
[03:41.77]It feels so wrong cos it feels so right'
[03:44.09]But its all right' its ok with me'
[03:46.34]I'll do my steps all by myself'
[03:49.61]I don't need nobody to play with me'
[03:51.95]But if you just give me a chance'
[03:54.15]I can put you in a trance the way I dance'
[03:56.65]But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
[03:59.04]Taking my ball and going home' hooome
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