I'm Not Gay Lyrics
| Song | I'm Not Gay |
| Artist | J. Pee |
| Album | I'm Not Gay |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
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| [00:06.28] | Yeah,you know who it is. |
| [00:08.68] | Check this shit out man. |
| [00:11.34] | check it out(Here we go) |
| [00:12.14] | Chillin'with my homies at the Home Depot.(Home Depot) |
| [00:14.84] | Buyin'screws and nails,manly sh*t,you know?(you know?!) |
| [00:17.59] | My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?"(He asked me) |
| [00:20.33] | So I said I wanted one right in the ass. |
| [00:25.23] | what? |
| [00:26.64] | I'm not gay. |
| [00:28.03] | I'm not gay. |
| [00:29.20] | It was a joke guys, come on. |
| [00:30.48] | I'm not gay. |
| [00:31.80] | I like vag more than a pornstar scandal. |
| [00:34.36] | But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? |
| [00:37.45] | Playin'tackle football with my homies in the park. |
| [00:40.19] | Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin'dark.(gettin'dark) |
| [00:43.28] | The other team was looking straight scary as sh*t.(Oooo) |
| [00:45.65] | But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it.(He ain't scared) |
| [00:48.70] | He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at |
| [00:51.22] | My priority job was to protect the sack(Okye!) |
| [00:54.28] | So fourth down, he bends over and yells “Hike!” |
| [00:56.83] | So I went and grabbed his balls! |
| [01:01.62] | Uhhh... |
| [01:03.01] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:03.82] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:05.27] | I'm just doing my job, step off! |
| [01:06.96] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:08.41] | It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them.(I wasn't) |
| [01:11.04] | I just care about the safety of your future children.(Godfather) |
| [01:13.72] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:15.66] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:17.29] | Quit telling me that, man |
| [01:18.62] | I'm not gay. |
| [01:19.41] | Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son. |
| [01:22.14] | P.s. I didn't know that you were so well hung. |
| [01:25.32] | Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood.(Holly♂wood.) |
| [01:28.22] | Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay. |
| [01:30.86] | Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like: |
| [01:33.58] | "Damn bitch, you fine!" “ |
| [01:35.89] | ...Fuck. … |
| [01:36.56] | I'm not gay, guys, |
| [01:38.20] | That ain't me! |
| [01:39.62] | I'm just comfortable with my sexuality. |
| [01:41.29] | So I can admit when I see a guy |
| [01:43.98] | ...who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes |
| [01:47.41] | ...and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs |
| [01:49.92] | ...and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves |
| [01:53.15] | ...and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod |
| [01:55.53] | And oh my god, take your pants off! |
| [01:59.05] | .................Umm |
| [02:00.27] | Fuck it. |
| [02:01.73] | I'm so gay! |
| [02:03.19] | I'm fucking gay!! |
| [02:05.17] | I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling"Hey" |
| [02:06.95] | I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt.(That's me) |
| [02:09.51] | And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?"(yeah~) |
| [02:13.13] | I'm gay.(I'm gay!) |
| [02:14.78] | I'm hella gay! |
| [02:15.61] | I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday. |
| [02:18.36] | And normal self expression doesn't suit me, either |
| [02:21.17] | That's why my degree is in musical theater. |
| [02:24.09] | I'm so gay man... |
| [02:26.88] | -Dude! -What? |
| [02:28.94] | Get out of shower! |
| [02:30.09] | Well, use the other bathroom, guys. |
| [02:31.88] | Come on, man, you're taking forever. |
| [02:33.82] | You get in, you wash your body, |
| [02:35.70] | ...you wash your hair, and get out! |
| [02:37.87] | Even shaving doesn't take this long. |
| [02:39.33] | But I'm gay! |
| [02:40.53] | Dude, we're all gay. |
| [02:42.92] | Wait... You guys are gay, too? |
| [02:45.17] | Yeah,man... |
| [02:46.58] | We're even not upset with you because you're gay. |
| [02:48.29] | We're upset with you because you're molesting us. |
| [02:51.31] | Alright, come on, man. It's been like 35 minutes. |
| [02:53.73] | Get out now, or we'll burning your pink socks. |
| [02:58.58] | ...I'm serious. |
| [03:01.27] | Fine, |
| [03:02.85] | Go ahead! |
| ti: | |
| ar: | |
| al: | |
| [00:06.28] | Yeah, you know who it is. |
| [00:08.68] | Check this shit out man. |
| [00:11.34] | check it out Here we go |
| [00:12.14] | Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot. Home Depot |
| [00:14.84] | Buyin' screws and nails, manly sh t, you know? you know?! |
| [00:17.59] | My homie says to me " What kind of drill you want?" He asked me |
| [00:20.33] | So I said I wanted one right in the ass. |
| [00:25.23] | what? |
| [00:26.64] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:28.03] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:29.20] | It was a joke guys, come on. |
| [00:30.48] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:31.80] | I like vag more than a pornstar scandal. |
| [00:34.36] | But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? |
| [00:37.45] | Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park. |
| [00:40.19] | Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark. gettin' dark |
| [00:43.28] | The other team was looking straight scary as sh t. Oooo |
| [00:45.65] | But my quarterback, he ain' t having none of it. He ain' t scared |
| [00:48.70] | He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at |
| [00:51.22] | My priority job was to protect the sack Okye! |
| [00:54.28] | So fourth down, he bends over and yells " Hike!" |
| [00:56.83] | So I went and grabbed his balls! |
| [01:01.62] | Uhhh... |
| [01:03.01] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:03.82] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:05.27] | I' m just doing my job, step off! |
| [01:06.96] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:08.41] | It' s not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them. I wasn' t |
| [01:11.04] | I just care about the safety of your future children. Godfather |
| [01:13.72] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:15.66] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:17.29] | Quit telling me that, man |
| [01:18.62] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:19.41] | Next time I' ll just let your balls get mangled, son. |
| [01:22.14] | P. s. I didn' t know that you were so well hung. |
| [01:25.32] | Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood. Holly wood. |
| [01:28.22] | Wasn' t my idea because I' m not gay. |
| [01:30.86] | Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like: |
| [01:33.58] | " Damn bitch, you fine!" " |
| [01:35.89] | ... Fuck. |
| [01:36.56] | I' m not gay, guys, |
| [01:38.20] | That ain' t me! |
| [01:39.62] | I' m just comfortable with my sexuality. |
| [01:41.29] | So I can admit when I see a guy |
| [01:43.98] | ... who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes |
| [01:47.41] | ... and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs |
| [01:49.92] | ... and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves |
| [01:53.15] | ... and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod |
| [01:55.53] | And oh my god, take your pants off! |
| [01:59.05] | ................. Umm |
| [02:00.27] | Fuck it. |
| [02:01.73] | I' m so gay! |
| [02:03.19] | I' m fucking gay!! |
| [02:05.17] | I' m the dude wearing nail polish yelling" Hey" |
| [02:06.95] | I' m the dude at the party who' ll grab your butt. That' s me |
| [02:09.51] | And when you turn around and look at me I' ll be like " What?" yeah |
| [02:13.13] | I' m gay. I' m gay! |
| [02:14.78] | I' m hella gay! |
| [02:15.61] | I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday. |
| [02:18.36] | And normal self expression doesn' t suit me, either |
| [02:21.17] | That' s why my degree is in musical theater. |
| [02:24.09] | I' m so gay man... |
| [02:26.88] | Dude! What? |
| [02:28.94] | Get out of shower! |
| [02:30.09] | Well, use the other bathroom, guys. |
| [02:31.88] | Come on, man, you' re taking forever. |
| [02:33.82] | You get in, you wash your body, |
| [02:35.70] | ... you wash your hair, and get out! |
| [02:37.87] | Even shaving doesn' t take this long. |
| [02:39.33] | But I' m gay! |
| [02:40.53] | Dude, we' re all gay. |
| [02:42.92] | Wait... You guys are gay, too? |
| [02:45.17] | Yeah, man... |
| [02:46.58] | We' re even not upset with you because you' re gay. |
| [02:48.29] | We' re upset with you because you' re molesting us. |
| [02:51.31] | Alright, come on, man. It' s been like 35 minutes. |
| [02:53.73] | Get out now, or we' ll burning your pink socks. |
| [02:58.58] | ... I' m serious. |
| [03:01.27] | Fine, |
| [03:02.85] | Go ahead! |
| ti: | |
| ar: | |
| al: | |
| [00:06.28] | Yeah, you know who it is. |
| [00:08.68] | Check this shit out man. |
| [00:11.34] | check it out Here we go |
| [00:12.14] | Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot. Home Depot |
| [00:14.84] | Buyin' screws and nails, manly sh t, you know? you know?! |
| [00:17.59] | My homie says to me " What kind of drill you want?" He asked me |
| [00:20.33] | So I said I wanted one right in the ass. |
| [00:25.23] | what? |
| [00:26.64] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:28.03] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:29.20] | It was a joke guys, come on. |
| [00:30.48] | I' m not gay. |
| [00:31.80] | I like vag more than a pornstar scandal. |
| [00:34.36] | But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle? |
| [00:37.45] | Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park. |
| [00:40.19] | Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark. gettin' dark |
| [00:43.28] | The other team was looking straight scary as sh t. Oooo |
| [00:45.65] | But my quarterback, he ain' t having none of it. He ain' t scared |
| [00:48.70] | He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at |
| [00:51.22] | My priority job was to protect the sack Okye! |
| [00:54.28] | So fourth down, he bends over and yells " Hike!" |
| [00:56.83] | So I went and grabbed his balls! |
| [01:01.62] | Uhhh... |
| [01:03.01] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:03.82] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:05.27] | I' m just doing my job, step off! |
| [01:06.96] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:08.41] | It' s not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them. I wasn' t |
| [01:11.04] | I just care about the safety of your future children. Godfather |
| [01:13.72] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:15.66] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:17.29] | Quit telling me that, man |
| [01:18.62] | I' m not gay. |
| [01:19.41] | Next time I' ll just let your balls get mangled, son. |
| [01:22.14] | P. s. I didn' t know that you were so well hung. |
| [01:25.32] | Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood. Holly wood. |
| [01:28.22] | Wasn' t my idea because I' m not gay. |
| [01:30.86] | Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like: |
| [01:33.58] | " Damn bitch, you fine!" " |
| [01:35.89] | ... Fuck. |
| [01:36.56] | I' m not gay, guys, |
| [01:38.20] | That ain' t me! |
| [01:39.62] | I' m just comfortable with my sexuality. |
| [01:41.29] | So I can admit when I see a guy |
| [01:43.98] | ... who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes |
| [01:47.41] | ... and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs |
| [01:49.92] | ... and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves |
| [01:53.15] | ... and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod |
| [01:55.53] | And oh my god, take your pants off! |
| [01:59.05] | ................. Umm |
| [02:00.27] | Fuck it. |
| [02:01.73] | I' m so gay! |
| [02:03.19] | I' m fucking gay!! |
| [02:05.17] | I' m the dude wearing nail polish yelling" Hey" |
| [02:06.95] | I' m the dude at the party who' ll grab your butt. That' s me |
| [02:09.51] | And when you turn around and look at me I' ll be like " What?" yeah |
| [02:13.13] | I' m gay. I' m gay! |
| [02:14.78] | I' m hella gay! |
| [02:15.61] | I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday. |
| [02:18.36] | And normal self expression doesn' t suit me, either |
| [02:21.17] | That' s why my degree is in musical theater. |
| [02:24.09] | I' m so gay man... |
| [02:26.88] | Dude! What? |
| [02:28.94] | Get out of shower! |
| [02:30.09] | Well, use the other bathroom, guys. |
| [02:31.88] | Come on, man, you' re taking forever. |
| [02:33.82] | You get in, you wash your body, |
| [02:35.70] | ... you wash your hair, and get out! |
| [02:37.87] | Even shaving doesn' t take this long. |
| [02:39.33] | But I' m gay! |
| [02:40.53] | Dude, we' re all gay. |
| [02:42.92] | Wait... You guys are gay, too? |
| [02:45.17] | Yeah, man... |
| [02:46.58] | We' re even not upset with you because you' re gay. |
| [02:48.29] | We' re upset with you because you' re molesting us. |
| [02:51.31] | Alright, come on, man. It' s been like 35 minutes. |
| [02:53.73] | Get out now, or we' ll burning your pink socks. |
| [02:58.58] | ... I' m serious. |
| [03:01.27] | Fine, |
| [03:02.85] | Go ahead! |
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