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[00:06.28]Yeah,you know who it is.
[00:08.68]Check this shit out man.
[00:11.34]check it out(Here we go)
[00:12.14]Chillin'with my homies at the Home Depot.(Home Depot)
[00:14.84]Buyin'screws and nails,manly sh*t,you know?(you know?!)
[00:17.59]My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?"(He asked me)
[00:20.33]So I said I wanted one right in the ass.
[00:25.23]what?
[00:26.64]I'm not gay.
[00:28.03]I'm not gay.
[00:29.20]It was a joke guys, come on.
[00:30.48]I'm not gay.
[00:31.80]I like vag more than a pornstar scandal.
[00:34.36]But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?
[00:37.45]Playin'tackle football with my homies in the park.
[00:40.19]Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin'dark.(gettin'dark)
[00:43.28]The other team was looking straight scary as sh*t.(Oooo)
[00:45.65]But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it.(He ain't scared)
[00:48.70]He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
[00:51.22]My priority job was to protect the sack(Okye!)
[00:54.28]So fourth down, he bends over and yells “Hike!”
[00:56.83]So I went and grabbed his balls!
[01:01.62]Uhhh...
[01:03.01]I'm not gay.
[01:03.82]I'm not gay.
[01:05.27]I'm just doing my job, step off!
[01:06.96]I'm not gay.
[01:08.41]It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them.(I wasn't)
[01:11.04]I just care about the safety of your future children.(Godfather)
[01:13.72]I'm not gay.
[01:15.66]I'm not gay.
[01:17.29]Quit telling me that, man
[01:18.62]I'm not gay.
[01:19.41]Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son.
[01:22.14]P.s. I didn't know that you were so well hung.
[01:25.32]Strollin' with my homies in West Hollywood.(Holly♂wood.)
[01:28.22]Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay.
[01:30.86]Dude walks by me with his shirt off, and I was like:
[01:33.58]"Damn bitch, you fine!" “
[01:35.89]...Fuck. …
[01:36.56]I'm not gay, guys,
[01:38.20]That ain't me!
[01:39.62]I'm just comfortable with my sexuality.
[01:41.29]So I can admit when I see a guy
[01:43.98]...who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
[01:47.41]...and a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
[01:49.92]...and the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves
[01:53.15]...and those bulging quads, and the perfect bod
[01:55.53]And oh my god, take your pants off!
[01:59.05].................Umm
[02:00.27]Fuck it.
[02:01.73]I'm so gay!
[02:03.19]I'm fucking gay!!
[02:05.17]I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling"Hey"
[02:06.95]I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt.(That's me)
[02:09.51]And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?"(yeah~)
[02:13.13]I'm gay.(I'm gay!)
[02:14.78]I'm hella gay!
[02:15.61]I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday.
[02:18.36]And normal self expression doesn't suit me, either
[02:21.17]That's why my degree is in musical theater.
[02:24.09]I'm so gay man...
[02:26.88]-Dude! -What?
[02:28.94]Get out of shower!
[02:30.09]Well, use the other bathroom, guys.
[02:31.88]Come on, man, you're taking forever.
[02:33.82]You get in, you wash your body,
[02:35.70]...you wash your hair, and get out!
[02:37.87]Even shaving doesn't take this long.
[02:39.33]But I'm gay!
[02:40.53]Dude, we're all gay.
[02:42.92]Wait... You guys are gay, too?
[02:45.17]Yeah,man...
[02:46.58]We're even not upset with you because you're gay.
[02:48.29]We're upset with you because you're molesting us.
[02:51.31]Alright, come on, man. It's been like 35 minutes.
[02:53.73]Get out now, or we'll burning your pink socks.
[02:58.58]...I'm serious.
[03:01.27]Fine,
[03:02.85]Go ahead!