| Song | The Best Jewel Thief In The World |
| Artist | Prefab Sprout |
| Album | 20 Jahre Rolling Stone |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Masked and dressed in black | |
| You scramble over rooftops | |
| Carrying a bag, a bag marked swag | |
| You’re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Vigilance is lax | |
| Security complacent | |
| Adjacent to the gem, a diadem of pearl | |
| Is the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| The rooftops are for dreamers | |
| You strike and then return Lucerne–Heathrow | |
| The best jewel thief in the world | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those losers know? | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those assholes know? | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Buddhist boy and let it go | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Catholic boy and let it go | |
| You’re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Sirens moan and drone and groan | |
| But Interpol can’t catch you | |
| The cameras always show a screen of snow | |
| Ergo, you’re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those losers know? | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those assholes know? | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Buddhist boy and let it go | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Catholic boy and let it go | |
| You’re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Nimble as a cat | |
| They hope your luck deserts you | |
| They’re sharpening their knives, but you have nine lives | |
| You’re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| You’re the best jewel thief in the world |
| Masked and dressed in black | |
| You scramble over rooftops | |
| Carrying a bag, a bag marked swag | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Vigilance is lax | |
| Security complacent | |
| Adjacent to the gem, a diadem of pearl | |
| Is the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| The rooftops are for dreamers | |
| You strike and then return Lucerne Heathrow | |
| The best jewel thief in the world | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those losers know? | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those assholes know? | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Buddhist boy and let it go | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Catholic boy and let it go | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Sirens moan and drone and groan | |
| But Interpol can' t catch you | |
| The cameras always show a screen of snow | |
| Ergo, you' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those losers know? | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those assholes know? | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Buddhist boy and let it go | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Catholic boy and let it go | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Nimble as a cat | |
| They hope your luck deserts you | |
| They' re sharpening their knives, but you have nine lives | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world |
| Masked and dressed in black | |
| You scramble over rooftops | |
| Carrying a bag, a bag marked swag | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Vigilance is lax | |
| Security complacent | |
| Adjacent to the gem, a diadem of pearl | |
| Is the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| The rooftops are for dreamers | |
| You strike and then return Lucerne Heathrow | |
| The best jewel thief in the world | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those losers know? | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those assholes know? | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Buddhist boy and let it go | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Catholic boy and let it go | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Sirens moan and drone and groan | |
| But Interpol can' t catch you | |
| The cameras always show a screen of snow | |
| Ergo, you' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those losers know? | |
| Down below, down below | |
| What do any of those assholes know? | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Buddhist boy and let it go | |
| Even so, even so | |
| Be a Catholic boy and let it go | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Nimble as a cat | |
| They hope your luck deserts you | |
| They' re sharpening their knives, but you have nine lives | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| Watch your legend grow | |
| You' re the best jewel thief in the world |