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I was tired of my lady, |
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we'd been together too long |
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Like a worn-out recording, |
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of a favorite song |
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So while she lay there sleeping, |
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I read the paper in bed |
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And in the personals column, |
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there was this letter I read |
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"If you like Pina Coladas, |
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and getting caught in the rain |
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If you're not into yoga, |
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if you have half-a-brain |
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If you like making love at midnight, |
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in the dunes of the cape |
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I'm the love that you've looked for, |
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write to me, and escape" |
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I didn't think about my lady, |
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I know that sounds kind of mean |
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But me and my old lady, |
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had fallen into the same old dull routine |
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So I wrote to the paper, |
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took out a personal ad |
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And though I'm nobody's poet, |
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I thought it wasn't half-bad |
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"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, |
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and getting caught in the rain |
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I'm not much into health food, |
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I am into champagne |
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I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, |
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and cut through all this red tape |
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At a bar called O'Malley's, |
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where we'll plan our escape" |
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So I waited with high hopes, |
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then she walked in the place |
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I knew her smile in an instant, |
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I knew the curve of her face |
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It was my own lovely lady, |
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and she said, "Oh, it's you" |
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And we laughed for a moment, |
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and I said, "I never knew" |
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"That you liked Pina Coladas, |
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and getting caught in the rain |
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And the feel of the ocean, |
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and the taste of champagne |
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If you like making love at midnight, |
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in the dunes of the cape |
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You're the love that I've looked for, |
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come with me, and escape" |
| [03:40.380] |
"If you like Pina Coladas, |
| [03:43.940] |
and getting caught in the rain |
| [03:47.400] |
If you're not into yoga, |
| [03:50.850] |
if you have half-a-brain |
| [03:54.130] |
If you like making love at midnight, |
| [03:57.660] |
in the dunes of the cape |
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You're the love that I've looked for, |
| [04:04.450] |
come with me, and escape" |
| [04:07.680] |
"If you like Pina Coladas, |
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and getting caught in the rain |
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I'm not much into health food, |
| [04:17.900] |
I am into champagne |
| [04:21.420] |
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, |
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and cut through all this red tape |