[00:14.570]I was tired of my lady,
[00:17.770]we'd been together too long
[00:21.300]Like a worn-out recording,
[00:24.730]of a favorite song
[00:27.970]So while she lay there sleeping,
[00:31.470]I read the paper in bed
[00:34.940]And in the personals column,
[00:38.370]there was this letter I read
[00:41.780]"If you like Pina Coladas,
[00:45.430]and getting caught in the rain
[00:48.890]If you're not into yoga,
[00:52.350]if you have half-a-brain
[00:55.710]If you like making love at midnight,
[00:59.330]in the dunes of the cape
[01:02.630]I'm the love that you've looked for,
[01:06.120]write to me, and escape"
[01:23.130]I didn't think about my lady,
[01:26.610]I know that sounds kind of mean
[01:29.940]But me and my old lady,
[01:33.450]had fallen into the same old dull routine
[01:37.000]So I wrote to the paper,
[01:40.230]took out a personal ad
[01:43.660]And though I'm nobody's poet,
[01:47.070]I thought it wasn't half-bad
[01:50.520]"Yes, I like Pina Coladas,
[01:54.090]and getting caught in the rain
[01:57.520]I'm not much into health food,
[02:00.940]I am into champagne
[02:04.310]I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon,
[02:07.840]and cut through all this red tape
[02:11.320]At a bar called O'Malley's,
[02:14.760]where we'll plan our escape"
[02:31.850]So I waited with high hopes,
[02:35.360]then she walked in the place
[02:38.570]I knew her smile in an instant,
[02:42.100]I knew the curve of her face
[02:45.520]It was my own lovely lady,
[02:48.910]and she said, "Oh, it's you"
[02:52.100]And we laughed for a moment,
[02:55.750]and I said, "I never knew"
[02:59.220]"That you liked Pina Coladas,
[03:02.710]and getting caught in the rain
[03:06.270]And the feel of the ocean,
[03:09.720]and the taste of champagne
[03:12.990]If you like making love at midnight,
[03:16.570]in the dunes of the cape
[03:19.910]You're the love that I've looked for,
[03:23.350]come with me, and escape"
[03:40.380]"If you like Pina Coladas,
[03:43.940]and getting caught in the rain
[03:47.400]If you're not into yoga,
[03:50.850]if you have half-a-brain
[03:54.130]If you like making love at midnight,
[03:57.660]in the dunes of the cape
[04:01.060]You're the love that I've looked for,
[04:04.450]come with me, and escape"
[04:07.680]"If you like Pina Coladas,
[04:11.270]and getting caught in the rain
[04:14.670]I'm not much into health food,
[04:17.900]I am into champagne
[04:21.420]I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon,
[04:25.090]and cut through all this red tape