| [00:14.35] | Turn my mic up |
| [00:16.11] | Turn my mic up |
| [00:17.71] | (Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nigga |
| [00:20.26] | (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down nigga |
| [00:22.81] | (Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nigga |
| [00:25.41] | (Steady on the left) **** it, blackout niggas! |
| [00:28.05] | Oh my lord, lower the casket down |
| [00:30.83] | Sprinkle the ash, or get your ass kicked, pow! |
| [00:33.48] | Frown while I shit on your crown, skip town |
| [00:36.10] | Grounds zero, shapiro the king cash cow |
| [00:38.67] | Do I make 'em say 'Wow!', strip, ow, bow |
| [00:42.03] | I sit with the pound, click, pow |
| [00:44.49] | Blow, click, click, pow, click, pow |
| [00:46.63] | Stop traffic dropping them classics, flip now |
| [00:49.13] | Bitches I’m making them skip with thou |
| [00:52.19] | Art, you don’t really want start when I growl |
| [00:54.33] | (rawr, rawr, rawr) let me come and mop up the knock offs |
| [00:57.68] | When I pop off I never stop, cause |
| [01:00.20] | When we do come through, you better lock doors (PAUSE) |
| [01:02.95] | The wolves wanna eat, peep how they lockjaws |
| [01:05.35] | No need to cook up the coke, you see me cop raw |
| [01:07.94] | And if you ain’t have enough |
| [01:09.37] | What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fahrvergnügen **** is going on? |
| [01:13.03] | Back with the B.A barrackus callous |
| [01:14.84] | bang on another song I’mma have these niggas nervous |
| [01:17.19] | And clipping they nails and dribbling and witness them |
| [01:19.31] | Nibble them like sunflower seed shells |
| [01:20.97] | Set these scales got my weight up heavy like three whales |
| [01:23.26] | And I shit on these males ‘til it's stinkin' fouler than a weed smell |
| [01:25.92] | Nigga your tree fell |
| [01:26.92] | See how they Twitter, Facebook and Instagramming a email |
| [01:29.95] | Talking, I’m sick and I got them shook and I bang em at retail |
| [01:32.45] | Until they cripple, see I cook like I’m slanging a weed sale |
| [01:34.81] | Until I triple bread and whoop ‘em and drag 'em like females (gasp) |
| [01:38.03] | Oh see well, these niggas already know |
| [01:40.60] | The way that I **** shit up, minus the details |
| [01:41.82] | The case is shut |
| [01:43.02] | Your bitch remind me of my replacement butt kind of an ancient slut |
| [01:45.68] | It's going down like she was a basement **** |
| [01:47.11] | Swell up this shit like I’m sticking steaks in they gut |
| [01:49.11] | So gracefully and graciously, I painfully wake niggas up |
| [01:51.75] | Ragdolling these niggas and attack them like apes in the cut |
| [01:54.34] | I’m waiting for the taking while I break niggas neck like a bracelet |
| [01:57.08] | **** |
| [01:57.21] | It’s kinda like me having a case in the truck |
| [01:59.54] | And drinking ‘til I’m blasted harassing |
| [02:00.65] | and erase a nigga (crunk) keeping 'em over |
| [02:02.47] | Keeping 'em up and blacking until I’m leaving ‘em stuck |
| [02:04.76] | I got ‘em happier than a child in a park chasing a duck |
| [02:07.39] | While I’m chasing a buck these funny niggas be chasing they luck |
| [02:09.97] | I be lacing them up like boots |
| [02:11.33] | when I’m pushing they face in the mud (ahh) |
| [02:12.65] | Missiles I fling while I spit live wire |
| [02:15.01] | ‘Til this shit circling back around |
| [02:16.51] | With more fire for me to melt the break a brick surfacing back a sound |
| [02:19.15] | While I'm lighting up shit that'll cause quick |
| [02:20.56] | Worship and gatheraround, it's |
| [02:21.94] | Certain this shit'll splatter cliques painful and make ‘em scatter |
| [02:23.96] | Shameful the way I shatter, split shit apart, it doesn't matter (rip) |
| [02:27.13] | Your head up off your shoulders (with) bullets bigger than a boulder |
| [02:29.78] | And they break ‘em and they know us, classic |
| [02:31.32] | And the way it’s going you could easily get your ass kicked |
| [02:33.46] | See, me and Shady together we’re crazy |
| [02:35.78] | Like baking a vomit and a rabies cake like a pastry bitch |
| [02:38.33] | (We that sick) |
| [02:39.82] | Like I'm from Haiti, I’m suggesting you pay me |
| [02:41.04] | Don’t make me wanna spazz (Alalala) |
| [02:42.55] | Like I’m a crazy Israeli, bastards |
| [02:44.49] | While I bite the beat up and I'm starting to heat up, yack |
| [02:46.52] | I’m chopping your foot off, now it’s mine |
| [02:47.92] | And I’m putting my feet up, black |
| [02:49.22] | Back to the hood and off to the wild |
| [02:51.22] | And I’m hoping you protect your child |
| [02:51.84] | And I been blacking out so long niggas is asking if the hook had died |
| [02:54.45] | Naw, but the beat is fried! |
| [03:15.25] | Apparently there's a light contagiousness to this tirade |
| [03:17.85] | It just might make you sick |
| [03:18.96] | So irate with this my brain is just like a ****ing fried egg |
| [03:20.50] | Is my mind scrambled? Cause I'm lit |
| [03:22.12] | Narrow minded, but go through such a wide range of this emotion |
| [03:24.41] | That my rage has gotta squeeze through it sideways |
| [03:26.24] | I just pulled up in Clive Davis' driveway |
| [03:28.19] | With his personal memoir saying he's bi |
| [03:30.31] | Waving a nine, a picket sign, egging his ride |
| [03:32.09] | Making him cry "rape" then arrive naked |
| [03:33.51] | And drive straight through the gay pride parade, yippee-Ki-Yay |
| [03:36.10] | Cause here I - wait, did the world just pee on my leg? |
| [03:38.57] | And should I take it as a sign? |
| [03:40.00] | Maybe to take 'em back into time (Shady) |
| [03:41.53] | I stuck out like a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger |
| [03:43.80] | To take the attention away from my stinking face it was bringing |
| [03:46.44] | Changed the whole complexion of the game |
| [03:47.84] | But just in case you was thinking |
| [03:49.26] | An inkling of replacing the kingpin |
| [03:50.60] | Of crazy, you're wasting your ink then |
| [03:51.90] | So if this is any indication of what you may be facing |
| [03:54.76] | You better make a distinction cause you fake imitations |
| [03:57.00] | Are leaving a bad taste, **** making a bad impression |
| [03:59.56] | That's the worst impersonation I've ever seen and |
| [04:01.99] | Who raps nasally, eyes hazelly, rhymes crazily |
| [04:03.41] | But sounds like he may need some Flonase when he's speaking? |
| [04:06.86] | What kind of stupid question is that? |
| [04:08.33] | Hey Mrs. Abraham Lincoln |
| [04:09.75] | Other than your husband's ****ing brains that were leaking |
| [04:11.51] | How'd you think that play was this weekend? |
| [04:12.97] | You ain't the real Slim Shady, sit your ass down faggot |
| [04:15.69] | See me on a ballot? I'm running for class clown |
| [04:18.27] | Rich Democrat, bitch, so I'm just a candidate |
| [04:20.38] | To come **** up the whole party |
| [04:21.59] | Me and Flipmode starting a campaign |
| [04:23.21] | To have every campus on a ****ing rampage |
| [04:24.60] | Act my goddamn age? I am eight |
| [04:27.54] | So let's get smashed and wake up the next day with the room trashed |
| [04:30.27] | covered in Band-Aids |
| [04:31.04] | Glass ashtray smashed, champagne splashed on the lampshades |
| [04:33.65] | But this ain't up for debate, this is undebatable |
| [04:36.17] | Shady for president, ho |
| [04:37.41] | Don't make me go take it back to the days of old |
| [04:39.30] | Where Sway & Tech radio when I was taking so much NoDoz and LSD |
| [04:42.58] | I almost fell asleep on the wake up show |
| [04:44.07] | **** you telling me, fools? |
| [04:45.62] | I was rippin' shop raisin' hell up in Drew's |
| [04:46.99] | When Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs |
| [04:49.72] | Me and Bus put it down like a sick pet |
| [04:51.63] | You're ****ing with vets dawg, ****ing internet bloggers |
| [04:53.87] | "I sit in front of my computer all day and comment on |
| [04:55.52] | Everything, I'm an expert on everything |
| [04:58.30] | everything sucks, play the next song" |
| [05:00.04] | Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop, you idiot prick |
| [05:02.28] | With Biggie and kicked the living shit out you |
| [05:04.70] | I'd be dead wrong |
| [05:06.11] | Son of God I'm the S.O.G. like a wet log |
| [05:07.32] | pores never get clogged |
| [05:08.82] | I'm so full of self-esteem that I sweat fog |
| [05:10.07] | Yes, yes y’all, steady on the left, y’all |
| [05:13.44] | Step off 'forr you get stepped on, soft? |
| [05:15.22] | Bout as commercial as my ****ing Lear jet |
| [05:16.82] | Jealously’ll get you as green as a Chia Pet |
| [05:19.41] | I can see that you’re visibly upset, dawg |
| [05:21.28] | Alert, alert, girl, alert |
| [05:22.89] | Once you enter in my house of pain, you're in a world of hurt, so |
| [05:25.61] | Jump around, jump, jump, get that ass shaking |
| [05:28.11] | Jump around, jump, came to hit you with a fan favorite |
| [05:30.85] | But if you too fly for coach better get them arms |
| [05:33.66] | and freaking hands flailing |
| [05:33.57] | And jump like Van Halen, and pray for a damn tailwind |
| [05:36.20] | More afraid of success than I am of failure |
| [05:39.24] | So what does that tell ya? |
| [05:40.65] | That on a grand scale I don’t give a **** about nothing |
| [05:43.11] | Like Stan mailing his last piece of fan mail |
| [05:44.01] | Before he ran straight into the damn railing |
| [05:45.75] | Chill, man, chill |
| [05:48.82] | Check The Annotated Cover Art Here! |
| [00:14.35] | Turn my mic up |
| [00:16.11] | Turn my mic up |
| [00:17.71] | Steady on the right Ayo, calm down nigga |
| [00:20.26] | Steady on the left Ayo, calm down nigga |
| [00:22.81] | Steady on the right Ayo, calm down nigga |
| [00:25.41] | Steady on the left it, blackout niggas! |
| [00:28.05] | Oh my lord, lower the casket down |
| [00:30.83] | Sprinkle the ash, or get your ass kicked, pow! |
| [00:33.48] | Frown while I shit on your crown, skip town |
| [00:36.10] | Grounds zero, shapiro the king cash cow |
| [00:38.67] | Do I make ' em say ' Wow!', strip, ow, bow |
| [00:42.03] | I sit with the pound, click, pow |
| [00:44.49] | Blow, click, click, pow, click, pow |
| [00:46.63] | Stop traffic dropping them classics, flip now |
| [00:49.13] | Bitches I' m making them skip with thou |
| [00:52.19] | Art, you don' t really want start when I growl |
| [00:54.33] | rawr, rawr, rawr let me come and mop up the knock offs |
| [00:57.68] | When I pop off I never stop, cause |
| [01:00.20] | When we do come through, you better lock doors PAUSE |
| [01:02.95] | The wolves wanna eat, peep how they lockjaws |
| [01:05.35] | No need to cook up the coke, you see me cop raw |
| [01:07.94] | And if you ain' t have enough |
| [01:09.37] | What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fahrvergnü gen is going on? |
| [01:13.03] | Back with the B. A barrackus callous |
| [01:14.84] | bang on another song I' mma have these niggas nervous |
| [01:17.19] | And clipping they nails and dribbling and witness them |
| [01:19.31] | Nibble them like sunflower seed shells |
| [01:20.97] | Set these scales got my weight up heavy like three whales |
| [01:23.26] | And I shit on these males ' til it' s stinkin' fouler than a weed smell |
| [01:25.92] | Nigga your tree fell |
| [01:26.92] | See how they Twitter, Facebook and Instagramming a email |
| [01:29.95] | Talking, I' m sick and I got them shook and I bang em at retail |
| [01:32.45] | Until they cripple, see I cook like I' m slanging a weed sale |
| [01:34.81] | Until I triple bread and whoop ' em and drag ' em like females gasp |
| [01:38.03] | Oh see well, these niggas already know |
| [01:40.60] | The way that I shit up, minus the details |
| [01:41.82] | The case is shut |
| [01:43.02] | Your bitch remind me of my replacement butt kind of an ancient slut |
| [01:45.68] | It' s going down like she was a basement |
| [01:47.11] | Swell up this shit like I' m sticking steaks in they gut |
| [01:49.11] | So gracefully and graciously, I painfully wake niggas up |
| [01:51.75] | Ragdolling these niggas and attack them like apes in the cut |
| [01:54.34] | I' m waiting for the taking while I break niggas neck like a bracelet |
| [01:57.08] | |
| [01:57.21] | It' s kinda like me having a case in the truck |
| [01:59.54] | And drinking ' til I' m blasted harassing |
| [02:00.65] | and erase a nigga crunk keeping ' em over |
| [02:02.47] | Keeping ' em up and blacking until I' m leaving ' em stuck |
| [02:04.76] | I got ' em happier than a child in a park chasing a duck |
| [02:07.39] | While I' m chasing a buck these funny niggas be chasing they luck |
| [02:09.97] | I be lacing them up like boots |
| [02:11.33] | when I' m pushing they face in the mud ahh |
| [02:12.65] | Missiles I fling while I spit live wire |
| [02:15.01] | ' Til this shit circling back around |
| [02:16.51] | With more fire for me to melt the break a brick surfacing back a sound |
| [02:19.15] | While I' m lighting up shit that' ll cause quick |
| [02:20.56] | Worship and gatheraround, it' s |
| [02:21.94] | Certain this shit' ll splatter cliques painful and make ' em scatter |
| [02:23.96] | Shameful the way I shatter, split shit apart, it doesn' t matter rip |
| [02:27.13] | Your head up off your shoulders with bullets bigger than a boulder |
| [02:29.78] | And they break ' em and they know us, classic |
| [02:31.32] | And the way it' s going you could easily get your ass kicked |
| [02:33.46] | See, me and Shady together we' re crazy |
| [02:35.78] | Like baking a vomit and a rabies cake like a pastry bitch |
| [02:38.33] | We that sick |
| [02:39.82] | Like I' m from Haiti, I' m suggesting you pay me |
| [02:41.04] | Don' t make me wanna spazz Alalala |
| [02:42.55] | Like I' m a crazy Israeli, bastards |
| [02:44.49] | While I bite the beat up and I' m starting to heat up, yack |
| [02:46.52] | I' m chopping your foot off, now it' s mine |
| [02:47.92] | And I' m putting my feet up, black |
| [02:49.22] | Back to the hood and off to the wild |
| [02:51.22] | And I' m hoping you protect your child |
| [02:51.84] | And I been blacking out so long niggas is asking if the hook had died |
| [02:54.45] | Naw, but the beat is fried! |
| [03:15.25] | Apparently there' s a light contagiousness to this tirade |
| [03:17.85] | It just might make you sick |
| [03:18.96] | So irate with this my brain is just like a ing fried egg |
| [03:20.50] | Is my mind scrambled? Cause I' m lit |
| [03:22.12] | Narrow minded, but go through such a wide range of this emotion |
| [03:24.41] | That my rage has gotta squeeze through it sideways |
| [03:26.24] | I just pulled up in Clive Davis' driveway |
| [03:28.19] | With his personal memoir saying he' s bi |
| [03:30.31] | Waving a nine, a picket sign, egging his ride |
| [03:32.09] | Making him cry " rape" then arrive naked |
| [03:33.51] | And drive straight through the gay pride parade, yippeeKiYay |
| [03:36.10] | Cause here I wait, did the world just pee on my leg? |
| [03:38.57] | And should I take it as a sign? |
| [03:40.00] | Maybe to take ' em back into time Shady |
| [03:41.53] | I stuck out like a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger |
| [03:43.80] | To take the attention away from my stinking face it was bringing |
| [03:46.44] | Changed the whole complexion of the game |
| [03:47.84] | But just in case you was thinking |
| [03:49.26] | An inkling of replacing the kingpin |
| [03:50.60] | Of crazy, you' re wasting your ink then |
| [03:51.90] | So if this is any indication of what you may be facing |
| [03:54.76] | You better make a distinction cause you fake imitations |
| [03:57.00] | Are leaving a bad taste, making a bad impression |
| [03:59.56] | That' s the worst impersonation I' ve ever seen and |
| [04:01.99] | Who raps nasally, eyes hazelly, rhymes crazily |
| [04:03.41] | But sounds like he may need some Flonase when he' s speaking? |
| [04:06.86] | What kind of stupid question is that? |
| [04:08.33] | Hey Mrs. Abraham Lincoln |
| [04:09.75] | Other than your husband' s ing brains that were leaking |
| [04:11.51] | How' d you think that play was this weekend? |
| [04:12.97] | You ain' t the real Slim Shady, sit your ass down faggot |
| [04:15.69] | See me on a ballot? I' m running for class clown |
| [04:18.27] | Rich Democrat, bitch, so I' m just a candidate |
| [04:20.38] | To come up the whole party |
| [04:21.59] | Me and Flipmode starting a campaign |
| [04:23.21] | To have every campus on a ing rampage |
| [04:24.60] | Act my goddamn age? I am eight |
| [04:27.54] | So let' s get smashed and wake up the next day with the room trashed |
| [04:30.27] | covered in BandAids |
| [04:31.04] | Glass ashtray smashed, champagne splashed on the lampshades |
| [04:33.65] | But this ain' t up for debate, this is undebatable |
| [04:36.17] | Shady for president, ho |
| [04:37.41] | Don' t make me go take it back to the days of old |
| [04:39.30] | Where Sway Tech radio when I was taking so much NoDoz and LSD |
| [04:42.58] | I almost fell asleep on the wake up show |
| [04:44.07] | you telling me, fools? |
| [04:45.62] | I was rippin' shop raisin' hell up in Drew' s |
| [04:46.99] | When Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs |
| [04:49.72] | Me and Bus put it down like a sick pet |
| [04:51.63] | You' re ing with vets dawg, ing internet bloggers |
| [04:53.87] | " I sit in front of my computer all day and comment on |
| [04:55.52] | Everything, I' m an expert on everything |
| [04:58.30] | everything sucks, play the next song" |
| [05:00.04] | Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop, you idiot prick |
| [05:02.28] | With Biggie and kicked the living shit out you |
| [05:04.70] | I' d be dead wrong |
| [05:06.11] | Son of God I' m the S. O. G. like a wet log |
| [05:07.32] | pores never get clogged |
| [05:08.82] | I' m so full of selfesteem that I sweat fog |
| [05:10.07] | Yes, yes y' all, steady on the left, y' all |
| [05:13.44] | Step off ' forr you get stepped on, soft? |
| [05:15.22] | Bout as commercial as my ing Lear jet |
| [05:16.82] | Jealously' ll get you as green as a Chia Pet |
| [05:19.41] | I can see that you' re visibly upset, dawg |
| [05:21.28] | Alert, alert, girl, alert |
| [05:22.89] | Once you enter in my house of pain, you' re in a world of hurt, so |
| [05:25.61] | Jump around, jump, jump, get that ass shaking |
| [05:28.11] | Jump around, jump, came to hit you with a fan favorite |
| [05:30.85] | But if you too fly for coach better get them arms |
| [05:33.66] | and freaking hands flailing |
| [05:33.57] | And jump like Van Halen, and pray for a damn tailwind |
| [05:36.20] | More afraid of success than I am of failure |
| [05:39.24] | So what does that tell ya? |
| [05:40.65] | That on a grand scale I don' t give a about nothing |
| [05:43.11] | Like Stan mailing his last piece of fan mail |
| [05:44.01] | Before he ran straight into the damn railing |
| [05:45.75] | Chill, man, chill |
| [05:48.82] | Check The Annotated Cover Art Here! |
| [00:14.35] | Turn my mic up |
| [00:16.11] | Turn my mic up |
| [00:17.71] | Steady on the right Ayo, calm down nigga |
| [00:20.26] | Steady on the left Ayo, calm down nigga |
| [00:22.81] | Steady on the right Ayo, calm down nigga |
| [00:25.41] | Steady on the left it, blackout niggas! |
| [00:28.05] | Oh my lord, lower the casket down |
| [00:30.83] | Sprinkle the ash, or get your ass kicked, pow! |
| [00:33.48] | Frown while I shit on your crown, skip town |
| [00:36.10] | Grounds zero, shapiro the king cash cow |
| [00:38.67] | Do I make ' em say ' Wow!', strip, ow, bow |
| [00:42.03] | I sit with the pound, click, pow |
| [00:44.49] | Blow, click, click, pow, click, pow |
| [00:46.63] | Stop traffic dropping them classics, flip now |
| [00:49.13] | Bitches I' m making them skip with thou |
| [00:52.19] | Art, you don' t really want start when I growl |
| [00:54.33] | rawr, rawr, rawr let me come and mop up the knock offs |
| [00:57.68] | When I pop off I never stop, cause |
| [01:00.20] | When we do come through, you better lock doors PAUSE |
| [01:02.95] | The wolves wanna eat, peep how they lockjaws |
| [01:05.35] | No need to cook up the coke, you see me cop raw |
| [01:07.94] | And if you ain' t have enough |
| [01:09.37] | What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fahrvergnü gen is going on? |
| [01:13.03] | Back with the B. A barrackus callous |
| [01:14.84] | bang on another song I' mma have these niggas nervous |
| [01:17.19] | And clipping they nails and dribbling and witness them |
| [01:19.31] | Nibble them like sunflower seed shells |
| [01:20.97] | Set these scales got my weight up heavy like three whales |
| [01:23.26] | And I shit on these males ' til it' s stinkin' fouler than a weed smell |
| [01:25.92] | Nigga your tree fell |
| [01:26.92] | See how they Twitter, Facebook and Instagramming a email |
| [01:29.95] | Talking, I' m sick and I got them shook and I bang em at retail |
| [01:32.45] | Until they cripple, see I cook like I' m slanging a weed sale |
| [01:34.81] | Until I triple bread and whoop ' em and drag ' em like females gasp |
| [01:38.03] | Oh see well, these niggas already know |
| [01:40.60] | The way that I shit up, minus the details |
| [01:41.82] | The case is shut |
| [01:43.02] | Your bitch remind me of my replacement butt kind of an ancient slut |
| [01:45.68] | It' s going down like she was a basement |
| [01:47.11] | Swell up this shit like I' m sticking steaks in they gut |
| [01:49.11] | So gracefully and graciously, I painfully wake niggas up |
| [01:51.75] | Ragdolling these niggas and attack them like apes in the cut |
| [01:54.34] | I' m waiting for the taking while I break niggas neck like a bracelet |
| [01:57.08] | |
| [01:57.21] | It' s kinda like me having a case in the truck |
| [01:59.54] | And drinking ' til I' m blasted harassing |
| [02:00.65] | and erase a nigga crunk keeping ' em over |
| [02:02.47] | Keeping ' em up and blacking until I' m leaving ' em stuck |
| [02:04.76] | I got ' em happier than a child in a park chasing a duck |
| [02:07.39] | While I' m chasing a buck these funny niggas be chasing they luck |
| [02:09.97] | I be lacing them up like boots |
| [02:11.33] | when I' m pushing they face in the mud ahh |
| [02:12.65] | Missiles I fling while I spit live wire |
| [02:15.01] | ' Til this shit circling back around |
| [02:16.51] | With more fire for me to melt the break a brick surfacing back a sound |
| [02:19.15] | While I' m lighting up shit that' ll cause quick |
| [02:20.56] | Worship and gatheraround, it' s |
| [02:21.94] | Certain this shit' ll splatter cliques painful and make ' em scatter |
| [02:23.96] | Shameful the way I shatter, split shit apart, it doesn' t matter rip |
| [02:27.13] | Your head up off your shoulders with bullets bigger than a boulder |
| [02:29.78] | And they break ' em and they know us, classic |
| [02:31.32] | And the way it' s going you could easily get your ass kicked |
| [02:33.46] | See, me and Shady together we' re crazy |
| [02:35.78] | Like baking a vomit and a rabies cake like a pastry bitch |
| [02:38.33] | We that sick |
| [02:39.82] | Like I' m from Haiti, I' m suggesting you pay me |
| [02:41.04] | Don' t make me wanna spazz Alalala |
| [02:42.55] | Like I' m a crazy Israeli, bastards |
| [02:44.49] | While I bite the beat up and I' m starting to heat up, yack |
| [02:46.52] | I' m chopping your foot off, now it' s mine |
| [02:47.92] | And I' m putting my feet up, black |
| [02:49.22] | Back to the hood and off to the wild |
| [02:51.22] | And I' m hoping you protect your child |
| [02:51.84] | And I been blacking out so long niggas is asking if the hook had died |
| [02:54.45] | Naw, but the beat is fried! |
| [03:15.25] | Apparently there' s a light contagiousness to this tirade |
| [03:17.85] | It just might make you sick |
| [03:18.96] | So irate with this my brain is just like a ing fried egg |
| [03:20.50] | Is my mind scrambled? Cause I' m lit |
| [03:22.12] | Narrow minded, but go through such a wide range of this emotion |
| [03:24.41] | That my rage has gotta squeeze through it sideways |
| [03:26.24] | I just pulled up in Clive Davis' driveway |
| [03:28.19] | With his personal memoir saying he' s bi |
| [03:30.31] | Waving a nine, a picket sign, egging his ride |
| [03:32.09] | Making him cry " rape" then arrive naked |
| [03:33.51] | And drive straight through the gay pride parade, yippeeKiYay |
| [03:36.10] | Cause here I wait, did the world just pee on my leg? |
| [03:38.57] | And should I take it as a sign? |
| [03:40.00] | Maybe to take ' em back into time Shady |
| [03:41.53] | I stuck out like a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger |
| [03:43.80] | To take the attention away from my stinking face it was bringing |
| [03:46.44] | Changed the whole complexion of the game |
| [03:47.84] | But just in case you was thinking |
| [03:49.26] | An inkling of replacing the kingpin |
| [03:50.60] | Of crazy, you' re wasting your ink then |
| [03:51.90] | So if this is any indication of what you may be facing |
| [03:54.76] | You better make a distinction cause you fake imitations |
| [03:57.00] | Are leaving a bad taste, making a bad impression |
| [03:59.56] | That' s the worst impersonation I' ve ever seen and |
| [04:01.99] | Who raps nasally, eyes hazelly, rhymes crazily |
| [04:03.41] | But sounds like he may need some Flonase when he' s speaking? |
| [04:06.86] | What kind of stupid question is that? |
| [04:08.33] | Hey Mrs. Abraham Lincoln |
| [04:09.75] | Other than your husband' s ing brains that were leaking |
| [04:11.51] | How' d you think that play was this weekend? |
| [04:12.97] | You ain' t the real Slim Shady, sit your ass down faggot |
| [04:15.69] | See me on a ballot? I' m running for class clown |
| [04:18.27] | Rich Democrat, bitch, so I' m just a candidate |
| [04:20.38] | To come up the whole party |
| [04:21.59] | Me and Flipmode starting a campaign |
| [04:23.21] | To have every campus on a ing rampage |
| [04:24.60] | Act my goddamn age? I am eight |
| [04:27.54] | So let' s get smashed and wake up the next day with the room trashed |
| [04:30.27] | covered in BandAids |
| [04:31.04] | Glass ashtray smashed, champagne splashed on the lampshades |
| [04:33.65] | But this ain' t up for debate, this is undebatable |
| [04:36.17] | Shady for president, ho |
| [04:37.41] | Don' t make me go take it back to the days of old |
| [04:39.30] | Where Sway Tech radio when I was taking so much NoDoz and LSD |
| [04:42.58] | I almost fell asleep on the wake up show |
| [04:44.07] | you telling me, fools? |
| [04:45.62] | I was rippin' shop raisin' hell up in Drew' s |
| [04:46.99] | When Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs |
| [04:49.72] | Me and Bus put it down like a sick pet |
| [04:51.63] | You' re ing with vets dawg, ing internet bloggers |
| [04:53.87] | " I sit in front of my computer all day and comment on |
| [04:55.52] | Everything, I' m an expert on everything |
| [04:58.30] | everything sucks, play the next song" |
| [05:00.04] | Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop, you idiot prick |
| [05:02.28] | With Biggie and kicked the living shit out you |
| [05:04.70] | I' d be dead wrong |
| [05:06.11] | Son of God I' m the S. O. G. like a wet log |
| [05:07.32] | pores never get clogged |
| [05:08.82] | I' m so full of selfesteem that I sweat fog |
| [05:10.07] | Yes, yes y' all, steady on the left, y' all |
| [05:13.44] | Step off ' forr you get stepped on, soft? |
| [05:15.22] | Bout as commercial as my ing Lear jet |
| [05:16.82] | Jealously' ll get you as green as a Chia Pet |
| [05:19.41] | I can see that you' re visibly upset, dawg |
| [05:21.28] | Alert, alert, girl, alert |
| [05:22.89] | Once you enter in my house of pain, you' re in a world of hurt, so |
| [05:25.61] | Jump around, jump, jump, get that ass shaking |
| [05:28.11] | Jump around, jump, came to hit you with a fan favorite |
| [05:30.85] | But if you too fly for coach better get them arms |
| [05:33.66] | and freaking hands flailing |
| [05:33.57] | And jump like Van Halen, and pray for a damn tailwind |
| [05:36.20] | More afraid of success than I am of failure |
| [05:39.24] | So what does that tell ya? |
| [05:40.65] | That on a grand scale I don' t give a about nothing |
| [05:43.11] | Like Stan mailing his last piece of fan mail |
| [05:44.01] | Before he ran straight into the damn railing |
| [05:45.75] | Chill, man, chill |
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