[00:14.35]Turn my mic up
[00:16.11]Turn my mic up
[00:17.71](Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nigga
[00:20.26](Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down nigga
[00:22.81](Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down nigga
[00:25.41](Steady on the left) **** it, blackout niggas!
[00:28.05]Oh my lord, lower the casket down
[00:30.83]Sprinkle the ash, or get your ass kicked, pow!
[00:33.48]Frown while I shit on your crown, skip town
[00:36.10]Grounds zero, shapiro the king cash cow
[00:38.67]Do I make 'em say 'Wow!', strip, ow, bow
[00:42.03]I sit with the pound, click, pow
[00:44.49]Blow, click, click, pow, click, pow
[00:46.63]Stop traffic dropping them classics, flip now
[00:49.13]Bitches I’m making them skip with thou
[00:52.19]Art, you don’t really want start when I growl
[00:54.33](rawr, rawr, rawr) let me come and mop up the knock offs
[00:57.68]When I pop off I never stop, cause
[01:00.20]When we do come through, you better lock doors (PAUSE)
[01:02.95]The wolves wanna eat, peep how they lockjaws
[01:05.35]No need to cook up the coke, you see me cop raw
[01:07.94]And if you ain’t have enough
[01:09.37]What in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fahrvergnügen **** is going on?
[01:13.03]Back with the B.A barrackus callous
[01:14.84]bang on another song I’mma have these niggas nervous
[01:17.19]And clipping they nails and dribbling and witness them
[01:19.31]Nibble them like sunflower seed shells
[01:20.97]Set these scales got my weight up heavy like three whales
[01:23.26]And I shit on these males ‘til it's stinkin' fouler than a weed smell
[01:25.92]Nigga your tree fell
[01:26.92]See how they Twitter, Facebook and Instagramming a email
[01:29.95]Talking, I’m sick and I got them shook and I bang em at retail
[01:32.45]Until they cripple, see I cook like I’m slanging a weed sale
[01:34.81]Until I triple bread and whoop ‘em and drag 'em like females (gasp)
[01:38.03]Oh see well, these niggas already know
[01:40.60]The way that I **** shit up, minus the details
[01:41.82]The case is shut
[01:43.02]Your bitch remind me of my replacement butt kind of an ancient slut
[01:45.68]It's going down like she was a basement ****
[01:47.11]Swell up this shit like I’m sticking steaks in they gut
[01:49.11]So gracefully and graciously, I painfully wake niggas up
[01:51.75]Ragdolling these niggas and attack them like apes in the cut
[01:54.34]I’m waiting for the taking while I break niggas neck like a bracelet
[01:57.08]****
[01:57.21]It’s kinda like me having a case in the truck
[01:59.54]And drinking ‘til I’m blasted harassing
[02:00.65]and erase a nigga (crunk) keeping 'em over
[02:02.47]Keeping 'em up and blacking until I’m leaving ‘em stuck
[02:04.76]I got ‘em happier than a child in a park chasing a duck
[02:07.39]While I’m chasing a buck these funny niggas be chasing they luck
[02:09.97]I be lacing them up like boots
[02:11.33]when I’m pushing they face in the mud (ahh)
[02:12.65]Missiles I fling while I spit live wire
[02:15.01]‘Til this shit circling back around
[02:16.51]With more fire for me to melt the break a brick surfacing back a sound
[02:19.15]While I'm lighting up shit that'll cause quick
[02:20.56]Worship and gatheraround, it's
[02:21.94]Certain this shit'll splatter cliques painful and make ‘em scatter
[02:23.96]Shameful the way I shatter, split shit apart, it doesn't matter (rip)
[02:27.13]Your head up off your shoulders (with) bullets bigger than a boulder
[02:29.78]And they break ‘em and they know us, classic
[02:31.32]And the way it’s going you could easily get your ass kicked
[02:33.46]See, me and Shady together we’re crazy
[02:35.78]Like baking a vomit and a rabies cake like a pastry bitch
[02:38.33](We that sick)
[02:39.82]Like I'm from Haiti, I’m suggesting you pay me
[02:41.04]Don’t make me wanna spazz (Alalala)
[02:42.55]Like I’m a crazy Israeli, bastards
[02:44.49]While I bite the beat up and I'm starting to heat up, yack
[02:46.52]I’m chopping your foot off, now it’s mine
[02:47.92]And I’m putting my feet up, black
[02:49.22]Back to the hood and off to the wild
[02:51.22]And I’m hoping you protect your child
[02:51.84]And I been blacking out so long niggas is asking if the hook had died
[02:54.45]Naw, but the beat is fried!
[03:15.25]Apparently there's a light contagiousness to this tirade
[03:17.85]It just might make you sick
[03:18.96]So irate with this my brain is just like a ****ing fried egg
[03:20.50]Is my mind scrambled? Cause I'm lit
[03:22.12]Narrow minded, but go through such a wide range of this emotion
[03:24.41]That my rage has gotta squeeze through it sideways
[03:26.24]I just pulled up in Clive Davis' driveway
[03:28.19]With his personal memoir saying he's bi
[03:30.31]Waving a nine, a picket sign, egging his ride
[03:32.09]Making him cry "rape" then arrive naked
[03:33.51]And drive straight through the gay pride parade, yippee-Ki-Yay
[03:36.10]Cause here I - wait, did the world just pee on my leg?
[03:38.57]And should I take it as a sign?
[03:40.00]Maybe to take 'em back into time (Shady)
[03:41.53]I stuck out like a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger
[03:43.80]To take the attention away from my stinking face it was bringing
[03:46.44]Changed the whole complexion of the game
[03:47.84]But just in case you was thinking
[03:49.26]An inkling of replacing the kingpin
[03:50.60]Of crazy, you're wasting your ink then
[03:51.90]So if this is any indication of what you may be facing
[03:54.76]You better make a distinction cause you fake imitations
[03:57.00]Are leaving a bad taste, **** making a bad impression
[03:59.56]That's the worst impersonation I've ever seen and
[04:01.99]Who raps nasally, eyes hazelly, rhymes crazily
[04:03.41]But sounds like he may need some Flonase when he's speaking?
[04:06.86]What kind of stupid question is that?
[04:08.33]Hey Mrs. Abraham Lincoln
[04:09.75]Other than your husband's ****ing brains that were leaking
[04:11.51]How'd you think that play was this weekend?
[04:12.97]You ain't the real Slim Shady, sit your ass down faggot
[04:15.69]See me on a ballot? I'm running for class clown
[04:18.27]Rich Democrat, bitch, so I'm just a candidate
[04:20.38]To come **** up the whole party
[04:21.59]Me and Flipmode starting a campaign
[04:23.21]To have every campus on a ****ing rampage
[04:24.60]Act my goddamn age? I am eight
[04:27.54]So let's get smashed and wake up the next day with the room trashed
[04:30.27]covered in Band-Aids
[04:31.04]Glass ashtray smashed, champagne splashed on the lampshades
[04:33.65]But this ain't up for debate, this is undebatable
[04:36.17]Shady for president, ho
[04:37.41]Don't make me go take it back to the days of old
[04:39.30]Where Sway & Tech radio when I was taking so much NoDoz and LSD
[04:42.58]I almost fell asleep on the wake up show
[04:44.07]**** you telling me, fools?
[04:45.62]I was rippin' shop raisin' hell up in Drew's
[04:46.99]When Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs
[04:49.72]Me and Bus put it down like a sick pet
[04:51.63]You're ****ing with vets dawg, ****ing internet bloggers
[04:53.87]"I sit in front of my computer all day and comment on
[04:55.52]Everything, I'm an expert on everything
[04:58.30]everything sucks, play the next song"
[05:00.04]Guess if I hopped out your freaking laptop, you idiot prick
[05:02.28]With Biggie and kicked the living shit out you
[05:04.70]I'd be dead wrong
[05:06.11]Son of God I'm the S.O.G. like a wet log
[05:07.32]pores never get clogged
[05:08.82]I'm so full of self-esteem that I sweat fog
[05:10.07]Yes, yes y’all, steady on the left, y’all
[05:13.44]Step off 'forr you get stepped on, soft?
[05:15.22]Bout as commercial as my ****ing Lear jet
[05:16.82]Jealously’ll get you as green as a Chia Pet
[05:19.41]I can see that you’re visibly upset, dawg
[05:21.28]Alert, alert, girl, alert
[05:22.89]Once you enter in my house of pain, you're in a world of hurt, so
[05:25.61]Jump around, jump, jump, get that ass shaking
[05:28.11]Jump around, jump, came to hit you with a fan favorite
[05:30.85]But if you too fly for coach better get them arms
[05:33.66]and freaking hands flailing
[05:33.57]And jump like Van Halen, and pray for a damn tailwind
[05:36.20]More afraid of success than I am of failure
[05:39.24]So what does that tell ya?
[05:40.65]That on a grand scale I don’t give a **** about nothing
[05:43.11]Like Stan mailing his last piece of fan mail
[05:44.01]Before he ran straight into the damn railing
[05:45.75]Chill, man, chill
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