A Million Ways To Die

A Million Ways To Die Lyrics

Song A Million Ways To Die
Artist Joel McNeely
Album A Million Ways To Die In the West (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
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[00:09.23] Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears
[00:13.54] I've got the need to testify
[00:17.71] Don't try to fill your nest out in the open west
[00:21.64] 'cuz there's a million ways to die
[00:28.78] Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
[00:33.14] ...too many ways to quantify
[00:37.33] They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
[00:41.36] 'cuz there's a million ways to die
[00:52.67] It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun
[00:54.79] If you fall asleep, you fry
[01:01.41] You can live like a saint but there just really ain't
[01:03.30] No avoiding a million ways to die
[01:14.70] Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
[01:18.94] ...or God forbid you steal a pie
[01:23.14] They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards
[01:27.08] 'cuz there's a million ways to die
[01:34.32] Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
[01:39.02] And you can hear coyotes cry
[01:42.72] They'll eat you up and then they'll crap you out again
[01:46.53] 'cuz there's a million ways to die
[01:58.30] With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
[02:00.28] 'cuz you got a fancy tie...
[02:06.73] It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
[02:09.28] Of escaping a million ways to die
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