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[00:09.23]Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears
[00:13.54]I've got the need to testify
[00:17.71]Don't try to fill your nest out in the open west
[00:21.64]'cuz there's a million ways to die
[00:28.78]Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
[00:33.14]...too many ways to quantify
[00:37.33]They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
[00:41.36]'cuz there's a million ways to die
[00:52.67]It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun
[00:54.79]If you fall asleep, you fry
[01:01.41]You can live like a saint but there just really ain't
[01:03.30]No avoiding a million ways to die
[01:14.70]Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
[01:18.94]...or God forbid you steal a pie
[01:23.14]They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards
[01:27.08]'cuz there's a million ways to die
[01:34.32]Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
[01:39.02]And you can hear coyotes cry
[01:42.72]They'll eat you up and then they'll crap you out again
[01:46.53]'cuz there's a million ways to die
[01:58.30]With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
[02:00.28]'cuz you got a fancy tie...
[02:06.73]It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
[02:09.28]Of escaping a million ways to die