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The Big House - Tina Fey/Josh Groban |
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Hit it boys |
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This is Russia's premier state funded hotel |
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We're very proud of our eclectic clientele |
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Excellence in service since 1932 |
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Don't believe what you read in the online reviews |
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It's the big house |
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The perfect getaway |
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Welcome into the big house |
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You'll never get away |
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It's no hilton or no hyatt |
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But you will have a riot |
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So please enjoy your stay |
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Here's the dining room the menu is minimal |
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What the cook does to the food is criminal |
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Pull up a seat frog grab yourself a stool |
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May I recommend you try our famous gruel |
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In the big house |
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You'll never be alone |
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Life ain't bad in the big house |
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No froggy no |
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Check out after ten |
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Or eleven years |
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Make yourself at home |
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Accommodation here is far superior |
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Than anything else you will find in siberia |
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Let me know if there's anything you need |
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Everything's free money back guaranteed |
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In the big house you will not survive |
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When you arrive in the big house run for your life |
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It's the big house |
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The perfect getaway |
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Welcome into the big house |
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You'll never get away |
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For your security |
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I'll keep the only key |
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Now please enjoy your stay |
