[00:00.10]The Big House - Tina Fey/Josh Groban
[00:00.357]Hit it boys
[00:02.629]This is Russia's premier state funded hotel
[00:07.86]We're very proud of our eclectic clientele
[00:11.773]Excellence in service since 1932
[00:16.824]Don't believe what you read in the online reviews
[00:20.813]It's the big house
[00:22.199]The perfect getaway
[00:24.460]Welcome into the big house
[00:26.748]You'll never get away
[00:29.41]It's no hilton or no hyatt
[00:31.354]But you will have a riot
[00:35.18]So please enjoy your stay
[00:40.525]Here's the dining room the menu is minimal
[00:45.03]What the cook does to the food is criminal
[00:49.478]Pull up a seat frog grab yourself a stool
[00:53.777]May I recommend you try our famous gruel
[00:58.133]In the big house
[00:59.394]You'll never be alone
[01:01.917]Life ain't bad in the big house
[01:04.50]No froggy no
[01:06.513]Check out after ten
[01:08.955]Or eleven years
[01:12.517]Make yourself at home
[01:17.735]Accommodation here is far superior
[01:22.97]Than anything else you will find in siberia
[01:26.786]Let me know if there's anything you need
[01:30.964]Everything's free money back guaranteed
[01:35.324]In the big house you will not survive
[01:38.976]When you arrive in the big house run for your life
[02:03.652]It's the big house
[02:04.739]The perfect getaway
[02:07.01]Welcome into the big house
[02:09.127]You'll never get away
[02:11.474]For your security
[02:13.576]I'll keep the only key
[02:17.338]Now please enjoy your stay