| Help wanted | |
| Do you wanna pay the bills? | |
| Help wanted | |
| Have unnecessary skills | |
| If a house is barely haunted | |
| Do you think it's really real? | |
| Fill out an application | |
| Just be patient, | |
| You know the drill | |
| Help wanted | |
| Do you wanna pay the bills? | |
| Help wanted | |
| Have unnecessary skills | |
| If a house is barely haunted | |
| Do you think it's really real? | |
| Fill out an application | |
| Just be patient, | |
| You know the drill | |
| As a veteran, I was settling into a life of self-pity | |
| Living with my mother in my favorite city | |
| She started getting on my case about wasting my life | |
| I missed the action of the Air Force and the feeling of flight | |
| "Get a job", she demanded, so I picked up the paper | |
| Saw an ad that wasn't bad, at least it wasn't a waiter | |
| I was trained in computers, I was fit and athletic | |
| I was tired of being a loser and of feeling pathetic | |
| So I went and interviewed; I was a dude without options | |
| The more questions she asked, the more my mind flashed "caution" | |
| Do you believe in UFOs? Yeah, I've had my fair share | |
| Clairvoyance, ESP, do you believe in what isn't there? | |
| When they let us in the lockers I was honestly scared | |
| But I was desperate and upset with just chilling in chairs | |
| So I said, "The pay is steady, then I'm willing and able" | |
| She said, "You're hired." I was wired, I was suddenly stable | |
| Help wanted | |
| Do you wanna pay the bills? | |
| Help wanted | |
| Have unnecessary skills | |
| If a house is barely haunted | |
| Do you think it's really real? | |
| Fill out an application | |
| Just be patient, | |
| You know the drill | |
| Help wanted | |
| Do you wanna pay the bills? | |
| Help wanted | |
| Have unnecessary skills | |
| If a house is barely haunted | |
| Do you think it's really real? | |
| Fill out an application | |
| Just be patient, | |
| You know the drill | |
| I met the dudes in my crew, they were slimy and stinky | |
| Took my down in the basement, showed me a really big Twinkie | |
| I started thinking the back of the Bible was entirely right | |
| I started seeing crazy shit that'll turn you white | |
| The dead rising from the grave, this is totally the end of days | |
| At least I was getting paid in spite of my mental state | |
| Better than telling fortunes on Coney Island with a cape | |
| Better than birthday parties where I wasn't offered any cake | |
| No occupation's perfect, I'm determined and devoted | |
| Fought a god in a painting and a spectral locomotive | |
| Sometimes there's slime and violence, the kind I cannot handle | |
| But I'm about to [...] smiles and settles | |
| God is watching over me, protecting me from danger | |
| Sometimes it's up to me to bust a beast with lightning lasers | |
| I have tools, I have talent, it's a challenge when you're chosen | |
| But I was born to bust a ghost, and all those chumps who oppose us | |
| Help wanted | |
| Do you wanna pay the bills? | |
| Help wanted | |
| Have unnecessary skills | |
| If a house is barely haunted | |
| Do you think it's really real? | |
| Fill out an application | |
| Just be patient, | |
| You know the drill | |
| Help wanted | |
| Do you wanna pay the bills? | |
| Help wanted | |
| Have unnecessary skills | |
| If a house is barely haunted | |
| Do you think it's really real? | |
| Fill out an application | |
| Just be patient, | |
| You know the drill | |
| Help wanted | |
| Help wanted | |
| Help wanted | |
| Help wanted | |
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