| [00:01.853] | Erica, are you okay? |
| [00:02.753] | Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. |
| [00:04.491] | I keep getting these stomach-aches. |
| [00:06.543] | They come and go like every few minutes. |
| [00:10.943] | Oh my God! |
| [00:12.011] | Relax! We'll just get her some antacids. |
| [00:15.814] | She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor! |
| [00:18.275] | Oh my God! |
| [00:19.466] | So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because |
| [00:21.865] | you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. |
| [00:25.435] | It's because you mean more to me. |
| [00:27.654] | Rach! |
| [00:28.176] | What?! |
| [00:29.194] | (He walks over and kisses her. They pull back, Rachel looks at him, and they kiss again.) |
| [00:52.792] | Hey. |
| [00:54.766] | Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home. |
| [00:58.561] | Oh. This was amazing. |
| [01:03.027] | It really was. You've learned some new moves! |
| [01:09.077] | Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke. |
| [01:13.520] | Ah. |
| [01:14.268] | Who's laughing now? |
| [01:15.084] | I know! |
| [01:15.613] | (They kiss.) |
| [02:06.538] | Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good. |
| [02:13.677] | Next time, can I say breathe? |
| [02:15.760] | No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! |
| [02:20.455] | Can I get you anything? |
| [02:21.241] | You want some more ice chips? |
| [02:22.504] | No, I'm okay. |
| [02:23.553] | Alright, I'll be right back. |
| [02:26.948] | Where are you going? |
| [02:29.153] | To use the bathroom. |
| [02:30.343] | You can't leave me alone with her. |
| [02:33.218] | What? |
| [02:33.784] | This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with! |
| [02:40.037] | What kind of social situation are you comfortable with? |
| [02:44.064] | It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together. |
| [02:47.916] | You'll be fine. |
| [02:50.001] | Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes. |
| [02:51.428] | Okay. |
| [03:00.041] | So, ah... Any plans for the summer? |
| [03:06.562] | I don't know. Maybe church-camp? |
| [03:12.071] | Hah. May not wanna mention this. |
| [03:19.192] | So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know, |
| [03:21.819] | going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts? |
| [03:26.930] | What? |
| [03:28.070] | Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, |
| [03:32.089] | because no one can experience both. |
| [03:34.413] | (Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.) |
| [03:38.663] | One of life's great, unanswerable questions. |
| [03:43.687] | I mean, who knows? |
| [03:44.723] | Maybe there's something even more painful than those things? |
| [03:51.246] | Like this. |
| [04:00.369] | Morning.-Hey! |
| [04:01.897] | What's that? |
| [04:03.117] | It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler. |
| [04:07.958] | It's a baby chick and duck! |
| [04:09.638] | Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr. |
| [04:13.541] | I did not see that coming. |
| [04:15.806] | Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? |
| [04:18.137] | It has that big backyard. |
| [04:19.376] | And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that |
| [04:21.772] | Chandler took the other chick and duck to. |
| [04:25.706] | Yes. |
| [04:26.669] | Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there. |
| [04:29.598] | That is the rule, though. |
| [04:35.132] | Guess what? You're almost an uncle! |
| [04:37.884] | What? |
| [04:38.433] | Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. |
| [04:40.346] | Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now! |
| [04:41.798] | Oh my God! |
| [04:42.734] | Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl. |
| [04:45.265] | Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl. |
| [04:47.832] | Have you seen him throw a ball? |
| [04:52.822] | Is Rachel here? |
| [04:54.089] | Uh, I think she's still asleep. |
| [04:55.914] | Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? |
| [04:58.079] | She seemed pretty pissed at you. |
| [04:59.815] | Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out. |
| [05:04.947] | What's that smile? Did something happen with you two? |
| [05:07.720] | Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. |
| [05:12.829] | We totally did it! |
| [05:16.007] | Oh my God. You and Rachel? |
| [05:17.494] | I know, it's pretty great. |
| [05:19.286] | So what does that mean? |
| [05:20.476] | Are you guys getting back together? |
| [05:21.956] | Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk. |
| [05:25.351] | But do you wanna get back together? |
| [05:27.123] | I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. |
| [05:33.126] | When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. |
| [05:39.294] | You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together. |
| [05:41.311] | (screaming) YAY! |
| [05:42.154] | Shhh! |
| [05:42.973] | (quietly) Yay! |
| [05:45.210] | So, so is she still going to Paris? |
| [05:47.951] | Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not. |
| [05:50.585] | Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! |
| [05:53.590] | You guys might get back together, |
| [05:54.978] | Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, |
| [05:56.692] | there are chicks and ducks in the world again! |
| [06:00.083] | Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical! |
| [06:02.784] | "Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..." |
| [06:10.174] | Morning! |
| [06:11.093] | Guess we'll never know how it ends.-Okay. |
| [06:14.501] | Hey.-Hey. |
| [06:15.624] | Hey. How did you sleep? |
| [06:17.441] | Good. You? |
| [06:19.219] | Good. |
| [06:19.634] | I bet you did! |
| [06:24.128] | Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute? |
| [06:26.425] | Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck? |
| [06:29.147] | Chick and the duck? Didn't they die... |
| [06:30.986] | Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm. |
| [06:44.576] | So... |
| [06:46.793] | (He kisses her.) |
| [06:48.302] | Morning. |
| [06:50.209] | You too. Last night was just wonderful. |
| [06:53.748] | It really was. |
| [06:56.400] | I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face. |
| [06:58.427] | I know, me too. It was... |
| [07:00.149] | You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, |
| [07:04.680] | and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be. |
| [07:08.124] | Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. |
| [07:15.677] | (She hugs him,and Ross looks crushed.) |
| [07:24.598] | It's just a little bit more, honey. |
| [07:26.016] | Help me! This hurts! |
| [07:27.504] | Is it really that bad? |
| [07:28.635] | Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse! |
| [07:31.796] | (Monica gives Chandler a look.) |
| [07:35.340] | The baby's head is crowning. |
| [07:36.478] | (Monica walks down to Erica's legs to watch the birth.) |
| [07:38.017] | Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! |
| [07:42.813] | Chandler,you have to see this! |
| [07:43.838] | (Chandler is standing by Erica's head.) |
| [07:44.949] | I'm okay. |
| [07:47.303] | Chandler, you don't wanna miss this. |
| [07:49.230] | This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life! |
| [07:52.343] | Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle. |
| [08:00.239] | Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders... |
| [08:05.479] | (The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.) |
| [08:11.216] | It's a... It's a boy! |
| [08:12.815] | Wow! |
| [08:13.410] | Is he okay? |
| [08:14.408] | He's just fine. |
| [08:15.951] | Oh, you did it! |
| [08:18.734] | It's a baby! A beautiful little baby! |
| [08:22.708] | And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see. |
| [08:28.331] | Would you like to cut the umbilical cord? |
| [08:30.800] | (A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.) |
| [08:35.217] | Well, that's spongy. |
| [08:38.657] | (to her son) Oh, hey handsome! |
| [08:42.854] | Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! |
| [08:51.088] | (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky! |
| [08:52.635] | I know. He has your eyes. |
| [08:55.980] | (Monica looks at him.) |
| [08:58.875] | I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does. |
| [09:02.644] | We'll just get him cleaned up a bit. |
| [09:04.093] | Okay. |
| [09:07.609] | (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much. |
| [09:12.166] | I'm really happy for you guys. |
| [09:14.486] | How do you feel? |
| [09:16.339] | I'm tired! |
| [09:18.014] | Well, you don't have that much time to relax. |
| [09:19.998] | The other one will be along in a minute. |
| [09:21.568] | (Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.) |
| [09:28.191] | I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now? |
| [09:32.920] | The next baby should be along in a minute. |
| [09:35.606] | We only ordered one! |
| [09:39.336] | You know it's twins, right? |
| [09:41.449] | Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know! |
| [09:50.729] | I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! |
| [09:53.226] | This has never happened before. |
| [09:54.564] | Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good. |
| [09:58.719] | (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins? |
| [10:00.349] | Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio. |
| [10:03.414] | (to Erica) Anybody tell you? |
| [10:04.581] | I don't think so. |
| [10:06.382] | Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. |
| [10:09.485] | But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. |
| [10:11.638] | They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and |
| [10:13.616] | I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby. |
| [10:18.606] | This is unbelievable. |
| [10:19.709] | Twins actually run in my family. |
| [10:21.362] | Interesting! |
| [10:24.422] | (To Monica) Can I see you for a second? |
| [10:25.650] | (They walk over to the door.) |
| [10:29.098] | What do we do? |
| [10:30.461] | What do you mean "what do we do"? |
| [10:31.468] | (panicking) Twins! Twins!! |
| [10:35.674] | Chandler, you're panicking! |
| [10:36.959] | Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?! |
| [10:40.848] | Okay, what do you say we keep one, |
| [10:42.313] | and then just like have an option on the other one? |
| [10:45.162] | We can't split them up! |
| [10:46.774] | Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, |
| [10:51.513] | they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody. |
| [11:00.341] | Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible? |
| [11:03.271] | What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king? |
| [11:06.341] | Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt. |
| [11:10.166] | Monica, we are not ready to have two babies! |
| [11:13.125] | That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. |
| [11:16.960] | I don't care if it's two babies. |
| [11:18.763] | I don't care if it's three babies! |
| [11:20.258] | I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! |
| [11:25.608] | We are taking them home, because they are our children! |
| [11:29.364] | (smiles) Okay. Shhh... |
| [11:32.262] | (He hugs her.) |
| [11:33.437] | Okay.-Okay!-Okay! |
| [11:36.795] | It looks like we're about ready over here. |
| [11:38.511] | (Monica and Chandler run back to Erica's bed.) |
| [11:39.197] | Come on, Erica, start pushing again now. |
| [11:40.606] | Ow!(Erica screams.) |
| [11:43.361] | Here she comes! |
| [11:45.284] | (shocked) She? It's a girl? |
| [11:47.262] | Yeah. |
| [11:50.618] | (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! |
| [11:53.885] | (To the doctor) And that's enough! |
| [11:59.340] | And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye. |
| [12:03.279] | Oh my God! What did you say? |
| [12:06.508] | Nothing! What do you say to that? |
| [12:08.479] | Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel! |
| [12:11.063] | No way! |
| [12:12.285] | You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do? |
| [12:17.768] | What? |
| [12:18.419] | Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language. |
| [12:21.841] | Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. |
| [12:24.856] | If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go. |
| [12:29.427] | You really think so? |
| [12:30.508] | I'm telling you! Oh, okay! |
| [12:32.971] | This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song. |
| [12:36.524] | "Bam-bam, don't take no for an answer. Bam-bam, don't let love fly away. Bam-bam-bam-bam..." |
| [12:43.689] | Hi! |
| [12:44.512] | Can't a girl finish a song around here? |
| [12:47.721] | Hey!-Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's. |
| [12:50.345] | Okay. |
| [12:51.017] | Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight? |
| [12:52.536] | No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, |
| [12:55.118] | and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday. |
| [12:57.343] | Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom. |
| [13:00.117] | Are you kidding? |
| [13:00.703] | Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma! |
| [13:06.771] | Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel. |
| [13:11.088] | Ross, wait! |
| [13:12.105] | What? What? |
| [13:13.426] | Could you get me a muffin? |
| [13:18.765] | Rachel? |
| [13:19.288] | Yeah? |
| [13:21.183] | I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. |
| [13:28.630] | I love you. |
| [13:30.228] | (Ross is shocked.) |
| [13:32.602] | I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know. |
| [13:41.766] | (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. |
| [13:47.921] | Probably not in the same way, but I do. |
| [13:52.310] | And,and when I'm in a café, having coffee, |
| [13:55.929] | or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw. |
| [14:03.051] | (She kisses him on the cheek and looks over at the others.) |
| [14:07.594] | Oh... Bye guys.(Rachel leaves.) |
| [14:14.859] | Oh my God! |
| [14:17.616] | Unbelievable! |
| [14:20.209] | Hey, you know what might help? |
| [14:21.188] | I'm not getting you a muffin! |
| [14:33.607] | Do you think they recognize each other from in there? |
| [14:36.911] | Maybe. Unless they're like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, |
| [14:41.388] | and then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet. |
| [14:46.528] | We're going to take Erica to recovery now. |
| [14:49.050] | There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica. |
| [14:57.775] | Oh my God, that's just like my name! |
| [15:02.325] | Son of a gun, it is! |
| [15:06.345] | Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest. |
| [15:09.753] | I'm really glad I picked you guys. |
| [15:12.658] | You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler. |
| [15:19.935] | Okay, well, bye!-Bye!-Bye! |
| [15:21.653] | We'll call you! |
| [15:22.089] | Okay. |
| [15:23.053] | Have fun at church-camp! |
| [15:26.096] | (The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.) |
| [15:30.534] | Oh, look at these little bunnies! |
| [15:32.960] | I know! You ready to trade? |
| [15:37.617] | Okay. |
| [15:37.974] | Okay. |
| [15:40.469] | Alright, let's see.. |
| [15:42.623] | (They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. |
| [15:43.876] | They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. |
| [15:45.124] | They give up pretty quickly.) |
| [15:51.539] | We could trade later. |
| [15:52.317] | Yeah, I'm good. |
| [15:57.584] | Hey, what are you working on? |
| [15:58.875] | It's a... It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby. |
| [16:01.500] | (He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, |
| [16:01.816] | "Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster.) |
| [16:02.108] | How sweet! Oh, is that the baby? |
| [16:04.422] | (She points at the stain.) |
| [16:04.840] | No, I sat in the paint. |
| [16:09.351] | Hey. |
| [16:09.990] | Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel? |
| [16:12.206] | No, and I'm not going to. |
| [16:14.637] | What? |
| [16:14.987] | Why not? |
| [16:16.030] | Because she's just going to shoot me down. |
| [16:17.871] | You guys saw what happened with Gunther. |
| [16:19.374] | That did not look like fun. |
| [16:20.971] | How can you compare yourself to Gunther? |
| [16:23.629] | I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way. |
| [16:29.045] | You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night. |
| [16:32.525] | Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is. |
| [16:36.625] | Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes... |
| [16:38.549] | (He sits down in the wet paint again.) |
| [16:38.874] | Uh, Joe? |
| [16:39.630] | Damn it! |
| [16:42.026] | Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now. |
| [16:44.971] | Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time. |
| [16:47.499] | No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. |
| [16:51.804] | Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? |
| [16:54.645] | It's... It's a city of Gunthers! |
| [16:59.541] | (Mike enters with a roll of paper in his hand.) |
| [17:00.544] | Hey!-Hey! What do you have there? |
| [17:03.466] | Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but.. |
| [17:06.397] | (He shows them a beautiful banner he has made. It reads, "Welcome to the World, Baby Bing.") |
| [17:09.657] | Oh my God! You did that yourself? |
| [17:11.703] | Honey, that's gorgeous! |
| [17:13.389] | You know, the baby can't read, Mike! |
| [17:18.617] | Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. |
| [17:20.610] | I can't believe they're not home yet! |
| [17:22.353] | I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby! |
| [17:25.295] | Monica just called from the cab. |
| [17:26.807] | She said they should be here any minute. |
| [17:28.286] | And apparently,there's some big surprise. |
| [17:30.937] | Yeah, did she sound happy about it? |
| [17:32.796] | 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard. |
| [17:37.560] | (Monica enters carrying her son.) |
| [17:40.623] | Oh my God!-Oh my God! |
| [17:41.759] | (They all walk over to see the baby.) |
| [17:44.277] | Hi! Oh my gosh! |
| [17:48.148] | (Chandler enters carrying his daughter.)Hey. |
| [17:49.375] | (Everybody turns around.)Hey. |
| [17:50.705] | (They turn back around to see the baby Monica's carrying, |
| [17:51.018] | but then they realise what the surprise is. |
| [17:52.608] | Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby. |
| [17:53.670] | Joey hasn't figured it out yet.) |
| [17:54.559] | (To Monica) Hey, so what is the big surprise? |
| [17:58.809] | Oh. |
| [17:59.962] | (Joey stares at Chandler and Monica and finally puts two and two together. He gasps.) |
| [18:02.004] | Oh my God! |
| [18:02.595] | What... What... |
| [18:03.875] | Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right? |
| [18:07.544] | Yes, it's twins! |
| [18:09.109] | Oh my God. |
| [18:10.293] | Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they? |
| [18:13.697] | (points at the baby she's holding) This is a boy, |
| [18:15.339] | (points at the baby Chandler is holding)and that's a girl. |
| [18:16.799] | Her name is Erica. |
| [18:18.158] | Aw.. |
| [18:19.335] | Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica. |
| [18:22.365] | Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together. |
| [18:27.436] | Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad. |
| [18:29.851] | Aw, he's gonna be so happy. |
| [18:32.071] | Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. |
| [18:34.486] | Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know? |
| [18:37.102] | "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!" |
| [18:41.617] | (Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.) |
| [18:45.845] | Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful. |
| [18:49.723] | (To Phoebe) I want one. |
| [18:51.216] | Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat. |
| [18:57.378] | Seriously. Wanna make one of those? |
| [18:59.887] | One? How about a whole bunch? |
| [19:01.861] | Really? |
| [19:02.468] | Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! |
| [19:07.867] | Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull. |
| [19:12.360] | Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane. |
| [19:16.229] | I'm just so glad you got to see the babies. |
| [19:17.270] | (They hug.) |
| [19:17.806] | Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! |
| [19:26.650] | Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much. |
| [19:32.586] | I love you. |
| [19:33.151] | I love you. |
| [19:34.022] | Call us when you get there. |
| [19:35.344] | I will. Ross, come here. |
| [19:38.034] | (She pulls him over to the door.) |
| [19:42.227] | I just want you to know.. Last night.. I'll never forget it. |
| [19:51.881] | Neither will I. |
| [19:54.539] | (They hug as Phoebe and Joey stare at the two of them.) |
| [20:01.966] | Alright, now I really have to go. |
| [20:04.139] | Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there. |
| [20:10.369] | (She leaves.) |
| [20:13.818] | So, you just let her go? |
| [20:17.020] | Yeah. |
| [20:19.358] | Hey, maybe that's for the best. |
| [20:21.543] | Yeah? |
| [20:22.549] | Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... |
| [20:25.830] | You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? |
| [20:28.984] | Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye? |
| [20:35.578] | But now she'll never know how he feels! |
| [20:37.821] | Maybe that's okay. You know? |
| [20:39.706] | Maybe, maybe it is better this way? |
| [20:42.440] | I mean, now, now you can move on. |
| [20:46.953] | I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. |
| [20:53.058] | (Looks at Phoebe) Right? |
| [20:53.779] | (Phoebe nods.) |
| [20:58.738] | Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her. |
| [21:09.556] | Yeah, that's true. |
| [21:12.923] | Except ...I don't wanna get over her. |
| [21:19.224] | What? |
| [21:19.760] | I don't! I wanna be with her. |
| [21:21.918] | Really? |
| [21:22.567] | Yeah, I'm gonna go after her. |
| [21:23.857] | Yeah, you are! |
| [21:24.753] | Woo! |
| [21:25.767] | (Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.) |
| [21:27.201] | Wait, wait! Get your coat! Get your coat! |
| [21:30.233] | My coat... |
| [21:30.948] | This is so cool! |
| [21:32.126] | I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited! |
| [21:35.690] | But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say? |
| [21:37.573] | I don't know, but I.. |
| [21:39.590] | Look, even if she shoots me down, |
| [21:40.891] | at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. |
| [21:43.905] | Where - where is my coat?! |
| [21:45.450] | You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport. |
| [21:49.702] | Okay, guys, wish me luck. |
| [21:50.835] | Hurry! |
| [21:51.553] | Good luck, good luck! |
| [22:03.683] | There's no seatbelt! |
| [22:04.827] | That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, |
| [22:07.993] | so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car. |
| [22:10.546] | (Ross looks terrified.) |
| [22:12.148] | Alright, alright, let's do this! |
| [22:13.214] | Okay! |
| [22:13.749] | (A guy comes up and gets into the backseat of the cab.) |
| [22:16.582] | Hey! |
| [22:16.990] | 18th and East End. |
| [22:17.796] | I - I don't take passengers. |
| [22:19.279] | Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare. |
| [22:21.478] | No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab. |
| [22:23.766] | Alright, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number? |
| [22:26.085] | My medallion number is, "Get out of the cab!" |
| [22:29.010] | What? |
| [22:29.341] | (screaming) Get out of the cab!Get out of the cab! |
| [22:38.037] | Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now? |
| [22:41.011] | Now, that you can do. |
| [22:41.838] | Alright! |
| [22:50.541] | Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don't hide from mama! |
| [23:09.802] | You can open your eyes now. |
| [23:11.325] | Are we off the bridge? |
| [23:12.446] | Yes. |
| [23:13.693] | Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive? |
| [23:16.168] | Yes, she jumped right back up. |
| [23:18.235] | (Ross opens his eyes.) |
| [23:20.040] | Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down! |
| [23:22.106] | Do you wanna get to Rachel in time? |
| [23:23.841] | Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab! |
| [23:26.139] | You should have thought of that before you got in! |
| [23:28.328] | (They drive up to a toll-booth.) |
| [23:30.522] | Toll-booth. |
| [23:31.168] | What? |
| [23:32.084] | (screaming) Toll-booth! Four bucks. |
| [23:35.367] | There are quarters in the glove compartment. |
| [23:37.239] | (Ross tries to open a plastic bag filled with quarters, but he's quite slow.) |
| [23:39.453] | Hurry! |
| [23:40.107] | Okay!-Okay. |
| [23:45.608] | Damn, that window is clean. |
| [23:49.025] | Quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, |
| [23:55.209] | quack, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, quack... |
| [23:59.591] | (Monica and Chandler enter.) |
| [24:00.012] | We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, |
| [24:02.341] | but now we understand you were doing this. |
| [24:07.945] | Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, |
| [24:12.794] | I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck! |
| [24:16.101] | Really? You got us a chick and a duck? |
| [24:18.480] | Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces. |
| [24:24.291] | Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone! |
| [24:26.915] | Oh, don't worry, we'll find them. |
| [24:28.307] | Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins. |
| [24:29.903] | Alright. |
| [24:31.289] | Oh God! What did I just step on? |
| [24:33.907] | Oh! |
| [24:34.906] | It's okay, it's just an egg roll. |
| [24:36.748] | Oh.. |
| [24:37.452] | You stepped on my egg roll? |
| [24:41.045] | I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor. |
| [24:44.163] | Just put it on a plate and leave. |
| [24:45.203] | (She does so.) |
| [24:50.376] | Okay, let's find these birds. |
| [24:52.139] | Alright. |
| [24:56.908] | Wait, wait. Do you hear that? |
| [25:00.858] | Oh! They're in the table! |
| [25:04.538] | Well, that can't be good! |
| [25:06.094] | We gotta get them out of there! |
| [25:07.808] | How? |
| [25:08.487] | Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls? |
| [25:11.756] | Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman. |
| [25:15.554] | Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little. |
| [25:18.958] | Joey, wait! The ball! |
| [25:20.456] | Oh! |
| [25:21.091] | (The ball rolls into one of the goals, |
| [25:22.693] | and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. |
| [25:33.212] | Finally, they can hear the birds again.) |
| [25:34.219] | Oh God! So what do we do? |
| [25:39.407] | I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow. |
| [25:41.544] | Okay. |
| [25:44.849] | No... It's all glued together. |
| [25:48.325] | Does that mean we have to bust it open? |
| [25:51.356] | I don't know. Maybe. |
| [25:53.823] | Oh my God! |
| [25:55.405] | I know! It's.. It's the foosball table. |
| [26:02.040] | All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. |
| [26:04.452] | It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. |
| [26:09.664] | "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! |
| [26:13.597] | Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life,my time-machine." |
| [26:20.628] | Did that movie ever get made? |
| [26:21.954] | It did not. |
| [26:30.754] | Ross, where are you going? |
| [26:32.091] | To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab? |
| [26:36.189] | What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? |
| [26:38.045] | Have you never chased anyone through the airport before? |
| [26:40.733] | Not since my cop-show got cancelled. |
| [26:44.351] | You have to get a ticket to get past security. |
| [26:46.636] | What? We're never gonna make it! |
| [26:48.130] | Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass! |
| [26:50.810] | (They run to the ticket counter, but they get stuck behind a group of old people |
| [26:51.536] | who are walking very slowly.) |
| [26:53.697] | Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great. |
| [27:04.372] | Madame, your passport please? |
| [27:06.465] | Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French, |
| [27:10.683] | but I understood every word you just said! |
| [27:14.286] | Your boarding pass, please. |
| [27:15.669] | Oh. |
| [27:18.360] | Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this. |
| [27:23.750] | Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass... |
| [27:25.260] | I have it, I have it, I have it. |
| [27:27.819] | Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size. |
| [27:37.753] | Madame, you must have your boarding pass.. |
| [27:39.213] | Okay, fine! But you know what? |
| [27:40.248] | If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem. |
| [27:50.883] | Hey, I need a ticket. |
| [27:52.279] | Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out? |
| [27:56.459] | Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets. |
| [27:59.098] | We're on our honeymoon. |
| [28:02.385] | And the destination? |
| [28:03.479] | I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest. |
| [28:06.278] | I'm so lucky I married you. |
| [28:10.870] | Oh! Shoot! Damn it! Where is it? Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it! |
| [28:16.547] | Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! |
| [28:19.041] | In your face! You're a different person. |
| [28:25.149] | Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it? |
| [28:31.112] | No, did we miss it? |
| [28:32.346] | No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes. |
| [28:35.944] | Maybe we have the flight-number wrong. God. |
| [28:42.701] | Hello. |
| [28:43.490] | Hey, it's me. Here's Ross. |
| [28:47.044] | What? Hey, hey, listen.. |
| [28:48.561] | Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. |
| [28:51.927] | Listen. |
| [28:52.490] | (She holds the phone down to the twins.) |
| [28:53.051] | Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..? |
| [29:00.933] | Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before. |
| [29:02.589] | That's alright. Listen, listen. |
| [29:03.510] | Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again. |
| [29:04.910] | (She holds down the phone to the twins again.) |
| [29:06.450] | Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..? |
| [29:11.445] | Isn't that cute? |
| [29:12.196] | That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information. |
| [29:17.950] | Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40. |
| [29:22.916] | Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board. |
| [29:25.098] | That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport. |
| [29:29.362] | What? |
| [29:30.222] | Newark airport. Why, where are you? |
| [29:34.756] | JFK. |
| [29:41.238] | (Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him. |
| [29:42.687] | Cut to Rachel at the gate. |
| [29:45.595] | She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard. |
| [29:55.759] | The gate attendant closes the door and locks it.) |
| [30:05.111] | (yelling) Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there. |
| [30:09.687] | And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids. |
| [30:19.050] | Okay. Here goes. |
| [30:27.232] | What's the matter? |
| [30:29.531] | I need to say goodbye to the table first. |
| [30:34.461] | I understand. |
| [30:37.164] | Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. |
| [30:51.285] | And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... |
| [30:58.342] | All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. |
| [31:10.732] | You wanna say anything? |
| [31:12.059] | I don't know. Except that, for one last time.. |
| [31:18.586] | (he touches the players as he says the following) |
| [31:20.320] | Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game. |
| [31:32.063] | Okay, here we go. |
| [31:42.126] | I can't do it. |
| [31:44.706] | Well, I can't do it either. |
| [31:47.672] | Hey! Did you find them? |
| [31:48.661] | Yeah, they're stuck inside the table! |
| [31:50.737] | We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it! |
| [31:53.662] | Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme! |
| [32:06.084] | Phoebe! Wow! No, no, no! |
| [32:11.315] | (Phoebe screams.)Well, I've never gone this fast before. |
| [32:14.380] | Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is - is like an hour away. |
| [32:17.770] | There's no way we're gonna make it in time. |
| [32:19.546] | She's got her cell, you could call her. |
| [32:21.538] | I am not doing this over the phone. |
| [32:23.576] | You don't have any other choice! |
| [32:32.879] | Hello? |
| [32:33.413] | Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane? |
| [32:36.973] | Yeah. |
| [32:37.822] | (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport. |
| [32:40.550] | Yay. |
| [32:43.398] | Uh, Rach, hang on. |
| [32:44.944] | (Phoebe tries to give her phone to Ross, but he won't take it. He mouths "no.") |
| [32:47.812] | Phoebe? Is everything okay? |
| [32:50.938] | Uhm, actually no. No, you've... You have to get off the plane. |
| [32:56.724] | What? Why? |
| [32:58.058] | I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. |
| [33:00.338] | Something is wrong with the left Philange. |
| [33:06.692] | Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane. |
| [33:09.330] | (The passenger in the seat next to Rachel looks at her and seems a little nervous.) |
| [33:10.068] | Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris. |
| [33:16.328] | Uhm, what was that? |
| [33:18.806] | Oh, that was just my crazy friend. |
| [33:21.105] | She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange. |
| [33:29.127] | Okay, that doesn't sound good. |
| [33:32.007] | I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? |
| [33:34.558] | She's almost never right. |
| [33:35.667] | But she is sometimes. |
| [33:37.579] | Well... |
| [33:39.261] | (The passenger stands up and gets his suitcase from the overhead compartment.) |
| [33:41.161] | Wait, what are you doing? |
| [33:41.734] | Well, I can't take this plane now. |
| [33:43.149] | Excuse me, sir, where are you going? |
| [33:44.809] | I have to get off this plane, okay? |
| [33:46.282] | Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange. |
| [33:55.367] | Could I get some peanuts? |
| [33:58.304] | What's wrong with the plane? |
| [33:59.267] | There's nothing wrong with the plane. |
| [34:00.681] | Yeah! The left Philange! |
| [34:02.613] | There is no Philange! |
| [34:04.533] | Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a Philange! |
| [34:08.539] | I'm not flying on it! |
| [34:09.605] | Ma'am, please sit down! |
| [34:10.754] | What's going on? |
| [34:11.809] | We're all getting off. There is no Philange! |
| [34:14.163] | (Everybody walks out of the plane.) |
| [34:19.473] | This is ridiculous! I... |
| [34:21.188] | (She notices that everybody is leaving.) |
| [34:23.985] | Yeah, okay. |
| [34:24.755] | (Rachel leaves as well.) |
| [34:28.135] | [Scene:Joey's apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table, |
| [34:29.252] and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.] | |
| [34:34.404] | Alright. My job here is done. |
| [34:38.096] | That was... Impressive. |
| [34:41.987] | Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it! |
| [34:45.763] | Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. |
| [34:50.852] | I'll see you girls later. |
| [34:56.394] | Sorry about the table, man. |
| [34:58.509] | Yeah. |
| [35:00.247] | You gonna buy a new one? |
| [35:02.985] | Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go. |
| [35:12.021] | Well, at least we got these little guys out. |
| [35:14.369] | Yeah. |
| [35:15.367] | Aww, we were worried about you! |
| [35:20.475] | Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh? |
| [35:35.446] | I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again. |
| [35:41.501] | Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you. |
| [35:45.677] | What? |
| [35:46.614] | Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. |
| [35:48.817] | And, plus, here they'd have their own room. |
| [35:52.902] | I could get a goose! |
| [35:56.828] | You know, I - I think you're set with the poultry. |
| [36:02.841] | Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? |
| [36:05.159] | You're gonna get to stay here! |
| [36:06.705] | And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit. |
| [36:17.937] | I think there may be another reason. |
| [36:28.909] | So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake? |
| [36:38.949] | Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah. |
| [36:43.114] | (They do the lame cool guy handshake. They look at each other, and then they hug.) |
| [37:00.183] | Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine. |
| [37:02.866] | And you fixed the Philange? |
| [37:06.418] | Yes, the Philange is fixed. |
| [37:08.711] | As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case. |
| [37:18.589] | Where is she? |
| [37:19.223] | I don't see her. |
| [37:19.806] | Rachel! Rachel Green! |
| [37:21.605] | There she is! |
| [37:22.533] | Rachel! Rachel! |
| [37:26.199] | Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass? |
| [37:27.618] | No, no, I just have to talk to someone. |
| [37:29.489] | I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass. |
| [37:31.423] | No, no, no, but... |
| [37:32.574] | (screaming) RACHEL!! |
| [37:36.393] | (Rachel comes back to the gate.) |
| [37:38.361] | Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here? |
| [37:41.366] | Okay, you're on. |
| [37:43.277] | What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on? |
| [37:47.025] | Okay, the thing is.. |
| [37:48.934] | Yeah? |
| [37:50.693] | Don't go. |
| [37:52.226] | What? |
| [37:53.080] | Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don't go. |
| [37:59.311] | Oh my God. |
| [38:00.462] | I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? |
| [38:05.812] | I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane. |
| [38:13.292] | Miss? Are you boarding the plane? |
| [38:15.592] | Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do. |
| [38:23.251] | Miss? |
| [38:25.120] | I - I have to get on the plane. |
| [38:27.891] | No, you don't. |
| [38:28.810] | Yes, I do. |
| [38:29.367] | No, you don't. |
| [38:29.944] | They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| [38:35.896] | Rachel? |
| [38:38.262] | I'm so sorry. |
| [38:40.213] | (She boards the plane.) |
| [38:55.670] | I really thought she'd stay. |
| [38:59.309] | I'm sorry. |
| [39:00.330] | (Phoebe hugs Ross.) |
| [39:14.505] | Well, that's it. Everything's packed. |
| [39:21.103] | Wow, this is weird. |
| [39:24.940] | I know. |
| [39:25.867] | Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat? |
| [39:32.282] | I put three lasagnas in your freezer. |
| [39:35.901] | I love you! |
| [39:36.955] | (He hugs her. Phoebe enters.) |
| [39:41.121] | Hey!-Hey. |
| [39:42.101] | So did you guys make it in time? |
| [39:43.834] | Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway. |
| [39:50.431] | Where's Ross? |
| [39:52.031] | He went home. He didn't want to see anybody. |
| [40:12.157] | (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. |
| [40:18.545] | And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. |
| [40:26.927] | It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... |
| [40:33.570] | And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, |
| [40:40.080] | and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. |
| [40:46.893] | Because of course I do. I love you. |
| [40:52.236] | I love you. |
| [40:54.874] | I love you. |
| [40:57.352] | What am I doing? I love you! |
| [41:02.997] | Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane. |
| [41:06.999] | Oh my God! |
| [41:09.171] | (on the answering machine) Excuse me? |
| [41:10.297] | Miss? Please, sit down! |
| [41:12.214] | I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane,okay? |
| [41:15.472] | I need to tell someone that I love love him. |
| [41:16.991] | Miss, I can't let you off the plane. |
| [41:18.736] | Let her off the plane! |
| [41:22.428] | I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat. |
| [41:24.331] | Oh, please, miss, you don't understand! |
| [41:26.735] | Try to understand! |
| [41:29.621] | Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off... |
| [41:33.793] | No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane? |
| [41:39.661] | (Rachel appears at the door) |
| [41:42.537] | I got off the plane. |
| [41:55.285] | You got off the plane. |
| [42:02.446] | (He walks over and kisses her.) |
| [42:09.468] | I do love you. |
| [42:11.934] | I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again. |
| [42:15.025] | Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. |
| [42:18.438] | I don't wanna mess this up again. |
| [42:19.896] | Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid. |
| [42:22.997] | Okay. You and me, alright? This is it. |
| [42:25.616] | This is it. Unless we're on a break. |
| [42:28.310] | (Rachel gives him a look.) |
| [42:39.080] | Don't make jokes now. |
| [42:42.520] | (They kiss again.) |
| [43:01.549] | Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful. |
| [43:05.197] | (Two other men are rolling the big white dog out of the apartment.) |
| [43:06.677] | If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing. |
| [43:08.946] | (She slips them some money.) |
| [43:18.951] | Wow. |
| [43:22.119] | I know. It seems smaller somehow. |
| [43:28.195] | Has it always been purple? |
| [43:34.119] | (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. |
| [43:39.580] | And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. |
| [43:45.765] | But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal! |
| [43:54.376] | Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment? |
| [44:00.053] | Oh, yeah, that's true. |
| [44:02.017] | Uh, I haven't. |
| [44:05.476] | Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, |
| [44:08.941] | and you tried to make it as a dancer? |
| [44:16.424] | Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up? |
| [44:24.336] | Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys. |
| [44:28.341] | Oh, okay. |
| [44:29.774] | (Chandler and Monica walk over to the kitchen-counter and leave their keys. |
| [44:40.108] | Then the other four pick out their keys and leave them as well.) |
| [45:04.210] | So, I guess this is it. |
| [45:06.010] | Yeah. I guess so. |
| [45:12.671] | (crying) This is harder than I thought it would be. |
| [45:15.574] | Oh, it's gonna be okay. |
| [45:17.296] | (Chandler hugs her. Monica hugs Ross and Rachel as Chandler gets the stroller with the twins.) |
| [45:28.978] | (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time? |
| [45:36.253] | We got some time. |
| [45:38.183] | Okay, should we get some coffee? |
| [45:40.438] | Sure. Where? |
| [45:45.346] | (They all leave the apartment. |
| [45:48.737] | Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, |
| [45:49.633] | while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. |
| [45:50.801] | Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. |
| [45:52.058] | The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. |
| [45:52.872] | We see the keys on the counter, |
| [45:53.229] | and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. |
| [45:53.563] | The screen fades to black.) |
| [45:54.533] | The End~ |
| [45:55.332] | ·F·R·I·E·N·D·S· |
| [45:56.780] | Foreverღ |
| [00:01.853] | Erica, are you okay? |
| [00:02.753] | Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. |
| [00:04.491] | I keep getting these stomachaches. |
| [00:06.543] | They come and go like every few minutes. |
| [00:10.943] | Oh my God! |
| [00:12.011] | Relax! We' ll just get her some antacids. |
| [00:15.814] | She doesn' t have a stomachache. She' s in labor! |
| [00:18.275] | Oh my God! |
| [00:19.466] | So if you think I didn' t say goodbye to you because |
| [00:21.865] | you don' t mean as much to me as everybody else, you' re wrong. |
| [00:25.435] | It' s because you mean more to me. |
| [00:27.654] | Rach! |
| [00:28.176] | What?! |
| [00:29.194] | He walks over and kisses her. They pull back, Rachel looks at him, and they kiss again. |
| [00:52.792] | Hey. |
| [00:54.766] | Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home. |
| [00:58.561] | Oh. This was amazing. |
| [01:03.027] | It really was. You' ve learned some new moves! |
| [01:09.077] | Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me " Sex for Dummies" as a joke. |
| [01:13.520] | Ah. |
| [01:14.268] | Who' s laughing now? |
| [01:15.084] | I know! |
| [01:15.613] | They kiss. |
| [02:06.538] | Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good. |
| [02:13.677] | Next time, can I say breathe? |
| [02:15.760] | No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! |
| [02:20.455] | Can I get you anything? |
| [02:21.241] | You want some more ice chips? |
| [02:22.504] | No, I' m okay. |
| [02:23.553] | Alright, I' ll be right back. |
| [02:26.948] | Where are you going? |
| [02:29.153] | To use the bathroom. |
| [02:30.343] | You can' t leave me alone with her. |
| [02:33.218] | What? |
| [02:33.784] | This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with! |
| [02:40.037] | What kind of social situation are you comfortable with? |
| [02:44.064] | It' s just that we' ve never spent any time, you know, alone together. |
| [02:47.916] | You' ll be fine. |
| [02:50.001] | Nah, you won' t, but I' ll be back in two minutes. |
| [02:51.428] | Okay. |
| [03:00.041] | So, ah... Any plans for the summer? |
| [03:06.562] | I don' t know. Maybe churchcamp? |
| [03:12.071] | Hah. May not wanna mention this. |
| [03:19.192] | So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know, |
| [03:21.819] | going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts? |
| [03:26.930] | What? |
| [03:28.070] | Well, it' s just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, |
| [03:32.089] | because no one can experience both. |
| [03:34.413] | Erica just looks at him like he' s crazy. |
| [03:38.663] | One of life' s great, unanswerable questions. |
| [03:43.687] | I mean, who knows? |
| [03:44.723] | Maybe there' s something even more painful than those things? |
| [03:51.246] | Like this. |
| [04:00.369] | Morning. Hey! |
| [04:01.897] | What' s that? |
| [04:03.117] | It' s my housewarming present for Monica and Chandler. |
| [04:07.958] | It' s a baby chick and duck! |
| [04:09.638] | Uhhuh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr. |
| [04:13.541] | I did not see that coming. |
| [04:15.806] | Yeah, I figure they' ll love it at the new house, you know? |
| [04:18.137] | It has that big backyard. |
| [04:19.376] | And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that |
| [04:21.772] | Chandler took the other chick and duck to. |
| [04:25.706] | Yes. |
| [04:26.669] | Yeah. It' s a shame people can' t visit there. |
| [04:29.598] | That is the rule, though. |
| [04:35.132] | Guess what? You' re almost an uncle! |
| [04:37.884] | What? |
| [04:38.433] | Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. |
| [04:40.346] | Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now! |
| [04:41.798] | Oh my God! |
| [04:42.734] | Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it' s gonna be a girl. |
| [04:45.265] | Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl. |
| [04:47.832] | Have you seen him throw a ball? |
| [04:52.822] | Is Rachel here? |
| [04:54.089] | Uh, I think she' s still asleep. |
| [04:55.914] | Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? |
| [04:58.079] | She seemed pretty pissed at you. |
| [04:59.815] | Uh, we, y' know, we worked things out. |
| [05:04.947] | What' s that smile? Did something happen with you two? |
| [05:07.720] | Hey, I' m not one to kiss and tell, but I' m also not one to have sex and shut up. |
| [05:12.829] | We totally did it! |
| [05:16.007] | Oh my God. You and Rachel? |
| [05:17.494] | I know, it' s pretty great. |
| [05:19.286] | So what does that mean? |
| [05:20.476] | Are you guys getting back together? |
| [05:21.956] | Oh, I.. I don' t know. We didn' t really get to talk. |
| [05:25.351] | But do you wanna get back together? |
| [05:27.123] | I don' t know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. |
| [05:33.126] | When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. |
| [05:39.294] | You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together. |
| [05:41.311] | screaming YAY! |
| [05:42.154] | Shhh! |
| [05:42.973] | quietly Yay! |
| [05:45.210] | So, so is she still going to Paris? |
| [05:47.951] | Wow, I hadn' t thought of that. I hope not. |
| [05:50.585] | Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! |
| [05:53.590] | You guys might get back together, |
| [05:54.978] | Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, |
| [05:56.692] | there are chicks and ducks in the world again! |
| [06:00.083] | Oh, I feel like I' m in a musical! |
| [06:02.784] | " Daa raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..." |
| [06:10.174] | Morning! |
| [06:11.093] | Guess we' ll never know how it ends. Okay. |
| [06:14.501] | Hey. Hey. |
| [06:15.624] | Hey. How did you sleep? |
| [06:17.441] | Good. You? |
| [06:19.219] | Good. |
| [06:19.634] | I bet you did! |
| [06:24.128] | Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute? |
| [06:26.425] | Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck? |
| [06:29.147] | Chick and the duck? Didn' t they die... |
| [06:30.986] | Dive. Yeah, they dove headfirst into fun on the farm. |
| [06:44.576] | So... |
| [06:46.793] | He kisses her. |
| [06:48.302] | Morning. |
| [06:50.209] | You too. Last night was just wonderful. |
| [06:53.748] | It really was. |
| [06:56.400] | I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face. |
| [06:58.427] | I know, me too. It was... |
| [07:00.149] | You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, |
| [07:04.680] | and then it does, and it' s everything you want it to be. |
| [07:08.124] | Uhhuh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. |
| [07:15.677] | She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed. |
| [07:24.598] | It' s just a little bit more, honey. |
| [07:26.016] | Help me! This hurts! |
| [07:27.504] | Is it really that bad? |
| [07:28.635] | Uhhuh! I think it' s time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse! |
| [07:31.796] | Monica gives Chandler a look. |
| [07:35.340] | The baby' s head is crowning. |
| [07:36.478] | Monica walks down to Erica' s legs to watch the birth. |
| [07:38.017] | Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! |
| [07:42.813] | Chandler, you have to see this! |
| [07:43.838] | Chandler is standing by Erica' s head. |
| [07:44.949] | I' m okay. |
| [07:47.303] | Chandler, you don' t wanna miss this. |
| [07:49.230] | This is the birth of your child! It' s the miracle of life! |
| [07:52.343] | Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle. |
| [08:00.239] | Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders... |
| [08:05.479] | The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up. |
| [08:11.216] | It' s a... It' s a boy! |
| [08:12.815] | Wow! |
| [08:13.410] | Is he okay? |
| [08:14.408] | He' s just fine. |
| [08:15.951] | Oh, you did it! |
| [08:18.734] | It' s a baby! A beautiful little baby! |
| [08:22.708] | And some other stuff I' m gonna pretend I don' t see. |
| [08:28.331] | Would you like to cut the umbilical cord? |
| [08:30.800] | A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together. |
| [08:35.217] | Well, that' s spongy. |
| [08:38.657] | to her son Oh, hey handsome! |
| [08:42.854] | Oh, I' m gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! |
| [08:51.088] | To Chandler, on the verge of tears Oh, we are so lucky! |
| [08:52.635] | I know. He has your eyes. |
| [08:55.980] | Monica looks at him. |
| [08:58.875] | I mean, I know that' s not possible, but he does. |
| [09:02.644] | We' ll just get him cleaned up a bit. |
| [09:04.093] | Okay. |
| [09:07.609] | To Erica Oh my God, he' s beautiful. Thank you so much. |
| [09:12.166] | I' m really happy for you guys. |
| [09:14.486] | How do you feel? |
| [09:16.339] | I' m tired! |
| [09:18.014] | Well, you don' t have that much time to relax. |
| [09:19.998] | The other one will be along in a minute. |
| [09:21.568] | Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly. |
| [09:28.191] | I... I' m sorry, who should be along in a what now? |
| [09:32.920] | The next baby should be along in a minute. |
| [09:35.606] | We only ordered one! |
| [09:39.336] | You know it' s twins, right? |
| [09:41.449] | Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know! |
| [09:50.729] | I can' t believe you didn' t know it' s twins! |
| [09:53.226] | This has never happened before. |
| [09:54.564] | Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good. |
| [09:58.719] | to the doctor Wait, did you know it was twins? |
| [10:00.349] | Yeah, it' s here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio. |
| [10:03.414] | to Erica Anybody tell you? |
| [10:04.581] | I don' t think so. |
| [10:06.382] | Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. |
| [10:09.485] | But I thought that was just mine and the baby' s. |
| [10:11.638] | They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and |
| [10:13.616] | I thought well, that' s good ' cause I' m having a baby. |
| [10:18.606] | This is unbelievable. |
| [10:19.709] | Twins actually run in my family. |
| [10:21.362] | Interesting! |
| [10:24.422] | To Monica Can I see you for a second? |
| [10:25.650] | They walk over to the door. |
| [10:29.098] | What do we do? |
| [10:30.461] | What do you mean " what do we do"? |
| [10:31.468] | panicking Twins! Twins!! |
| [10:35.674] | Chandler, you' re panicking! |
| [10:36.959] | Uhhuh! Join me, won' t you?! |
| [10:40.848] | Okay, what do you say we keep one, |
| [10:42.313] | and then just like have an option on the other one? |
| [10:45.162] | We can' t split them up! |
| [10:46.774] | Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, |
| [10:51.513] | they' ll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that' s a great day for everybody. |
| [11:00.341] | Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible? |
| [11:03.271] | What if they' re not? What if it' s adopted by a king? |
| [11:06.341] | Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt. |
| [11:10.166] | Monica, we are not ready to have two babies! |
| [11:13.125] | That doesn' t matter! We have waited so long for this. |
| [11:16.960] | I don' t care if it' s two babies. |
| [11:18.763] | I don' t care if it' s three babies! |
| [11:20.258] | I don' t care if the entire cast of " Eight is Enough" comes out of there! |
| [11:25.608] | We are taking them home, because they are our children! |
| [11:29.364] | smiles Okay. Shhh... |
| [11:32.262] | He hugs her. |
| [11:33.437] | Okay. Okay! Okay! |
| [11:36.795] | It looks like we' re about ready over here. |
| [11:38.511] | Monica and Chandler run back to Erica' s bed. |
| [11:39.197] | Come on, Erica, start pushing again now. |
| [11:40.606] | Ow! Erica screams. |
| [11:43.361] | Here she comes! |
| [11:45.284] | shocked She? It' s a girl? |
| [11:47.262] | Yeah. |
| [11:50.618] | To Monica Well, now we have one of each! |
| [11:53.885] | To the doctor And that' s enough! |
| [11:59.340] | And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye. |
| [12:03.279] | Oh my God! What did you say? |
| [12:06.508] | Nothing! What do you say to that? |
| [12:08.479] | Ross, you' ve got to tell her how you feel! |
| [12:11.063] | No way! |
| [12:12.285] | You can' t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do? |
| [12:17.768] | What? |
| [12:18.419] | Dude, I' m just trying to speak your language. |
| [12:21.841] | Ross, Rachel doesn' t know that you wanna get back together. |
| [12:24.856] | If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go. |
| [12:29.427] | You really think so? |
| [12:30.508] | I' m telling you! Oh, okay! |
| [12:32.971] | This is the part of the musical where there' d be a really good convincing song. |
| [12:36.524] | " Bambam, don' t take no for an answer. Bambam, don' t let love fly away. Bambambambam..." |
| [12:43.689] | Hi! |
| [12:44.512] | Can' t a girl finish a song around here? |
| [12:47.721] | Hey! Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom' s. |
| [12:50.345] | Okay. |
| [12:51.017] | Oh, you' re not taking her with you tonight? |
| [12:52.536] | No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, |
| [12:55.118] | and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday. |
| [12:57.343] | Wow, eight hour flight with a oneyear old? Good luck, mom. |
| [13:00.117] | Are you kidding? |
| [13:00.703] | Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma! |
| [13:06.771] | Alright, you know what? You' re right. I should at least tell her how I feel. |
| [13:11.088] | Ross, wait! |
| [13:12.105] | What? What? |
| [13:13.426] | Could you get me a muffin? |
| [13:18.765] | Rachel? |
| [13:19.288] | Yeah? |
| [13:21.183] | I... I know you' re leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. |
| [13:28.630] | I love you. |
| [13:30.228] | Ross is shocked. |
| [13:32.602] | I... I don' t know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know. |
| [13:41.766] | touched Gunther... Oh... I love you too. |
| [13:47.921] | Probably not in the same way, but I do. |
| [13:52.310] | And, and when I' m in a cafe, having coffee, |
| [13:55.929] | or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I' ll think of you. Aw. |
| [14:03.051] | She kisses him on the cheek and looks over at the others. |
| [14:07.594] | Oh... Bye guys. Rachel leaves. |
| [14:14.859] | Oh my God! |
| [14:17.616] | Unbelievable! |
| [14:20.209] | Hey, you know what might help? |
| [14:21.188] | I' m not getting you a muffin! |
| [14:33.607] | Do you think they recognize each other from in there? |
| [14:36.911] | Maybe. Unless they' re like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, |
| [14:41.388] | and then one day they' re pushed through a vagina and they meet. |
| [14:46.528] | We' re going to take Erica to recovery now. |
| [14:49.050] | There' s something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girlbaby Erica. |
| [14:57.775] | Oh my God, that' s just like my name! |
| [15:02.325] | Son of a gun, it is! |
| [15:06.345] | Anyway, I' m gonna go and get some rest. |
| [15:09.753] | I' m really glad I picked you guys. |
| [15:12.658] | You' re gonna make great parents. Even Chandler. |
| [15:19.935] | Okay, well, bye! Bye! Bye! |
| [15:21.653] | We' ll call you! |
| [15:22.089] | Okay. |
| [15:23.053] | Have fun at churchcamp! |
| [15:26.096] | The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other. |
| [15:30.534] | Oh, look at these little bunnies! |
| [15:32.960] | I know! You ready to trade? |
| [15:37.617] | Okay. |
| [15:37.974] | Okay. |
| [15:40.469] | Alright, let' s see.. |
| [15:42.623] | They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. |
| [15:43.876] | They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. |
| [15:45.124] | They give up pretty quickly. |
| [15:51.539] | We could trade later. |
| [15:52.317] | Yeah, I' m good. |
| [15:57.584] | Hey, what are you working on? |
| [15:58.875] | It' s a... It' s a " welcome home" sign for the baby. |
| [16:01.500] | He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, |
| [16:01.816] | " Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster. |
| [16:02.108] | How sweet! Oh, is that the baby? |
| [16:04.422] | She points at the stain. |
| [16:04.840] | No, I sat in the paint. |
| [16:09.351] | Hey. |
| [16:09.990] | Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel? |
| [16:12.206] | No, and I' m not going to. |
| [16:14.637] | What? |
| [16:14.987] | Why not? |
| [16:16.030] | Because she' s just going to shoot me down. |
| [16:17.871] | You guys saw what happened with Gunther. |
| [16:19.374] | That did not look like fun. |
| [16:20.971] | How can you compare yourself to Gunther? |
| [16:23.629] | I mean, sure, he' s sexy in a more obvious way. |
| [16:29.045] | You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night. |
| [16:32.525] | Yeah, and she still wants to go! It' s pretty clear where she is. |
| [16:36.625] | Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes... |
| [16:38.549] | He sits down in the wet paint again. |
| [16:38.874] | Uh, Joe? |
| [16:39.630] | Damn it! |
| [16:42.026] | Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don' t have to do it now. |
| [16:44.971] | Okay? I' ll be seeing her again. We' ve got time. |
| [16:47.499] | No, you don' t! She' s going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. |
| [16:51.804] | Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? |
| [16:54.645] | It' s... It' s a city of Gunthers! |
| [16:59.541] | Mike enters with a roll of paper in his hand. |
| [17:00.544] | Hey! Hey! What do you have there? |
| [17:03.466] | Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it' d be better, but.. |
| [17:06.397] | He shows them a beautiful banner he has made. It reads, " Welcome to the World, Baby Bing." |
| [17:09.657] | Oh my God! You did that yourself? |
| [17:11.703] | Honey, that' s gorgeous! |
| [17:13.389] | You know, the baby can' t read, Mike! |
| [17:18.617] | Hi! You guys, the carservice just got here. |
| [17:20.610] | I can' t believe they' re not home yet! |
| [17:22.353] | I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby! |
| [17:25.295] | Monica just called from the cab. |
| [17:26.807] | She said they should be here any minute. |
| [17:28.286] | And apparently, there' s some big surprise. |
| [17:30.937] | Yeah, did she sound happy about it? |
| [17:32.796] | ' Cause my friend Ethel' s baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard. |
| [17:37.560] | Monica enters carrying her son. |
| [17:40.623] | Oh my God! Oh my God! |
| [17:41.759] | They all walk over to see the baby. |
| [17:44.277] | Hi! Oh my gosh! |
| [17:48.148] | Chandler enters carrying his daughter. Hey. |
| [17:49.375] | Everybody turns around. Hey. |
| [17:50.705] | They turn back around to see the baby Monica' s carrying, |
| [17:51.018] | but then they realise what the surprise is. |
| [17:52.608] | Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby. |
| [17:53.670] | Joey hasn' t figured it out yet. |
| [17:54.559] | To Monica Hey, so what is the big surprise? |
| [17:58.809] | Oh. |
| [17:59.962] | Joey stares at Chandler and Monica and finally puts two and two together. He gasps. |
| [18:02.004] | Oh my God! |
| [18:02.595] | What... What... |
| [18:03.875] | Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right? |
| [18:07.544] | Yes, it' s twins! |
| [18:09.109] | Oh my God. |
| [18:10.293] | Oh, they' re so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they? |
| [18:13.697] | points at the baby she' s holding This is a boy, |
| [18:15.339] | points at the baby Chandler is holding and that' s a girl. |
| [18:16.799] | Her name is Erica. |
| [18:18.158] | Aw.. |
| [18:19.335] | Hey, that pregnant girl' s name was Erica. |
| [18:22.365] | Yeah. It' s a shame you two didn' t get to spend more time together. |
| [18:27.436] | Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad. |
| [18:29.851] | Aw, he' s gonna be so happy. |
| [18:32.071] | Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. |
| [18:34.486] | Ooh, it sounds like a ' 40s newspaper guy, you know? |
| [18:37.102] | " Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I' m gonna blow this story wide open!" |
| [18:41.617] | Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully. |
| [18:45.845] | Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful. |
| [18:49.723] | To Phoebe I want one. |
| [18:51.216] | Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I' ll try slip it in my coat. |
| [18:57.378] | Seriously. Wanna make one of those? |
| [18:59.887] | One? How about a whole bunch? |
| [19:01.861] | Really? |
| [19:02.468] | Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! |
| [19:07.867] | Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull. |
| [19:12.360] | Oh, you guys, I can' t believe this. But I' ll leave now, or I' m gonna miss my plane. |
| [19:16.229] | I' m just so glad you got to see the babies. |
| [19:17.270] | They hug. |
| [19:17.806] | Me too. Oh, I' m just sorry I' m not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! |
| [19:26.650] | Alright, I can' t say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much. |
| [19:32.586] | I love you. |
| [19:33.151] | I love you. |
| [19:34.022] | Call us when you get there. |
| [19:35.344] | I will. Ross, come here. |
| [19:38.034] | She pulls him over to the door. |
| [19:42.227] | I just want you to know.. Last night.. I' ll never forget it. |
| [19:51.881] | Neither will I. |
| [19:54.539] | They hug as Phoebe and Joey stare at the two of them. |
| [20:01.966] | Alright, now I really have to go. |
| [20:04.139] | Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they' re gonna really hate me over there. |
| [20:10.369] | She leaves. |
| [20:13.818] | So, you just let her go? |
| [20:17.020] | Yeah. |
| [20:19.358] | Hey, maybe that' s for the best. |
| [20:21.543] | Yeah? |
| [20:22.549] | Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... |
| [20:25.830] | You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? |
| [20:28.984] | Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye? |
| [20:35.578] | But now she' ll never know how he feels! |
| [20:37.821] | Maybe that' s okay. You know? |
| [20:39.706] | Maybe, maybe it is better this way? |
| [20:42.440] | I mean, now, now you can move on. |
| [20:46.953] | I mean, you' ve been trying to for so long, maybe now that you' re on different continents.. |
| [20:53.058] | Looks at Phoebe Right? |
| [20:53.779] | Phoebe nods. |
| [20:58.738] | Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her. |
| [21:09.556] | Yeah, that' s true. |
| [21:12.923] | Except ... I don' t wanna get over her. |
| [21:19.224] | What? |
| [21:19.760] | I don' t! I wanna be with her. |
| [21:21.918] | Really? |
| [21:22.567] | Yeah, I' m gonna go after her. |
| [21:23.857] | Yeah, you are! |
| [21:24.753] | Woo! |
| [21:25.767] | Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave. |
| [21:27.201] | Wait, wait! Get your coat! Get your coat! |
| [21:30.233] | My coat... |
| [21:30.948] | This is so cool! |
| [21:32.126] | I have no idea what' s going on, but I am excited! |
| [21:35.690] | But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she' s going to say? |
| [21:37.573] | I don' t know, but I.. |
| [21:39.590] | Look, even if she shoots me down, |
| [21:40.891] | at least I won' t spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. |
| [21:43.905] | Where where is my coat?! |
| [21:45.450] | You didn' t bring one! My cab' s downstairs, I' ll drive you to the airport. |
| [21:49.702] | Okay, guys, wish me luck. |
| [21:50.835] | Hurry! |
| [21:51.553] | Good luck, good luck! |
| [22:03.683] | There' s no seatbelt! |
| [22:04.827] | That' s okay. If if we hit anything, the engine will explode, |
| [22:07.993] | so you know, it' s better if you' re thrown from the car. |
| [22:10.546] | Ross looks terrified. |
| [22:12.148] | Alright, alright, let' s do this! |
| [22:13.214] | Okay! |
| [22:13.749] | A guy comes up and gets into the backseat of the cab. |
| [22:16.582] | Hey! |
| [22:16.990] | 18th and East End. |
| [22:17.796] | I I don' t take passengers. |
| [22:19.279] | Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare. |
| [22:21.478] | No, you don' t understand. This isn' t a real cab. |
| [22:23.766] | Alright, I gotta report you. What' s your medallion number? |
| [22:26.085] | My medallion number is, " Get out of the cab!" |
| [22:29.010] | What? |
| [22:29.341] | screaming Get out of the cab! Get out of the cab! |
| [22:38.037] | Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your housewarming present now? |
| [22:41.011] | Now, that you can do. |
| [22:41.838] | Alright! |
| [22:50.541] | Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don' t hide from mama! |
| [23:09.802] | You can open your eyes now. |
| [23:11.325] | Are we off the bridge? |
| [23:12.446] | Yes. |
| [23:13.693] | Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive? |
| [23:16.168] | Yes, she jumped right back up. |
| [23:18.235] | Ross opens his eyes. |
| [23:20.040] | Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down! |
| [23:22.106] | Do you wanna get to Rachel in time? |
| [23:23.841] | Yes, but I don' t wanna die in your cab! |
| [23:26.139] | You should have thought of that before you got in! |
| [23:28.328] | They drive up to a tollbooth. |
| [23:30.522] | Tollbooth. |
| [23:31.168] | What? |
| [23:32.084] | screaming Tollbooth! Four bucks. |
| [23:35.367] | There are quarters in the glove compartment. |
| [23:37.239] | Ross tries to open a plastic bag filled with quarters, but he' s quite slow. |
| [23:39.453] | Hurry! |
| [23:40.107] | Okay! Okay. |
| [23:45.608] | Damn, that window is clean. |
| [23:49.025] | Quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, |
| [23:55.209] | quack, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, quack... |
| [23:59.591] | Monica and Chandler enter. |
| [24:00.012] | We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, |
| [24:02.341] | but now we understand you were doing this. |
| [24:07.945] | Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your housewarming gift, |
| [24:12.794] | I got you a babychick and a babyduck! |
| [24:16.101] | Really? You got us a chick and a duck? |
| [24:18.480] | Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces. |
| [24:24.291] | Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, ' cause now they' re gone! |
| [24:26.915] | Oh, don' t worry, we' ll find them. |
| [24:28.307] | Actually, I' m gonna go check on the twins. |
| [24:29.903] | Alright. |
| [24:31.289] | Oh God! What did I just step on? |
| [24:33.907] | Oh! |
| [24:34.906] | It' s okay, it' s just an egg roll. |
| [24:36.748] | Oh.. |
| [24:37.452] | You stepped on my egg roll? |
| [24:41.045] | I' m sorry, I didn' t know to look for Chinese food on the floor. |
| [24:44.163] | Just put it on a plate and leave. |
| [24:45.203] | She does so. |
| [24:50.376] | Okay, let' s find these birds. |
| [24:52.139] | Alright. |
| [24:56.908] | Wait, wait. Do you hear that? |
| [25:00.858] | Oh! They' re in the table! |
| [25:04.538] | Well, that can' t be good! |
| [25:06.094] | We gotta get them out of there! |
| [25:07.808] | How? |
| [25:08.487] | Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls? |
| [25:11.756] | Oh, tons, I' m quite the woodsman. |
| [25:15.554] | Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little. |
| [25:18.958] | Joey, wait! The ball! |
| [25:20.456] | Oh! |
| [25:21.091] | The ball rolls into one of the goals, |
| [25:22.693] | and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. |
| [25:33.212] | Finally, they can hear the birds again. |
| [25:34.219] | Oh God! So what do we do? |
| [25:39.407] | I don' t know. Maybe we can open this up somehow. |
| [25:41.544] | Okay. |
| [25:44.849] | No... It' s all glued together. |
| [25:48.325] | Does that mean we have to bust it open? |
| [25:51.356] | I don' t know. Maybe. |
| [25:53.823] | Oh my God! |
| [25:55.405] | I know! It' s.. It' s the foosball table. |
| [26:02.040] | All right, you know what? We don' t have a choice. |
| [26:04.452] | It' s like I would have said in that scifi movie if I' d gotten the part. |
| [26:09.664] | " Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! |
| [26:13.597] | Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life, my timemachine." |
| [26:20.628] | Did that movie ever get made? |
| [26:21.954] | It did not. |
| [26:30.754] | Ross, where are you going? |
| [26:32.091] | To talk to Rachel, isn' t that why we took a ride in the deathcab? |
| [26:36.189] | What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? |
| [26:38.045] | Have you never chased anyone through the airport before? |
| [26:40.733] | Not since my copshow got cancelled. |
| [26:44.351] | You have to get a ticket to get past security. |
| [26:46.636] | What? We' re never gonna make it! |
| [26:48.130] | Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass! |
| [26:50.810] | They run to the ticket counter, but they get stuck behind a group of old people |
| [26:51.536] | who are walking very slowly. |
| [26:53.697] | Okay, if you could all walk slower, that' d be great. |
| [27:04.372] | Madame, your passport please? |
| [27:06.465] | Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn' t gonna remember any of my highschool French, |
| [27:10.683] | but I understood every word you just said! |
| [27:14.286] | Your boarding pass, please. |
| [27:15.669] | Oh. |
| [27:18.360] | Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can' t believe this. |
| [27:23.750] | Madame, if you don' t have your boarding pass... |
| [27:25.260] | I have it, I have it, I have it. |
| [27:27.819] | Oh, okay, I can' t find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that' s my brasize. |
| [27:37.753] | Madame, you must have your boarding pass.. |
| [27:39.213] | Okay, fine! But you know what? |
| [27:40.248] | If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem. |
| [27:50.883] | Hey, I need a ticket. |
| [27:52.279] | Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don' t get to see how it works out? |
| [27:56.459] | Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets. |
| [27:59.098] | We' re on our honeymoon. |
| [28:02.385] | And the destination? |
| [28:03.479] | I don' t care. Whatever is the cheapest. |
| [28:06.278] | I' m so lucky I married you. |
| [28:10.870] | Oh! Shoot! Damn it! Where is it? Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it! |
| [28:16.547] | Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! |
| [28:19.041] | In your face! You' re a different person. |
| [28:25.149] | Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don' t see it, do you see it? |
| [28:31.112] | No, did we miss it? |
| [28:32.346] | No, no, no. That' s impossible. It doesn' t leave for another 20 minutes. |
| [28:35.944] | Maybe we have the flightnumber wrong. God. |
| [28:42.701] | Hello. |
| [28:43.490] | Hey, it' s me. Here' s Ross. |
| [28:47.044] | What? Hey, hey, listen.. |
| [28:48.561] | Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn' t believe the cute little noises the twins are making. |
| [28:51.927] | Listen. |
| [28:52.490] | She holds the phone down to the twins. |
| [28:53.051] | Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..? |
| [29:00.933] | Oh, I' m sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before. |
| [29:02.589] | That' s alright. Listen, listen. |
| [29:03.510] | Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again. |
| [29:04.910] | She holds down the phone to the twins again. |
| [29:06.450] | Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..? |
| [29:11.445] | Isn' t that cute? |
| [29:12.196] | That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel' s flight information. |
| [29:17.950] | Oh, okay. Alright, it' s flight 421. Leaves at 8: 40. |
| [29:22.916] | Yes, that' s what I have. It' s not on the board. |
| [29:25.098] | That' s what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8: 40, Newark airport. |
| [29:29.362] | What? |
| [29:30.222] | Newark airport. Why, where are you? |
| [29:34.756] | JFK. |
| [29:41.238] | Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him. |
| [29:42.687] | Cut to Rachel at the gate. |
| [29:45.595] | She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard. |
| [29:55.759] | The gate attendant closes the door and locks it. |
| [30:05.111] | yelling Don' t worry, you guys, we' re gonna get you out of there. |
| [30:09.687] | And we' re also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearingaids. |
| [30:19.050] | Okay. Here goes. |
| [30:27.232] | What' s the matter? |
| [30:29.531] | I need to say goodbye to the table first. |
| [30:34.461] | I understand. |
| [30:37.164] | Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. |
| [30:51.285] | And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... |
| [30:58.342] | All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. |
| [31:10.732] | You wanna say anything? |
| [31:12.059] | I don' t know. Except that, for one last time.. |
| [31:18.586] | he touches the players as he says the following |
| [31:20.320] | Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game. |
| [31:32.063] | Okay, here we go. |
| [31:42.126] | I can' t do it. |
| [31:44.706] | Well, I can' t do it either. |
| [31:47.672] | Hey! Did you find them? |
| [31:48.661] | Yeah, they' re stuck inside the table! |
| [31:50.737] | We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it! |
| [31:53.662] | Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I' ll do it. Gimme! |
| [32:06.084] | Phoebe! Wow! No, no, no! |
| [32:11.315] | Phoebe screams. Well, I' ve never gone this fast before. |
| [32:14.380] | Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is is like an hour away. |
| [32:17.770] | There' s no way we' re gonna make it in time. |
| [32:19.546] | She' s got her cell, you could call her. |
| [32:21.538] | I am not doing this over the phone. |
| [32:23.576] | You don' t have any other choice! |
| [32:32.879] | Hello? |
| [32:33.413] | Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane? |
| [32:36.973] | Yeah. |
| [32:37.822] | To Ross For what it' s worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport. |
| [32:40.550] | Yay. |
| [32:43.398] | Uh, Rach, hang on. |
| [32:44.944] | Phoebe tries to give her phone to Ross, but he won' t take it. He mouths " no." |
| [32:47.812] | Phoebe? Is everything okay? |
| [32:50.938] | Uhm, actually no. No, you' ve... You have to get off the plane. |
| [32:56.724] | What? Why? |
| [32:58.058] | I have this feeling that something' s wrong with it. |
| [33:00.338] | Something is wrong with the left Philange. |
| [33:06.692] | Oh, honey, I' m sure there' s nothing wrong with the plane. |
| [33:09.330] | The passenger in the seat next to Rachel looks at her and seems a little nervous. |
| [33:10.068] | Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris. |
| [33:16.328] | Uhm, what was that? |
| [33:18.806] | Oh, that was just my crazy friend. |
| [33:21.105] | She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange. |
| [33:29.127] | Okay, that doesn' t sound good. |
| [33:32.007] | I wouldn' t worry about it. She' s always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? |
| [33:34.558] | She' s almost never right. |
| [33:35.667] | But she is sometimes. |
| [33:37.579] | Well... |
| [33:39.261] | The passenger stands up and gets his suitcase from the overhead compartment. |
| [33:41.161] | Wait, what are you doing? |
| [33:41.734] | Well, I can' t take this plane now. |
| [33:43.149] | Excuse me, sir, where are you going? |
| [33:44.809] | I have to get off this plane, okay? |
| [33:46.282] | Her friend has a feeling something' s wrong with the left Philange. |
| [33:55.367] | Could I get some peanuts? |
| [33:58.304] | What' s wrong with the plane? |
| [33:59.267] | There' s nothing wrong with the plane. |
| [34:00.681] | Yeah! The left Philange! |
| [34:02.613] | There is no Philange! |
| [34:04.533] | Oh my God. This plane doesn' t even have a Philange! |
| [34:08.539] | I' m not flying on it! |
| [34:09.605] | Ma' am, please sit down! |
| [34:10.754] | What' s going on? |
| [34:11.809] | We' re all getting off. There is no Philange! |
| [34:14.163] | Everybody walks out of the plane. |
| [34:19.473] | This is ridiculous! I... |
| [34:21.188] | She notices that everybody is leaving. |
| [34:23.985] | Yeah, okay. |
| [34:24.755] | Rachel leaves as well. |
| [34:28.135] | Scene: Joey' s apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosballtable, |
| [34:29.252] and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.] | |
| [34:34.404] | Alright. My job here is done. |
| [34:38.096] | That was... Impressive. |
| [34:41.987] | Yeah, you didn' t even use the tools for most of it! |
| [34:45.763] | Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. |
| [34:50.852] | I' ll see you girls later. |
| [34:56.394] | Sorry about the table, man. |
| [34:58.509] | Yeah. |
| [35:00.247] | You gonna buy a new one? |
| [35:02.985] | Probably not. Nah. I don' t know how much I' m gonna wanna play after you go. |
| [35:12.021] | Well, at least we got these little guys out. |
| [35:14.369] | Yeah. |
| [35:15.367] | Aww, we were worried about you! |
| [35:20.475] | Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh? |
| [35:35.446] | I' m gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again. |
| [35:41.501] | Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you. |
| [35:45.677] | What? |
| [35:46.614] | Yeah, I mean we' ve got a lot going on right now. |
| [35:48.817] | And, plus, here they' d have their own room. |
| [35:52.902] | I could get a goose! |
| [35:56.828] | You know, I I think you' re set with the poultry. |
| [36:02.841] | Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? |
| [36:05.159] | You' re gonna get to stay here! |
| [36:06.705] | And, and it' s good, you know, ' cause, ' cause now you have a reason to come visit. |
| [36:17.937] | I think there may be another reason. |
| [36:28.909] | So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake? |
| [36:38.949] | Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah. |
| [36:43.114] | They do the lame cool guy handshake. They look at each other, and then they hug. |
| [37:00.183] | Ma' am, I assure you, the plane is fine. |
| [37:02.866] | And you fixed the Philange? |
| [37:06.418] | Yes, the Philange is fixed. |
| [37:08.711] | As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case. |
| [37:18.589] | Where is she? |
| [37:19.223] | I don' t see her. |
| [37:19.806] | Rachel! Rachel Green! |
| [37:21.605] | There she is! |
| [37:22.533] | Rachel! Rachel! |
| [37:26.199] | Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass? |
| [37:27.618] | No, no, I just have to talk to someone. |
| [37:29.489] | I' m sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass. |
| [37:31.423] | No, no, no, but... |
| [37:32.574] | screaming RACHEL!! |
| [37:36.393] | Rachel comes back to the gate. |
| [37:38.361] | Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here? |
| [37:41.366] | Okay, you' re on. |
| [37:43.277] | What? What? Ross, you' re scaring me. What' s going on? |
| [37:47.025] | Okay, the thing is.. |
| [37:48.934] | Yeah? |
| [37:50.693] | Don' t go. |
| [37:52.226] | What? |
| [37:53.080] | Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don' t go. |
| [37:59.311] | Oh my God. |
| [38:00.462] | I know, I know. I shouldn' t have waited ' till now to say it, but I' m.. That was stupid, okay? |
| [38:05.812] | I' m sorry, but I' m telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane. |
| [38:13.292] | Miss? Are you boarding the plane? |
| [38:15.592] | Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do. |
| [38:23.251] | Miss? |
| [38:25.120] | I I have to get on the plane. |
| [38:27.891] | No, you don' t. |
| [38:28.810] | Yes, I do. |
| [38:29.367] | No, you don' t. |
| [38:29.944] | They' re waiting for me, Ross. I can' t do this right now, I' m sorry. I' m sorry. |
| [38:35.896] | Rachel? |
| [38:38.262] | I' m so sorry. |
| [38:40.213] | She boards the plane. |
| [38:55.670] | I really thought she' d stay. |
| [38:59.309] | I' m sorry. |
| [39:00.330] | Phoebe hugs Ross. |
| [39:14.505] | Well, that' s it. Everything' s packed. |
| [39:21.103] | Wow, this is weird. |
| [39:24.940] | I know. |
| [39:25.867] | Yeah. Uh, does this mean there' s nothing to eat? |
| [39:32.282] | I put three lasagnas in your freezer. |
| [39:35.901] | I love you! |
| [39:36.955] | He hugs her. Phoebe enters. |
| [39:41.121] | Hey! Hey. |
| [39:42.101] | So did you guys make it in time? |
| [39:43.834] | Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway. |
| [39:50.431] | Where' s Ross? |
| [39:52.031] | He went home. He didn' t want to see anybody. |
| [40:12.157] | on the answering machine Ross, hi. It' s me. I just got back on the plane. |
| [40:18.545] | And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. |
| [40:26.927] | It' s just that I wasn' t expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you' re there and saying these things... |
| [40:33.570] | And... And now I' m just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, |
| [40:40.080] | and I didn' t. I mean, I didn' t even get to tell you that I love you too. |
| [40:46.893] | Because of course I do. I love you. |
| [40:52.236] | I love you. |
| [40:54.874] | I love you. |
| [40:57.352] | What am I doing? I love you! |
| [41:02.997] | Oh, I' ve gotta see you. I' ve gotta get off this plane. |
| [41:06.999] | Oh my God! |
| [41:09.171] | on the answering machine Excuse me? |
| [41:10.297] | Miss? Please, sit down! |
| [41:12.214] | I' m sorry. I' m really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? |
| [41:15.472] | I need to tell someone that I love love him. |
| [41:16.991] | Miss, I can' t let you off the plane. |
| [41:18.736] | Let her off the plane! |
| [41:22.428] | I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat. |
| [41:24.331] | Oh, please, miss, you don' t understand! |
| [41:26.735] | Try to understand! |
| [41:29.621] | Oh, come on, miss, isn' t there any way that you can just let me off... |
| [41:33.793] | No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane? |
| [41:39.661] | Rachel appears at the door |
| [41:42.537] | I got off the plane. |
| [41:55.285] | You got off the plane. |
| [42:02.446] | He walks over and kisses her. |
| [42:09.468] | I do love you. |
| [42:11.934] | I love you too, and I' m never letting you go again. |
| [42:15.025] | Okay. ' Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. |
| [42:18.438] | I don' t wanna mess this up again. |
| [42:19.896] | Me neither, okay? We are we' re done being stupid. |
| [42:22.997] | Okay. You and me, alright? This is it. |
| [42:25.616] | This is it. Unless we' re on a break. |
| [42:28.310] | Rachel gives him a look. |
| [42:39.080] | Don' t make jokes now. |
| [42:42.520] | They kiss again. |
| [43:01.549] | Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother' s. Be careful. |
| [43:05.197] | Two other men are rolling the big white dog out of the apartment. |
| [43:06.677] | If that falls off the truck, it wouldn' t be the worst thing. |
| [43:08.946] | She slips them some money. |
| [43:18.951] | Wow. |
| [43:22.119] | I know. It seems smaller somehow. |
| [43:28.195] | Has it always been purple? |
| [43:34.119] | to his children Look around, you guys. This was your first home. |
| [43:39.580] | And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. |
| [43:45.765] | But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal! |
| [43:54.376] | Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment? |
| [44:00.053] | Oh, yeah, that' s true. |
| [44:02.017] | Uh, I haven' t. |
| [44:05.476] | Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, |
| [44:08.941] | and you tried to make it as a dancer? |
| [44:16.424] | Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up? |
| [44:24.336] | Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we' d leave our keys. |
| [44:28.341] | Oh, okay. |
| [44:29.774] | Chandler and Monica walk over to the kitchencounter and leave their keys. |
| [44:40.108] | Then the other four pick out their keys and leave them as well. |
| [45:04.210] | So, I guess this is it. |
| [45:06.010] | Yeah. I guess so. |
| [45:12.671] | crying This is harder than I thought it would be. |
| [45:15.574] | Oh, it' s gonna be okay. |
| [45:17.296] | Chandler hugs her. Monica hugs Ross and Rachel as Chandler gets the stroller with the twins. |
| [45:28.978] | crying Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time? |
| [45:36.253] | We got some time. |
| [45:38.183] | Okay, should we get some coffee? |
| [45:40.438] | Sure. Where? |
| [45:45.346] | They all leave the apartment. |
| [45:48.737] | Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, |
| [45:49.633] | while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. |
| [45:50.801] | Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. |
| [45:52.058] | The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. |
| [45:52.872] | We see the keys on the counter, |
| [45:53.229] | and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. |
| [45:53.563] | The screen fades to black. |
| [45:54.533] | The End |
| [45:55.332] | F R I E N D S |
| [45:56.780] | Forever |
| [00:01.853] | Erica, are you okay? |
| [00:02.753] | Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much. |
| [00:04.491] | I keep getting these stomachaches. |
| [00:06.543] | They come and go like every few minutes. |
| [00:10.943] | Oh my God! |
| [00:12.011] | Relax! We' ll just get her some antacids. |
| [00:15.814] | She doesn' t have a stomachache. She' s in labor! |
| [00:18.275] | Oh my God! |
| [00:19.466] | So if you think I didn' t say goodbye to you because |
| [00:21.865] | you don' t mean as much to me as everybody else, you' re wrong. |
| [00:25.435] | It' s because you mean more to me. |
| [00:27.654] | Rach! |
| [00:28.176] | What?! |
| [00:29.194] | He walks over and kisses her. They pull back, Rachel looks at him, and they kiss again. |
| [00:52.792] | Hey. |
| [00:54.766] | Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home. |
| [00:58.561] | Oh. This was amazing. |
| [01:03.027] | It really was. You' ve learned some new moves! |
| [01:09.077] | Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me " Sex for Dummies" as a joke. |
| [01:13.520] | Ah. |
| [01:14.268] | Who' s laughing now? |
| [01:15.084] | I know! |
| [01:15.613] | They kiss. |
| [02:06.538] | Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good. |
| [02:13.677] | Next time, can I say breathe? |
| [02:15.760] | No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! |
| [02:20.455] | Can I get you anything? |
| [02:21.241] | You want some more ice chips? |
| [02:22.504] | No, I' m okay. |
| [02:23.553] | Alright, I' ll be right back. |
| [02:26.948] | Where are you going? |
| [02:29.153] | To use the bathroom. |
| [02:30.343] | You can' t leave me alone with her. |
| [02:33.218] | What? |
| [02:33.784] | This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with! |
| [02:40.037] | What kind of social situation are you comfortable with? |
| [02:44.064] | It' s just that we' ve never spent any time, you know, alone together. |
| [02:47.916] | You' ll be fine. |
| [02:50.001] | Nah, you won' t, but I' ll be back in two minutes. |
| [02:51.428] | Okay. |
| [03:00.041] | So, ah... Any plans for the summer? |
| [03:06.562] | I don' t know. Maybe churchcamp? |
| [03:12.071] | Hah. May not wanna mention this. |
| [03:19.192] | So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know, |
| [03:21.819] | going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts? |
| [03:26.930] | What? |
| [03:28.070] | Well, it' s just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, |
| [03:32.089] | because no one can experience both. |
| [03:34.413] | Erica just looks at him like he' s crazy. |
| [03:38.663] | One of life' s great, unanswerable questions. |
| [03:43.687] | I mean, who knows? |
| [03:44.723] | Maybe there' s something even more painful than those things? |
| [03:51.246] | Like this. |
| [04:00.369] | Morning. Hey! |
| [04:01.897] | What' s that? |
| [04:03.117] | It' s my housewarming present for Monica and Chandler. |
| [04:07.958] | It' s a baby chick and duck! |
| [04:09.638] | Uhhuh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr. |
| [04:13.541] | I did not see that coming. |
| [04:15.806] | Yeah, I figure they' ll love it at the new house, you know? |
| [04:18.137] | It has that big backyard. |
| [04:19.376] | And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that |
| [04:21.772] | Chandler took the other chick and duck to. |
| [04:25.706] | Yes. |
| [04:26.669] | Yeah. It' s a shame people can' t visit there. |
| [04:29.598] | That is the rule, though. |
| [04:35.132] | Guess what? You' re almost an uncle! |
| [04:37.884] | What? |
| [04:38.433] | Yeah, Erica went into labor last night. |
| [04:40.346] | Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now! |
| [04:41.798] | Oh my God! |
| [04:42.734] | Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it' s gonna be a girl. |
| [04:45.265] | Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl. |
| [04:47.832] | Have you seen him throw a ball? |
| [04:52.822] | Is Rachel here? |
| [04:54.089] | Uh, I think she' s still asleep. |
| [04:55.914] | Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? |
| [04:58.079] | She seemed pretty pissed at you. |
| [04:59.815] | Uh, we, y' know, we worked things out. |
| [05:04.947] | What' s that smile? Did something happen with you two? |
| [05:07.720] | Hey, I' m not one to kiss and tell, but I' m also not one to have sex and shut up. |
| [05:12.829] | We totally did it! |
| [05:16.007] | Oh my God. You and Rachel? |
| [05:17.494] | I know, it' s pretty great. |
| [05:19.286] | So what does that mean? |
| [05:20.476] | Are you guys getting back together? |
| [05:21.956] | Oh, I.. I don' t know. We didn' t really get to talk. |
| [05:25.351] | But do you wanna get back together? |
| [05:27.123] | I don' t know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right. |
| [05:33.126] | When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go. |
| [05:39.294] | You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together. |
| [05:41.311] | screaming YAY! |
| [05:42.154] | Shhh! |
| [05:42.973] | quietly Yay! |
| [05:45.210] | So, so is she still going to Paris? |
| [05:47.951] | Wow, I hadn' t thought of that. I hope not. |
| [05:50.585] | Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever! |
| [05:53.590] | You guys might get back together, |
| [05:54.978] | Monica and Chandler are getting their baby, |
| [05:56.692] | there are chicks and ducks in the world again! |
| [06:00.083] | Oh, I feel like I' m in a musical! |
| [06:02.784] | " Daa raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..." |
| [06:10.174] | Morning! |
| [06:11.093] | Guess we' ll never know how it ends. Okay. |
| [06:14.501] | Hey. Hey. |
| [06:15.624] | Hey. How did you sleep? |
| [06:17.441] | Good. You? |
| [06:19.219] | Good. |
| [06:19.634] | I bet you did! |
| [06:24.128] | Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute? |
| [06:26.425] | Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck? |
| [06:29.147] | Chick and the duck? Didn' t they die... |
| [06:30.986] | Dive. Yeah, they dove headfirst into fun on the farm. |
| [06:44.576] | So... |
| [06:46.793] | He kisses her. |
| [06:48.302] | Morning. |
| [06:50.209] | You too. Last night was just wonderful. |
| [06:53.748] | It really was. |
| [06:56.400] | I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face. |
| [06:58.427] | I know, me too. It was... |
| [07:00.149] | You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen, |
| [07:04.680] | and then it does, and it' s everything you want it to be. |
| [07:08.124] | Uhhuh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye. |
| [07:15.677] | She hugs him, and Ross looks crushed. |
| [07:24.598] | It' s just a little bit more, honey. |
| [07:26.016] | Help me! This hurts! |
| [07:27.504] | Is it really that bad? |
| [07:28.635] | Uhhuh! I think it' s time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse! |
| [07:31.796] | Monica gives Chandler a look. |
| [07:35.340] | The baby' s head is crowning. |
| [07:36.478] | Monica walks down to Erica' s legs to watch the birth. |
| [07:38.017] | Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! |
| [07:42.813] | Chandler, you have to see this! |
| [07:43.838] | Chandler is standing by Erica' s head. |
| [07:44.949] | I' m okay. |
| [07:47.303] | Chandler, you don' t wanna miss this. |
| [07:49.230] | This is the birth of your child! It' s the miracle of life! |
| [07:52.343] | Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle. |
| [08:00.239] | Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders... |
| [08:05.479] | The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up. |
| [08:11.216] | It' s a... It' s a boy! |
| [08:12.815] | Wow! |
| [08:13.410] | Is he okay? |
| [08:14.408] | He' s just fine. |
| [08:15.951] | Oh, you did it! |
| [08:18.734] | It' s a baby! A beautiful little baby! |
| [08:22.708] | And some other stuff I' m gonna pretend I don' t see. |
| [08:28.331] | Would you like to cut the umbilical cord? |
| [08:30.800] | A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together. |
| [08:35.217] | Well, that' s spongy. |
| [08:38.657] | to her son Oh, hey handsome! |
| [08:42.854] | Oh, I' m gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you! |
| [08:51.088] | To Chandler, on the verge of tears Oh, we are so lucky! |
| [08:52.635] | I know. He has your eyes. |
| [08:55.980] | Monica looks at him. |
| [08:58.875] | I mean, I know that' s not possible, but he does. |
| [09:02.644] | We' ll just get him cleaned up a bit. |
| [09:04.093] | Okay. |
| [09:07.609] | To Erica Oh my God, he' s beautiful. Thank you so much. |
| [09:12.166] | I' m really happy for you guys. |
| [09:14.486] | How do you feel? |
| [09:16.339] | I' m tired! |
| [09:18.014] | Well, you don' t have that much time to relax. |
| [09:19.998] | The other one will be along in a minute. |
| [09:21.568] | Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly. |
| [09:28.191] | I... I' m sorry, who should be along in a what now? |
| [09:32.920] | The next baby should be along in a minute. |
| [09:35.606] | We only ordered one! |
| [09:39.336] | You know it' s twins, right? |
| [09:41.449] | Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know! |
| [09:50.729] | I can' t believe you didn' t know it' s twins! |
| [09:53.226] | This has never happened before. |
| [09:54.564] | Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good. |
| [09:58.719] | to the doctor Wait, did you know it was twins? |
| [10:00.349] | Yeah, it' s here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio. |
| [10:03.414] | to Erica Anybody tell you? |
| [10:04.581] | I don' t think so. |
| [10:06.382] | Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. |
| [10:09.485] | But I thought that was just mine and the baby' s. |
| [10:11.638] | They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and |
| [10:13.616] | I thought well, that' s good ' cause I' m having a baby. |
| [10:18.606] | This is unbelievable. |
| [10:19.709] | Twins actually run in my family. |
| [10:21.362] | Interesting! |
| [10:24.422] | To Monica Can I see you for a second? |
| [10:25.650] | They walk over to the door. |
| [10:29.098] | What do we do? |
| [10:30.461] | What do you mean " what do we do"? |
| [10:31.468] | panicking Twins! Twins!! |
| [10:35.674] | Chandler, you' re panicking! |
| [10:36.959] | Uhhuh! Join me, won' t you?! |
| [10:40.848] | Okay, what do you say we keep one, |
| [10:42.313] | and then just like have an option on the other one? |
| [10:45.162] | We can' t split them up! |
| [10:46.774] | Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, |
| [10:51.513] | they' ll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that' s a great day for everybody. |
| [11:00.341] | Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible? |
| [11:03.271] | What if they' re not? What if it' s adopted by a king? |
| [11:06.341] | Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt. |
| [11:10.166] | Monica, we are not ready to have two babies! |
| [11:13.125] | That doesn' t matter! We have waited so long for this. |
| [11:16.960] | I don' t care if it' s two babies. |
| [11:18.763] | I don' t care if it' s three babies! |
| [11:20.258] | I don' t care if the entire cast of " Eight is Enough" comes out of there! |
| [11:25.608] | We are taking them home, because they are our children! |
| [11:29.364] | smiles Okay. Shhh... |
| [11:32.262] | He hugs her. |
| [11:33.437] | Okay. Okay! Okay! |
| [11:36.795] | It looks like we' re about ready over here. |
| [11:38.511] | Monica and Chandler run back to Erica' s bed. |
| [11:39.197] | Come on, Erica, start pushing again now. |
| [11:40.606] | Ow! Erica screams. |
| [11:43.361] | Here she comes! |
| [11:45.284] | shocked She? It' s a girl? |
| [11:47.262] | Yeah. |
| [11:50.618] | To Monica Well, now we have one of each! |
| [11:53.885] | To the doctor And that' s enough! |
| [11:59.340] | And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye. |
| [12:03.279] | Oh my God! What did you say? |
| [12:06.508] | Nothing! What do you say to that? |
| [12:08.479] | Ross, you' ve got to tell her how you feel! |
| [12:11.063] | No way! |
| [12:12.285] | You can' t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do? |
| [12:17.768] | What? |
| [12:18.419] | Dude, I' m just trying to speak your language. |
| [12:21.841] | Ross, Rachel doesn' t know that you wanna get back together. |
| [12:24.856] | If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go. |
| [12:29.427] | You really think so? |
| [12:30.508] | I' m telling you! Oh, okay! |
| [12:32.971] | This is the part of the musical where there' d be a really good convincing song. |
| [12:36.524] | " Bambam, don' t take no for an answer. Bambam, don' t let love fly away. Bambambambam..." |
| [12:43.689] | Hi! |
| [12:44.512] | Can' t a girl finish a song around here? |
| [12:47.721] | Hey! Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom' s. |
| [12:50.345] | Okay. |
| [12:51.017] | Oh, you' re not taking her with you tonight? |
| [12:52.536] | No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, |
| [12:55.118] | and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday. |
| [12:57.343] | Wow, eight hour flight with a oneyear old? Good luck, mom. |
| [13:00.117] | Are you kidding? |
| [13:00.703] | Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma! |
| [13:06.771] | Alright, you know what? You' re right. I should at least tell her how I feel. |
| [13:11.088] | Ross, wait! |
| [13:12.105] | What? What? |
| [13:13.426] | Could you get me a muffin? |
| [13:18.765] | Rachel? |
| [13:19.288] | Yeah? |
| [13:21.183] | I... I know you' re leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you. |
| [13:28.630] | I love you. |
| [13:30.228] | Ross is shocked. |
| [13:32.602] | I... I don' t know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know. |
| [13:41.766] | touched Gunther... Oh... I love you too. |
| [13:47.921] | Probably not in the same way, but I do. |
| [13:52.310] | And, and when I' m in a café, having coffee, |
| [13:55.929] | or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I' ll think of you. Aw. |
| [14:03.051] | She kisses him on the cheek and looks over at the others. |
| [14:07.594] | Oh... Bye guys. Rachel leaves. |
| [14:14.859] | Oh my God! |
| [14:17.616] | Unbelievable! |
| [14:20.209] | Hey, you know what might help? |
| [14:21.188] | I' m not getting you a muffin! |
| [14:33.607] | Do you think they recognize each other from in there? |
| [14:36.911] | Maybe. Unless they' re like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years, |
| [14:41.388] | and then one day they' re pushed through a vagina and they meet. |
| [14:46.528] | We' re going to take Erica to recovery now. |
| [14:49.050] | There' s something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girlbaby Erica. |
| [14:57.775] | Oh my God, that' s just like my name! |
| [15:02.325] | Son of a gun, it is! |
| [15:06.345] | Anyway, I' m gonna go and get some rest. |
| [15:09.753] | I' m really glad I picked you guys. |
| [15:12.658] | You' re gonna make great parents. Even Chandler. |
| [15:19.935] | Okay, well, bye! Bye! Bye! |
| [15:21.653] | We' ll call you! |
| [15:22.089] | Okay. |
| [15:23.053] | Have fun at churchcamp! |
| [15:26.096] | The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other. |
| [15:30.534] | Oh, look at these little bunnies! |
| [15:32.960] | I know! You ready to trade? |
| [15:37.617] | Okay. |
| [15:37.974] | Okay. |
| [15:40.469] | Alright, let' s see.. |
| [15:42.623] | They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. |
| [15:43.876] | They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. |
| [15:45.124] | They give up pretty quickly. |
| [15:51.539] | We could trade later. |
| [15:52.317] | Yeah, I' m good. |
| [15:57.584] | Hey, what are you working on? |
| [15:58.875] | It' s a... It' s a " welcome home" sign for the baby. |
| [16:01.500] | He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads, |
| [16:01.816] | " Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster. |
| [16:02.108] | How sweet! Oh, is that the baby? |
| [16:04.422] | She points at the stain. |
| [16:04.840] | No, I sat in the paint. |
| [16:09.351] | Hey. |
| [16:09.990] | Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel? |
| [16:12.206] | No, and I' m not going to. |
| [16:14.637] | What? |
| [16:14.987] | Why not? |
| [16:16.030] | Because she' s just going to shoot me down. |
| [16:17.871] | You guys saw what happened with Gunther. |
| [16:19.374] | That did not look like fun. |
| [16:20.971] | How can you compare yourself to Gunther? |
| [16:23.629] | I mean, sure, he' s sexy in a more obvious way. |
| [16:29.045] | You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night. |
| [16:32.525] | Yeah, and she still wants to go! It' s pretty clear where she is. |
| [16:36.625] | Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes... |
| [16:38.549] | He sits down in the wet paint again. |
| [16:38.874] | Uh, Joe? |
| [16:39.630] | Damn it! |
| [16:42.026] | Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don' t have to do it now. |
| [16:44.971] | Okay? I' ll be seeing her again. We' ve got time. |
| [16:47.499] | No, you don' t! She' s going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody. |
| [16:51.804] | Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris? |
| [16:54.645] | It' s... It' s a city of Gunthers! |
| [16:59.541] | Mike enters with a roll of paper in his hand. |
| [17:00.544] | Hey! Hey! What do you have there? |
| [17:03.466] | Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it' d be better, but.. |
| [17:06.397] | He shows them a beautiful banner he has made. It reads, " Welcome to the World, Baby Bing." |
| [17:09.657] | Oh my God! You did that yourself? |
| [17:11.703] | Honey, that' s gorgeous! |
| [17:13.389] | You know, the baby can' t read, Mike! |
| [17:18.617] | Hi! You guys, the carservice just got here. |
| [17:20.610] | I can' t believe they' re not home yet! |
| [17:22.353] | I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby! |
| [17:25.295] | Monica just called from the cab. |
| [17:26.807] | She said they should be here any minute. |
| [17:28.286] | And apparently, there' s some big surprise. |
| [17:30.937] | Yeah, did she sound happy about it? |
| [17:32.796] | ' Cause my friend Ethel' s baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard. |
| [17:37.560] | Monica enters carrying her son. |
| [17:40.623] | Oh my God! Oh my God! |
| [17:41.759] | They all walk over to see the baby. |
| [17:44.277] | Hi! Oh my gosh! |
| [17:48.148] | Chandler enters carrying his daughter. Hey. |
| [17:49.375] | Everybody turns around. Hey. |
| [17:50.705] | They turn back around to see the baby Monica' s carrying, |
| [17:51.018] | but then they realise what the surprise is. |
| [17:52.608] | Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby. |
| [17:53.670] | Joey hasn' t figured it out yet. |
| [17:54.559] | To Monica Hey, so what is the big surprise? |
| [17:58.809] | Oh. |
| [17:59.962] | Joey stares at Chandler and Monica and finally puts two and two together. He gasps. |
| [18:02.004] | Oh my God! |
| [18:02.595] | What... What... |
| [18:03.875] | Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right? |
| [18:07.544] | Yes, it' s twins! |
| [18:09.109] | Oh my God. |
| [18:10.293] | Oh, they' re so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they? |
| [18:13.697] | points at the baby she' s holding This is a boy, |
| [18:15.339] | points at the baby Chandler is holding and that' s a girl. |
| [18:16.799] | Her name is Erica. |
| [18:18.158] | Aw.. |
| [18:19.335] | Hey, that pregnant girl' s name was Erica. |
| [18:22.365] | Yeah. It' s a shame you two didn' t get to spend more time together. |
| [18:27.436] | Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad. |
| [18:29.851] | Aw, he' s gonna be so happy. |
| [18:32.071] | Oh, Jack Bing. I love that. |
| [18:34.486] | Ooh, it sounds like a ' 40s newspaper guy, you know? |
| [18:37.102] | " Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I' m gonna blow this story wide open!" |
| [18:41.617] | Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully. |
| [18:45.845] | Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful. |
| [18:49.723] | To Phoebe I want one. |
| [18:51.216] | Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I' ll try slip it in my coat. |
| [18:57.378] | Seriously. Wanna make one of those? |
| [18:59.887] | One? How about a whole bunch? |
| [19:01.861] | Really? |
| [19:02.468] | Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family! |
| [19:07.867] | Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull. |
| [19:12.360] | Oh, you guys, I can' t believe this. But I' ll leave now, or I' m gonna miss my plane. |
| [19:16.229] | I' m just so glad you got to see the babies. |
| [19:17.270] | They hug. |
| [19:17.806] | Me too. Oh, I' m just sorry I' m not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! |
| [19:26.650] | Alright, I can' t say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much. |
| [19:32.586] | I love you. |
| [19:33.151] | I love you. |
| [19:34.022] | Call us when you get there. |
| [19:35.344] | I will. Ross, come here. |
| [19:38.034] | She pulls him over to the door. |
| [19:42.227] | I just want you to know.. Last night.. I' ll never forget it. |
| [19:51.881] | Neither will I. |
| [19:54.539] | They hug as Phoebe and Joey stare at the two of them. |
| [20:01.966] | Alright, now I really have to go. |
| [20:04.139] | Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they' re gonna really hate me over there. |
| [20:10.369] | She leaves. |
| [20:13.818] | So, you just let her go? |
| [20:17.020] | Yeah. |
| [20:19.358] | Hey, maybe that' s for the best. |
| [20:21.543] | Yeah? |
| [20:22.549] | Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... |
| [20:25.830] | You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? |
| [20:28.984] | Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye? |
| [20:35.578] | But now she' ll never know how he feels! |
| [20:37.821] | Maybe that' s okay. You know? |
| [20:39.706] | Maybe, maybe it is better this way? |
| [20:42.440] | I mean, now, now you can move on. |
| [20:46.953] | I mean, you' ve been trying to for so long, maybe now that you' re on different continents.. |
| [20:53.058] | Looks at Phoebe Right? |
| [20:53.779] | Phoebe nods. |
| [20:58.738] | Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her. |
| [21:09.556] | Yeah, that' s true. |
| [21:12.923] | Except ... I don' t wanna get over her. |
| [21:19.224] | What? |
| [21:19.760] | I don' t! I wanna be with her. |
| [21:21.918] | Really? |
| [21:22.567] | Yeah, I' m gonna go after her. |
| [21:23.857] | Yeah, you are! |
| [21:24.753] | Woo! |
| [21:25.767] | Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave. |
| [21:27.201] | Wait, wait! Get your coat! Get your coat! |
| [21:30.233] | My coat... |
| [21:30.948] | This is so cool! |
| [21:32.126] | I have no idea what' s going on, but I am excited! |
| [21:35.690] | But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she' s going to say? |
| [21:37.573] | I don' t know, but I.. |
| [21:39.590] | Look, even if she shoots me down, |
| [21:40.891] | at least I won' t spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened. |
| [21:43.905] | Where where is my coat?! |
| [21:45.450] | You didn' t bring one! My cab' s downstairs, I' ll drive you to the airport. |
| [21:49.702] | Okay, guys, wish me luck. |
| [21:50.835] | Hurry! |
| [21:51.553] | Good luck, good luck! |
| [22:03.683] | There' s no seatbelt! |
| [22:04.827] | That' s okay. If if we hit anything, the engine will explode, |
| [22:07.993] | so you know, it' s better if you' re thrown from the car. |
| [22:10.546] | Ross looks terrified. |
| [22:12.148] | Alright, alright, let' s do this! |
| [22:13.214] | Okay! |
| [22:13.749] | A guy comes up and gets into the backseat of the cab. |
| [22:16.582] | Hey! |
| [22:16.990] | 18th and East End. |
| [22:17.796] | I I don' t take passengers. |
| [22:19.279] | Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare. |
| [22:21.478] | No, you don' t understand. This isn' t a real cab. |
| [22:23.766] | Alright, I gotta report you. What' s your medallion number? |
| [22:26.085] | My medallion number is, " Get out of the cab!" |
| [22:29.010] | What? |
| [22:29.341] | screaming Get out of the cab! Get out of the cab! |
| [22:38.037] | Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your housewarming present now? |
| [22:41.011] | Now, that you can do. |
| [22:41.838] | Alright! |
| [22:50.541] | Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don' t hide from mama! |
| [23:09.802] | You can open your eyes now. |
| [23:11.325] | Are we off the bridge? |
| [23:12.446] | Yes. |
| [23:13.693] | Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive? |
| [23:16.168] | Yes, she jumped right back up. |
| [23:18.235] | Ross opens his eyes. |
| [23:20.040] | Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down! |
| [23:22.106] | Do you wanna get to Rachel in time? |
| [23:23.841] | Yes, but I don' t wanna die in your cab! |
| [23:26.139] | You should have thought of that before you got in! |
| [23:28.328] | They drive up to a tollbooth. |
| [23:30.522] | Tollbooth. |
| [23:31.168] | What? |
| [23:32.084] | screaming Tollbooth! Four bucks. |
| [23:35.367] | There are quarters in the glove compartment. |
| [23:37.239] | Ross tries to open a plastic bag filled with quarters, but he' s quite slow. |
| [23:39.453] | Hurry! |
| [23:40.107] | Okay! Okay. |
| [23:45.608] | Damn, that window is clean. |
| [23:49.025] | Quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, |
| [23:55.209] | quack, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, quack... |
| [23:59.591] | Monica and Chandler enter. |
| [24:00.012] | We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, |
| [24:02.341] | but now we understand you were doing this. |
| [24:07.945] | Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your housewarming gift, |
| [24:12.794] | I got you a babychick and a babyduck! |
| [24:16.101] | Really? You got us a chick and a duck? |
| [24:18.480] | Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces. |
| [24:24.291] | Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, ' cause now they' re gone! |
| [24:26.915] | Oh, don' t worry, we' ll find them. |
| [24:28.307] | Actually, I' m gonna go check on the twins. |
| [24:29.903] | Alright. |
| [24:31.289] | Oh God! What did I just step on? |
| [24:33.907] | Oh! |
| [24:34.906] | It' s okay, it' s just an egg roll. |
| [24:36.748] | Oh.. |
| [24:37.452] | You stepped on my egg roll? |
| [24:41.045] | I' m sorry, I didn' t know to look for Chinese food on the floor. |
| [24:44.163] | Just put it on a plate and leave. |
| [24:45.203] | She does so. |
| [24:50.376] | Okay, let' s find these birds. |
| [24:52.139] | Alright. |
| [24:56.908] | Wait, wait. Do you hear that? |
| [25:00.858] | Oh! They' re in the table! |
| [25:04.538] | Well, that can' t be good! |
| [25:06.094] | We gotta get them out of there! |
| [25:07.808] | How? |
| [25:08.487] | Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls? |
| [25:11.756] | Oh, tons, I' m quite the woodsman. |
| [25:15.554] | Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little. |
| [25:18.958] | Joey, wait! The ball! |
| [25:20.456] | Oh! |
| [25:21.091] | The ball rolls into one of the goals, |
| [25:22.693] | and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. |
| [25:33.212] | Finally, they can hear the birds again. |
| [25:34.219] | Oh God! So what do we do? |
| [25:39.407] | I don' t know. Maybe we can open this up somehow. |
| [25:41.544] | Okay. |
| [25:44.849] | No... It' s all glued together. |
| [25:48.325] | Does that mean we have to bust it open? |
| [25:51.356] | I don' t know. Maybe. |
| [25:53.823] | Oh my God! |
| [25:55.405] | I know! It' s.. It' s the foosball table. |
| [26:02.040] | All right, you know what? We don' t have a choice. |
| [26:04.452] | It' s like I would have said in that scifi movie if I' d gotten the part. |
| [26:09.664] | " Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! |
| [26:13.597] | Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life, my timemachine." |
| [26:20.628] | Did that movie ever get made? |
| [26:21.954] | It did not. |
| [26:30.754] | Ross, where are you going? |
| [26:32.091] | To talk to Rachel, isn' t that why we took a ride in the deathcab? |
| [26:36.189] | What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? |
| [26:38.045] | Have you never chased anyone through the airport before? |
| [26:40.733] | Not since my copshow got cancelled. |
| [26:44.351] | You have to get a ticket to get past security. |
| [26:46.636] | What? We' re never gonna make it! |
| [26:48.130] | Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass! |
| [26:50.810] | They run to the ticket counter, but they get stuck behind a group of old people |
| [26:51.536] | who are walking very slowly. |
| [26:53.697] | Okay, if you could all walk slower, that' d be great. |
| [27:04.372] | Madame, your passport please? |
| [27:06.465] | Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn' t gonna remember any of my highschool French, |
| [27:10.683] | but I understood every word you just said! |
| [27:14.286] | Your boarding pass, please. |
| [27:15.669] | Oh. |
| [27:18.360] | Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can' t believe this. |
| [27:23.750] | Madame, if you don' t have your boarding pass... |
| [27:25.260] | I have it, I have it, I have it. |
| [27:27.819] | Oh, okay, I can' t find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that' s my brasize. |
| [27:37.753] | Madame, you must have your boarding pass.. |
| [27:39.213] | Okay, fine! But you know what? |
| [27:40.248] | If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem. |
| [27:50.883] | Hey, I need a ticket. |
| [27:52.279] | Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don' t get to see how it works out? |
| [27:56.459] | Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets. |
| [27:59.098] | We' re on our honeymoon. |
| [28:02.385] | And the destination? |
| [28:03.479] | I don' t care. Whatever is the cheapest. |
| [28:06.278] | I' m so lucky I married you. |
| [28:10.870] | Oh! Shoot! Damn it! Where is it? Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it! |
| [28:16.547] | Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it! |
| [28:19.041] | In your face! You' re a different person. |
| [28:25.149] | Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don' t see it, do you see it? |
| [28:31.112] | No, did we miss it? |
| [28:32.346] | No, no, no. That' s impossible. It doesn' t leave for another 20 minutes. |
| [28:35.944] | Maybe we have the flightnumber wrong. God. |
| [28:42.701] | Hello. |
| [28:43.490] | Hey, it' s me. Here' s Ross. |
| [28:47.044] | What? Hey, hey, listen.. |
| [28:48.561] | Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn' t believe the cute little noises the twins are making. |
| [28:51.927] | Listen. |
| [28:52.490] | She holds the phone down to the twins. |
| [28:53.051] | Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..? |
| [29:00.933] | Oh, I' m sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before. |
| [29:02.589] | That' s alright. Listen, listen. |
| [29:03.510] | Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again. |
| [29:04.910] | She holds down the phone to the twins again. |
| [29:06.450] | Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..? |
| [29:11.445] | Isn' t that cute? |
| [29:12.196] | That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel' s flight information. |
| [29:17.950] | Oh, okay. Alright, it' s flight 421. Leaves at 8: 40. |
| [29:22.916] | Yes, that' s what I have. It' s not on the board. |
| [29:25.098] | That' s what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8: 40, Newark airport. |
| [29:29.362] | What? |
| [29:30.222] | Newark airport. Why, where are you? |
| [29:34.756] | JFK. |
| [29:41.238] | Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him. |
| [29:42.687] | Cut to Rachel at the gate. |
| [29:45.595] | She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard. |
| [29:55.759] | The gate attendant closes the door and locks it. |
| [30:05.111] | yelling Don' t worry, you guys, we' re gonna get you out of there. |
| [30:09.687] | And we' re also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearingaids. |
| [30:19.050] | Okay. Here goes. |
| [30:27.232] | What' s the matter? |
| [30:29.531] | I need to say goodbye to the table first. |
| [30:34.461] | I understand. |
| [30:37.164] | Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times. |
| [30:51.285] | And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel... |
| [30:58.342] | All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. |
| [31:10.732] | You wanna say anything? |
| [31:12.059] | I don' t know. Except that, for one last time.. |
| [31:18.586] | he touches the players as he says the following |
| [31:20.320] | Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game. |
| [31:32.063] | Okay, here we go. |
| [31:42.126] | I can' t do it. |
| [31:44.706] | Well, I can' t do it either. |
| [31:47.672] | Hey! Did you find them? |
| [31:48.661] | Yeah, they' re stuck inside the table! |
| [31:50.737] | We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it! |
| [31:53.662] | Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I' ll do it. Gimme! |
| [32:06.084] | Phoebe! Wow! No, no, no! |
| [32:11.315] | Phoebe screams. Well, I' ve never gone this fast before. |
| [32:14.380] | Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is is like an hour away. |
| [32:17.770] | There' s no way we' re gonna make it in time. |
| [32:19.546] | She' s got her cell, you could call her. |
| [32:21.538] | I am not doing this over the phone. |
| [32:23.576] | You don' t have any other choice! |
| [32:32.879] | Hello? |
| [32:33.413] | Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane? |
| [32:36.973] | Yeah. |
| [32:37.822] | To Ross For what it' s worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport. |
| [32:40.550] | Yay. |
| [32:43.398] | Uh, Rach, hang on. |
| [32:44.944] | Phoebe tries to give her phone to Ross, but he won' t take it. He mouths " no." |
| [32:47.812] | Phoebe? Is everything okay? |
| [32:50.938] | Uhm, actually no. No, you' ve... You have to get off the plane. |
| [32:56.724] | What? Why? |
| [32:58.058] | I have this feeling that something' s wrong with it. |
| [33:00.338] | Something is wrong with the left Philange. |
| [33:06.692] | Oh, honey, I' m sure there' s nothing wrong with the plane. |
| [33:09.330] | The passenger in the seat next to Rachel looks at her and seems a little nervous. |
| [33:10.068] | Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris. |
| [33:16.328] | Uhm, what was that? |
| [33:18.806] | Oh, that was just my crazy friend. |
| [33:21.105] | She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange. |
| [33:29.127] | Okay, that doesn' t sound good. |
| [33:32.007] | I wouldn' t worry about it. She' s always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? |
| [33:34.558] | She' s almost never right. |
| [33:35.667] | But she is sometimes. |
| [33:37.579] | Well... |
| [33:39.261] | The passenger stands up and gets his suitcase from the overhead compartment. |
| [33:41.161] | Wait, what are you doing? |
| [33:41.734] | Well, I can' t take this plane now. |
| [33:43.149] | Excuse me, sir, where are you going? |
| [33:44.809] | I have to get off this plane, okay? |
| [33:46.282] | Her friend has a feeling something' s wrong with the left Philange. |
| [33:55.367] | Could I get some peanuts? |
| [33:58.304] | What' s wrong with the plane? |
| [33:59.267] | There' s nothing wrong with the plane. |
| [34:00.681] | Yeah! The left Philange! |
| [34:02.613] | There is no Philange! |
| [34:04.533] | Oh my God. This plane doesn' t even have a Philange! |
| [34:08.539] | I' m not flying on it! |
| [34:09.605] | Ma' am, please sit down! |
| [34:10.754] | What' s going on? |
| [34:11.809] | We' re all getting off. There is no Philange! |
| [34:14.163] | Everybody walks out of the plane. |
| [34:19.473] | This is ridiculous! I... |
| [34:21.188] | She notices that everybody is leaving. |
| [34:23.985] | Yeah, okay. |
| [34:24.755] | Rachel leaves as well. |
| [34:28.135] | Scene: Joey' s apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosballtable, |
| [34:29.252] and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.] | |
| [34:34.404] | Alright. My job here is done. |
| [34:38.096] | That was... Impressive. |
| [34:41.987] | Yeah, you didn' t even use the tools for most of it! |
| [34:45.763] | Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. |
| [34:50.852] | I' ll see you girls later. |
| [34:56.394] | Sorry about the table, man. |
| [34:58.509] | Yeah. |
| [35:00.247] | You gonna buy a new one? |
| [35:02.985] | Probably not. Nah. I don' t know how much I' m gonna wanna play after you go. |
| [35:12.021] | Well, at least we got these little guys out. |
| [35:14.369] | Yeah. |
| [35:15.367] | Aww, we were worried about you! |
| [35:20.475] | Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh? |
| [35:35.446] | I' m gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again. |
| [35:41.501] | Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you. |
| [35:45.677] | What? |
| [35:46.614] | Yeah, I mean we' ve got a lot going on right now. |
| [35:48.817] | And, plus, here they' d have their own room. |
| [35:52.902] | I could get a goose! |
| [35:56.828] | You know, I I think you' re set with the poultry. |
| [36:02.841] | Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys? |
| [36:05.159] | You' re gonna get to stay here! |
| [36:06.705] | And, and it' s good, you know, ' cause, ' cause now you have a reason to come visit. |
| [36:17.937] | I think there may be another reason. |
| [36:28.909] | So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake? |
| [36:38.949] | Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah. |
| [36:43.114] | They do the lame cool guy handshake. They look at each other, and then they hug. |
| [37:00.183] | Ma' am, I assure you, the plane is fine. |
| [37:02.866] | And you fixed the Philange? |
| [37:06.418] | Yes, the Philange is fixed. |
| [37:08.711] | As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case. |
| [37:18.589] | Where is she? |
| [37:19.223] | I don' t see her. |
| [37:19.806] | Rachel! Rachel Green! |
| [37:21.605] | There she is! |
| [37:22.533] | Rachel! Rachel! |
| [37:26.199] | Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass? |
| [37:27.618] | No, no, I just have to talk to someone. |
| [37:29.489] | I' m sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass. |
| [37:31.423] | No, no, no, but... |
| [37:32.574] | screaming RACHEL!! |
| [37:36.393] | Rachel comes back to the gate. |
| [37:38.361] | Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here? |
| [37:41.366] | Okay, you' re on. |
| [37:43.277] | What? What? Ross, you' re scaring me. What' s going on? |
| [37:47.025] | Okay, the thing is.. |
| [37:48.934] | Yeah? |
| [37:50.693] | Don' t go. |
| [37:52.226] | What? |
| [37:53.080] | Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don' t go. |
| [37:59.311] | Oh my God. |
| [38:00.462] | I know, I know. I shouldn' t have waited ' till now to say it, but I' m.. That was stupid, okay? |
| [38:05.812] | I' m sorry, but I' m telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane. |
| [38:13.292] | Miss? Are you boarding the plane? |
| [38:15.592] | Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do. |
| [38:23.251] | Miss? |
| [38:25.120] | I I have to get on the plane. |
| [38:27.891] | No, you don' t. |
| [38:28.810] | Yes, I do. |
| [38:29.367] | No, you don' t. |
| [38:29.944] | They' re waiting for me, Ross. I can' t do this right now, I' m sorry. I' m sorry. |
| [38:35.896] | Rachel? |
| [38:38.262] | I' m so sorry. |
| [38:40.213] | She boards the plane. |
| [38:55.670] | I really thought she' d stay. |
| [38:59.309] | I' m sorry. |
| [39:00.330] | Phoebe hugs Ross. |
| [39:14.505] | Well, that' s it. Everything' s packed. |
| [39:21.103] | Wow, this is weird. |
| [39:24.940] | I know. |
| [39:25.867] | Yeah. Uh, does this mean there' s nothing to eat? |
| [39:32.282] | I put three lasagnas in your freezer. |
| [39:35.901] | I love you! |
| [39:36.955] | He hugs her. Phoebe enters. |
| [39:41.121] | Hey! Hey. |
| [39:42.101] | So did you guys make it in time? |
| [39:43.834] | Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway. |
| [39:50.431] | Where' s Ross? |
| [39:52.031] | He went home. He didn' t want to see anybody. |
| [40:12.157] | on the answering machine Ross, hi. It' s me. I just got back on the plane. |
| [40:18.545] | And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. |
| [40:26.927] | It' s just that I wasn' t expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you' re there and saying these things... |
| [40:33.570] | And... And now I' m just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, |
| [40:40.080] | and I didn' t. I mean, I didn' t even get to tell you that I love you too. |
| [40:46.893] | Because of course I do. I love you. |
| [40:52.236] | I love you. |
| [40:54.874] | I love you. |
| [40:57.352] | What am I doing? I love you! |
| [41:02.997] | Oh, I' ve gotta see you. I' ve gotta get off this plane. |
| [41:06.999] | Oh my God! |
| [41:09.171] | on the answering machine Excuse me? |
| [41:10.297] | Miss? Please, sit down! |
| [41:12.214] | I' m sorry. I' m really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? |
| [41:15.472] | I need to tell someone that I love love him. |
| [41:16.991] | Miss, I can' t let you off the plane. |
| [41:18.736] | Let her off the plane! |
| [41:22.428] | I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat. |
| [41:24.331] | Oh, please, miss, you don' t understand! |
| [41:26.735] | Try to understand! |
| [41:29.621] | Oh, come on, miss, isn' t there any way that you can just let me off... |
| [41:33.793] | No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane? |
| [41:39.661] | Rachel appears at the door |
| [41:42.537] | I got off the plane. |
| [41:55.285] | You got off the plane. |
| [42:02.446] | He walks over and kisses her. |
| [42:09.468] | I do love you. |
| [42:11.934] | I love you too, and I' m never letting you go again. |
| [42:15.025] | Okay. ' Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around. |
| [42:18.438] | I don' t wanna mess this up again. |
| [42:19.896] | Me neither, okay? We are we' re done being stupid. |
| [42:22.997] | Okay. You and me, alright? This is it. |
| [42:25.616] | This is it. Unless we' re on a break. |
| [42:28.310] | Rachel gives him a look. |
| [42:39.080] | Don' t make jokes now. |
| [42:42.520] | They kiss again. |
| [43:01.549] | Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother' s. Be careful. |
| [43:05.197] | Two other men are rolling the big white dog out of the apartment. |
| [43:06.677] | If that falls off the truck, it wouldn' t be the worst thing. |
| [43:08.946] | She slips them some money. |
| [43:18.951] | Wow. |
| [43:22.119] | I know. It seems smaller somehow. |
| [43:28.195] | Has it always been purple? |
| [43:34.119] | to his children Look around, you guys. This was your first home. |
| [43:39.580] | And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. |
| [43:45.765] | But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal! |
| [43:54.376] | Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment? |
| [44:00.053] | Oh, yeah, that' s true. |
| [44:02.017] | Uh, I haven' t. |
| [44:05.476] | Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, |
| [44:08.941] | and you tried to make it as a dancer? |
| [44:16.424] | Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up? |
| [44:24.336] | Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we' d leave our keys. |
| [44:28.341] | Oh, okay. |
| [44:29.774] | Chandler and Monica walk over to the kitchencounter and leave their keys. |
| [44:40.108] | Then the other four pick out their keys and leave them as well. |
| [45:04.210] | So, I guess this is it. |
| [45:06.010] | Yeah. I guess so. |
| [45:12.671] | crying This is harder than I thought it would be. |
| [45:15.574] | Oh, it' s gonna be okay. |
| [45:17.296] | Chandler hugs her. Monica hugs Ross and Rachel as Chandler gets the stroller with the twins. |
| [45:28.978] | crying Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time? |
| [45:36.253] | We got some time. |
| [45:38.183] | Okay, should we get some coffee? |
| [45:40.438] | Sure. Where? |
| [45:45.346] | They all leave the apartment. |
| [45:48.737] | Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, |
| [45:49.633] | while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. |
| [45:50.801] | Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. |
| [45:52.058] | The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. |
| [45:52.872] | We see the keys on the counter, |
| [45:53.229] | and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. |
| [45:53.563] | The screen fades to black. |
| [45:54.533] | The End |
| [45:55.332] | F R I E N D S |
| [45:56.780] | Forever |
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