[00:01.853] Erica, are you okay?
[00:02.753] Yeah, you know, maybe I ate too much.
[00:04.491] I keep getting these stomach-aches.
[00:06.543] They come and go like every few minutes.
[00:10.943] Oh my God!
[00:12.011] Relax! We'll just get her some antacids.
[00:15.814] She doesn't have a stomach-ache. She's in labor!
[00:18.275] Oh my God!
[00:19.466] So if you think I didn't say goodbye to you because
[00:21.865] you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong.
[00:25.435] It's because you mean more to me.
[00:27.654] Rach!
[00:28.176] What?!
[00:29.194] (He walks over and kisses her. They pull back, Rachel looks at him, and they kiss again.)
[00:52.792] Hey.
[00:54.766] Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
[00:58.561] Oh. This was amazing.
[01:03.027] It really was. You've learned some new moves!
[01:09.077] Yeah, well, this guy at work gave me "Sex for Dummies" as a joke.
[01:13.520] Ah.
[01:14.268] Who's laughing now?
[01:15.084] I know!
[01:15.613] (They kiss.)
[02:06.538] Breathe, breathe, breathe... Good.
[02:13.677] Next time, can I say breathe?
[02:15.760] No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her!
[02:20.455] Can I get you anything?
[02:21.241] You want some more ice chips?
[02:22.504] No, I'm okay.
[02:23.553] Alright, I'll be right back.
[02:26.948] Where are you going?
[02:29.153] To use the bathroom.
[02:30.343] You can't leave me alone with her.
[02:33.218] What?
[02:33.784] This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!
[02:40.037] What kind of social situation are you comfortable with?
[02:44.064] It's just that we've never spent any time, you know, alone together.
[02:47.916] You'll be fine.
[02:50.001] Nah, you won't, but I'll be back in two minutes.
[02:51.428] Okay.
[03:00.041] So, ah... Any plans for the summer?
[03:06.562] I don't know. Maybe church-camp?
[03:12.071] Hah. May not wanna mention this.
[03:19.192] So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know,
[03:21.819] going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
[03:26.930] What?
[03:28.070] Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know,
[03:32.089] because no one can experience both.
[03:34.413] (Erica just looks at him like he's crazy.)
[03:38.663] One of life's great, unanswerable questions.
[03:43.687] I mean, who knows?
[03:44.723] Maybe there's something even more painful than those things?
[03:51.246] Like this.
[04:00.369] Morning.-Hey!
[04:01.897] What's that?
[04:03.117] It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
[04:07.958] It's a baby chick and duck!
[04:09.638] Uh-huh. And I named them Chick Jr. and Duck Jr.
[04:13.541] I did not see that coming.
[04:15.806] Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know?
[04:18.137] It has that big backyard.
[04:19.376] And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that
[04:21.772] Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
[04:25.706] Yes.
[04:26.669] Yeah. It's a shame people can't visit there.
[04:29.598] That is the rule, though.
[04:35.132] Guess what? You're almost an uncle!
[04:37.884] What?
[04:38.433] Yeah, Erica went into labor last night.
[04:40.346] Monica and Chandler are at the hospital right now!
[04:41.798] Oh my God!
[04:42.734] Yeah, and I have a definite feeling it's gonna be a girl.
[04:45.265] Phoebe, you were sure Ben was gonna be a girl.
[04:47.832] Have you seen him throw a ball?
[04:52.822] Is Rachel here?
[04:54.089] Uh, I think she's still asleep.
[04:55.914] Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night?
[04:58.079] She seemed pretty pissed at you.
[04:59.815] Uh, we, y'know, we worked things out.
[05:04.947] What's that smile? Did something happen with you two?
[05:07.720] Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up.
[05:12.829] We totally did it!
[05:16.007] Oh my God. You and Rachel?
[05:17.494] I know, it's pretty great.
[05:19.286] So what does that mean?
[05:20.476] Are you guys getting back together?
[05:21.956] Oh, I.. I don't know. We didn't really get to talk.
[05:25.351] But do you wanna get back together?
[05:27.123] I don't know. It was incredible. I mean, it just felt so right.
[05:33.126] When I was holding her, I mean, I never wanted to let her go.
[05:39.294] You know what? Yeah, I do. I wanna be together.
[05:41.311] (screaming) YAY!
[05:42.154] Shhh!
[05:42.973] (quietly) Yay!
[05:45.210] So, so is she still going to Paris?
[05:47.951] Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not.
[05:50.585] Oh, this is like the best day ever. Ever!
[05:53.590] You guys might get back together,
[05:54.978] Monica and Chandler are getting their baby,
[05:56.692] there are chicks and ducks in the world again!
[06:00.083] Oh, I feel like I'm in a musical!
[06:02.784] "Daa - raa... When the sun comes up, bright and beaming! And the moon comes..."
[06:10.174] Morning!
[06:11.093] Guess we'll never know how it ends.-Okay.
[06:14.501] Hey.-Hey.
[06:15.624] Hey. How did you sleep?
[06:17.441] Good. You?
[06:19.219] Good.
[06:19.634] I bet you did!
[06:24.128] Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?
[06:26.425] Sure, yeah. Will you just keep an eye on the chick and the duck?
[06:29.147] Chick and the duck? Didn't they die...
[06:30.986] Dive. Yeah, they dove head-first into fun on the farm.
[06:44.576] So...
[06:46.793] (He kisses her.)
[06:48.302] Morning.
[06:50.209] You too. Last night was just wonderful.
[06:53.748] It really was.
[06:56.400] I woke up today with the biggest smile on my face.
[06:58.427] I know, me too. It was...
[07:00.149] You know, it was like one of those things you think is never gonna happen,
[07:04.680] and then it does, and it's everything you want it to be.
[07:08.124] Uh-huh. I know. It was just, it was just the perfect way to say goodbye.
[07:15.677] (She hugs him,and Ross looks crushed.)
[07:24.598] It's just a little bit more, honey.
[07:26.016] Help me! This hurts!
[07:27.504] Is it really that bad?
[07:28.635] Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
[07:31.796] (Monica gives Chandler a look.)
[07:35.340] The baby's head is crowning.
[07:36.478] (Monica walks down to Erica's legs to watch the birth.)
[07:38.017] Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen!
[07:42.813] Chandler,you have to see this!
[07:43.838] (Chandler is standing by Erica's head.)
[07:44.949] I'm okay.
[07:47.303] Chandler, you don't wanna miss this.
[07:49.230] This is the birth of your child! It's the miracle of life!
[07:52.343] Alright. Wow, that is one disgusting miracle.
[08:00.239] Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
[08:05.479] (The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
[08:11.216] It's a... It's a boy!
[08:12.815] Wow!
[08:13.410] Is he okay?
[08:14.408] He's just fine.
[08:15.951] Oh, you did it!
[08:18.734] It's a baby! A beautiful little baby!
[08:22.708] And some other stuff I'm gonna pretend I don't see.
[08:28.331] Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
[08:30.800] (A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
[08:35.217] Well, that's spongy.
[08:38.657] (to her son) Oh, hey handsome!
[08:42.854] Oh, I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you!
[08:51.088] (To Chandler, on the verge of tears) Oh, we are so lucky!
[08:52.635] I know. He has your eyes.
[08:55.980] (Monica looks at him.)
[08:58.875] I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.
[09:02.644] We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
[09:04.093] Okay.
[09:07.609] (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
[09:12.166] I'm really happy for you guys.
[09:14.486] How do you feel?
[09:16.339] I'm tired!
[09:18.014] Well, you don't have that much time to relax.
[09:19.998] The other one will be along in a minute.
[09:21.568] (Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)
[09:28.191] I... I'm sorry, who should be along in a what now?
[09:32.920] The next baby should be along in a minute.
[09:35.606] We only ordered one!
[09:39.336] You know it's twins, right?
[09:41.449] Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!
[09:50.729] I can't believe you didn't know it's twins!
[09:53.226] This has never happened before.
[09:54.564] Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
[09:58.719] (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
[10:00.349] Yeah, it's here in the paperwork we got from the clinic in Ohio.
[10:03.414] (to Erica) Anybody tell you?
[10:04.581] I don't think so.
[10:06.382] Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats.
[10:09.485] But I thought that was just mine and the baby's.
[10:11.638] They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and
[10:13.616] I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
[10:18.606] This is unbelievable.
[10:19.709] Twins actually run in my family.
[10:21.362] Interesting!
[10:24.422] (To Monica) Can I see you for a second?
[10:25.650] (They walk over to the door.)
[10:29.098] What do we do?
[10:30.461] What do you mean "what do we do"?
[10:31.468] (panicking) Twins! Twins!!
[10:35.674] Chandler, you're panicking!
[10:36.959] Uh-huh! Join me, won't you?!
[10:40.848] Okay, what do you say we keep one,
[10:42.313] and then just like have an option on the other one?
[10:45.162] We can't split them up!
[10:46.774] Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later,
[10:51.513] they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
[11:00.341] Okay, what if the person who adopts the other one is horrible?
[11:03.271] What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
[11:06.341] Yeah, because I hear the king is looking to adopt.
[11:10.166] Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
[11:13.125] That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this.
[11:16.960] I don't care if it's two babies.
[11:18.763] I don't care if it's three babies!
[11:20.258] I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there!
[11:25.608] We are taking them home, because they are our children!
[11:29.364] (smiles) Okay. Shhh...
[11:32.262] (He hugs her.)
[11:33.437] Okay.-Okay!-Okay!
[11:36.795] It looks like we're about ready over here.
[11:38.511] (Monica and Chandler run back to Erica's bed.)
[11:39.197] Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
[11:40.606] Ow!(Erica screams.)
[11:43.361] Here she comes!
[11:45.284] (shocked) She? It's a girl?
[11:47.262] Yeah.
[11:50.618] (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each!
[11:53.885] (To the doctor) And that's enough!
[11:59.340] And then she said it was the perfect way to say goodbye.
[12:03.279] Oh my God! What did you say?
[12:06.508] Nothing! What do you say to that?
[12:08.479] Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!
[12:11.063] No way!
[12:12.285] You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
[12:17.768] What?
[12:18.419] Dude, I'm just trying to speak your language.
[12:21.841] Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together.
[12:24.856] If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
[12:29.427] You really think so?
[12:30.508] I'm telling you! Oh, okay!
[12:32.971] This is the part of the musical where there'd be a really good convincing song.
[12:36.524] "Bam-bam, don't take no for an answer. Bam-bam, don't let love fly away. Bam-bam-bam-bam..."
[12:43.689] Hi!
[12:44.512] Can't a girl finish a song around here?
[12:47.721] Hey!-Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
[12:50.345] Okay.
[12:51.017] Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
[12:52.536] No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first,
[12:55.118] and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
[12:57.343] Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.
[13:00.117] Are you kidding?
[13:00.703] Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
[13:06.771] Alright, you know what? You're right. I should at least tell her how I feel.
[13:11.088] Ross, wait!
[13:12.105] What? What?
[13:13.426] Could you get me a muffin?
[13:18.765] Rachel?
[13:19.288] Yeah?
[13:21.183] I... I know you're leaving tonight, but I just have to tell you.
[13:28.630] I love you.
[13:30.228] (Ross is shocked.)
[13:32.602] I... I don't know if that changes your plans at all, but I thought you should know.
[13:41.766] (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too.
[13:47.921] Probably not in the same way, but I do.
[13:52.310] And,and when I'm in a café, having coffee,
[13:55.929] or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
[14:03.051] (She kisses him on the cheek and looks over at the others.)
[14:07.594] Oh... Bye guys.(Rachel leaves.)
[14:14.859] Oh my God!
[14:17.616] Unbelievable!
[14:20.209] Hey, you know what might help?
[14:21.188] I'm not getting you a muffin!
[14:33.607] Do you think they recognize each other from in there?
[14:36.911] Maybe. Unless they're like two people who have lived in apartments next to each other for years,
[14:41.388] and then one day they're pushed through a vagina and they meet.
[14:46.528] We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
[14:49.050] There's something that we wanna tell you. We decided to name the girl-baby Erica.
[14:57.775] Oh my God, that's just like my name!
[15:02.325] Son of a gun, it is!
[15:06.345] Anyway, I'm gonna go and get some rest.
[15:09.753] I'm really glad I picked you guys.
[15:12.658] You're gonna make great parents. Even Chandler.
[15:19.935] Okay, well, bye!-Bye!-Bye!
[15:21.653] We'll call you!
[15:22.089] Okay.
[15:23.053] Have fun at church-camp!
[15:26.096] (The nurses take Erica to the recovery room. Monica and Chandler smile at each other.)
[15:30.534] Oh, look at these little bunnies!
[15:32.960] I know! You ready to trade?
[15:37.617] Okay.
[15:37.974] Okay.
[15:40.469] Alright, let's see..
[15:42.623] (They start trying to trade babies while holding one each.
[15:43.876] They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms.
[15:45.124] They give up pretty quickly.)
[15:51.539] We could trade later.
[15:52.317] Yeah, I'm good.
[15:57.584] Hey, what are you working on?
[15:58.875] It's a... It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby.
[16:01.500] (He holds up a white poster with huge red letters. It reads,
[16:01.816] "Welcome Home Baby." There is also a huge red stain on the left of the poster.)
[16:02.108] How sweet! Oh, is that the baby?
[16:04.422] (She points at the stain.)
[16:04.840] No, I sat in the paint.
[16:09.351] Hey.
[16:09.990] Hey. So, did you talk to Rachel?
[16:12.206] No, and I'm not going to.
[16:14.637] What?
[16:14.987] Why not?
[16:16.030] Because she's just going to shoot me down.
[16:17.871] You guys saw what happened with Gunther.
[16:19.374] That did not look like fun.
[16:20.971] How can you compare yourself to Gunther?
[16:23.629] I mean, sure, he's sexy in a more obvious way.
[16:29.045] You have a relationship with her, you slept together last night.
[16:32.525] Yeah, and she still wants to go! It's pretty clear where she is.
[16:36.625] Yeah, I know what you mean. I mean, sometimes...
[16:38.549] (He sits down in the wet paint again.)
[16:38.874] Uh, Joe?
[16:39.630] Damn it!
[16:42.026] Look, even if I were gonna tell her, I don't have to do it now.
[16:44.971] Okay? I'll be seeing her again. We've got time.
[16:47.499] No, you don't! She's going to Paris! She is going to meet somebody.
[16:51.804] Do you know how many hot guys there are in Paris?
[16:54.645] It's... It's a city of Gunthers!
[16:59.541] (Mike enters with a roll of paper in his hand.)
[17:00.544] Hey!-Hey! What do you have there?
[17:03.466] Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but..
[17:06.397] (He shows them a beautiful banner he has made. It reads, "Welcome to the World, Baby Bing.")
[17:09.657] Oh my God! You did that yourself?
[17:11.703] Honey, that's gorgeous!
[17:13.389] You know, the baby can't read, Mike!
[17:18.617] Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here.
[17:20.610] I can't believe they're not home yet!
[17:22.353] I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
[17:25.295] Monica just called from the cab.
[17:26.807] She said they should be here any minute.
[17:28.286] And apparently,there's some big surprise.
[17:30.937] Yeah, did she sound happy about it?
[17:32.796] 'Cause my friend Ethel's baby was born with a teeny, tiny beard.
[17:37.560] (Monica enters carrying her son.)
[17:40.623] Oh my God!-Oh my God!
[17:41.759] (They all walk over to see the baby.)
[17:44.277] Hi! Oh my gosh!
[17:48.148] (Chandler enters carrying his daughter.)Hey.
[17:49.375] (Everybody turns around.)Hey.
[17:50.705] (They turn back around to see the baby Monica's carrying,
[17:51.018] but then they realise what the surprise is.
[17:52.608] Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby.
[17:53.670] Joey hasn't figured it out yet.)
[17:54.559] (To Monica) Hey, so what is the big surprise?
[17:58.809] Oh.
[17:59.962] (Joey stares at Chandler and Monica and finally puts two and two together. He gasps.)
[18:02.004] Oh my God!
[18:02.595] What... What...
[18:03.875] Okay, okay, awkward question. The hospital knows you took two, right?
[18:07.544] Yes, it's twins!
[18:09.109] Oh my God.
[18:10.293] Oh, they're so cute! Now, what, what kinds are they?
[18:13.697] (points at the baby she's holding) This is a boy,
[18:15.339] (points at the baby Chandler is holding)and that's a girl.
[18:16.799] Her name is Erica.
[18:18.158] Aw..
[18:19.335] Hey, that pregnant girl's name was Erica.
[18:22.365] Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.
[18:27.436] Yeah, we named the boy Jack after dad.
[18:29.851] Aw, he's gonna be so happy.
[18:32.071] Oh, Jack Bing. I love that.
[18:34.486] Ooh, it sounds like a '40s newspaper guy, you know?
[18:37.102] "Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!"
[18:41.617] (Chandler and Monica carry Erica and Jack over to the crib and put them down carefully.)
[18:45.845] Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful.
[18:49.723] (To Phoebe) I want one.
[18:51.216] Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.
[18:57.378] Seriously. Wanna make one of those?
[18:59.887] One? How about a whole bunch?
[19:01.861] Really?
[19:02.468] Yeah! Ooh, we could teach them to sing, and we can be like the Von Trapp family!
[19:07.867] Only without the Nazis. Although that sounds kinda dull.
[19:12.360] Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
[19:16.229] I'm just so glad you got to see the babies.
[19:17.270] (They hug.)
[19:17.806] Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this!
[19:26.650] Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
[19:32.586] I love you.
[19:33.151] I love you.
[19:34.022] Call us when you get there.
[19:35.344] I will. Ross, come here.
[19:38.034] (She pulls him over to the door.)
[19:42.227] I just want you to know.. Last night.. I'll never forget it.
[19:51.881] Neither will I.
[19:54.539] (They hug as Phoebe and Joey stare at the two of them.)
[20:01.966] Alright, now I really have to go.
[20:04.139] Okay. Au revoir! Oh, they're gonna really hate me over there.
[20:10.369] (She leaves.)
[20:13.818] So, you just let her go?
[20:17.020] Yeah.
[20:19.358] Hey, maybe that's for the best.
[20:21.543] Yeah?
[20:22.549] Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta...
[20:25.830] You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay?
[20:28.984] Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
[20:35.578] But now she'll never know how he feels!
[20:37.821] Maybe that's okay. You know?
[20:39.706] Maybe, maybe it is better this way?
[20:42.440] I mean, now, now you can move on.
[20:46.953] I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents..
[20:53.058] (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
[20:53.779] (Phoebe nods.)
[20:58.738] Maybe now you can actually do it. You know? You can finally get over her.
[21:09.556] Yeah, that's true.
[21:12.923] Except ...I don't wanna get over her.
[21:19.224] What?
[21:19.760] I don't! I wanna be with her.
[21:21.918] Really?
[21:22.567] Yeah, I'm gonna go after her.
[21:23.857] Yeah, you are!
[21:24.753] Woo!
[21:25.767] (Monica and Chandler look shocked as Ross goes to leave.)
[21:27.201] Wait, wait! Get your coat! Get your coat!
[21:30.233] My coat...
[21:30.948] This is so cool!
[21:32.126] I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!
[21:35.690] But Ross, Ross. What do you, what do you think she's going to say?
[21:37.573] I don't know, but I..
[21:39.590] Look, even if she shoots me down,
[21:40.891] at least I won't spend the rest of my life wondering what would have happened.
[21:43.905] Where - where is my coat?!
[21:45.450] You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport.
[21:49.702] Okay, guys, wish me luck.
[21:50.835] Hurry!
[21:51.553] Good luck, good luck!
[22:03.683] There's no seatbelt!
[22:04.827] That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode,
[22:07.993] so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
[22:10.546] (Ross looks terrified.)
[22:12.148] Alright, alright, let's do this!
[22:13.214] Okay!
[22:13.749] (A guy comes up and gets into the backseat of the cab.)
[22:16.582] Hey!
[22:16.990] 18th and East End.
[22:17.796] I - I don't take passengers.
[22:19.279] Hey! The law says you have to accept any fare.
[22:21.478] No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.
[22:23.766] Alright, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?
[22:26.085] My medallion number is, "Get out of the cab!"
[22:29.010] What?
[22:29.341] (screaming) Get out of the cab!Get out of the cab!
[22:38.037] Oh, hey, hey, can I give you guys your house-warming present now?
[22:41.011] Now, that you can do.
[22:41.838] Alright!
[22:50.541] Ah... Chick Jr.? Duck Jr.? Don't hide from mama!
[23:09.802] You can open your eyes now.
[23:11.325] Are we off the bridge?
[23:12.446] Yes.
[23:13.693] Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
[23:16.168] Yes, she jumped right back up.
[23:18.235] (Ross opens his eyes.)
[23:20.040] Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!
[23:22.106] Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
[23:23.841] Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!
[23:26.139] You should have thought of that before you got in!
[23:28.328] (They drive up to a toll-booth.)
[23:30.522] Toll-booth.
[23:31.168] What?
[23:32.084] (screaming) Toll-booth! Four bucks.
[23:35.367] There are quarters in the glove compartment.
[23:37.239] (Ross tries to open a plastic bag filled with quarters, but he's quite slow.)
[23:39.453] Hurry!
[23:40.107] Okay!-Okay.
[23:45.608] Damn, that window is clean.
[23:49.025] Quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack, quack, tweet, tweet, quack,
[23:55.209] quack, tweet, tweet, quack, tweet, quack...
[23:59.591] (Monica and Chandler enter.)
[24:00.012] We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift,
[24:02.341] but now we understand you were doing this.
[24:07.945] Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift,
[24:12.794] I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!
[24:16.101] Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
[24:18.480] Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
[24:24.291] Yeah, yeah, they must have jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!
[24:26.915] Oh, don't worry, we'll find them.
[24:28.307] Actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins.
[24:29.903] Alright.
[24:31.289] Oh God! What did I just step on?
[24:33.907] Oh!
[24:34.906] It's okay, it's just an egg roll.
[24:36.748] Oh..
[24:37.452] You stepped on my egg roll?
[24:41.045] I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.
[24:44.163] Just put it on a plate and leave.
[24:45.203] (She does so.)
[24:50.376] Okay, let's find these birds.
[24:52.139] Alright.
[24:56.908] Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
[25:00.858] Oh! They're in the table!
[25:04.538] Well, that can't be good!
[25:06.094] We gotta get them out of there!
[25:07.808] How?
[25:08.487] Oh, oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
[25:11.756] Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman.
[25:15.554] Well, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
[25:18.958] Joey, wait! The ball!
[25:20.456] Oh!
[25:21.091] (The ball rolls into one of the goals,
[25:22.693] and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table.
[25:33.212] Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
[25:34.219] Oh God! So what do we do?
[25:39.407] I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow.
[25:41.544] Okay.
[25:44.849] No... It's all glued together.
[25:48.325] Does that mean we have to bust it open?
[25:51.356] I don't know. Maybe.
[25:53.823] Oh my God!
[25:55.405] I know! It's.. It's the foosball table.
[26:02.040] All right, you know what? We don't have a choice.
[26:04.452] It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part.
[26:09.664] "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out!
[26:13.597] Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life,my time-machine."
[26:20.628] Did that movie ever get made?
[26:21.954] It did not.
[26:30.754] Ross, where are you going?
[26:32.091] To talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
[26:36.189] What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate?
[26:38.045] Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
[26:40.733] Not since my cop-show got cancelled.
[26:44.351] You have to get a ticket to get past security.
[26:46.636] What? We're never gonna make it!
[26:48.130] Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!
[26:50.810] (They run to the ticket counter, but they get stuck behind a group of old people
[26:51.536] who are walking very slowly.)
[26:53.697] Okay, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.
[27:04.372] Madame, your passport please?
[27:06.465] Oh my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French,
[27:10.683] but I understood every word you just said!
[27:14.286] Your boarding pass, please.
[27:15.669] Oh.
[27:18.360] Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
[27:23.750] Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
[27:25.260] I have it, I have it, I have it.
[27:27.819] Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.
[27:37.753] Madame, you must have your boarding pass..
[27:39.213] Okay, fine! But you know what?
[27:40.248] If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
[27:50.883] Hey, I need a ticket.
[27:52.279] Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
[27:56.459] Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.
[27:59.098] We're on our honeymoon.
[28:02.385] And the destination?
[28:03.479] I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.
[28:06.278] I'm so lucky I married you.
[28:10.870] Oh! Shoot! Damn it! Where is it? Oh! Oh! I found it! I found it!
[28:16.547] Hah! I found it! I told you I would find it!
[28:19.041] In your face! You're a different person.
[28:25.149] Okay, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
[28:31.112] No, did we miss it?
[28:32.346] No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
[28:35.944] Maybe we have the flight-number wrong. God.
[28:42.701] Hello.
[28:43.490] Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
[28:47.044] What? Hey, hey, listen..
[28:48.561] Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making.
[28:51.927] Listen.
[28:52.490] (She holds the phone down to the twins.)
[28:53.051] Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?
[29:00.933] Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before.
[29:02.589] That's alright. Listen, listen.
[29:03.510] Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again.
[29:04.910] (She holds down the phone to the twins again.)
[29:06.450] Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica..?
[29:11.445] Isn't that cute?
[29:12.196] That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
[29:17.950] Oh, okay. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
[29:22.916] Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
[29:25.098] That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
[29:29.362] What?
[29:30.222] Newark airport. Why, where are you?
[29:34.756] JFK.
[29:41.238] (Ross sadly hangs up the phone, while Phoebe looks at him.
[29:42.687] Cut to Rachel at the gate.
[29:45.595] She gives her boarding pass to the gate attendant, and she goes onboard.
[29:55.759] The gate attendant closes the door and locks it.)
[30:05.111] (yelling) Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
[30:09.687] And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids.
[30:19.050] Okay. Here goes.
[30:27.232] What's the matter?
[30:29.531] I need to say goodbye to the table first.
[30:34.461] I understand.
[30:37.164] Okay. Table, you have given us so many great times.
[30:51.285] And you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel...
[30:58.342] All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good.
[31:10.732] You wanna say anything?
[31:12.059] I don't know. Except that, for one last time..
[31:18.586] (he touches the players as he says the following)
[31:20.320] Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
[31:32.063] Okay, here we go.
[31:42.126] I can't do it.
[31:44.706] Well, I can't do it either.
[31:47.672] Hey! Did you find them?
[31:48.661] Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
[31:50.737] We have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
[31:53.662] Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Gimme!
[32:06.084] Phoebe! Wow! No, no, no!
[32:11.315] (Phoebe screams.)Well, I've never gone this fast before.
[32:14.380] Phoebe, forget it, okay? Newark is - is like an hour away.
[32:17.770] There's no way we're gonna make it in time.
[32:19.546] She's got her cell, you could call her.
[32:21.538] I am not doing this over the phone.
[32:23.576] You don't have any other choice!
[32:32.879] Hello?
[32:33.413] Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?
[32:36.973] Yeah.
[32:37.822] (To Ross) For what it's worth, we would have caught her if we were at the right airport.
[32:40.550] Yay.
[32:43.398] Uh, Rach, hang on.
[32:44.944] (Phoebe tries to give her phone to Ross, but he won't take it. He mouths "no.")
[32:47.812] Phoebe? Is everything okay?
[32:50.938] Uhm, actually no. No, you've... You have to get off the plane.
[32:56.724] What? Why?
[32:58.058] I have this feeling that something's wrong with it.
[33:00.338] Something is wrong with the left Philange.
[33:06.692] Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane.
[33:09.330] (The passenger in the seat next to Rachel looks at her and seems a little nervous.)
[33:10.068] Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.
[33:16.328] Uhm, what was that?
[33:18.806] Oh, that was just my crazy friend.
[33:21.105] She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left Philange.
[33:29.127] Okay, that doesn't sound good.
[33:32.007] I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what?
[33:34.558] She's almost never right.
[33:35.667] But she is sometimes.
[33:37.579] Well...
[33:39.261] (The passenger stands up and gets his suitcase from the overhead compartment.)
[33:41.161] Wait, what are you doing?
[33:41.734] Well, I can't take this plane now.
[33:43.149] Excuse me, sir, where are you going?
[33:44.809] I have to get off this plane, okay?
[33:46.282] Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.
[33:55.367] Could I get some peanuts?
[33:58.304] What's wrong with the plane?
[33:59.267] There's nothing wrong with the plane.
[34:00.681] Yeah! The left Philange!
[34:02.613] There is no Philange!
[34:04.533] Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a Philange!
[34:08.539] I'm not flying on it!
[34:09.605] Ma'am, please sit down!
[34:10.754] What's going on?
[34:11.809] We're all getting off. There is no Philange!
[34:14.163] (Everybody walks out of the plane.)
[34:19.473] This is ridiculous! I...
[34:21.188] (She notices that everybody is leaving.)
[34:23.985] Yeah, okay.
[34:24.755] (Rachel leaves as well.)
[34:28.135] [Scene:Joey's apartment. Monica has completely destroyed the foosball-table,
[34:29.252] and Chandler and Joey are holding the birds.]
[34:34.404] Alright. My job here is done.
[34:38.096] That was... Impressive.
[34:41.987] Yeah, you didn't even use the tools for most of it!
[34:45.763] Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies.
[34:50.852] I'll see you girls later.
[34:56.394] Sorry about the table, man.
[34:58.509] Yeah.
[35:00.247] You gonna buy a new one?
[35:02.985] Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
[35:12.021] Well, at least we got these little guys out.
[35:14.369] Yeah.
[35:15.367] Aww, we were worried about you!
[35:20.475] Hm. I guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
[35:35.446] I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
[35:41.501] Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.
[35:45.677] What?
[35:46.614] Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now.
[35:48.817] And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
[35:52.902] I could get a goose!
[35:56.828] You know, I - I think you're set with the poultry.
[36:02.841] Thanks man. Did you hear that, you guys?
[36:05.159] You're gonna get to stay here!
[36:06.705] And, and it's good, you know, 'cause, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
[36:17.937] I think there may be another reason.
[36:28.909] So, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?
[36:38.949] Uh, lame cool guy handshake, yeah.
[36:43.114] (They do the lame cool guy handshake. They look at each other, and then they hug.)
[37:00.183] Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
[37:02.866] And you fixed the Philange?
[37:06.418] Yes, the Philange is fixed.
[37:08.711] As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra Philanges onboard, just in case.
[37:18.589] Where is she?
[37:19.223] I don't see her.
[37:19.806] Rachel! Rachel Green!
[37:21.605] There she is!
[37:22.533] Rachel! Rachel!
[37:26.199] Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
[37:27.618] No, no, I just have to talk to someone.
[37:29.489] I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.
[37:31.423] No, no, no, but...
[37:32.574] (screaming) RACHEL!!
[37:36.393] (Rachel comes back to the gate.)
[37:38.361] Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
[37:41.366] Okay, you're on.
[37:43.277] What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
[37:47.025] Okay, the thing is..
[37:48.934] Yeah?
[37:50.693] Don't go.
[37:52.226] What?
[37:53.080] Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please, don't go.
[37:59.311] Oh my God.
[38:00.462] I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay?
[38:05.812] I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
[38:13.292] Miss? Are you boarding the plane?
[38:15.592] Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.
[38:23.251] Miss?
[38:25.120] I - I have to get on the plane.
[38:27.891] No, you don't.
[38:28.810] Yes, I do.
[38:29.367] No, you don't.
[38:29.944] They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[38:35.896] Rachel?
[38:38.262] I'm so sorry.
[38:40.213] (She boards the plane.)
[38:55.670] I really thought she'd stay.
[38:59.309] I'm sorry.
[39:00.330] (Phoebe hugs Ross.)
[39:14.505] Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
[39:21.103] Wow, this is weird.
[39:24.940] I know.
[39:25.867] Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
[39:32.282] I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
[39:35.901] I love you!
[39:36.955] (He hugs her. Phoebe enters.)
[39:41.121] Hey!-Hey.
[39:42.101] So did you guys make it in time?
[39:43.834] Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but she got on the plane anyway.
[39:50.431] Where's Ross?
[39:52.031] He went home. He didn't want to see anybody.
[40:12.157] (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane.
[40:18.545] And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us.
[40:26.927] It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things...
[40:33.570] And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said,
[40:40.080] and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too.
[40:46.893] Because of course I do. I love you.
[40:52.236] I love you.
[40:54.874] I love you.
[40:57.352] What am I doing? I love you!
[41:02.997] Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
[41:06.999] Oh my God!
[41:09.171] (on the answering machine) Excuse me?
[41:10.297] Miss? Please, sit down!
[41:12.214] I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane,okay?
[41:15.472] I need to tell someone that I love love him.
[41:16.991] Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
[41:18.736] Let her off the plane!
[41:22.428] I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.
[41:24.331] Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
[41:26.735] Try to understand!
[41:29.621] Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off...
[41:33.793] No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
[41:39.661] (Rachel appears at the door)
[41:42.537] I got off the plane.
[41:55.285] You got off the plane.
[42:02.446] (He walks over and kisses her.)
[42:09.468] I do love you.
[42:11.934] I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again.
[42:15.025] Okay. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, okay? No more messing around.
[42:18.438] I don't wanna mess this up again.
[42:19.896] Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.
[42:22.997] Okay. You and me, alright? This is it.
[42:25.616] This is it. Unless we're on a break.
[42:28.310] (Rachel gives him a look.)
[42:39.080] Don't make jokes now.
[42:42.520] (They kiss again.)
[43:01.549] Okay, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful.
[43:05.197] (Two other men are rolling the big white dog out of the apartment.)
[43:06.677] If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.
[43:08.946] (She slips them some money.)
[43:18.951] Wow.
[43:22.119] I know. It seems smaller somehow.
[43:28.195] Has it always been purple?
[43:34.119] (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home.
[43:39.580] And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter.
[43:45.765] But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
[43:54.376] Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
[44:00.053] Oh, yeah, that's true.
[44:02.017] Uh, I haven't.
[44:05.476] Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma,
[44:08.941] and you tried to make it as a dancer?
[44:16.424] Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
[44:24.336] Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.
[44:28.341] Oh, okay.
[44:29.774] (Chandler and Monica walk over to the kitchen-counter and leave their keys.
[44:40.108] Then the other four pick out their keys and leave them as well.)
[45:04.210] So, I guess this is it.
[45:06.010] Yeah. I guess so.
[45:12.671] (crying) This is harder than I thought it would be.
[45:15.574] Oh, it's gonna be okay.
[45:17.296] (Chandler hugs her. Monica hugs Ross and Rachel as Chandler gets the stroller with the twins.)
[45:28.978] (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
[45:36.253] We got some time.
[45:38.183] Okay, should we get some coffee?
[45:40.438] Sure. Where?
[45:45.346] (They all leave the apartment.
[45:48.737] Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway,
[45:49.633] while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other.
[45:50.801] Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk.
[45:52.058] The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around.
[45:52.872] We see the keys on the counter,
[45:53.229] and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole.
[45:53.563] The screen fades to black.)
[45:54.533] The End~
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