| [00:02.-1] | Okay,pick a card. Any card. 好，随便选一张 |
| [01:06.-1] | ... I looked at it so fast, it was invisible to the naked eye. 我很快看一眼 肉眼是看不到的 |
| [04:43.-3] | I want to quit,but then I think l should stick it out. 我想辞职 但我又觉得应该挺下去 |
| [05:13.-3] | ...to the bathroom? 学会什么叫时装？ |
| [05:17.-3] | Hi. 嗨 |
| [07:48.-4] | Joey! Happy birthday! 乔伊，生日快乐 |
| [07:55.-4] | How many of that girl are you seeing? 你跟多少个女孩交往？ |
| [08:07.-3] | What're we drinking over here? 你喝的是什么？ |
| [08:59.-4] | I mean,when he left, I actually used the phrase: 他走的时候，我是这么说的… |
| [09:02.-4] | "Hummina,hummina,hummina." 哈米娜… |
| [09:32.-1] | ... because I drank it. 因为全被我喝掉了 |
| [09:51.-2] | Why,what happened? 怎么了？出了什么事？ |
| [10:59.-2] | -That's all right. -That's okay. 不要紧 算了 |
| [15:25.-2] | Oh,God! Thank you so much! 老天，太感谢你了 |
| [19:28.-1] | If you wanna punch me,go ahead. I deserve it. 如果你想揍我就动手吧 我罪有应得 |
| [20:25.-2] | What are you doing here? 你怎么来了？ |
| [21:24.-3] | Eavesdropping? Pheebs,the ceiling tiles were falling down. 偷听？菲比 天花板的瓷砖都快掉下来了 |
| [21:42.-4] | Maybe he's just... 也许他只是… |
| [22:11.-2] | Honey,I'm sorry. 亲爱的，我很遗撼 |
| [00:04.82] | All right,now memorize it. 好，记住 |
| [00:07.62] | Show it to everybody. 给大家看 |
| [00:10.12] | Got it? 好了吗？ |
| [00:11.22] | All right. Give it back to me. 好，还给我 |
| [00:18.63] | Five of hearts. 红心5 |
| [00:20.80] | Real magic does exist. 这真是太神奇了 |
| [00:23.50] | Joey,how do you do it? 乔伊，你怎么变出来的？ |
| [00:25.30] | I can't tell you that. 天机不可泄漏 |
| [00:30.44] | Somebody's at the door on the ceiling. 天花板上有人叫门了 |
| [00:33.78] | That's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor. 我们楼上的芳邻吵得要命 |
| [00:36.72] | He took up the carpets, and now you can hear everything. 他把地毯拆掉 现在简直是鸡犬相闻 |
| [00:39.55] | Why don't you go ask him to just,"Step lightly,please?" 干脆请他“轻声漫步”好了 |
| [00:44.19] | I have,like five times. But the guy is so charming... 我试过五次了 但那傢伙魅力无穷 |
| [00:47.39] | ... I go up there to yell, then I end up apologizing to him. 我上去大呼小叫 最后还跟他赔不是 |
| [00:50.80] | That is silly! 太荒谬了 |
| [00:53.57] | I'll go up and tell him to keep it down. 我上去叫他小声点 |
| [00:55.87] | -All right,be my guest. -Good luck. 好，请便 祝你好运 |
| [00:57.87] | All right,all right... 好… |
| [00:59.10] | ...if you wanna know how I did it, I'll show you. 如果你们想知道 我是怎么变的我就告诉你们 |
| [01:02.61] | When you handed me back the card, what you didn't see was... 你把牌还给我的时候 趁你们不注意… |
| [01:11.45] | I just did it. 我刚才办到了 |
| [01:13.62] | Just did it again. 又来一次 |
| [01:16.39] | Here,I'll slow it down so you guys can see it. Ready? 来，我放慢动作 让你们看，好了没？ |
| [01:21.43] | -I got it now! -Okay. 我懂了 好啊 |
| [01:41.85] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [01:45.32] | The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister 本集播出： “钱德不记得泡了哪个妹妹” |
| [02:36.40] | Anybody got a length of rope about 6 feet long,with a noose at the end? 谁有一条六尺长的绳子 末端打了活结的？ |
| [02:40.71] | -Honey,what's the matter? -I just saw Janice. 亲爱的，怎么了？ 我刚才看到珍妮丝了 |
| [02:44.08] | She was at Rockefeller Center,skating with her husband. She looked so happy. 她在洛克斐勒中心 和她丈夫溜冰，看起来好幸福 |
| [02:49.48] | I almost feel bad for whipping that kid's pretzel at them. 我简直不忍心拿那个小孩的 椒盐卷饼打他们 |
| [02:54.49] | I remember the first time I saw Katherine after we broke up. 我记得我跟凯萨琳分手后 第一次跟她见面的情形 |
| [02:57.66] | She was walking and talking with her friend,Donna. 她跟她朋友唐娜 走在一块儿说遣笑 |
| [03:00.83] | God,it killed me! 老天，我难过死了 |
| [03:03.09] | But you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon. 但你那天下午 和她们俩个上床了 |
| [03:08.20] | Sorry,I just Any excuse to tell that story. 对不起，我就是… 不计一切地要讲那件事 |
| [03:13.24] | There's a party tomorrow. You'll feel better then. 钱德，明天要开派对 你就会高兴一点了 |
| [03:16.67] | I'm gonna be okay. You don't have to throw a party for me. 我不会有事的 你们不必为我开派对 |
| [03:20.35] | It's Joey's birthday. 是乔伊的生日派对 |
| [03:23.11] | Then if anybody should have a party, it should be him. 如果有人应该开派对 那就非乔伊莫属 |
| [03:29.45] | I cannot believe she's still up there. 我真不敢相信她还在楼上 |
| [03:41.23] | Well,he totally screwed up the punch line. 他把关键句完全念砸了 |
| [03:44.20] | You know,it's supposed to be 你知道，应该是… |
| [03:53.65] | How's that coffee coming,dear? 咖啡好了没有，亲爱的？ |
| [03:55.45] | Right away,Mr. IKaplan. 马上来，卡普兰先生 |
| [03:57.25] | I'm not suppose to drink it. It makes me gassy. 我不应该喝咖啡，老是放屁 |
| [04:01.72] | I know. 我知道 |
| [04:04.59] | I'll bet you're thinking, "What's an intelligent girl... 你一定在想 这么聪明的女孩… |
| [04:07.89] | ...who wants to be in fashion doing making coffee?" 有志在服装界大展鸿图 怎么在这里泡咖啡？ |
| [04:11.93] | You got me. 被你猜中了 |
| [04:13.90] | Don't think I haven't noticed your potential. 别以为我没注意到你的潜力 |
| [04:16.30] | I've got a project for you that's a lot more related to fashion. 我有一份和时装 很有关系的工作要交给你 |
| [04:20.64] | -How does that sound? -That sounds great! 怎么样？ 太棒了 |
| [04:23.41] | -Come on over here,sweetheart. -Thank you so much. 过来，甜心 太感谢了 |
| [04:26.74] | I need these hangers separated ASAP. 我要马上把这些衣架分开 |
| [04:32.92] | You're welcome. 不客气 |
| [04:38.59] | Oh,God,I hate my job! I hate it. 老天，我痛恨我的工作 恨死了… |
| [04:41.19] | I know,honey. I'm sorry. 我知道，亲爱的，我很遗撼 |
| [04:46.63] | Then I think: 然后我又想… |
| [04:48.00] | "Why would a person stay in such a demeaning job... 为什么要做这种 有损尊严的工作？ |
| [04:51.37] | ...just because it's remotely related to the field they're interested in? 难道只因为这份工作 和我的兴趣有一点点关系吗？ |
| [04:57.48] | Gee,I don't know,Rach. 老天，我不知道，瑞秋 |
| [04:59.34] | Order up! Yentl soup,James Beans, and a Howdy,hold the Doody. 点菜吧，杨朵汤，詹姆斯豆 随便你点什么都行 |
| [05:04.05] | Come on,I'm sorry. I didn't 好了，对不起，我不是… |
| [05:06.22] | I don't mind paying my dues. 我不介意吃苦 |
| [05:08.02] | But how much will I learn about fashion... 但扶得了关节炎的 女裁缝上厕所 |
| [05:10.39] | ... by walking Myra, the arthritic seamstress... 我要怎样才能够… |
| [05:18.03] | Is my misery amusing to you? 你觉得我的苦难很有趣吗？ |
| [05:20.53] | I'm sorry,I was just.... 对不起，我只是… |
| [05:23.20] | It's not funny. This is actually my job. 这不好笑，这就是我的工作 |
| [05:25.50] | Believe me,I've been there. 相信我，我是过来人 |
| [05:27.21] | I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus. 我以前是在人体模特儿公司 给模特儿的头分类的 |
| [05:31.54] | I'm just gonna go back to talking to my friend here. 我要继续跟我朋友聊天 |
| [05:35.35] | You can go back to enjoying your little hamburger. 你可以继续享用你的汉堡 |
| [05:39.72] | Just one other thing. 还有一件事 |
| [05:43.25] | I work at Bloomingdale's. 我在布鲁明戴尔百货公司上班 |
| [05:44.89] | I might know of a possible job, if you're interested. 如果你有兴趣 我有个可能的工作机会 |
| [05:51.26] | Do you want my pickle? 想吃我的腌黄瓜吗？ |
| [05:59.70] | Hey,guys. 大家好 |
| [06:00.77] | -Hey,Gunther. -Hi. 嘿，甘瑟 嗨 |
| [06:02.24] | You're going on a date with the noisy guy upstairs? 你要跟楼上吵闹的邻居约会？ |
| [06:05.04] | Well,he's very charming. 他很迷人 |
| [06:07.68] | He's too charming! 他太迷人了 |
| [06:08.88] | But if you go out, it'll be harder for me to hate him. 但如果你们交往 我就更难讨厌他了 |
| [06:12.45] | You'll just have to try. 你只得尽力而为 |
| [06:16.35] | Joey? Where are the Jell-O shots? 乔伊？酒果冻哪里去了？ |
| [06:18.59] | I don't know. Chandler's supposed to be passing them 不知道，钱德 应该要端出去… |
| [06:22.46] | Chandler! 钱德 |
| [06:23.93] | Hello-dee-lo! 哈罗 |
| [06:26.43] | Well,somebody's feeling better. 看来你心情好多了 |
| [06:29.70] | -Stick out your tongue! -Take off your shirt! 把舌头伸出来 把衣服脱下来 |
| [06:35.77] | -Oh,my! -Oh,my God! 老天 我的天 |
| [06:37.88] | How many did you have? They're pure vodka. 你吃了多少？ 这是纯伏特加做的 |
| [06:40.71] | Yeah,Jell-O. Just like Mom used to make. 对，果冻 有妈妈的味道 |
| [06:45.22] | The most unbelievable thing happened today. 我今天碰上了 最不可思议的事 |
| [06:49.79] | I had lunch at Monica's and met a guy... 我在摩妮卡的餐厅吃午饭 有个傢伙跟我说话 |
| [06:52.26] | ...who works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's. 他是布鲁明戴尔的采购助理… |
| [06:54.56] | There's an opening there! So I gave him my phone number... 他们的部门要找人 我就把我的电话给了他 |
| [06:58.56] | ...and he'll call me this weekend to get me an interview! 他这个周末要打电话给我 帮我安排面试 |
| [07:03.67] | So this guy's helping you for no apparent reason? 那傢伙没有任何理由地帮你？ |
| [07:08.84] | And he's a total stranger? 你根本不认识他？ |
| [07:11.64] | Yeah. His name is "Mark" something. 对，他叫“马克”什么的 |
| [07:14.81] | Sounds like "Mark Something" wants to have some sex! 看来马克什么的不怀好意 |
| [07:19.45] | What? 什么？ |
| [07:21.35] | Why else would he swoop in out of nowhere for no reason? 不然他干嘛 莫名其妙地冒出来？ |
| [07:26.09] | To be nice? 日行一善啊 |
| [07:27.46] | Hey,Joey,are men ever nice to strange women for no reason? 嘿，乔伊，男人会不会 莫名其妙地对陌生女子好 |
| [07:31.60] | -No,only for sex. -Thank you. 不会，男人只想上床而已 谢谢 |
| [07:35.83] | So did you tell "Mark Something" about me? 你有没有 跟马克什么的提起我？ |
| [07:40.17] | I didn't have to. I was wearing... 我用不着提，我穿着… |
| [07:42.47] | ... my "I Heart Ross" sandwich board and ringing my bell. “我爱罗斯”的广告牌 而且一直摇着铃 |
| [08:00.39] | How hammered are you? These are Joey's sisters. 你头壳坏去了吗？ 她们是乔伊的姐妹 |
| [08:03.63] | Hi,Joey's sisters! 嗨，乔伊的姐妹 |
| [08:08.80] | Well,I have a vodka and cranberry juice. 我喝的是伏特加和小红莓汁 |
| [08:12.07] | No kidding? 真的？ |
| [08:13.17] | That's the same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband. 我干掉我丈夫之后 就是调这种酒来喝 |
| [08:20.48] | Okay,I don't know how to talk to you. 好，我不知道该怎么跟你说话 |
| [08:24.55] | What are you doing? 你在干嘛？ |
| [08:26.48] | I'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my speed dialer. 把我前任女友的快速拨号删除 |
| [08:30.59] | No,it's a good thing. 不，这是好事 |
| [08:32.89] | Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why rush through life? 我们要快速拨号干嘛？ 干嘛赶来赶去的？ |
| [08:36.56] | Why can't we savor the precious moments? 我们为什么 不能珍惜美好时光？ |
| [08:38.86] | You have some huge breasts! 你胸部好大 |
| [08:42.90] | -Hi. -Hi. 嗨 嗨 |
| [08:45.27] | So I heard about this Mark guy that Rachel met today. 我听说了瑞秋今天遇到的 那个叫马克的傢伙 |
| [08:49.67] | Isn't it great? 很棒，不是吗？ |
| [08:52.54] | Yeah,pretty good. He sounds like a nice,good guy. 对，是很棒 看样子他是个好人 |
| [08:55.68] | Oh,he is. And he is so dreamy! 对，他简直太完美了 |
| [09:05.92] | That's excellent. 太好了 |
| [09:11.36] | So he's "just a nice guy." 这么说他只是个大好人罢了 |
| [09:14.43] | Do you really think this Mark doesn't want anything for helping you? 你真的认为这个叫马克的 是不求回报地帮你？ |
| [09:18.44] | Well,I assume I'll have to take showers with him. 我想我得跟他洗鸳鸯浴 |
| [09:21.71] | But that's true of any job. 不过哪份工作不是这样 |
| [09:28.48] | How you feeling? 你感觉怎么样？ |
| [09:29.75] | Well,my apartment isn't there anymore... 我的公寓已经不存在了 |
| [09:36.42] | Where'd you go? We lost you after you opened up all the presents. 你去哪里了？你拆了礼物之后 我们就找不到你了 |
| [09:40.56] | I ended up in the storage room, and not alone. 我后来跑到贮藏室 而且不只我一个人 |
| [09:47.06] | No "woo-hooing." No "woo-hooing." 不要再叫了… |
| [09:55.07] | I fooled around with Joey's sister. 我跟乔伊的姐妹瞎搞 |
| [09:58.44] | That's not the worst part. 这还不是最糟糕的 |
| [10:00.41] | What is the worst part? 那最糟糕的是什么？ |
| [10:02.01] | I can't remember which sister. 我不记得是哪个姐妹 |
| [10:05.35] | You see what men do? Don't tell me men are nice. 你看到没有？ 别说男人有好人 |
| [10:08.25] | This is men! 这就是男人 |
| [10:13.82] | Are you insane? 你疯了不成？ |
| [10:15.16] | Joey will kill you. He'll actually kill you dead. 乔伊会杀了你 他真的会把你杀得死死的 |
| [10:18.26] | You don't think I thought of that? 你以为我没想到吗？ |
| [10:21.33] | -How can you not know which one? -That's unbelievable. 你怎么会不知道是哪一个？ 简直无法置信 |
| [10:24.44] | -Was it Gina? -Which one's Gina? 是吉娜吗？ 哪个是吉娜？ |
| [10:26.57] | The dark,big hair, with airplane earrings. 黑皮肤、蓬蓬头 戴着飞机耳环 |
| [10:29.11] | That's Dina,not Gina. 那是迪娜，不是吉娜 |
| [10:30.91] | See? You can't tell which is which either! 看到没？你们也分不清谁是谁 |
| [10:36.01] | We didn't fool around with any of them. 我们可没有跟哪个胡搅 |
| [10:42.29] | It's got to be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt. 一定是薇若妮卡 那个穿红裙子的女孩 |
| [10:45.69] | I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat! 我确实把我的舌头 伸到她的喉咙里 |
| [10:49.23] | That was me. 那个是我 |
| [10:53.86] | When I drink,sometimes I get overly friendly... 我喝了酒以后 有时候会变得太热情 |
| [10:57.07] | -...and I'm sorry. -That's okay. 对不起 没关系 |
| [11:05.21] | Can I talk to you for a second? 我可以跟你私下谈谈吗？ |
| [11:08.65] | Hey,Joey! 嘿，乔伊 |
| [11:12.62] | Come on. 过来 |
| [11:14.72] | Why can't we talk in here... 我们为什么不在这里谈？ |
| [11:16.49] | ...with witnesses? 这里有人作证 |
| [11:19.09] | I just got off the phone with my sister. 我刚跟我妹妹通完电话 |
| [11:21.29] | Which one? 哪一个？ |
| [11:22.43] | -Mary Angela. -Mary Angela. 玛丽安琪拉 玛丽安琪拉 |
| [11:25.13] | Now which one is she again? 这又是哪一个了？ |
| [11:27.30] | Ask Chandler. He fooled around with her. 问钱德，他跟人家胡搅 |
| [11:30.33] | She told me you said you could really fall for her. 她告诉我，你对她说 你为她大为倾倒 |
| [11:33.74] | Is that true,or are you just getting over Janice by groping my sister? 这是实话？还是你泡我妹妹 只是为了忘记珍妮丝？ |
| [11:40.78] | It's gotta be the first one. 一定是第一个原因 |
| [11:43.81] | Really? 真的？ |
| [11:45.25] | That's great! 那太好了 |
| [11:47.85] | You and my sister,sitting in a tree! 你跟我妹妹坐在树上 |
| [11:52.12] | Yep,I'm in a tree. 对，我在树上 |
| [11:57.09] | Did he call? Did Mark call? 他来电话没有？ 马克来电话没有？ |
| [11:59.03] | I'm sorry. But the weekend's not over yet. 我很遗撼 不过周末还没结束 |
| [12:04.84] | Oh,my God! Is that Phoebe? 我的天，那是菲比吗？ |
| [12:07.77] | Guess they're back from their date. 看来他们约完会了 |
| [12:11.84] | Music! 音乐 |
| [12:14.35] | Very nice! 真甜蜜 |
| [12:24.32] | Oh,my God! 我的天 |
| [12:28.53] | So how are you? 你好吗？ |
| [12:30.70] | -I am good. I finished my book. -What's it about? 我很好，我的书完稿了 这本书讲什么？ |
| [12:34.47] | I don't remember. Do you want to take a walk? 我不记得了，你想散步吗？ 想 |
| [12:41.01] | "Dear Mary Angela: 亲爱的玛丽安琪拉 |
| [12:42.84] | Hi,how's it going? 嗨，你好吗？ |
| [12:44.64] | This is the hardest letter I've ever had to write." 这是我所写过 最难以启齿的一封信 |
| [12:47.31] | What the hell's the matter with you? 你是怎么搞的？ |
| [12:50.01] | How will Joey react to you blowing off his sister with a letter? 你写信甩掉他妹妹 乔伊会对你怎么样？ |
| [12:53.68] | That's where you tell him that I moved to France... 这时候你就告诉他 我搬到法国去了 |
| [12:57.52] | ...when actually I'll be in Cuba. 事实上，我人会在古巴 |
| [13:00.19] | Look,you've got to do this yourself in person. 听我说 你得亲自去做这件事 |
| [13:03.76] | You know her name. 至少你知道她叫什么名字 |
| [13:05.10] | You just go to the house and ask for Mary Angela. 你只要到他家去找玛丽安琪拉 |
| [13:08.03] | When whichever one she is comes to the door... 不管她是哪一个 她到门口来的时候… |
| [13:10.57] | ...take her for a walk and let her down easy. 请她去散个步，给她留点面子 |
| [13:13.77] | What if she comes to the door and I ask for her? 万一是她来开门 而我又开口找她呢？ |
| [13:18.08] | Where in Cuba? 你要去古巴的哪里？ |
| [13:32.79] | What are you doing here? 你在这里干嘛？ |
| [13:34.86] | Waiting for my grandma to do my laundry. 等我祖母帮我洗衣服 |
| [13:37.13] | What about you? 你呢？ |
| [13:39.13] | I'm here to see Mary Angela. 我来见玛丽安琪拉 |
| [13:42.10] | You are so the man! Come on. 你真是男子汉，来 |
| [13:46.07] | Now look,listen. Listen.... 听我说 |
| [13:48.74] | Be cool,because Grandma doesn't know about you two. 别乱讲话 因为祖母不知道你们的事 |
| [13:51.71] | You don't want to tick her off. 最好不要惹她生气 |
| [13:53.81] | She was,like,the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. 她是第六个在 墨索里尼的尸体上吐痰的人 |
| [13:59.55] | Where's Mary Angela? 玛丽安琪拉在哪里？ |
| [14:02.00] | She's right in there. 她就在那里 |
| [14:06.06] | -Hey,Chandler! -Hey,Chandler! 嘿，钱德 嘿，钱德 |
| [14:12.16] | I can't believe Mark didn't call. 我不敢相信马克没有打电话来 |
| [14:14.33] | It's Sunday night and he didn't call. 现在是星期天晚上 他居然还没打电话来 |
| [14:16.57] | Bummer. 真叫人失望 |
| [14:18.84] | Yeah,right. Look at you. You're practically giddy. 对，看看你，你实在太可笑了 |
| [14:22.17] | I'm genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn't work out. 我真的很遗撼 马克没有帮到你 |
| [14:24.91] | Look,Rach,I want only good things for you. 听我说，瑞秋 我也是一心为你好 |
| [14:29.35] | Wait a minute. Why don't you just call Mark? 等一下，为什么 你不打电话给马克？ |
| [14:34.29] | Who says you have to sit and wait for him? 谁规定你得在这里痴痴地等？ |
| [14:36.75] | You've got to make stuff happen! 你得主动出击 |
| [14:38.66] | Yeah,but you don't wanna seem too pushy. 对，但也不能太过分 |
| [14:42.43] | It's not pushy. He gave her his home number. 不会的 他把家里电话给了她 |
| [14:45.43] | He gave you his home number, as in,to his home? 什么？他把家里电话给你 打电话到他家吗？ |
| [14:48.77] | And you don't mind if I call, because you want good things for me. 你不介意我打电话吧 既然你是一心为我好 |
| [14:52.84] | That's right,good things. That is what I said. 对，为你好 我是这么说的 |
| [14:59.84] | Mark? Hi,it's Rachel Greene. 马克？嗨，我是瑞秋格林 |
| [15:06.38] | Oh,no. Don't you apologize. 不，你千万别道歉 |
| [15:10.15] | Yeah,I'll hold. 好，我等 |
| [15:11.69] | He left my number at work. 他把电话留在办公室 他本来要去拿 |
| [15:13.49] | Then he had to help his niece with her report on the pioneers. 不过他得帮他侄女 做研究拓荒者的报告 |
| [15:17.56] | That is so made up! 一听就知道是掰的 |
| [15:21.20] | Oh,my God! Tomorrow? 我的天！明天吗？ |
| [15:23.03] | That's No,it's perfect. 这…不，这太好了 |
| [15:27.40] | Great. 太好了，再见 |
| [15:29.31] | I got the interview! 我可以去面试了 |
| [15:31.54] | There you go! 你看吧 |
| [15:32.64] | He even offered to meet me for lunch and prep me for it. 他还要跟我吃午饭，帮我准备 |
| [15:35.91] | That is amazing! 太了不起了 |
| [15:37.68] | Well,if I know Mark, and I think I do... 如果我了解马克 我想是的… |
| [15:42.02] | ...I'd expect nothing less. 他应该就是这种人 |
| [15:43.69] | I gotta figure out what to wear. 我得想想明天要穿什么才好 |
| [15:45.39] | High collar and baggy pants say, "I'm a pro!" 高领衫加蓬蓬裤 才是专业人士的穿着 |
| [15:49.56] | Yeah,right. 是啊 |
| [15:50.83] | Okay,I'll see you guys later. 好，回头见 |
| [15:53.33] | You go get them! 没问题 |
| [15:55.60] | What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way? 我对你做了什么？ 我伤害过你吗？ |
| [15:59.34] | What? 什么？ |
| [16:00.37] | "Why don't you call him?" 你为什么不打电话给他？ |
| [16:03.04] | Thank you very much. Now he's gonna prep her... 真是太谢谢你了 现在他要帮她准备面试 |
| [16:06.71] | ...as in what you do before you surgically remove the boyfriend! 这就是开除男朋友的前兆 |
| [16:11.18] | Are you crazy? 你疯了不成？ |
| [16:12.35] | Am l? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses? 有吗？我疯了吗？ 我失去理智了吗？ |
| [16:17.62] | This dreamy guy's taking my girlfriend out for a meal! 那个大好人要跟我女朋友吃饭 |
| [16:21.26] | This isn't even about you! 罗斯，你根本不是重点 |
| [16:23.23] | It's about something wonderful happening for Rachel. 重点是瑞秋可以有好的前途 |
| [16:26.30] | Even if you're right, and he wants to sleep with her... 就算你说得对 他对她不怀好意 |
| [16:29.30] | ...does that mean he gets to? 这表示他就能得逞吗？ |
| [16:31.40] | -No,but -Don't you trust her? 不会，可是… 你不信任她吗？ |
| [16:34.91] | Then get over yourself! Grow up! 不要自哀自怜了 别像个小孩子 |
| [16:41.71] | You grow up. 你才别像个小孩子 |
| [16:54.93] | This tiramisu is excellent. 这提拉米苏真好吃 |
| [16:58.40] | Did you make it,Mary Angela? 是你做的吗，玛丽安琪拉？ |
| [17:00.33] | No,I did. 不，是我做的 |
| [17:02.90] | Well,it's yummy. 真好吃 |
| [17:05.67] | So.... 那… |
| [17:06.90] | Mary Angela,do you like it? 玛丽安琪拉，你喜欢吗？ |
| [17:09.61] | Of course. It's her favorite. 当然，这是她最爱吃的 |
| [17:14.11] | So.... 那… |
| [17:16.11] | Mary Angela,what's your second favorite? 玛丽安琪拉 你还喜欢什么？ |
| [17:19.08] | More of Grandma's tiramisu. 吃更多奶奶做的提拉米苏 |
| [17:20.85] | Oh,would you just please... 拜托你… |
| [17:25.09] | ...give me your recipe,because this is great! It's topnotch! 把食谱给我，因为太好吃了 是第一流的 |
| [17:29.26] | That dies with me. 食谱要跟着我进棺材 |
| [17:30.59] | So will l. 我也会 |
| [17:34.03] | Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. 到洗手间去 |
| [17:36.53] | I was just squinting. It doesn't mean anything. 我只是斜视 没什么特别意思 |
| [17:39.14] | Just do it! 照做就是了 |
| [17:46.31] | Will you excuse me,I have to.... 失陪一下，我得… |
| [18:01.89] | Finally! I thought we'd never be alone. 终于！我还以为 我们没机会独处了 |
| [18:04.23] | Can I just tell you something? 听我说句话好吗？ |
| [18:06.16] | I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. 派对结束之后 我满脑子都在想着你 |
| [18:10.70] | Look,I may have jumped the gun here. 听我说 我可能操之过急了 |
| [18:16.47] | I just got out of a relationship. 我刚结束一段感情 |
| [18:18.48] | And I'm not really in a... 我还没办法… |
| [18:20.74] | ...in a commitment kind of place. 给任何人承诺 |
| [18:22.58] | So? Me neither! 那又怎样？我也一样 |
| [18:23.88] | God,Mary Angela was right. You do have the softest lips. 老天，玛丽安琪拉说得对 你的嘴唇柔软极了 |
| [18:29.09] | You're not Mary Angela? 你不是玛丽安琪拉？ |
| [18:31.00] | No! I'm Mary Therese! 不，我是玛丽泰瑞丝 |
| [18:33.42] | This is so bad. 这真是太糟糕了 |
| [18:35.53] | If you're not Mary Angela, then who is? 如果你不是玛丽安琪拉 那谁是？ |
| [18:38.53] | I am. 我是 |
| [18:41.27] | Oh,it's so bad. 老天，这真是太糟糕了 |
| [18:44.87] | No,Joey! No,Joey! 不，不要叫乔伊… |
| [18:48.07] | What's going on? 怎么回事？ |
| [18:50.74] | You're it! Now run and hide! 就是你了，快去藏起来吧 |
| [18:54.11] | It's no big deal. Chandler was just kissing me... 没什么大不了的 钱德刚才在亲我 |
| [18:57.01] | ... because he thought I was Mary Angela. 因为他以为我是玛丽安琪拉 |
| [18:59.12] | What? How could you think she was Mary Angela? 什么？你怎么会 把她当成玛丽安琪拉？ |
| [19:02.35] | I wasn't sure which one Mary Angela was. 我不肯定哪一个是玛丽安琪拉 |
| [19:06.79] | Look,I'm sorry. I was really drunk... 听我说，对不起 我喝得醉醺醺 |
| [19:09.13] | ...and you guys all look really similar. 你们的样子都差不多 |
| [19:11.73] | -I say punch him,Joey! -Yeah,punch him! 我说揍他，乔伊 对，揍他 |
| [19:14.70] | We should all calm down... 我们大家应该冷静下来 |
| [19:16.23] | ... because your brother's not gonna punch me. 因为你们的兄弟不会揍我的 |
| [19:19.57] | Are you? 是吧？ |
| [19:21.64] | That's usually what I'd do. 我通常会这么做 |
| [19:23.54] | But I never thought you'd be on the receiving end. 但我万万没想到 有一天会揍你 |
| [19:26.24] | How could you do this? 你怎么能做这种事？ |
| [19:30.61] | But I want you to know that I'd never soberly hurt you or your family. 但我要你知道我在清醒时 绝不会伤害你或你的家人 |
| [19:35.12] | You're my best friend. 你是我最好的朋友 |
| [19:37.15] | And I'd never do anything like this,ever again. 我再也不会做这种事了 |
| [19:41.89] | So what? 那又怎么样？ |
| [19:43.13] | -I say punch him! -Yeah,punch him! 我说揍他 对，揍他 |
| [19:47.16] | No,I'm not gonna punch Chandler. 不，我不会揍钱德 |
| [19:50.43] | -I'll do it. -No,you won't! 我会的 不，你不会的 |
| [19:52.84] | He knows he did a terrible thing, and I believe him. He's sorry. 他知道他做了一件错事 我相信他是真心道歉了 |
| [19:56.84] | But you got one more apology to make. 但你还要再跟一个人道歉 |
| [19:59.11] | You gotta apologize to Mary Angela. 你得跟玛丽安琪拉道歉 |
| [20:02.01] | -Absolutely. You got it. -All right. 当然，没问题 好 |
| [20:14.02] | -Cookie,now you can punch him! -What? 甜心，现在你可以揍他了 什么？ |
| [20:26.67] | You know,this building's on my paper route,so.... 我顺路到这里来… |
| [20:31.71] | How did it go? 面试怎么样？ |
| [20:33.28] | The woman I interviewed with was pretty tough... 跟我面试的女人很难对付 |
| [20:36.11] | ... but thank God Mark coached me. 但幸好有马克指点我 |
| [20:38.22] | Once I talked about the Fall line, she got all happy. 我一谈起秋季新装 她就满意得不得了 |
| [20:41.15] | -I'm so proud of you. -Me too! 我真为你骄傲 我也是 |
| [20:44.79] | Listen,I'm.... 听我说，我… |
| [20:47.22] | I'm sorry I've been so crazy and jealous and.... 对不起，我这么神经又嫉妒… |
| [20:51.80] | It's just, I like you a lot,so.... 这是因为我很喜欢你 所以… |
| [20:54.23] | I know. 我知道 |
| [20:57.80] | -Hi. -Hi,Mark. 嗨 嗨，马克 |
| [20:59.20] | I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got the job. 我刚跟乔安娜谈过 她很喜欢你，你被录取了 |
| [21:03.37] | I did? 真的？ |
| [21:05.48] | Oh,my God! 我的天 |
| [21:07.01] | Congratulations.... 恭喜… |
| [21:14.79] | So,Phoebe? 菲比？ |
| [21:16.42] | How was your date? 你的约会怎么样？ |
| [21:17.59] | Oh,well,you know.... 你知道… |
| [21:19.79] | Yeah,I do know. 对，我的确清楚 |
| [21:22.46] | You were eavesdropping? 你偷听我们约会 |
| [21:29.60] | Oh,I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [21:31.37] | But I really like this guy and I think he really likes me. 但我真的很喜欢他 我想他也很喜欢我 |
| [21:43.21] | ...jumping on a pogo stick and he really likes it. 跳弹簧床跳得很爽 |
| [21:50.15] | Maybe the pogo stick likes it too. 也许弹簧床也被跳得很爽 |
| [21:54.06] | All right,that's it. He cannot do this to Phoebe! 好吧，到此为止 他不能这样对菲比 |
| [21:57.03] | This guy's gonna get the butt-kicking of a lifetime! 我要狠狠揍这傢伙一顿 |
| [22:00.50] | But is he a big guy? 但他个子很高大吗？ |
| [22:02.90] | We'll all go. Come on. 我们一起去，来 |
| [22:04.37] | Thanks,you guys. Thank you! 谢谢你们，谢谢 |
| [22:06.20] | Don't worry! 别担心 |
| [22:07.70] | God! I hope they kick his ass! 老天，希望他们痛扁他一顿 |
| [22:12.58] | If it's any consolation... 如果这可以给你一点安慰… |
| [22:14.41] | ...he sounded like he had more fun with you. 听起来他跟你在一起比较开心 |
| [00:02.-1] | Okay, pick a card. Any card. hao, sui bian xuan yi zhang |
| [01:06.-1] | ... I looked at it so fast, it was invisible to the naked eye. wo hen kuai kan yi yan rou yan shi kan bu dao de |
| [04:43.-3] | I want to quit, but then I think l should stick it out. wo xiang ci zhi dan wo you jue de ying gai ting xia qu |
| [05:13.-3] | ... to the bathroom? xue hui shen me jiao shi zhuang? |
| [05:17.-3] | Hi. hai |
| [07:48.-4] | Joey! Happy birthday! qiao yi, sheng ri kuai le |
| [07:55.-4] | How many of that girl are you seeing? ni gen duo shao ge nv hai jiao wang? |
| [08:07.-3] | What' re we drinking over here? ni he de shi shen me? |
| [08:59.-4] | I mean, when he left, I actually used the phrase: ta zou de shi hou, wo shi zhe me shuo de |
| [09:02.-4] | " Hummina, hummina, hummina." ha mi na |
| [09:32.-1] | ... because I drank it. yin wei quan bei wo he diao le |
| [09:51.-2] | Why, what happened? zen me le? chu le shen me shi? |
| [10:59.-2] | That' s all right. That' s okay. bu yao jin suan le |
| [15:25.-2] | Oh, God! Thank you so much! lao tian, tai gan xie ni le |
| [19:28.-1] | If you wanna punch me, go ahead. I deserve it. ru guo ni xiang zou wo jiu dong shou ba wo zui you ying de |
| [20:25.-2] | What are you doing here? ni zen me lai le? |
| [21:24.-3] | Eavesdropping? Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down. tou ting? fei bi tian hua ban de ci zhuan dou kuai diao xia lai le |
| [21:42.-4] | Maybe he' s just... ye xu ta zhi shi |
| [22:11.-2] | Honey, I' m sorry. qin ai de, wo hen yi han |
| [00:04.82] | All right, now memorize it. hao, ji zhu |
| [00:07.62] | Show it to everybody. gei da jia kan |
| [00:10.12] | Got it? hao le ma? |
| [00:11.22] | All right. Give it back to me. hao, huan gei wo |
| [00:18.63] | Five of hearts. hong xin 5 |
| [00:20.80] | Real magic does exist. zhe zhen shi tai shen qi le |
| [00:23.50] | Joey, how do you do it? qiao yi, ni zen me bian chu lai de? |
| [00:25.30] | I can' t tell you that. tian ji bu ke xie lou |
| [00:30.44] | Somebody' s at the door on the ceiling. tian hua ban shang you ren jiao men le |
| [00:33.78] | That' s our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor. wo men lou shang de fang lin chao de yao ming |
| [00:36.72] | He took up the carpets, and now you can hear everything. ta ba di tan chai diao xian zai jian zhi shi ji quan xiang wen |
| [00:39.55] | Why don' t you go ask him to just," Step lightly, please?" gan cui qing ta" qing sheng man bu" hao le |
| [00:44.19] | I have, like five times. But the guy is so charming... wo shi guo wu ci le dan na jia huo mei li wu qiong |
| [00:47.39] | ... I go up there to yell, then I end up apologizing to him. wo shang qu da hu xiao jiao zui hou hai gen ta pei bu shi |
| [00:50.80] | That is silly! tai huang miu le |
| [00:53.57] | I' ll go up and tell him to keep it down. wo shang qu jiao ta xiao sheng dian |
| [00:55.87] | All right, be my guest. Good luck. hao, qing bian zhu ni hao yun |
| [00:57.87] | All right, all right... hao |
| [00:59.10] | ... if you wanna know how I did it, I' ll show you. ru guo ni men xiang zhi dao wo shi zen me bian de wo jiu gao su ni men |
| [01:02.61] | When you handed me back the card, what you didn' t see was... ni ba pai huan gei wo de shi hou chen ni men bu zhu yi |
| [01:11.45] | I just did it. wo gang cai ban dao le |
| [01:13.62] | Just did it again. you lai yi ci |
| [01:16.39] | Here, I' ll slow it down so you guys can see it. Ready? lai, wo fang man dong zuo rang ni men kan, hao le mei? |
| [01:21.43] | I got it now! Okay. wo dong le hao a |
| [01:41.85] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [01:45.32] | The One Where Chandler Can' t Remember Which Sister ben ji bo chu: " qian de bu ji de pao le nei ge mei mei" |
| [02:36.40] | Anybody got a length of rope about 6 feet long, with a noose at the end? shui you yi tiao liu chi zhang de sheng zi mo duan da le huo jie de? |
| [02:40.71] | Honey, what' s the matter? I just saw Janice. qin ai de, zen me le? wo gang cai kan dao zhen ni si le |
| [02:44.08] | She was at Rockefeller Center, skating with her husband. She looked so happy. ta zai luo ke fei lei zhong xin he ta zhang fu liu bing, kan qi lai hao xing fu |
| [02:49.48] | I almost feel bad for whipping that kid' s pretzel at them. wo jian zhi bu ren xin na na ge xiao hai de jiao yan juan bing da ta men |
| [02:54.49] | I remember the first time I saw Katherine after we broke up. wo ji de wo gen kai sa lin fen shou hou di yi ci gen ta jian mian di qing xing |
| [02:57.66] | She was walking and talking with her friend, Donna. ta gen ta peng you tang na zou zai yi kuai er shuo qian xiao |
| [03:00.83] | God, it killed me! lao tian, wo nan guo si le |
| [03:03.09] | But you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon. dan ni na tian xia wu he ta men lia ge shang chuang le |
| [03:08.20] | Sorry, I just Any excuse to tell that story. dui bu qi, wo jiu shi bu ji yi qie di yao jiang na jian shi |
| [03:13.24] | There' s a party tomorrow. You' ll feel better then. qian de, ming tian yao kai pai dui ni jiu hui gao xing yi dian le |
| [03:16.67] | I' m gonna be okay. You don' t have to throw a party for me. wo bu hui you shi de ni men bu bi wei wo kai pai dui |
| [03:20.35] | It' s Joey' s birthday. shi qiao yi de sheng ri pai dui |
| [03:23.11] | Then if anybody should have a party, it should be him. ru guo you ren ying gai kai pai dui na jiu fei qiao yi mo shu |
| [03:29.45] | I cannot believe she' s still up there. wo zhen bu gan xiang xin ta hai zai lou shang |
| [03:41.23] | Well, he totally screwed up the punch line. ta ba guan jian ju wan quan nian za le |
| [03:44.20] | You know, it' s supposed to be ni zhi dao, ying gai shi |
| [03:53.65] | How' s that coffee coming, dear? ka fei hao le mei you, qin ai de? |
| [03:55.45] | Right away, Mr. IKaplan. ma shang lai, ka pu lan xian sheng |
| [03:57.25] | I' m not suppose to drink it. It makes me gassy. wo bu ying gai he ka fei, lao shi fang pi |
| [04:01.72] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [04:04.59] | I' ll bet you' re thinking, " What' s an intelligent girl... ni yi ding zai xiang zhe me cong ming de nv hai |
| [04:07.89] | ... who wants to be in fashion doing making coffee?" you zhi zai fu zhuang jie da zhan hong tu zen me zai zhe li pao ka fei? |
| [04:11.93] | You got me. bei ni cai zhong le |
| [04:13.90] | Don' t think I haven' t noticed your potential. bie yi wei wo mei zhu yi dao ni de qian li |
| [04:16.30] | I' ve got a project for you that' s a lot more related to fashion. wo you yi fen he shi zhuang hen you guan xi de gong zuo yao jiao gei ni |
| [04:20.64] | How does that sound? That sounds great! zen me yang? tai bang le |
| [04:23.41] | Come on over here, sweetheart. Thank you so much. guo lai, tian xin tai gan xie le |
| [04:26.74] | I need these hangers separated ASAP. wo yao ma shang ba zhei xie yi jia fen kai |
| [04:32.92] | You' re welcome. bu ke qi |
| [04:38.59] | Oh, God, I hate my job! I hate it. lao tian, wo tong hen wo de gong zuo hen si le |
| [04:41.19] | I know, honey. I' m sorry. wo zhi dao, qin ai de, wo hen yi han |
| [04:46.63] | Then I think: ran hou wo you xiang |
| [04:48.00] | " Why would a person stay in such a demeaning job... wei shi me yao zuo zhe zhong you sun zun yan de gong zuo? |
| [04:51.37] | ... just because it' s remotely related to the field they' re interested in? nan dao zhi yin wei zhe fen gong zuo he wo de xing qu you yi dian dian guan xi ma? |
| [04:57.48] | Gee, I don' t know, Rach. lao tian, wo bu zhi dao, rui qiu |
| [04:59.34] | Order up! Yentl soup, James Beans, and a Howdy, hold the Doody. dian cai ba, yang duo tang, zhan mu si dou sui bian ni dian shen me dou xing |
| [05:04.05] | Come on, I' m sorry. I didn' t hao le, dui bu qi, wo bu shi |
| [05:06.22] | I don' t mind paying my dues. wo bu jie yi chi ku |
| [05:08.02] | But how much will I learn about fashion... dan fu de le guan jie yan de nv cai feng shang ce suo |
| [05:10.39] | ... by walking Myra, the arthritic seamstress... wo yao zen yang cai neng gou |
| [05:18.03] | Is my misery amusing to you? ni jue de wo de ku nan hen you qu ma? |
| [05:20.53] | I' m sorry, I was just.... dui bu qi, wo zhi shi |
| [05:23.20] | It' s not funny. This is actually my job. zhe bu hao xiao, zhe jiu shi wo de gong zuo |
| [05:25.50] | Believe me, I' ve been there. xiang xin wo, wo shi guo lai ren |
| [05:27.21] | I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus. wo yi qian shi zai ren ti mo te er gong si gei mo te er de tou fen lei de |
| [05:31.54] | I' m just gonna go back to talking to my friend here. wo yao ji xu gen wo peng you liao tian |
| [05:35.35] | You can go back to enjoying your little hamburger. ni ke yi ji xu xiang yong ni de han bao |
| [05:39.72] | Just one other thing. hai you yi jian shi |
| [05:43.25] | I work at Bloomingdale' s. wo zai bu lu ming dai er bai huo gong si shang ban |
| [05:44.89] | I might know of a possible job, if you' re interested. ru guo ni you xing qu wo you ge ke neng de gong zuo ji hui |
| [05:51.26] | Do you want my pickle? xiang chi wo de yan huang gua ma? |
| [05:59.70] | Hey, guys. da jia hao |
| [06:00.77] | Hey, Gunther. Hi. hei, gan se hai |
| [06:02.24] | You' re going on a date with the noisy guy upstairs? ni yao gen lou shang chao nao de lin ju yue hui? |
| [06:05.04] | Well, he' s very charming. ta hen mi ren |
| [06:07.68] | He' s too charming! ta tai mi ren le |
| [06:08.88] | But if you go out, it' ll be harder for me to hate him. dan ru guo ni men jiao wang wo jiu geng nan tao yan ta le |
| [06:12.45] | You' ll just have to try. ni zhi de jin li er wei |
| [06:16.35] | Joey? Where are the JellO shots? qiao yi? jiu guo dong na li qu le? |
| [06:18.59] | I don' t know. Chandler' s supposed to be passing them bu zhi dao, qian de ying gai yao duan chu qu |
| [06:22.46] | Chandler! qian de |
| [06:23.93] | Hellodeelo! ha luo |
| [06:26.43] | Well, somebody' s feeling better. kan lai ni xin qing hao duo le |
| [06:29.70] | Stick out your tongue! Take off your shirt! ba she tou shen chu lai ba yi fu tuo xia lai |
| [06:35.77] | Oh, my! Oh, my God! lao tian wo de tian |
| [06:37.88] | How many did you have? They' re pure vodka. ni chi le duo shao? zhe shi chun fu te jia zuo de |
| [06:40.71] | Yeah, JellO. Just like Mom used to make. dui, guo dong you ma ma de wei dao |
| [06:45.22] | The most unbelievable thing happened today. wo jin tian peng shang le zui bu ke si yi de shi |
| [06:49.79] | I had lunch at Monica' s and met a guy... wo zai mo ni ka de can ting chi wu fan you ge jia huo gen wo shuo hua |
| [06:52.26] | ... who works for a buyer at Bloomingdale' s. ta shi bu lu ming dai er de cai gou zhu li |
| [06:54.56] | There' s an opening there! So I gave him my phone number... ta men de bu men yao zhao ren wo jiu ba wo de dian hua gei le ta |
| [06:58.56] | ... and he' ll call me this weekend to get me an interview! ta zhe ge zhou mo yao da dian hua gei wo bang wo an pai mian shi |
| [07:03.67] | So this guy' s helping you for no apparent reason? na jia huo mei you ren he li you di bang ni? |
| [07:08.84] | And he' s a total stranger? ni gen ben bu ren shi ta? |
| [07:11.64] | Yeah. His name is " Mark" something. dui, ta jiao" ma ke" shen me de |
| [07:14.81] | Sounds like " Mark Something" wants to have some sex! kan lai ma ke shen me de bu huai hao yi |
| [07:19.45] | What? shen me? |
| [07:21.35] | Why else would he swoop in out of nowhere for no reason? bu ran ta gan ma mo ming qi miao di mao chu lai? |
| [07:26.09] | To be nice? ri xing yi shan a |
| [07:27.46] | Hey, Joey, are men ever nice to strange women for no reason? hei, qiao yi, nan ren hui bu hui mo ming qi miao di dui mo sheng nv zi hao |
| [07:31.60] | No, only for sex. Thank you. bu hui, nan ren zhi xiang shang chuang er yi xie xie |
| [07:35.83] | So did you tell " Mark Something" about me? ni you mei you gen ma ke shen me de ti qi wo? |
| [07:40.17] | I didn' t have to. I was wearing... wo yong bu zhao ti, wo chuan zhe |
| [07:42.47] | ... my " I Heart Ross" sandwich board and ringing my bell. " wo ai luo si" de guang gao pai er qie yi zhi yao zhe ling |
| [08:00.39] | How hammered are you? These are Joey' s sisters. ni tou ke huai qu le ma? ta men shi qiao yi de jie mei |
| [08:03.63] | Hi, Joey' s sisters! hai, qiao yi de jie mei |
| [08:08.80] | Well, I have a vodka and cranberry juice. wo he de shi fu te jia he xiao hong mei zhi |
| [08:12.07] | No kidding? zhen de? |
| [08:13.17] | That' s the same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband. wo gan diao wo zhang fu zhi hou jiu shi diao zhe zhong jiu lai he |
| [08:20.48] | Okay, I don' t know how to talk to you. hao, wo bu zhi dao gai zen me gen ni shuo hua |
| [08:24.55] | What are you doing? ni zai gan ma? |
| [08:26.48] | I' m taking my exgirlfriend off my speed dialer. ba wo qian ren nv you de kuai su bo hao shan chu |
| [08:30.59] | No, it' s a good thing. bu, zhe shi hao shi |
| [08:32.89] | Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why rush through life? wo men yao kuai su bo hao gan ma? gan ma gan lai gan qu de? |
| [08:36.56] | Why can' t we savor the precious moments? wo men wei shi me bu neng zhen xi mei hao shi guang? |
| [08:38.86] | You have some huge breasts! ni xiong bu hao da |
| [08:42.90] | Hi. Hi. hai hai |
| [08:45.27] | So I heard about this Mark guy that Rachel met today. wo ting shuo le rui qiu jin tian yu dao de na ge jiao ma ke de jia huo |
| [08:49.67] | Isn' t it great? hen bang, bu shi ma? |
| [08:52.54] | Yeah, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy. dui, shi hen bang kan yang zi ta shi ge hao ren |
| [08:55.68] | Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy! dui, ta jian zhi tai wan mei le |
| [09:05.92] | That' s excellent. tai hao le |
| [09:11.36] | So he' s " just a nice guy." zhe me shuo ta zhi shi ge da hao ren ba le |
| [09:14.43] | Do you really think this Mark doesn' t want anything for helping you? ni zhen de ren wei zhe ge jiao ma ke de shi bu qiu hui bao di bang ni? |
| [09:18.44] | Well, I assume I' ll have to take showers with him. wo xiang wo de gen ta xi yuan yang yu |
| [09:21.71] | But that' s true of any job. bu guo na fen gong zuo bu shi zhe yang |
| [09:28.48] | How you feeling? ni gan jue zen me yang? |
| [09:29.75] | Well, my apartment isn' t there anymore... wo de gong yu yi jing bu cun zai le |
| [09:36.42] | Where' d you go? We lost you after you opened up all the presents. ni qu na li le? ni chai le li wu zhi hou wo men jiu zhao bu dao ni le |
| [09:40.56] | I ended up in the storage room, and not alone. wo hou lai pao dao zhu cang shi er qie bu zhi wo yi ge ren |
| [09:47.06] | No " woohooing." No " woohooing." bu yao zai jiao le |
| [09:55.07] | I fooled around with Joey' s sister. wo gen qiao yi de jie mei xia gao |
| [09:58.44] | That' s not the worst part. zhe hai bu shi zui zao gao de |
| [10:00.41] | What is the worst part? na zui zao gao de shi shen me? |
| [10:02.01] | I can' t remember which sister. wo bu ji de shi nei ge jie mei |
| [10:05.35] | You see what men do? Don' t tell me men are nice. ni kan dao mei you? bie shuo nan ren you hao ren |
| [10:08.25] | This is men! zhe jiu shi nan ren |
| [10:13.82] | Are you insane? ni feng liao bu cheng? |
| [10:15.16] | Joey will kill you. He' ll actually kill you dead. qiao yi hui sha le ni ta zhen de hui ba ni sha de si si de |
| [10:18.26] | You don' t think I thought of that? ni yi wei wo mei xiang dao ma? |
| [10:21.33] | How can you not know which one? That' s unbelievable. ni zen me hui bu zhi dao shi na yi ge? jian zhi wu fa zhi xin |
| [10:24.44] | Was it Gina? Which one' s Gina? shi ji na ma? nei ge shi ji na? |
| [10:26.57] | The dark, big hair, with airplane earrings. hei pi fu peng peng tou dai zhe fei ji er huan |
| [10:29.11] | That' s Dina, not Gina. na shi di na, bu shi ji na |
| [10:30.91] | See? You can' t tell which is which either! kan dao mei? ni men ye fen bu qing shui shi shui |
| [10:36.01] | We didn' t fool around with any of them. wo men ke mei you gen nei ge hu jiao |
| [10:42.29] | It' s got to be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt. yi ding shi wei ruo ni ka na ge chuan hong qun zi de nv hai |
| [10:45.69] | I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat! wo que shi ba wo de she tou shen dao ta de hou long li |
| [10:49.23] | That was me. na ge shi wo |
| [10:53.86] | When I drink, sometimes I get overly friendly... wo he le jiu yi hou you shi hou hui bian de tai re qing |
| [10:57.07] | ... and I' m sorry. That' s okay. dui bu qi mei guan xi |
| [11:05.21] | Can I talk to you for a second? wo ke yi gen ni si xia tan tan ma? |
| [11:08.65] | Hey, Joey! hei, qiao yi |
| [11:12.62] | Come on. guo lai |
| [11:14.72] | Why can' t we talk in here... wo men wei shi me bu zai zhe li tan? |
| [11:16.49] | ... with witnesses? zhe li you ren zuo zheng |
| [11:19.09] | I just got off the phone with my sister. wo gang gen wo mei mei tong wan dian hua |
| [11:21.29] | Which one? na yi ge? |
| [11:22.43] | Mary Angela. Mary Angela. ma li an qi la ma li an qi la |
| [11:25.13] | Now which one is she again? zhe you shi na yi ge le? |
| [11:27.30] | Ask Chandler. He fooled around with her. wen qian de, ta gen ren jia hu jiao |
| [11:30.33] | She told me you said you could really fall for her. ta gao su wo, ni dui ta shuo ni wei ta da wei qing dao |
| [11:33.74] | Is that true, or are you just getting over Janice by groping my sister? zhe shi shi hua? hai shi ni pao wo mei mei zhi shi wei le wang ji zhen ni si? |
| [11:40.78] | It' s gotta be the first one. yi ding shi di yi ge yuan yin |
| [11:43.81] | Really? zhen de? |
| [11:45.25] | That' s great! na tai hao le |
| [11:47.85] | You and my sister, sitting in a tree! ni gen wo mei mei zuo zai shu shang |
| [11:52.12] | Yep, I' m in a tree. dui, wo zai shu shang |
| [11:57.09] | Did he call? Did Mark call? ta lai dian hua mei you? ma ke lai dian hua mei you? |
| [11:59.03] | I' m sorry. But the weekend' s not over yet. wo hen yi han bu guo zhou mo hai mei jie shu |
| [12:04.84] | Oh, my God! Is that Phoebe? wo de tian, na shi fei bi ma? |
| [12:07.77] | Guess they' re back from their date. kan lai ta men yue wan hui le |
| [12:11.84] | Music! yin yue |
| [12:14.35] | Very nice! zhen tian mi |
| [12:24.32] | Oh, my God! wo de tian |
| [12:28.53] | So how are you? ni hao ma? |
| [12:30.70] | I am good. I finished my book. What' s it about? wo hen hao, wo de shu wan gao le zhe ben shu jiang shen me? |
| [12:34.47] | I don' t remember. Do you want to take a walk? wo bu ji de le, ni xiang san bu ma? xiang |
| [12:41.01] | " Dear Mary Angela: qin ai de ma li an qi la |
| [12:42.84] | Hi, how' s it going? hai, ni hao ma? |
| [12:44.64] | This is the hardest letter I' ve ever had to write." zhe shi wo suo xie guo zui nan yi qi chi de yi feng xin |
| [12:47.31] | What the hell' s the matter with you? ni shi zen me gao de? |
| [12:50.01] | How will Joey react to you blowing off his sister with a letter? ni xie xin shuai diao ta mei mei qiao yi hui dui ni zen me yang? |
| [12:53.68] | That' s where you tell him that I moved to France... zhe shi hou ni jiu gao su ta wo ban dao fa guo qu le |
| [12:57.52] | ... when actually I' ll be in Cuba. shi shi shang, wo ren hui zai gu ba |
| [13:00.19] | Look, you' ve got to do this yourself in person. ting wo shuo ni de qin zi qu zuo zhe jian shi |
| [13:03.76] | You know her name. zhi shao ni zhi dao ta jiao shen me ming zi |
| [13:05.10] | You just go to the house and ask for Mary Angela. ni zhi yao dao ta jia qu zhao ma li an qi la |
| [13:08.03] | When whichever one she is comes to the door... bu guan ta shi na yi ge ta dao men kou lai de shi hou |
| [13:10.57] | ... take her for a walk and let her down easy. qing ta qu san ge bu, gei ta liu dian mian zi |
| [13:13.77] | What if she comes to the door and I ask for her? wan yi shi ta lai kai men er wo you kai kou zhao ta ne? |
| [13:18.08] | Where in Cuba? ni yao qu gu ba de na li? |
| [13:32.79] | What are you doing here? ni zai zhe li gan ma? |
| [13:34.86] | Waiting for my grandma to do my laundry. deng wo zu mu bang wo xi yi fu |
| [13:37.13] | What about you? ni ne? |
| [13:39.13] | I' m here to see Mary Angela. wo lai jian ma li an qi la |
| [13:42.10] | You are so the man! Come on. ni zhen shi nan zi han, lai |
| [13:46.07] | Now look, listen. Listen.... ting wo shuo |
| [13:48.74] | Be cool, because Grandma doesn' t know about you two. bie luan jiang hua yin wei zu mu bu zhi dao ni men de shi |
| [13:51.71] | You don' t want to tick her off. zui hao bu yao re ta sheng qi |
| [13:53.81] | She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini' s hanging body. ta shi di liu ge zai mo suo li ni de shi ti shang tu tan de ren |
| [13:59.55] | Where' s Mary Angela? ma li an qi la zai na li? |
| [14:02.00] | She' s right in there. ta jiu zai na li |
| [14:06.06] | Hey, Chandler! Hey, Chandler! hei, qian de hei, qian de |
| [14:12.16] | I can' t believe Mark didn' t call. wo bu gan xiang xin ma ke mei you da dian hua lai |
| [14:14.33] | It' s Sunday night and he didn' t call. xian zai shi xing qi tian wan shang ta ju ran hai mei da dian hua lai |
| [14:16.57] | Bummer. zhen jiao ren shi wang |
| [14:18.84] | Yeah, right. Look at you. You' re practically giddy. dui, kan kan ni, ni shi zai tai ke xiao le |
| [14:22.17] | I' m genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn' t work out. wo zhen de hen yi han ma ke mei you bang dao ni |
| [14:24.91] | Look, Rach, I want only good things for you. ting wo shuo, rui qiu wo ye shi yi xin wei ni hao |
| [14:29.35] | Wait a minute. Why don' t you just call Mark? deng yi xia, wei shi me ni bu da dian hua gei ma ke? |
| [14:34.29] | Who says you have to sit and wait for him? shui gui ding ni de zai zhe li chi chi di deng? |
| [14:36.75] | You' ve got to make stuff happen! ni de zhu dong chu ji |
| [14:38.66] | Yeah, but you don' t wanna seem too pushy. dui, dan ye bu neng tai guo fen |
| [14:42.43] | It' s not pushy. He gave her his home number. bu hui de ta ba jia li dian hua gei le ta |
| [14:45.43] | He gave you his home number, as in, to his home? shen me? ta ba jia li dian hua gei ni da dian hua dao ta jia ma? |
| [14:48.77] | And you don' t mind if I call, because you want good things for me. ni bu jie yi wo da dian hua ba ji ran ni shi yi xin wei wo hao |
| [14:52.84] | That' s right, good things. That is what I said. dui, wei ni hao wo shi zhe me shuo de |
| [14:59.84] | Mark? Hi, it' s Rachel Greene. ma ke? hai, wo shi rui qiu ge lin |
| [15:06.38] | Oh, no. Don' t you apologize. bu, ni qian wan bie dao qian |
| [15:10.15] | Yeah, I' ll hold. hao, wo deng |
| [15:11.69] | He left my number at work. ta ba dian hua liu zai ban gong shi ta ben lai yao qu na |
| [15:13.49] | Then he had to help his niece with her report on the pioneers. bu guo ta de bang ta zhi nv zuo yan jiu tuo huang zhe de bao gao |
| [15:17.56] | That is so made up! yi ting jiu zhi dao shi bai de |
| [15:21.20] | Oh, my God! Tomorrow? wo de tian! ming tian ma? |
| [15:23.03] | That' s No, it' s perfect. zhe bu, zhe tai hao le |
| [15:27.40] | Great. tai hao le, zai jian |
| [15:29.31] | I got the interview! wo ke yi qu mian shi le |
| [15:31.54] | There you go! ni kan ba |
| [15:32.64] | He even offered to meet me for lunch and prep me for it. ta hai yao gen wo chi wu fan, bang wo zhun bei |
| [15:35.91] | That is amazing! tai liao bu qi le |
| [15:37.68] | Well, if I know Mark, and I think I do... ru guo wo liao jie ma ke wo xiang shi de |
| [15:42.02] | ... I' d expect nothing less. ta ying gai jiu shi zhe zhong ren |
| [15:43.69] | I gotta figure out what to wear. wo de xiang xiang ming tian yao chuan shen me cai hao |
| [15:45.39] | High collar and baggy pants say, " I' m a pro!" gao ling shan jia peng peng ku cai shi zhuan ye ren shi de chuan zhe |
| [15:49.56] | Yeah, right. shi a |
| [15:50.83] | Okay, I' ll see you guys later. hao, hui tou jian |
| [15:53.33] | You go get them! mei wen ti |
| [15:55.60] | What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way? wo dui ni zuo le shen me? wo shang hai guo ni ma? |
| [15:59.34] | What? shen me? |
| [16:00.37] | " Why don' t you call him?" ni wei shi me bu da dian hua gei ta? |
| [16:03.04] | Thank you very much. Now he' s gonna prep her... zhen shi tai xie xie ni le xian zai ta yao bang ta zhun bei mian shi |
| [16:06.71] | ... as in what you do before you surgically remove the boyfriend! zhe jiu shi kai chu nan peng you de qian zhao |
| [16:11.18] | Are you crazy? ni feng liao bu cheng? |
| [16:12.35] | Am l? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses? you ma? wo feng le ma? wo shi qu li zhi le ma? |
| [16:17.62] | This dreamy guy' s taking my girlfriend out for a meal! na ge da hao ren yao gen wo nv peng you chi fan |
| [16:21.26] | This isn' t even about you! luo si, ni gen ben bu shi zhong dian |
| [16:23.23] | It' s about something wonderful happening for Rachel. zhong dian shi rui qiu ke yi you hao de qian tu |
| [16:26.30] | Even if you' re right, and he wants to sleep with her... jiu suan ni shuo de dui ta dui ta bu huai hao yi |
| [16:29.30] | ... does that mean he gets to? zhe biao shi ta jiu neng de cheng ma? |
| [16:31.40] | No, but Don' t you trust her? bu hui, ke shi ni bu xin ren ta ma? |
| [16:34.91] | Then get over yourself! Grow up! bu yao zi ai zi lian le bie xiang ge xiao hai zi |
| [16:41.71] | You grow up. ni cai bie xiang ge xiao hai zi |
| [16:54.93] | This tiramisu is excellent. zhe di la mi su zhen hao chi |
| [16:58.40] | Did you make it, Mary Angela? shi ni zuo de ma, ma li an qi la? |
| [17:00.33] | No, I did. bu, shi wo zuo de |
| [17:02.90] | Well, it' s yummy. zhen hao chi |
| [17:05.67] | So.... na |
| [17:06.90] | Mary Angela, do you like it? ma li an qi la, ni xi huan ma? |
| [17:09.61] | Of course. It' s her favorite. dang ran, zhe shi ta zui ai chi de |
| [17:14.11] | So.... na |
| [17:16.11] | Mary Angela, what' s your second favorite? ma li an qi la ni hai xi huan shen me? |
| [17:19.08] | More of Grandma' s tiramisu. chi geng duo nai nai zuo de di la mi su |
| [17:20.85] | Oh, would you just please... bai tuo ni |
| [17:25.09] | ... give me your recipe, because this is great! It' s topnotch! ba shi pu gei wo, yin wei tai hao chi le shi di yi liu de |
| [17:29.26] | That dies with me. shi pu yao gen zhe wo jin guan cai |
| [17:30.59] | So will l. wo ye hui |
| [17:34.03] | Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. dao xi shou jian qu |
| [17:36.53] | I was just squinting. It doesn' t mean anything. wo zhi shi xie shi mei shen me te bie yi si |
| [17:39.14] | Just do it! zhao zuo jiu shi le |
| [17:46.31] | Will you excuse me, I have to.... shi pei yi xia, wo de |
| [18:01.89] | Finally! I thought we' d never be alone. zhong yu! wo hai yi wei wo men mei ji hui du chu le |
| [18:04.23] | Can I just tell you something? ting wo shuo ju hua hao ma? |
| [18:06.16] | I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. pai dui jie shu zhi hou wo man nao zi dou zai xiang zhe ni |
| [18:10.70] | Look, I may have jumped the gun here. ting wo shuo wo ke neng cao zhi guo ji le |
| [18:16.47] | I just got out of a relationship. wo gang jie shu yi duan gan qing |
| [18:18.48] | And I' m not really in a... wo hai mei ban fa |
| [18:20.74] | ... in a commitment kind of place. gei ren he ren cheng nuo |
| [18:22.58] | So? Me neither! na you zen yang? wo ye yi yang |
| [18:23.88] | God, Mary Angela was right. You do have the softest lips. lao tian, ma li an qi la shuo de dui ni de zui chun rou ruan ji le |
| [18:29.09] | You' re not Mary Angela? ni bu shi ma li an qi la? |
| [18:31.00] | No! I' m Mary Therese! bu, wo shi ma li tai rui si |
| [18:33.42] | This is so bad. zhe zhen shi tai zao gao le |
| [18:35.53] | If you' re not Mary Angela, then who is? ru guo ni bu shi ma li an qi la na shui shi? |
| [18:38.53] | I am. wo shi |
| [18:41.27] | Oh, it' s so bad. lao tian, zhe zhen shi tai zao gao le |
| [18:44.87] | No, Joey! No, Joey! bu, bu yao jiao qiao yi |
| [18:48.07] | What' s going on? zen me hui shi? |
| [18:50.74] | You' re it! Now run and hide! jiu shi ni le, kuai qu cang qi lai ba |
| [18:54.11] | It' s no big deal. Chandler was just kissing me... mei shen me da bu liao de qian de gang cai zai qin wo |
| [18:57.01] | ... because he thought I was Mary Angela. yin wei ta yi wei wo shi ma li an qi la |
| [18:59.12] | What? How could you think she was Mary Angela? shen me? ni zen me hui ba ta dang cheng ma li an qi la? |
| [19:02.35] | I wasn' t sure which one Mary Angela was. wo bu ken ding na yi ge shi ma li an qi la |
| [19:06.79] | Look, I' m sorry. I was really drunk... ting wo shuo, dui bu qi wo he de zui xun xun |
| [19:09.13] | ... and you guys all look really similar. ni men de yang zi dou cha bu duo |
| [19:11.73] | I say punch him, Joey! Yeah, punch him! wo shuo zou ta, qiao yi dui, zou ta |
| [19:14.70] | We should all calm down... wo men da jia ying gai leng jing xia lai |
| [19:16.23] | ... because your brother' s not gonna punch me. yin wei ni men de xiong di bu hui zou wo de |
| [19:19.57] | Are you? shi ba? |
| [19:21.64] | That' s usually what I' d do. wo tong chang hui zhe me zuo |
| [19:23.54] | But I never thought you' d be on the receiving end. dan wo wan wan mei xiang dao you yi tian hui zou ni |
| [19:26.24] | How could you do this? ni zen me neng zuo zhe zhong shi? |
| [19:30.61] | But I want you to know that I' d never soberly hurt you or your family. dan wo yao ni zhi dao wo zai qing xing shi jue bu hui shang hai ni huo ni de jia ren |
| [19:35.12] | You' re my best friend. ni shi wo zui hao de peng you |
| [19:37.15] | And I' d never do anything like this, ever again. wo zai ye bu hui zuo zhe zhong shi le |
| [19:41.89] | So what? na you zen me yang? |
| [19:43.13] | I say punch him! Yeah, punch him! wo shuo zou ta dui, zou ta |
| [19:47.16] | No, I' m not gonna punch Chandler. bu, wo bu hui zou qian de |
| [19:50.43] | I' ll do it. No, you won' t! wo hui de bu, ni bu hui de |
| [19:52.84] | He knows he did a terrible thing, and I believe him. He' s sorry. ta zhi dao ta zuo le yi jian cuo shi wo xiang xin ta shi zhen xin dao qian le |
| [19:56.84] | But you got one more apology to make. dan ni hai yao zai gen yi ge ren dao qian |
| [19:59.11] | You gotta apologize to Mary Angela. ni de gen ma li an qi la dao qian |
| [20:02.01] | Absolutely. You got it. All right. dang ran, mei wen ti hao |
| [20:14.02] | Cookie, now you can punch him! What? tian xin, xian zai ni ke yi zou ta le shen me? |
| [20:26.67] | You know, this building' s on my paper route, so.... wo shun lu dao zhe li lai |
| [20:31.71] | How did it go? mian shi zen me yang? |
| [20:33.28] | The woman I interviewed with was pretty tough... gen wo mian shi de nv ren hen nan dui fu |
| [20:36.11] | ... but thank God Mark coached me. dan xing hao you ma ke zhi dian wo |
| [20:38.22] | Once I talked about the Fall line, she got all happy. wo yi tan qi qiu ji xin zhuang ta jiu man yi de bu de le |
| [20:41.15] | I' m so proud of you. Me too! wo zhen wei ni jiao ao wo ye shi |
| [20:44.79] | Listen, I' m.... ting wo shuo, wo |
| [20:47.22] | I' m sorry I' ve been so crazy and jealous and.... dui bu qi, wo zhe me shen jing you ji du |
| [20:51.80] | It' s just, I like you a lot, so.... zhe shi yin wei wo hen xi huan ni suo yi |
| [20:54.23] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [20:57.80] | Hi. Hi, Mark. hai hai, ma ke |
| [20:59.20] | I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got the job. wo gang gen qiao an na tan guo ta hen xi huan ni, ni bei lu qu le |
| [21:03.37] | I did? zhen de? |
| [21:05.48] | Oh, my God! wo de tian |
| [21:07.01] | Congratulations.... gong xi |
| [21:14.79] | So, Phoebe? fei bi? |
| [21:16.42] | How was your date? ni de yue hui zen me yang? |
| [21:17.59] | Oh, well, you know.... ni zhi dao |
| [21:19.79] | Yeah, I do know. dui, wo di que qing chu |
| [21:22.46] | You were eavesdropping? ni tou ting wo men yue hui |
| [21:29.60] | Oh, I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [21:31.37] | But I really like this guy and I think he really likes me. dan wo zhen de hen xi huan ta wo xiang ta ye hen xi huan wo |
| [21:43.21] | ... jumping on a pogo stick and he really likes it. tiao tan huang chuang tiao de hen shuang |
| [21:50.15] | Maybe the pogo stick likes it too. ye xu tan huang chuang ye bei tiao de hen shuang |
| [21:54.06] | All right, that' s it. He cannot do this to Phoebe! hao ba, dao ci wei zhi ta bu neng zhe yang dui fei bi |
| [21:57.03] | This guy' s gonna get the buttkicking of a lifetime! wo yao hen hen zou zhe jia huo yi dun |
| [22:00.50] | But is he a big guy? dan ta ge zi hen gao da ma? |
| [22:02.90] | We' ll all go. Come on. wo men yi qi qu, lai |
| [22:04.37] | Thanks, you guys. Thank you! xie xie ni men, xie xie |
| [22:06.20] | Don' t worry! bie dan xin |
| [22:07.70] | God! I hope they kick his ass! lao tian, xi wang ta men tong bian ta yi dun |
| [22:12.58] | If it' s any consolation... ru guo zhe ke yi gei ni yi dian an wei |
| [22:14.41] | ... he sounded like he had more fun with you. ting qi lai ta gen ni zai yi qi bi jiao kai xin |
| [00:02.-1] | Okay, pick a card. Any card. hǎo, suí biàn xuǎn yī zhāng |
| [01:06.-1] | ... I looked at it so fast, it was invisible to the naked eye. wǒ hěn kuài kàn yī yǎn ròu yǎn shì kàn bú dào de |
| [04:43.-3] | I want to quit, but then I think l should stick it out. wǒ xiǎng cí zhí dàn wǒ yòu jué de yīng gāi tǐng xià qù |
| [05:13.-3] | ... to the bathroom? xué huì shén me jiào shí zhuāng? |
| [05:17.-3] | Hi. hāi |
| [07:48.-4] | Joey! Happy birthday! qiáo yī, shēng rì kuài lè |
| [07:55.-4] | How many of that girl are you seeing? nǐ gēn duō shǎo gè nǚ hái jiāo wǎng? |
| [08:07.-3] | What' re we drinking over here? nǐ hē de shì shén me? |
| [08:59.-4] | I mean, when he left, I actually used the phrase: tā zǒu de shí hòu, wǒ shì zhè me shuō de |
| [09:02.-4] | " Hummina, hummina, hummina." hā mǐ nà |
| [09:32.-1] | ... because I drank it. yīn wèi quán bèi wǒ hē diào le |
| [09:51.-2] | Why, what happened? zěn me le? chū le shén me shì? |
| [10:59.-2] | That' s all right. That' s okay. bú yào jǐn suàn le |
| [15:25.-2] | Oh, God! Thank you so much! lǎo tiān, tài gǎn xiè nǐ le |
| [19:28.-1] | If you wanna punch me, go ahead. I deserve it. rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng zòu wǒ jiù dòng shǒu ba wǒ zuì yǒu yīng de |
| [20:25.-2] | What are you doing here? nǐ zěn me lái le? |
| [21:24.-3] | Eavesdropping? Pheebs, the ceiling tiles were falling down. tōu tīng? fēi bǐ tiān huā bǎn de cí zhuān dōu kuài diào xià lái le |
| [21:42.-4] | Maybe he' s just... yě xǔ tā zhǐ shì |
| [22:11.-2] | Honey, I' m sorry. qīn ài de, wǒ hěn yí hàn |
| [00:04.82] | All right, now memorize it. hǎo, jì zhù |
| [00:07.62] | Show it to everybody. gěi dà jiā kàn |
| [00:10.12] | Got it? hǎo le ma? |
| [00:11.22] | All right. Give it back to me. hǎo, huán gěi wǒ |
| [00:18.63] | Five of hearts. hóng xīn 5 |
| [00:20.80] | Real magic does exist. zhè zhēn shì tài shén qí le |
| [00:23.50] | Joey, how do you do it? qiáo yī, nǐ zěn me biàn chū lái de? |
| [00:25.30] | I can' t tell you that. tiān jī bù kě xiè lòu |
| [00:30.44] | Somebody' s at the door on the ceiling. tiān huā bǎn shàng yǒu rén jiào mén le |
| [00:33.78] | That' s our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor. wǒ men lóu shàng de fāng lín chǎo de yào mìng |
| [00:36.72] | He took up the carpets, and now you can hear everything. tā bǎ dì tǎn chāi diào xiàn zài jiǎn zhí shì jī quǎn xiāng wén |
| [00:39.55] | Why don' t you go ask him to just," Step lightly, please?" gān cuì qǐng tā" qīng shēng màn bù" hǎo le |
| [00:44.19] | I have, like five times. But the guy is so charming... wǒ shì guò wǔ cì le dàn nà jiā huǒ mèi lì wú qióng |
| [00:47.39] | ... I go up there to yell, then I end up apologizing to him. wǒ shǎng qù dà hū xiǎo jiào zuì hòu hái gēn tā péi bú shì |
| [00:50.80] | That is silly! tài huāng miù le |
| [00:53.57] | I' ll go up and tell him to keep it down. wǒ shǎng qù jiào tā xiǎo shēng diǎn |
| [00:55.87] | All right, be my guest. Good luck. hǎo, qǐng biàn zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [00:57.87] | All right, all right... hǎo |
| [00:59.10] | ... if you wanna know how I did it, I' ll show you. rú guǒ nǐ men xiǎng zhī dào wǒ shì zěn me biàn de wǒ jiù gào sù nǐ men |
| [01:02.61] | When you handed me back the card, what you didn' t see was... nǐ bǎ pái huán gěi wǒ de shí hòu chèn nǐ men bù zhù yì |
| [01:11.45] | I just did it. wǒ gāng cái bàn dào le |
| [01:13.62] | Just did it again. yòu lái yī cì |
| [01:16.39] | Here, I' ll slow it down so you guys can see it. Ready? lái, wǒ fàng màn dòng zuò ràng nǐ men kàn, hǎo le méi? |
| [01:21.43] | I got it now! Okay. wǒ dǒng le hǎo a |
| [01:41.85] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [01:45.32] | The One Where Chandler Can' t Remember Which Sister běn jí bō chū: " qián dé bù jì de pào le něi gè mèi mei" |
| [02:36.40] | Anybody got a length of rope about 6 feet long, with a noose at the end? shuí yǒu yī tiáo liù chǐ zhǎng de shéng zi mò duān dǎ le huó jié de? |
| [02:40.71] | Honey, what' s the matter? I just saw Janice. qīn ài de, zěn me le? wǒ gāng cái kàn dào zhēn nī sī le |
| [02:44.08] | She was at Rockefeller Center, skating with her husband. She looked so happy. tā zài luò kè fěi lēi zhōng xīn hé tā zhàng fū liū bīng, kàn qǐ lái hǎo xìng fú |
| [02:49.48] | I almost feel bad for whipping that kid' s pretzel at them. wǒ jiǎn zhí bù rěn xīn ná nà gè xiǎo hái de jiāo yán juǎn bǐng dǎ tā men |
| [02:54.49] | I remember the first time I saw Katherine after we broke up. wǒ jì de wǒ gēn kǎi sà lín fēn shǒu hòu dì yī cì gēn tā jiàn miàn dí qíng xíng |
| [02:57.66] | She was walking and talking with her friend, Donna. tā gēn tā péng yǒu táng nà zǒu zài yí kuài ér shuō qiǎn xiào |
| [03:00.83] | God, it killed me! lǎo tiān, wǒ nán guò sǐ le |
| [03:03.09] | But you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon. dàn nǐ nà tiān xià wǔ hé tā men liǎ gè shàng chuáng le |
| [03:08.20] | Sorry, I just Any excuse to tell that story. duì bù qǐ, wǒ jiù shì bù jì yī qiè dì yào jiǎng nà jiàn shì |
| [03:13.24] | There' s a party tomorrow. You' ll feel better then. qián dé, míng tiān yào kāi pài duì nǐ jiù huì gāo xìng yì diǎn le |
| [03:16.67] | I' m gonna be okay. You don' t have to throw a party for me. wǒ bú huì yǒu shì de nǐ men bù bì wèi wǒ kāi pài duì |
| [03:20.35] | It' s Joey' s birthday. shì qiáo yī de shēng rì pài duì |
| [03:23.11] | Then if anybody should have a party, it should be him. rú guǒ yǒu rén yīng gāi kāi pài duì nà jiù fēi qiáo yī mò shǔ |
| [03:29.45] | I cannot believe she' s still up there. wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn tā hái zài lóu shàng |
| [03:41.23] | Well, he totally screwed up the punch line. tā bǎ guān jiàn jù wán quán niàn zá le |
| [03:44.20] | You know, it' s supposed to be nǐ zhī dào, yīng gāi shì |
| [03:53.65] | How' s that coffee coming, dear? kā fēi hǎo le méi yǒu, qīn ài de? |
| [03:55.45] | Right away, Mr. IKaplan. mǎ shàng lái, kǎ pǔ lán xiān shēng |
| [03:57.25] | I' m not suppose to drink it. It makes me gassy. wǒ bù yīng gāi hē kā fēi, lǎo shì fàng pì |
| [04:01.72] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [04:04.59] | I' ll bet you' re thinking, " What' s an intelligent girl... nǐ yí dìng zài xiǎng zhè me cōng míng de nǚ hái |
| [04:07.89] | ... who wants to be in fashion doing making coffee?" yǒu zhì zài fú zhuāng jiè dà zhǎn hóng tú zěn me zài zhè lǐ pào kā fēi? |
| [04:11.93] | You got me. bèi nǐ cāi zhòng le |
| [04:13.90] | Don' t think I haven' t noticed your potential. bié yǐ wéi wǒ méi zhù yì dào nǐ de qián lì |
| [04:16.30] | I' ve got a project for you that' s a lot more related to fashion. wǒ yǒu yī fèn hé shí zhuāng hěn yǒu guān xì de gōng zuò yào jiāo gěi nǐ |
| [04:20.64] | How does that sound? That sounds great! zěn me yàng? tài bàng le |
| [04:23.41] | Come on over here, sweetheart. Thank you so much. guò lái, tián xīn tài gǎn xiè le |
| [04:26.74] | I need these hangers separated ASAP. wǒ yào mǎ shàng bǎ zhèi xiē yī jià fēn kāi |
| [04:32.92] | You' re welcome. bù kè qì |
| [04:38.59] | Oh, God, I hate my job! I hate it. lǎo tiān, wǒ tòng hèn wǒ de gōng zuò hèn sǐ le |
| [04:41.19] | I know, honey. I' m sorry. wǒ zhī dào, qīn ài de, wǒ hěn yí hàn |
| [04:46.63] | Then I think: rán hòu wǒ yòu xiǎng |
| [04:48.00] | " Why would a person stay in such a demeaning job... wèi shí me yào zuò zhè zhǒng yǒu sǔn zūn yán de gōng zuò? |
| [04:51.37] | ... just because it' s remotely related to the field they' re interested in? nán dào zhǐ yīn wèi zhè fèn gōng zuò hé wǒ de xìng qù yǒu yì diǎn diǎn guān xì ma? |
| [04:57.48] | Gee, I don' t know, Rach. lǎo tiān, wǒ bù zhī dào, ruì qiū |
| [04:59.34] | Order up! Yentl soup, James Beans, and a Howdy, hold the Doody. diǎn cài ba, yáng duǒ tāng, zhān mǔ sī dòu suí biàn nǐ diǎn shén me dōu xíng |
| [05:04.05] | Come on, I' m sorry. I didn' t hǎo le, duì bù qǐ, wǒ bú shì |
| [05:06.22] | I don' t mind paying my dues. wǒ bù jiè yì chī kǔ |
| [05:08.02] | But how much will I learn about fashion... dàn fú dé le guān jié yán de nǚ cái féng shàng cè suǒ |
| [05:10.39] | ... by walking Myra, the arthritic seamstress... wǒ yào zěn yàng cái néng gòu |
| [05:18.03] | Is my misery amusing to you? nǐ jué de wǒ de kǔ nàn hěn yǒu qù ma? |
| [05:20.53] | I' m sorry, I was just.... duì bù qǐ, wǒ zhǐ shì |
| [05:23.20] | It' s not funny. This is actually my job. zhè bù hǎo xiào, zhè jiù shì wǒ de gōng zuò |
| [05:25.50] | Believe me, I' ve been there. xiāng xìn wǒ, wǒ shì guò lái rén |
| [05:27.21] | I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus. wǒ yǐ qián shì zài rén tǐ mó tè ér gōng sī gěi mó tè ér de tóu fēn lèi de |
| [05:31.54] | I' m just gonna go back to talking to my friend here. wǒ yào jì xù gēn wǒ péng yǒu liáo tiān |
| [05:35.35] | You can go back to enjoying your little hamburger. nǐ kě yǐ jì xù xiǎng yòng nǐ de hàn bǎo |
| [05:39.72] | Just one other thing. hái yǒu yī jiàn shì |
| [05:43.25] | I work at Bloomingdale' s. wǒ zài bù lǔ míng dài ěr bǎi huò gōng sī shàng bān |
| [05:44.89] | I might know of a possible job, if you' re interested. rú guǒ nǐ yǒu xìng qù wǒ yǒu gè kě néng de gōng zuò jī huì |
| [05:51.26] | Do you want my pickle? xiǎng chī wǒ de yān huáng guā ma? |
| [05:59.70] | Hey, guys. dà jiā hǎo |
| [06:00.77] | Hey, Gunther. Hi. hēi, gān sè hāi |
| [06:02.24] | You' re going on a date with the noisy guy upstairs? nǐ yào gēn lóu shàng chǎo nào de lín jū yuē huì? |
| [06:05.04] | Well, he' s very charming. tā hěn mí rén |
| [06:07.68] | He' s too charming! tā tài mí rén le |
| [06:08.88] | But if you go out, it' ll be harder for me to hate him. dàn rú guǒ nǐ men jiāo wǎng wǒ jiù gèng nán tǎo yàn tā le |
| [06:12.45] | You' ll just have to try. nǐ zhǐ de jìn lì ér wéi |
| [06:16.35] | Joey? Where are the JellO shots? qiáo yī? jiǔ guǒ dòng nǎ lǐ qù le? |
| [06:18.59] | I don' t know. Chandler' s supposed to be passing them bù zhī dào, qián dé yīng gāi yào duān chū qù |
| [06:22.46] | Chandler! qián dé |
| [06:23.93] | Hellodeelo! hā luó |
| [06:26.43] | Well, somebody' s feeling better. kàn lái nǐ xīn qíng hǎo duō le |
| [06:29.70] | Stick out your tongue! Take off your shirt! bǎ shé tou shēn chū lái bǎ yī fú tuō xià lái |
| [06:35.77] | Oh, my! Oh, my God! lǎo tiān wǒ de tiān |
| [06:37.88] | How many did you have? They' re pure vodka. nǐ chī le duō shǎo? zhè shì chún fú tè jiā zuò de |
| [06:40.71] | Yeah, JellO. Just like Mom used to make. duì, guǒ dòng yǒu mā mā de wèi dào |
| [06:45.22] | The most unbelievable thing happened today. wǒ jīn tiān pèng shàng le zuì bù kě sī yì de shì |
| [06:49.79] | I had lunch at Monica' s and met a guy... wǒ zài mó nī kǎ de cān tīng chī wǔ fàn yǒu gè jiā huǒ gēn wǒ shuō huà |
| [06:52.26] | ... who works for a buyer at Bloomingdale' s. tā shì bù lǔ míng dài ěr de cǎi gòu zhù lǐ |
| [06:54.56] | There' s an opening there! So I gave him my phone number... tā men de bù mén yào zhǎo rén wǒ jiù bǎ wǒ de diàn huà gěi le tā |
| [06:58.56] | ... and he' ll call me this weekend to get me an interview! tā zhè gè zhōu mò yào dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ bāng wǒ ān pái miàn shì |
| [07:03.67] | So this guy' s helping you for no apparent reason? nà jiā huǒ méi yǒu rèn hé lǐ yóu dì bāng nǐ? |
| [07:08.84] | And he' s a total stranger? nǐ gēn běn bù rèn shi tā? |
| [07:11.64] | Yeah. His name is " Mark" something. duì, tā jiào" mǎ kè" shén me de |
| [07:14.81] | Sounds like " Mark Something" wants to have some sex! kàn lái mǎ kè shén me de bù huái hào yì |
| [07:19.45] | What? shén me? |
| [07:21.35] | Why else would he swoop in out of nowhere for no reason? bù rán tā gàn ma mò míng qí miào dì mào chū lái? |
| [07:26.09] | To be nice? rì xíng yī shàn a |
| [07:27.46] | Hey, Joey, are men ever nice to strange women for no reason? hēi, qiáo yī, nán rén huì bú huì mò míng qí miào dì duì mò shēng nǚ zǐ hǎo |
| [07:31.60] | No, only for sex. Thank you. bú huì, nán rén zhǐ xiǎng shàng chuáng ér yǐ xiè xiè |
| [07:35.83] | So did you tell " Mark Something" about me? nǐ yǒu méi yǒu gēn mǎ kè shén me de tí qǐ wǒ? |
| [07:40.17] | I didn' t have to. I was wearing... wǒ yòng bù zháo tí, wǒ chuān zhe |
| [07:42.47] | ... my " I Heart Ross" sandwich board and ringing my bell. " wǒ ài luó sī" de guǎng gào pái ér qiě yī zhí yáo zhe líng |
| [08:00.39] | How hammered are you? These are Joey' s sisters. nǐ tóu ké huài qù le ma? tā men shì qiáo yī de jiě mèi |
| [08:03.63] | Hi, Joey' s sisters! hāi, qiáo yī de jiě mèi |
| [08:08.80] | Well, I have a vodka and cranberry juice. wǒ hē de shì fú tè jiā hé xiǎo hóng méi zhī |
| [08:12.07] | No kidding? zhēn de? |
| [08:13.17] | That' s the same drink I made myself right after I shot my husband. wǒ gàn diào wǒ zhàng fū zhī hòu jiù shì diào zhè zhǒng jiǔ lái hē |
| [08:20.48] | Okay, I don' t know how to talk to you. hǎo, wǒ bù zhī dào gāi zěn me gēn nǐ shuō huà |
| [08:24.55] | What are you doing? nǐ zài gàn ma? |
| [08:26.48] | I' m taking my exgirlfriend off my speed dialer. bǎ wǒ qián rèn nǚ yǒu de kuài sù bō hào shān chú |
| [08:30.59] | No, it' s a good thing. bù, zhè shì hǎo shì |
| [08:32.89] | Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why rush through life? wǒ men yào kuài sù bō hào gàn ma? gàn ma gǎn lái gǎn qù de? |
| [08:36.56] | Why can' t we savor the precious moments? wǒ men wèi shí me bù néng zhēn xī měi hǎo shí guāng? |
| [08:38.86] | You have some huge breasts! nǐ xiōng bù hǎo dà |
| [08:42.90] | Hi. Hi. hāi hāi |
| [08:45.27] | So I heard about this Mark guy that Rachel met today. wǒ tīng shuō le ruì qiū jīn tiān yù dào de nà gè jiào mǎ kè de jiā huǒ |
| [08:49.67] | Isn' t it great? hěn bàng, bú shì ma? |
| [08:52.54] | Yeah, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy. duì, shì hěn bàng kàn yàng zi tā shì gè hǎo rén |
| [08:55.68] | Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy! duì, tā jiǎn zhí tài wán měi le |
| [09:05.92] | That' s excellent. tài hǎo le |
| [09:11.36] | So he' s " just a nice guy." zhè me shuō tā zhǐ shì gè dà hǎo rén bà le |
| [09:14.43] | Do you really think this Mark doesn' t want anything for helping you? nǐ zhēn de rèn wéi zhè gè jiào mǎ kè de shì bù qiú huí bào dì bāng nǐ? |
| [09:18.44] | Well, I assume I' ll have to take showers with him. wǒ xiǎng wǒ dé gēn tā xǐ yuān yāng yù |
| [09:21.71] | But that' s true of any job. bù guò nǎ fèn gōng zuò bú shì zhè yàng |
| [09:28.48] | How you feeling? nǐ gǎn jué zěn me yàng? |
| [09:29.75] | Well, my apartment isn' t there anymore... wǒ de gōng yù yǐ jīng bù cún zài le |
| [09:36.42] | Where' d you go? We lost you after you opened up all the presents. nǐ qù nǎ lǐ le? nǐ chāi le lǐ wù zhī hòu wǒ men jiù zhǎo bu dào nǐ le |
| [09:40.56] | I ended up in the storage room, and not alone. wǒ hòu lái pǎo dào zhù cáng shì ér qiě bù zhǐ wǒ yí ge rén |
| [09:47.06] | No " woohooing." No " woohooing." bú yào zài jiào le |
| [09:55.07] | I fooled around with Joey' s sister. wǒ gēn qiáo yī de jiě mèi xiā gǎo |
| [09:58.44] | That' s not the worst part. zhè hái bú shì zuì zāo gāo de |
| [10:00.41] | What is the worst part? nà zuì zāo gāo de shì shén me? |
| [10:02.01] | I can' t remember which sister. wǒ bù jì de shì něi gè jiě mèi |
| [10:05.35] | You see what men do? Don' t tell me men are nice. nǐ kàn dào méi yǒu? bié shuō nán rén yǒu hǎo rén |
| [10:08.25] | This is men! zhè jiù shì nán rén |
| [10:13.82] | Are you insane? nǐ fēng liǎo bù chéng? |
| [10:15.16] | Joey will kill you. He' ll actually kill you dead. qiáo yī huì shā le nǐ tā zhēn de huì bǎ nǐ shā de sǐ sǐ de |
| [10:18.26] | You don' t think I thought of that? nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ méi xiǎng dào ma? |
| [10:21.33] | How can you not know which one? That' s unbelievable. nǐ zěn me huì bù zhī dào shì nǎ yī ge? jiǎn zhí wú fǎ zhì xìn |
| [10:24.44] | Was it Gina? Which one' s Gina? shì jí nà ma? něi gè shì jí nà? |
| [10:26.57] | The dark, big hair, with airplane earrings. hēi pí fū péng péng tóu dài zhe fēi jī ěr huán |
| [10:29.11] | That' s Dina, not Gina. nà shi dí nà, bú shì jí nà |
| [10:30.91] | See? You can' t tell which is which either! kàn dào méi? nǐ men yě fēn bù qīng shuí shì shuí |
| [10:36.01] | We didn' t fool around with any of them. wǒ men kě méi yǒu gēn něi gè hú jiǎo |
| [10:42.29] | It' s got to be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt. yí dìng shì wēi ruò nī kǎ nà gè chuān hóng qún zi de nǚ hái |
| [10:45.69] | I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat! wǒ què shí bǎ wǒ de shé tou shēn dào tā de hóu lóng lǐ |
| [10:49.23] | That was me. nà gè shì wǒ |
| [10:53.86] | When I drink, sometimes I get overly friendly... wǒ hē le jiǔ yǐ hòu yǒu shí hou huì biàn de tài rè qíng |
| [10:57.07] | ... and I' m sorry. That' s okay. duì bù qǐ méi guān xì |
| [11:05.21] | Can I talk to you for a second? wǒ kě yǐ gēn nǐ sī xià tán tán ma? |
| [11:08.65] | Hey, Joey! hēi, qiáo yī |
| [11:12.62] | Come on. guò lái |
| [11:14.72] | Why can' t we talk in here... wǒ men wèi shí me bù zài zhè lǐ tán? |
| [11:16.49] | ... with witnesses? zhè lǐ yǒu rén zuò zhèng |
| [11:19.09] | I just got off the phone with my sister. wǒ gāng gēn wǒ mèi mei tōng wán diàn huà |
| [11:21.29] | Which one? nǎ yī ge? |
| [11:22.43] | Mary Angela. Mary Angela. mǎ lì ān qí lā mǎ lì ān qí lā |
| [11:25.13] | Now which one is she again? zhè yòu shì nǎ yī ge le? |
| [11:27.30] | Ask Chandler. He fooled around with her. wèn qián dé, tā gēn rén jiā hú jiǎo |
| [11:30.33] | She told me you said you could really fall for her. tā gào sù wǒ, nǐ duì tā shuō nǐ wèi tā dà wéi qīng dǎo |
| [11:33.74] | Is that true, or are you just getting over Janice by groping my sister? zhè shì shí huà? hái shì nǐ pào wǒ mèi mei zhǐ shì wèi le wàng jì zhēn nī sī? |
| [11:40.78] | It' s gotta be the first one. yí dìng shì dì yí gè yuán yīn |
| [11:43.81] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [11:45.25] | That' s great! nà tài hǎo le |
| [11:47.85] | You and my sister, sitting in a tree! nǐ gēn wǒ mèi mei zuò zài shù shàng |
| [11:52.12] | Yep, I' m in a tree. duì, wǒ zài shù shàng |
| [11:57.09] | Did he call? Did Mark call? tā lái diàn huà méi yǒu? mǎ kè lái diàn huà méi yǒu? |
| [11:59.03] | I' m sorry. But the weekend' s not over yet. wǒ hěn yí hàn bù guò zhōu mò hái méi jié shù |
| [12:04.84] | Oh, my God! Is that Phoebe? wǒ de tiān, nà shi fēi bǐ ma? |
| [12:07.77] | Guess they' re back from their date. kàn lái tā men yuē wán huì le |
| [12:11.84] | Music! yīn yuè |
| [12:14.35] | Very nice! zhēn tián mì |
| [12:24.32] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [12:28.53] | So how are you? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [12:30.70] | I am good. I finished my book. What' s it about? wǒ hěn hǎo, wǒ de shū wán gǎo le zhè běn shū jiǎng shén me? |
| [12:34.47] | I don' t remember. Do you want to take a walk? wǒ bù jì de le, nǐ xiǎng sàn bù ma? xiǎng |
| [12:41.01] | " Dear Mary Angela: qīn ài de mǎ lì ān qí lā |
| [12:42.84] | Hi, how' s it going? hāi, nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [12:44.64] | This is the hardest letter I' ve ever had to write." zhè shì wǒ suǒ xiě guò zuì nán yǐ qǐ chǐ de yī fēng xìn |
| [12:47.31] | What the hell' s the matter with you? nǐ shì zěn me gǎo de? |
| [12:50.01] | How will Joey react to you blowing off his sister with a letter? nǐ xiě xìn shuǎi diào tā mèi mei qiáo yī huì duì nǐ zěn me yàng? |
| [12:53.68] | That' s where you tell him that I moved to France... zhè shí hòu nǐ jiù gào sù tā wǒ bān dào fǎ guó qù le |
| [12:57.52] | ... when actually I' ll be in Cuba. shì shí shàng, wǒ rén huì zài gǔ bā |
| [13:00.19] | Look, you' ve got to do this yourself in person. tīng wǒ shuō nǐ dé qīn zì qù zuò zhè jiàn shì |
| [13:03.76] | You know her name. zhì shǎo nǐ zhī dào tā jiào shén me míng zì |
| [13:05.10] | You just go to the house and ask for Mary Angela. nǐ zhǐ yào dào tā jiā qù zhǎo mǎ lì ān qí lā |
| [13:08.03] | When whichever one she is comes to the door... bù guǎn tā shì nǎ yī ge tā dào mén kǒu lái de shí hòu |
| [13:10.57] | ... take her for a walk and let her down easy. qǐng tā qù sàn gè bù, gěi tā liú diǎn miàn zi |
| [13:13.77] | What if she comes to the door and I ask for her? wàn yī shì tā lái kāi mén ér wǒ yòu kāi kǒu zhǎo tā ne? |
| [13:18.08] | Where in Cuba? nǐ yào qù gǔ bā de nǎ lǐ? |
| [13:32.79] | What are you doing here? nǐ zài zhè lǐ gàn ma? |
| [13:34.86] | Waiting for my grandma to do my laundry. děng wǒ zǔ mǔ bāng wǒ xǐ yī fú |
| [13:37.13] | What about you? nǐ ne? |
| [13:39.13] | I' m here to see Mary Angela. wǒ lái jiàn mǎ lì ān qí lā |
| [13:42.10] | You are so the man! Come on. nǐ zhēn shì nán zǐ hàn, lái |
| [13:46.07] | Now look, listen. Listen.... tīng wǒ shuō |
| [13:48.74] | Be cool, because Grandma doesn' t know about you two. bié luàn jiǎng huà yīn wèi zǔ mǔ bù zhī dào nǐ men de shì |
| [13:51.71] | You don' t want to tick her off. zuì hǎo bú yào rě tā shēng qì |
| [13:53.81] | She was, like, the sixth person to spit on Mussolini' s hanging body. tā shì dì liù ge zài mò suǒ lǐ ní de shī tǐ shàng tǔ tán de rén |
| [13:59.55] | Where' s Mary Angela? mǎ lì ān qí lā zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [14:02.00] | She' s right in there. tā jiù zài nà li |
| [14:06.06] | Hey, Chandler! Hey, Chandler! hēi, qián dé hēi, qián dé |
| [14:12.16] | I can' t believe Mark didn' t call. wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn mǎ kè méi yǒu dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [14:14.33] | It' s Sunday night and he didn' t call. xiàn zài shì xīng qī tiān wǎn shàng tā jū rán hái méi dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [14:16.57] | Bummer. zhēn jiào rén shī wàng |
| [14:18.84] | Yeah, right. Look at you. You' re practically giddy. duì, kàn kàn nǐ, nǐ shí zài tài kě xiào le |
| [14:22.17] | I' m genuinely sorry the Mark thing didn' t work out. wǒ zhēn de hěn yí hàn mǎ kè méi yǒu bāng dào nǐ |
| [14:24.91] | Look, Rach, I want only good things for you. tīng wǒ shuō, ruì qiū wǒ yě shì yī xīn wèi nǐ hǎo |
| [14:29.35] | Wait a minute. Why don' t you just call Mark? děng yī xià, wèi shí me nǐ bù dǎ diàn huà gěi mǎ kè? |
| [14:34.29] | Who says you have to sit and wait for him? shuí guī dìng nǐ dé zài zhè lǐ chī chī dì děng? |
| [14:36.75] | You' ve got to make stuff happen! nǐ dé zhǔ dòng chū jī |
| [14:38.66] | Yeah, but you don' t wanna seem too pushy. duì, dàn yě bù néng tài guò fèn |
| [14:42.43] | It' s not pushy. He gave her his home number. bú huì de tā bǎ jiā lǐ diàn huà gěi le tā |
| [14:45.43] | He gave you his home number, as in, to his home? shén me? tā bǎ jiā lǐ diàn huà gěi nǐ dǎ diàn huà dào tā jiā ma? |
| [14:48.77] | And you don' t mind if I call, because you want good things for me. nǐ bù jiè yì wǒ dǎ diàn huà ba jì rán nǐ shì yī xīn wèi wǒ hǎo |
| [14:52.84] | That' s right, good things. That is what I said. duì, wèi nǐ hǎo wǒ shì zhè me shuō de |
| [14:59.84] | Mark? Hi, it' s Rachel Greene. mǎ kè? hāi, wǒ shì ruì qiū gé lín |
| [15:06.38] | Oh, no. Don' t you apologize. bù, nǐ qiān wàn bié dào qiàn |
| [15:10.15] | Yeah, I' ll hold. hǎo, wǒ děng |
| [15:11.69] | He left my number at work. tā bǎ diàn huà liú zài bàn gōng shì tā běn lái yào qù ná |
| [15:13.49] | Then he had to help his niece with her report on the pioneers. bù guò tā dé bāng tā zhí nǚ zuò yán jiū tuò huāng zhě de bào gào |
| [15:17.56] | That is so made up! yī tīng jiù zhī dào shì bāi de |
| [15:21.20] | Oh, my God! Tomorrow? wǒ de tiān! míng tiān ma? |
| [15:23.03] | That' s No, it' s perfect. zhè bù, zhè tài hǎo le |
| [15:27.40] | Great. tài hǎo le, zài jiàn |
| [15:29.31] | I got the interview! wǒ kě yǐ qù miàn shì le |
| [15:31.54] | There you go! nǐ kàn ba |
| [15:32.64] | He even offered to meet me for lunch and prep me for it. tā hái yào gēn wǒ chī wǔ fàn, bāng wǒ zhǔn bèi |
| [15:35.91] | That is amazing! tài liǎo bù qǐ le |
| [15:37.68] | Well, if I know Mark, and I think I do... rú guǒ wǒ liǎo jiě mǎ kè wǒ xiǎng shì de |
| [15:42.02] | ... I' d expect nothing less. tā yīng gāi jiù shì zhè zhǒng rén |
| [15:43.69] | I gotta figure out what to wear. wǒ dé xiǎng xiǎng míng tiān yào chuān shén me cái hǎo |
| [15:45.39] | High collar and baggy pants say, " I' m a pro!" gāo lǐng shān jiā péng péng kù cái shì zhuān yè rén shì de chuān zhe |
| [15:49.56] | Yeah, right. shì a |
| [15:50.83] | Okay, I' ll see you guys later. hǎo, huí tóu jiàn |
| [15:53.33] | You go get them! méi wèn tí |
| [15:55.60] | What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way? wǒ duì nǐ zuò le shén me? wǒ shāng hài guò nǐ ma? |
| [15:59.34] | What? shén me? |
| [16:00.37] | " Why don' t you call him?" nǐ wèi shí me bù dǎ diàn huà gěi tā? |
| [16:03.04] | Thank you very much. Now he' s gonna prep her... zhēn shì tài xiè xiè nǐ le xiàn zài tā yào bāng tā zhǔn bèi miàn shì |
| [16:06.71] | ... as in what you do before you surgically remove the boyfriend! zhè jiù shì kāi chú nán péng yǒu de qián zhào |
| [16:11.18] | Are you crazy? nǐ fēng liǎo bù chéng? |
| [16:12.35] | Am l? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses? yǒu ma? wǒ fēng le ma? wǒ shī qù lǐ zhì le ma? |
| [16:17.62] | This dreamy guy' s taking my girlfriend out for a meal! nà gè dà hǎo rén yào gēn wǒ nǚ péng yǒu chī fàn |
| [16:21.26] | This isn' t even about you! luó sī, nǐ gēn běn bú shì zhòng diǎn |
| [16:23.23] | It' s about something wonderful happening for Rachel. zhòng diǎn shì ruì qiū kě yǐ yǒu hǎo de qián tú |
| [16:26.30] | Even if you' re right, and he wants to sleep with her... jiù suàn nǐ shuō de duì tā duì tā bù huái hào yì |
| [16:29.30] | ... does that mean he gets to? zhè biǎo shì tā jiù néng dé chěng ma? |
| [16:31.40] | No, but Don' t you trust her? bú huì, kě shì nǐ bù xìn rèn tā ma? |
| [16:34.91] | Then get over yourself! Grow up! bú yào zì āi zì lián le bié xiàng gè xiǎo hái zi |
| [16:41.71] | You grow up. nǐ cái bié xiàng gè xiǎo hái zi |
| [16:54.93] | This tiramisu is excellent. zhè dī lā mǐ sū zhēn hǎo chī |
| [16:58.40] | Did you make it, Mary Angela? shì nǐ zuò de ma, mǎ lì ān qí lā? |
| [17:00.33] | No, I did. bù, shì wǒ zuò de |
| [17:02.90] | Well, it' s yummy. zhēn hǎo chī |
| [17:05.67] | So.... nà |
| [17:06.90] | Mary Angela, do you like it? mǎ lì ān qí lā, nǐ xǐ huān ma? |
| [17:09.61] | Of course. It' s her favorite. dāng rán, zhè shì tā zuì ài chī de |
| [17:14.11] | So.... nà |
| [17:16.11] | Mary Angela, what' s your second favorite? mǎ lì ān qí lā nǐ hái xǐ huān shén me? |
| [17:19.08] | More of Grandma' s tiramisu. chī gèng duō nǎi nǎi zuò de dī lā mǐ sū |
| [17:20.85] | Oh, would you just please... bài tuō nǐ |
| [17:25.09] | ... give me your recipe, because this is great! It' s topnotch! bǎ shí pǔ gěi wǒ, yīn wèi tài hǎo chī le shì dì yī liú de |
| [17:29.26] | That dies with me. shí pǔ yào gēn zhe wǒ jìn guān cái |
| [17:30.59] | So will l. wǒ yě huì |
| [17:34.03] | Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. dào xǐ shǒu jiān qù |
| [17:36.53] | I was just squinting. It doesn' t mean anything. wǒ zhǐ shì xié shì méi shén me tè bié yì sī |
| [17:39.14] | Just do it! zhào zuò jiù shì le |
| [17:46.31] | Will you excuse me, I have to.... shī péi yī xià, wǒ dé |
| [18:01.89] | Finally! I thought we' d never be alone. zhōng yú! wǒ hái yǐ wéi wǒ men méi jī huì dú chǔ le |
| [18:04.23] | Can I just tell you something? tīng wǒ shuō jù huà hǎo ma? |
| [18:06.16] | I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. pài duì jié shù zhī hòu wǒ mǎn nǎo zǐ dōu zài xiǎng zhe nǐ |
| [18:10.70] | Look, I may have jumped the gun here. tīng wǒ shuō wǒ kě néng cāo zhī guò jí le |
| [18:16.47] | I just got out of a relationship. wǒ gāng jié shù yī duàn gǎn qíng |
| [18:18.48] | And I' m not really in a... wǒ hái méi bàn fǎ |
| [18:20.74] | ... in a commitment kind of place. gěi rèn hé rén chéng nuò |
| [18:22.58] | So? Me neither! nà yòu zěn yàng? wǒ yě yí yàng |
| [18:23.88] | God, Mary Angela was right. You do have the softest lips. lǎo tiān, mǎ lì ān qí lā shuō de duì nǐ de zuǐ chún róu ruǎn jí le |
| [18:29.09] | You' re not Mary Angela? nǐ bú shì mǎ lì ān qí lā? |
| [18:31.00] | No! I' m Mary Therese! bù, wǒ shì mǎ lì tài ruì sī |
| [18:33.42] | This is so bad. zhè zhēn shì tài zāo gāo le |
| [18:35.53] | If you' re not Mary Angela, then who is? rú guǒ nǐ bú shì mǎ lì ān qí lā nà shuí shì? |
| [18:38.53] | I am. wǒ shì |
| [18:41.27] | Oh, it' s so bad. lǎo tiān, zhè zhēn shì tài zāo gāo le |
| [18:44.87] | No, Joey! No, Joey! bù, bú yào jiào qiáo yī |
| [18:48.07] | What' s going on? zěn me huí shì? |
| [18:50.74] | You' re it! Now run and hide! jiù shì nǐ le, kuài qù cáng qǐ lái ba |
| [18:54.11] | It' s no big deal. Chandler was just kissing me... méi shén me dà bù liǎo de qián dé gāng cái zài qīn wǒ |
| [18:57.01] | ... because he thought I was Mary Angela. yīn wèi tā yǐ wéi wǒ shì mǎ lì ān qí lā |
| [18:59.12] | What? How could you think she was Mary Angela? shén me? nǐ zěn me huì bǎ tā dàng chéng mǎ lì ān qí lā? |
| [19:02.35] | I wasn' t sure which one Mary Angela was. wǒ bù kěn dìng nǎ yī ge shì mǎ lì ān qí lā |
| [19:06.79] | Look, I' m sorry. I was really drunk... tīng wǒ shuō, duì bù qǐ wǒ hē dé zuì xūn xūn |
| [19:09.13] | ... and you guys all look really similar. nǐ men de yàng zǐ dōu chà bù duō |
| [19:11.73] | I say punch him, Joey! Yeah, punch him! wǒ shuō zòu tā, qiáo yī duì, zòu tā |
| [19:14.70] | We should all calm down... wǒ men dà jiā yīng gāi lěng jìng xià lái |
| [19:16.23] | ... because your brother' s not gonna punch me. yīn wèi nǐ men de xiōng dì bú huì zòu wǒ de |
| [19:19.57] | Are you? shì ba? |
| [19:21.64] | That' s usually what I' d do. wǒ tōng cháng huì zhè me zuò |
| [19:23.54] | But I never thought you' d be on the receiving end. dàn wǒ wàn wàn méi xiǎng dào yǒu yì tiān huì zòu nǐ |
| [19:26.24] | How could you do this? nǐ zěn me néng zuò zhè zhǒng shì? |
| [19:30.61] | But I want you to know that I' d never soberly hurt you or your family. dàn wǒ yào nǐ zhī dào wǒ zài qīng xǐng shí jué bú huì shāng hài nǐ huò nǐ de jiā rén |
| [19:35.12] | You' re my best friend. nǐ shì wǒ zuì hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [19:37.15] | And I' d never do anything like this, ever again. wǒ zài yě bú huì zuò zhè zhǒng shì le |
| [19:41.89] | So what? nà yòu zěn me yàng? |
| [19:43.13] | I say punch him! Yeah, punch him! wǒ shuō zòu tā duì, zòu tā |
| [19:47.16] | No, I' m not gonna punch Chandler. bù, wǒ bú huì zòu qián dé |
| [19:50.43] | I' ll do it. No, you won' t! wǒ huì de bù, nǐ bú huì de |
| [19:52.84] | He knows he did a terrible thing, and I believe him. He' s sorry. tā zhī dào tā zuò le yī jiàn cuò shì wǒ xiāng xìn tā shì zhēn xīn dào qiàn le |
| [19:56.84] | But you got one more apology to make. dàn nǐ hái yào zài gēn yí ge rén dào qiàn |
| [19:59.11] | You gotta apologize to Mary Angela. nǐ dé gēn mǎ lì ān qí lā dào qiàn |
| [20:02.01] | Absolutely. You got it. All right. dāng rán, méi wèn tí hǎo |
| [20:14.02] | Cookie, now you can punch him! What? tián xīn, xiàn zài nǐ kě yǐ zòu tā le shén me? |
| [20:26.67] | You know, this building' s on my paper route, so.... wǒ shùn lù dào zhè lǐ lái |
| [20:31.71] | How did it go? miàn shì zěn me yàng? |
| [20:33.28] | The woman I interviewed with was pretty tough... gēn wǒ miàn shì de nǚ rén hěn nán duì fù |
| [20:36.11] | ... but thank God Mark coached me. dàn xìng hǎo yǒu mǎ kè zhǐ diǎn wǒ |
| [20:38.22] | Once I talked about the Fall line, she got all happy. wǒ yī tán qǐ qiū jì xīn zhuāng tā jiù mǎn yì de bù dé le |
| [20:41.15] | I' m so proud of you. Me too! wǒ zhēn wèi nǐ jiāo ào wǒ yě shì |
| [20:44.79] | Listen, I' m.... tīng wǒ shuō, wǒ |
| [20:47.22] | I' m sorry I' ve been so crazy and jealous and.... duì bù qǐ, wǒ zhè me shén jīng yòu jí dù |
| [20:51.80] | It' s just, I like you a lot, so.... zhè shì yīn wèi wǒ hěn xǐ huān nǐ suǒ yǐ |
| [20:54.23] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [20:57.80] | Hi. Hi, Mark. hāi hāi, mǎ kè |
| [20:59.20] | I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got the job. wǒ gāng gēn qiáo ān nà tán guò tā hěn xǐ huān nǐ, nǐ bèi lù qǔ le |
| [21:03.37] | I did? zhēn de? |
| [21:05.48] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [21:07.01] | Congratulations.... gōng xǐ |
| [21:14.79] | So, Phoebe? fēi bǐ? |
| [21:16.42] | How was your date? nǐ de yuē huì zěn me yàng? |
| [21:17.59] | Oh, well, you know.... nǐ zhī dào |
| [21:19.79] | Yeah, I do know. duì, wǒ dí què qīng chǔ |
| [21:22.46] | You were eavesdropping? nǐ tōu tīng wǒ men yuē huì |
| [21:29.60] | Oh, I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [21:31.37] | But I really like this guy and I think he really likes me. dàn wǒ zhēn de hěn xǐ huān tā wǒ xiǎng tā yě hěn xǐ huān wǒ |
| [21:43.21] | ... jumping on a pogo stick and he really likes it. tiào tán huáng chuáng tiào de hěn shuǎng |
| [21:50.15] | Maybe the pogo stick likes it too. yě xǔ tán huáng chuáng yě bèi tiào de hěn shuǎng |
| [21:54.06] | All right, that' s it. He cannot do this to Phoebe! hǎo ba, dào cǐ wéi zhǐ tā bù néng zhè yàng duì fēi bǐ |
| [21:57.03] | This guy' s gonna get the buttkicking of a lifetime! wǒ yào hěn hěn zòu zhè jiā huǒ yī dùn |
| [22:00.50] | But is he a big guy? dàn tā gè zi hěn gāo dà ma? |
| [22:02.90] | We' ll all go. Come on. wǒ men yì qǐ qù, lái |
| [22:04.37] | Thanks, you guys. Thank you! xiè xiè nǐ men, xiè xiè |
| [22:06.20] | Don' t worry! bié dān xīn |
| [22:07.70] | God! I hope they kick his ass! lǎo tiān, xī wàng tā men tòng biǎn tā yī dùn |
| [22:12.58] | If it' s any consolation... rú guǒ zhè kě yǐ gěi nǐ yì diǎn ān wèi |
| [22:14.41] | ... he sounded like he had more fun with you. tīng qǐ lái tā gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ bǐ jiào kāi xīn |
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