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The season's upon us, it's that time of year |
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Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer |
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There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung |
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There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung |
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There's bells and there's holly, the kids are gung-ho |
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True loves finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe |
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Some families are messed up while others are fine |
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If you think yours is crazy, well you should see mine |
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My sisters are wackjobs, I wish I had none |
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Their husbands are losers and so are their sons |
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My nephew's a horrible wise little twit |
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He once gave me a nice gift wrapped box full of shit |
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He likes to pelt carolers with icy snowballs |
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I'd like to take him out back and deck more than the halls |
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With family like this I would have to confess |
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I'd be better off lonely, distraught and depressed |
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The season's upon us, it's that time of year |
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Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer |
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There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung |
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There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung |
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They call this Christmas where I'm from |
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My mom likes to cook push our buttons and prod |
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My brother just brought home another big broad |
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The eyes rollin' whispers come love from the kitchen |
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I'd come home more often if they'd only quit bitchin' |
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Dad on the other hand's a selfish old sod |
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Drinks whiskey alone with my miserable dog |
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Who won't run off fetch sure he couldn't care less |
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He defiled my teddy bear and left me the mess |
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The season's upon us, it's that time of year |
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Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer |
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There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung |
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There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung |
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They call this Christmas where I'm from |
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The table's set, we raise a toast |
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The father, son, and the Holy Ghost |
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I'm so glad this day only comes once a year |
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You can keep your opinions, your presents, your happy new year |
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They call this Christmas where I'm from |
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They call this Christmas where I'm from |
