[00:12.480]The season's upon us, it's that time of year
[00:16.700]Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
[00:20.190]There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung
[00:24.700]There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
[00:28.810]There's bells and there's holly, the kids are gung-ho
[00:32.880]True loves finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe
[00:36.940]Some families are messed up while others are fine
[00:41.150]If you think yours is crazy, well you should see mine
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[01:01.770]My sisters are wackjobs, I wish I had none
[01:05.940]Their husbands are losers and so are their sons
[01:10.050]My nephew's a horrible wise little twit
[01:14.060]He once gave me a nice gift wrapped box full of shit
[01:18.470]He likes to pelt carolers with icy snowballs
[01:22.270]I'd like to take him out back and deck more than the halls
[01:26.290]With family like this I would have to confess
[01:30.210]I'd be better off lonely, distraught and depressed
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[01:34.910]The season's upon us, it's that time of year
[01:38.970]Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
[01:42.790]There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung
[01:46.750]There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
[01:52.070]They call this Christmas where I'm from
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[02:04.000]My mom likes to cook push our buttons and prod
[02:07.370]My brother just brought home another big broad
[02:11.680]The eyes rollin' whispers come love from the kitchen
[02:15.890]I'd come home more often if they'd only quit bitchin'
[02:20.200]Dad on the other hand's a selfish old sod
[02:24.120]Drinks whiskey alone with my miserable dog
[02:28.130]Who won't run off fetch sure he couldn't care less
[02:32.140]He defiled my teddy bear and left me the mess
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[02:36.410]The season's upon us, it's that time of year
[02:40.770]Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer
[02:44.520]There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung
[02:48.550]There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
[02:53.960]They call this Christmas where I'm from
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[03:06.140]The table's set, we raise a toast
[03:10.100]The father, son, and the Holy Ghost
[03:14.160]I'm so glad this day only comes once a year
[03:17.930]You can keep your opinions, your presents, your happy new year
[03:23.540]They call this Christmas where I'm from
[03:31.760]They call this Christmas where I'm from