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You call me up on the phone and ask me to come over and cuddle |
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I think you must want me or else you'd be a little more subtle |
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We go into your room |
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Get in your bed |
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My lap is where you decide to rest your head |
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And just as I'm about to make my move you say |
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You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend |
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You're closer to me than the rest of those men |
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Too sweet to try to get in my pants |
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I appreciate you not trying to advance |
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And I say don't mention it I'm here for you |
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But the subtext is damn it my balls are blue |
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I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again |
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Another let's just be friends! |
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Well I'm out at the bar and I see her standing there (Dude she is so freakin' hot) |
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She walks up to me and runs her fingers through my hair (Aw yeah!) |
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We drive back to her place |
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She says take off your shirt |
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I'm gonna change out of this tiny skirt |
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So it doesn't get dirty, then what's that I see in your hand |
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It's a can of paint and a roller too |
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She said you seem like such a nice guy so here's what we'll do |
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We'll paint my room watch Will and Grace on TV |
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Just like when it was my brother and me |
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You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend |
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You're closer to me than the rest of those men |
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You're cute and nonthreatening and nice to me |
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Thanks for being that way baby |
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I say don't worry about it that's nice of you to say |
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But In my mind we're doing it ten different ways |
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I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again |
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Another lets just be friends |
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What you girls don't understand |
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Is that guys like me we've got enough friends |
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And it fills me up with so much spite |
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When you talk about the douchebag you were with last night |
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I'm finally doing it right with this awesome hotty |
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She says sweet words to me and is feeling all over my body |
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When we wake up from that crazy night |
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I look at you and realize my eyes were not right |
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That beer made my brain lie she's a big old cow |
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And when she tries to make a move right now |
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I say Let's just be friends let's just be friends |
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I know it felt like that night would never end |
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But you seem so nice don't want ruin it with sex |
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I gotta go now but I'll give you a text |
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I run for the hills and can't help but feel hexed |
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And you ladies out there really get me vexed |
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I'm gonna staple a sign to my face that says |
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I've got no interest in being your friend (Being your friend!) |
