[00:11.162]You call me up on the phone and ask me to come over and cuddle
[00:18.191]I think you must want me or else you'd be a little more subtle
[00:25.478]We go into your room
[00:27.410]Get in your bed
[00:29.540]My lap is where you decide to rest your head
[00:33.075]And just as I'm about to make my move you say
[00:39.910]You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend
[00:43.811]You're closer to me than the rest of those men
[00:47.800]Too sweet to try to get in my pants
[00:50.987]I appreciate you not trying to advance
[00:54.491]And I say don't mention it I'm here for you
[00:57.732]But the subtext is damn it my balls are blue
[01:02.169]I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again
[01:07.289]Another let's just be friends!
[01:15.931]Well I'm out at the bar and I see her standing there (Dude she is so freakin' hot)
[01:22.793]She walks up to me and runs her fingers through my hair (Aw yeah!)
[01:30.010]We drive back to her place
[01:31.980]She says take off your shirt
[01:33.982]I'm gonna change out of this tiny skirt
[01:37.379]So it doesn't get dirty, then what's that I see in your hand
[01:44.303]It's a can of paint and a roller too
[01:47.789]She said you seem like such a nice guy so here's what we'll do
[01:51.882]We'll paint my room watch Will and Grace on TV
[01:55.496]Just like when it was my brother and me
[01:58.745]You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend
[02:02.446]You're closer to me than the rest of those men
[02:06.090]You're cute and nonthreatening and nice to me
[02:09.660]Thanks for being that way baby
[02:12.785]I say don't worry about it that's nice of you to say
[02:16.855]But In my mind we're doing it ten different ways
[02:20.829]I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again
[02:25.847]Another lets just be friends
[02:32.399]What you girls don't understand
[02:34.683]Is that guys like me we've got enough friends
[02:38.238]And it fills me up with so much spite
[02:41.668]When you talk about the douchebag you were with last night
[02:47.165]I'm finally doing it right with this awesome hotty
[02:54.530]She says sweet words to me and is feeling all over my body
[03:02.299]When we wake up from that crazy night
[03:06.381]I look at you and realize my eyes were not right
[03:09.732]That beer made my brain lie she's a big old cow
[03:13.617]And when she tries to make a move right now
[03:16.781]I say Let's just be friends let's just be friends
[03:20.698]I know it felt like that night would never end
[03:24.254]But you seem so nice don't want ruin it with sex
[03:27.879]I gotta go now but I'll give you a text
[03:31.588]I run for the hills and can't help but feel hexed
[03:35.168]And you ladies out there really get me vexed
[03:39.027]I'm gonna staple a sign to my face that says
[03:43.651]I've got no interest in being your friend (Being your friend!)