| [00:02.86] | MEN, WOMEN & WAITER |
| [00:03.92] | The check! The check! |
| [00:05.23] | Who's going to pay the check? |
| [00:06.75] | It's a mystery where everything's at stake |
| [00:9.9] | A guy, a girl |
| [00:11.57] | A black faux leather folder |
| [00:13.13] | A series of mistakes that you could make |
| [00:15.75] | MEN |
| [00:16.16] | Should a woman leave and "freshen up" |
| [00:18.10] | WOMEN |
| [00:18.21] | While he whips out his credit card? |
| [00:19.24] | EVERYONE |
| [00:19.30] | Should they go dutch or not so much |
| [00:21.00] | Lest egos end up scraped and scarred? |
| [00:22.97] | MEN |
| [00:23.28] | It's all those crazy feminists |
| [00:25.00] | Who made this shit so frigging hard |
| [00:26.76] | WOMEN |
| [00:26.90] | Hey, watch it! |
| [00:27.56] | EVERYONE |
| [00:27.78] | I'd rather someone wring my neck |
| [00:29.54] | Than wonder who the hell is supposed to |
| [00:31.28] | Pay the check! |