[00:02.86]MEN, WOMEN & WAITER
[00:03.92]The check! The check!
[00:05.23]Who's going to pay the check?
[00:06.75]It's a mystery where everything's at stake
[00:9.9]A guy, a girl
[00:11.57]A black faux leather folder
[00:13.13]A series of mistakes that you could make
[00:15.75]MEN
[00:16.16]Should a woman leave and "freshen up"
[00:18.10]WOMEN
[00:18.21]While he whips out his credit card?
[00:19.24]EVERYONE
[00:19.30]Should they go dutch or not so much
[00:21.00]Lest egos end up scraped and scarred?
[00:22.97]MEN
[00:23.28]It's all those crazy feminists
[00:25.00]Who made this shit so frigging hard
[00:26.76]WOMEN
[00:26.90]Hey, watch it!
[00:27.56]EVERYONE
[00:27.78]I'd rather someone wring my neck
[00:29.54]Than wonder who the hell is supposed to
[00:31.28]Pay the check!