| [00:02.72] | EDGY ROCKER GUY |
| [00:04.00] | I never open up your door |
| [00:06.32] | I never shower you with praise |
| [00:09.46] | When you call or text my phone |
| [00:11.24] | I don't reply to you for days |
| [00:14.95] | I can't hold down a job |
| [00:17.42] | I failed my GED |
| [00:19.08] | I'm angry then indifferent |
| [00:22.72] | And babe, oooh babe |
| [00:25.00] | That's why you love me |
| [00:27.58] | That's why you love me |
| [00:29.88] | EDGY BRITISH GUY |
| [00:31.99] | I take you out to awesome meals |
| [00:34.43] | But can't afford to pay the checks |
| [00:37.50] | I will pledge eternal love |
| [00:39.42] | Then leave your place right after sex |
| [00:43.2] | I always say I'm booked |
| [00:45.23] | In truth, I'm usually free |
| [00:47.09] | I canceled on your birthday |
| [00:50.23] | And babe, oooh babe |
| [00:52.43] | That's why you love me |
| [00:54.89] | EDGY ROCKER GUY |
| [00:55.91] | That's why you love me |
| [00:57.80] | BOTH |
| [00:58.22] | That's why you love me |
| [01:02.05] | EDGY BRITISH GUY |
| [01:02.59] | You love how I keep you guessing |
| [01:04.73] | If I'm interested or not |
| [01:07.86] | EDGY ROCKER GUY |
| [01:08.06] | And how I tell your mother |
| [01:09.52] | That she is super-fricking hot! |
| [01:13.71] | BOTH |
| [01:14.00] | How I cover up my lies |
| [01:16.50] | By sayin' I'm hangin' with the guys |
| [01:19.00] | EDGY ROCKER GUY |
| [01:19.23] | No one'll treat you half as nice |
| [01:21.32] | EDGY BRITISH GUY |
| [01:21.65] | I only cheated on you twice |
| [01:26.9] | BOTH |
| [01:29.00] | You've got no choice |
| [01:29.92] | You know you're hooked |
| [01:31.00] | EDGY ROCKER GUY |
| [01:31.29] | You're hooked! |
| [01:31.82] | EDGY BRITISH GUY |
| [01:32.01] | You gave it up on our first date |
| [01:33.92] | EDGY ROCKER GUY |
| [01:34.2] | Oh yeah! |
| [01:34.48] | EDGY BRITISH GUY |
| [01:34.87] | After I told you you looked fine |
| [01:36.41] | But had to lose a little weight |
| [01:39.0] | EDGY ROCKER GUY |
| [01:39.12] | Only ten pounds! |
| [01:40.33] | BOTH |
| [01:40.59] | I'm bound to disappoint |
| [01:42.59] | I'm sure that you'd agree |
| [01:45.19] | EDGY BRITISH GUY |
| [01:45.35] | I'm snotty and neglectful |
| [01:47.58] | EDGY ROCKER GUY |
| [01:48.23] | I'm nasty and self-serving |
| [01:50.84] | BOTH |
| [01:50.98] | I've got a giant *****! |
| [01:53.26] | And babe, oooh, babe |
| [01:55.21] | That's why you love me |
| [01:57.24] | EDGY BRITISH GUY |
| [01:57.59] | Yeah yeah yeah! |
| [01:58.22] | BOTH |
| [01:58.50] | That's why you love me |
| [02:00.00] | EDGY ROCKER GUY |
| [02:00.25] | Oh yeah! |
| [02:01.25] | BOTH |
| [02:01.30] | That's why you love me |
| [02:05.04] | That's why you love me! |
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