Dumb Ways to Die Lyrics

Song	Dumb Ways to Die
Artist	Oliver McGill
Album	Dumb Ways To Die
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[00:04.880]	Set fire to your hair
[00:07.186]	Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.744]	Eat medicines that’s out of date
[00:16.499]	Use your private parts as piranha bait
[00:20.498]	Dumb ways to die
[00:23.797]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:27.669]	Dumb ways to die
[00:30.156]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:36.098]	Get your toast out with a fork
[00:39.126]	Do your own electrical work
[00:43.106]	Teach yourself how to fly
[00:47.396]	Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[00:51.626]	Dumb ways to die
[00:55.900]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:59.096]	Dumb ways to die
[01:02.446]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:07.379]	Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:08.806]	Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
[01:13.007]	Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:17.317]	Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:21.136]	Dumb ways to die
[01:25.070]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:29.770]	Dumb ways to die
[01:32.906]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:38.797]	Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
[01:39.568]	Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
[01:43.434]	Eat a tube of superglue
[01:47.425]	“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
[01:51.869]	Dumb ways to die
[01:54.406]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:59.096]	Dumb ways to die
[02:02.966]	So many dumb ways to die
[02:10.685]	Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:16.978]	Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:22.076]	Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:26.655]	Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
[02:32.580]	Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:34.370]	They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[02:37.395]	The dumbest ways to die
[02:42.278]	Dumbest ways to die
[02:45.368]	Dumbest ways to die
[02:50.078]	So many dumb
[02:54.590]	So many dumb ways to die

[00:04.880]	Set fire to your hair
[00:07.186]	Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.744]	Eat medicines that' s out of date
[00:16.499]	Use your private parts as piranha bait
[00:20.498]	Dumb ways to die
[00:23.797]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:27.669]	Dumb ways to die
[00:30.156]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:36.098]	Get your toast out with a fork
[00:39.126]	Do your own electrical work
[00:43.106]	Teach yourself how to fly
[00:47.396]	Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[00:51.626]	Dumb ways to die
[00:55.900]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:59.096]	Dumb ways to die
[01:02.446]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:07.379]	Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:08.806]	Scratch a drug dealer' s brand new ride
[01:13.007]	Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:17.317]	Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:21.136]	Dumb ways to die
[01:25.070]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:29.770]	Dumb ways to die
[01:32.906]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:38.797]	Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
[01:39.568]	Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
[01:43.434]	Eat a tube of superglue
[01:47.425]	" I wonder what' s this red button do?"
[01:51.869]	Dumb ways to die
[01:54.406]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:59.096]	Dumb ways to die
[02:02.966]	So many dumb ways to die
[02:10.685]	Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:16.978]	Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:22.076]	Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:26.655]	Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
[02:32.580]	Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:34.370]	They may not rhyme but they' re quite possibly
[02:37.395]	The dumbest ways to die
[02:42.278]	Dumbest ways to die
[02:45.368]	Dumbest ways to die
[02:50.078]	So many dumb
[02:54.590]	So many dumb ways to die

[00:04.880]	Set fire to your hair
[00:07.186]	Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.744]	Eat medicines that' s out of date
[00:16.499]	Use your private parts as piranha bait
[00:20.498]	Dumb ways to die
[00:23.797]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:27.669]	Dumb ways to die
[00:30.156]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:36.098]	Get your toast out with a fork
[00:39.126]	Do your own electrical work
[00:43.106]	Teach yourself how to fly
[00:47.396]	Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[00:51.626]	Dumb ways to die
[00:55.900]	So many dumb ways to die
[00:59.096]	Dumb ways to die
[01:02.446]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:07.379]	Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:08.806]	Scratch a drug dealer' s brand new ride
[01:13.007]	Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:17.317]	Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:21.136]	Dumb ways to die
[01:25.070]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:29.770]	Dumb ways to die
[01:32.906]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:38.797]	Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
[01:39.568]	Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
[01:43.434]	Eat a tube of superglue
[01:47.425]	" I wonder what' s this red button do?"
[01:51.869]	Dumb ways to die
[01:54.406]	So many dumb ways to die
[01:59.096]	Dumb ways to die
[02:02.966]	So many dumb ways to die
[02:10.685]	Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:16.978]	Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:22.076]	Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:26.655]	Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
[02:32.580]	Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:34.370]	They may not rhyme but they' re quite possibly
[02:37.395]	The dumbest ways to die
[02:42.278]	Dumbest ways to die
[02:45.368]	Dumbest ways to die
[02:50.078]	So many dumb
[02:54.590]	So many dumb ways to die

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