[00:04.880] Set fire to your hair
[00:07.186]  Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:11.744] Eat medicines that’s out of date
[00:16.499] Use your private parts as piranha bait
[00:20.498]  Dumb ways to die
[00:23.797]  So many dumb ways to die
[00:27.669]  Dumb ways to die
[00:30.156]  So many dumb ways to die
[00:36.098] Get your toast out with a fork
[00:39.126] Do your own electrical work
[00:43.106] Teach yourself how to fly
[00:47.396] Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[00:51.626]  Dumb ways to die
[00:55.900]  So many dumb ways to die
[00:59.096]  Dumb ways to die
[01:02.446]  So many dumb ways to die
[01:07.379] Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:08.806] Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
[01:13.007] Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:17.317] Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:21.136]  Dumb ways to die
[01:25.070]  So many dumb ways to die
[01:29.770]  Dumb ways to die
[01:32.906]  So many dumb ways to die
[01:38.797] Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
[01:39.568] Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
[01:43.434] Eat a tube of superglue
[01:47.425] “I wonder what’s this red button do?”
[01:51.869]  Dumb ways to die
[01:54.406]  So many dumb ways to die
[01:59.096]  Dumb ways to die
[02:02.966]  So many dumb ways to die
[02:10.685] Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:16.978] Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:22.076] Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:26.655] Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
[02:32.580] Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:34.370] They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[02:37.395] The dumbest ways to die
[02:42.278] Dumbest ways to die
[02:45.368] Dumbest ways to die
[02:50.078] So many dumb
[02:54.590] So many dumb ways to die