Wtf Collective 3 Lyrics
| Song | Wtf Collective 3 |
| Artist | Jon lajoie |
| Album | WTF Collective 3 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:00.667] | 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:01.335] | Yo... |
| [00:02.374] | MC confusing... |
| [00:05.318] | WTF 3 mother****ers. |
| [00:09.514] | Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings |
| [00:12.849] | 2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date |
| [00:18.556] | First on deck every day normal guy |
| [00:20.864] | Everyday normal guy |
| [00:22.191] | Here to get the track started |
| [00:23.277] | My average lyrics are between |
| [00:25.073] | Genius and retarded |
| [00:26.106] | I drink tap water |
| [00:27.382] | And watch all the CSIs |
| [00:28.448] | I put my 30 dollar pants on |
| [00:30.242] | One leg at a time |
| [00:31.336] | Sleep 8 hours a night |
| [00:32.874] | Eat 3 meals a day |
| [00:33.925] | I'm mother****ing content |
| [00:35.232] | I got no reason to complain |
| [00:36.508] | I have a roof over my head |
| [00:37.827] | And I got clothes on my back |
| [00:39.396] | My verse is done it wasn't great |
| [00:40.673] | But hey it wasn't that bad |
| [00:41.997] | Yo I'm MC uses time machines irresponsibly |
| [00:44.548] | Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD |
| [00:47.142] | Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy |
| [00:49.803] | Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times |
| [00:52.647] | Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973 |
| [00:55.483] | Then I travelled in time to the night that I was conceived |
| [00:57.814] | Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night |
| [01:00.683] | Come to think of it they didn't have any alone time (NO) |
| [01:03.785] | MC Nauseous up in this mother ****er |
| [01:06.115] | I don't feel so hot shit |
| [01:07.424]I think that I am gonna [bluurg] | |
| [01:09.572] | Why'm I so sick, what I eat |
| [01:11.429] | Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese (oh right) |
| [01:14.803] | MC cock blocks himself, hey girl what's up |
| [01:17.128] | You so sexy we should probably hook up |
| [01:19.247] | Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne |
| [01:22.335] | By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS (where you going?!) |
| [01:25.468] | MC necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at |
| [01:27.539] | Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that |
| [01:30.359] | Decomposing body scent, my favourite aphrodesiac |
| [01:32.794] | Flat-lining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants |
| [01:35.615] | Turn-offs include breathing pulses and signs of life |
| [01:38.486] | My turn-ons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide |
| [01:41.086] | If you're not stiff as a board I won't be stiff and I'll be bored |
| [01:43.703] | Wait what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score |
| [01:57.045] | Wait a minute... no! No! No! |
| [01:57.299] | You have to be kidding me |
| [02:00.664] | What the **** is going on |
| [02:02.223] | This cannot be happening |
| [02:05.832] | I don't wanna do this any more |
| [02:07.365] | This must be a bad dream |
| [02:11.280] | Leave me alone |
| [02:12.876] | Why am I still singing? |
| [02:16.525] | I mother****ing killed myself |
| [02:18.050] | Yo! |
| [02:18.640] | MC gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy |
| [02:21.015] | By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it's cheezy |
| [02:23.614] | My favourite show is Dexter that guy was also in 6 feet- |
| [02:26.531] | Under my first experience with death I was just 16 |
| [02:28.852] | My dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded |
| [02:31.719] | Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen |
| [02:34.287] | It's freezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday |
| [02:36.597] | Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say? |
| [02:39.473] | I was MC who couldn't speak in the present tense |
| [02:42.100] | I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense |
| [02:44.679] | It would've been difficult, people assumed I was a retard |
| [02:47.337] | I'll have a serious problem, communicating was hard |
| [02:49.997] | Yo I'm MC constipation |
| [02:51.784] | It has been 3 days since |
| [02:53.062] | My last bowel movement |
| [02:54.413] | I'm starting to get impatient |
| [02:55.682] | Spend hours on the toilet |
| [02:56.945] | Yet nothing never comes out of it |
| [02:58.473] | Intestines like politicians |
| [02:59.774] | They're constantly full of shit |
| [03:01.079] | I wish my bowel movements |
| [03:02.350] | Were a little more like my rhymes |
| [03:03.656] | Always smooth and free-flowing |
| [03:04.973] | It would save me a lot of time |
| [03:06.002] | Push for hours with no result |
| [03:07.531] | Not even a brown brussel sprout |
| [03:08.619] | My shit's like a gay republican |
| [03:10.170] | It's not planning on coming out |
| [03:11.702] | Yo I'm MC invisible |
| [03:13.005] | You can't see me |
| [03:14.070] | The only rapper in this industry |
| [03:15.664] | That can't be seen |
| [03:16.967] | With the naked eye |
| [03:17.769] | I won't lie |
| [03:18.306] | It's hard to get a fan base |
| [03:19.614] | When image is everything |
| [03:20.383] | And I literally don't have a face |
| [03:21.947] | I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson |
| [03:24.052] | Keep it down |
| [03:24.593] | Just skip to the next verse |
| [03:25.941] | I'm on the phone with ted Danson |
| [03:26.989] | Not now |
| [03:27.244] | Hold on ted |
| [03:28.547] | I don't wanna be in this song anymore |
| [03:29.647] | Leave me alone |
| [03:30.406] | This is more important |
| [03:31.176] | I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone |
| [03:33.022] | Yo MC confusing wrapping up the song |
| [03:35.324] | Like a plasticine high fiving in a helicopter thong |
| [03:37.937] | I got ricochet highlights from the fleet fox's knife guy |
| [03:40.522] | We out like a rice fightin' a vampire's wife's life |
| [03:43.636] | Maybe this isn't so bad |
| [03:47.215] | Better than my last job |
| [03:48.808] | Taking it in the ass for cash |
| [03:52.408] | 20 bucks a pop |
| [03:54.191] | Maybe things will turn around |
| [03:57.849] | Being a zombie's pretty cool |
| [03:59.684] | Things couldn't get worse anyhow |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:00.667] | zuo qu : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:01.335] | Yo... |
| [00:02.374] | MC confusing... |
| [00:05.318] | WTF 3 mother ers. |
| [00:09.514] | Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings |
| [00:12.849] | 2012 Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date |
| [00:18.556] | First on deck every day normal guy |
| [00:20.864] | Everyday normal guy |
| [00:22.191] | Here to get the track started |
| [00:23.277] | My average lyrics are between |
| [00:25.073] | Genius and retarded |
| [00:26.106] | I drink tap water |
| [00:27.382] | And watch all the CSIs |
| [00:28.448] | I put my 30 dollar pants on |
| [00:30.242] | One leg at a time |
| [00:31.336] | Sleep 8 hours a night |
| [00:32.874] | Eat 3 meals a day |
| [00:33.925] | I' m mother ing content |
| [00:35.232] | I got no reason to complain |
| [00:36.508] | I have a roof over my head |
| [00:37.827] | And I got clothes on my back |
| [00:39.396] | My verse is done it wasn' t great |
| [00:40.673] | But hey it wasn' t that bad |
| [00:41.997] | Yo I' m MC uses time machines irresponsibly |
| [00:44.548] | Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD |
| [00:47.142] | Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy |
| [00:49.803] | Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times |
| [00:52.647] | Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973 |
| [00:55.483] | Then I travelled in time to the night that I was conceived |
| [00:57.814] | Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night |
| [01:00.683] | Come to think of it they didn' t have any alone time NO |
| [01:03.785] | MC Nauseous up in this mother er |
| [01:06.115] | I don' t feel so hot shit |
| [01:07.424]I think that I am gonna [bluurg] | |
| [01:09.572] | Why' m I so sick, what I eat |
| [01:11.429] | Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese oh right |
| [01:14.803] | MC cock blocks himself, hey girl what' s up |
| [01:17.128] | You so sexy we should probably hook up |
| [01:19.247] | Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne |
| [01:22.335] | By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS where you going?! |
| [01:25.468] | MC necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at |
| [01:27.539] | Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that |
| [01:30.359] | Decomposing body scent, my favourite aphrodesiac |
| [01:32.794] | Flatlining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants |
| [01:35.615] | Turnoffs include breathing pulses and signs of life |
| [01:38.486] | My turnons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide |
| [01:41.086] | If you' re not stiff as a board I won' t be stiff and I' ll be bored |
| [01:43.703] | Wait what do we have here? Looks like I' m about to score |
| [01:57.045] | Wait a minute... no! No! No! |
| [01:57.299] | You have to be kidding me |
| [02:00.664] | What the is going on |
| [02:02.223] | This cannot be happening |
| [02:05.832] | I don' t wanna do this any more |
| [02:07.365] | This must be a bad dream |
| [02:11.280] | Leave me alone |
| [02:12.876] | Why am I still singing? |
| [02:16.525] | I mother ing killed myself |
| [02:18.050] | Yo! |
| [02:18.640] | MC gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy |
| [02:21.015] | By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it' s cheezy |
| [02:23.614] | My favourite show is Dexter that guy was also in 6 feet |
| [02:26.531] | Under my first experience with death I was just 16 |
| [02:28.852] | My dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded |
| [02:31.719] | Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he' s frozen |
| [02:34.287] | It' s freezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday |
| [02:36.597] | Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say? |
| [02:39.473] | I was MC who couldn' t speak in the present tense |
| [02:42.100] | I' m gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense |
| [02:44.679] | It would' ve been difficult, people assumed I was a retard |
| [02:47.337] | I' ll have a serious problem, communicating was hard |
| [02:49.997] | Yo I' m MC constipation |
| [02:51.784] | It has been 3 days since |
| [02:53.062] | My last bowel movement |
| [02:54.413] | I' m starting to get impatient |
| [02:55.682] | Spend hours on the toilet |
| [02:56.945] | Yet nothing never comes out of it |
| [02:58.473] | Intestines like politicians |
| [02:59.774] | They' re constantly full of shit |
| [03:01.079] | I wish my bowel movements |
| [03:02.350] | Were a little more like my rhymes |
| [03:03.656] | Always smooth and freeflowing |
| [03:04.973] | It would save me a lot of time |
| [03:06.002] | Push for hours with no result |
| [03:07.531] | Not even a brown brussel sprout |
| [03:08.619] | My shit' s like a gay republican |
| [03:10.170] | It' s not planning on coming out |
| [03:11.702] | Yo I' m MC invisible |
| [03:13.005] | You can' t see me |
| [03:14.070] | The only rapper in this industry |
| [03:15.664] | That can' t be seen |
| [03:16.967] | With the naked eye |
| [03:17.769] | I won' t lie |
| [03:18.306] | It' s hard to get a fan base |
| [03:19.614] | When image is everything |
| [03:20.383] | And I literally don' t have a face |
| [03:21.947] | I' m MC on the phone with Ted Danson |
| [03:24.052] | Keep it down |
| [03:24.593] | Just skip to the next verse |
| [03:25.941] | I' m on the phone with ted Danson |
| [03:26.989] | Not now |
| [03:27.244] | Hold on ted |
| [03:28.547] | I don' t wanna be in this song anymore |
| [03:29.647] | Leave me alone |
| [03:30.406] | This is more important |
| [03:31.176] | I' m on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone |
| [03:33.022] | Yo MC confusing wrapping up the song |
| [03:35.324] | Like a plasticine high fiving in a helicopter thong |
| [03:37.937] | I got ricochet highlights from the fleet fox' s knife guy |
| [03:40.522] | We out like a rice fightin' a vampire' s wife' s life |
| [03:43.636] | Maybe this isn' t so bad |
| [03:47.215] | Better than my last job |
| [03:48.808] | Taking it in the ass for cash |
| [03:52.408] | 20 bucks a pop |
| [03:54.191] | Maybe things will turn around |
| [03:57.849] | Being a zombie' s pretty cool |
| [03:59.684] | Things couldn' t get worse anyhow |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:00.667] | zuò qǔ : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:01.335] | Yo... |
| [00:02.374] | MC confusing... |
| [00:05.318] | WTF 3 mother ers. |
| [00:09.514] | Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings |
| [00:12.849] | 2012 Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date |
| [00:18.556] | First on deck every day normal guy |
| [00:20.864] | Everyday normal guy |
| [00:22.191] | Here to get the track started |
| [00:23.277] | My average lyrics are between |
| [00:25.073] | Genius and retarded |
| [00:26.106] | I drink tap water |
| [00:27.382] | And watch all the CSIs |
| [00:28.448] | I put my 30 dollar pants on |
| [00:30.242] | One leg at a time |
| [00:31.336] | Sleep 8 hours a night |
| [00:32.874] | Eat 3 meals a day |
| [00:33.925] | I' m mother ing content |
| [00:35.232] | I got no reason to complain |
| [00:36.508] | I have a roof over my head |
| [00:37.827] | And I got clothes on my back |
| [00:39.396] | My verse is done it wasn' t great |
| [00:40.673] | But hey it wasn' t that bad |
| [00:41.997] | Yo I' m MC uses time machines irresponsibly |
| [00:44.548] | Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD |
| [00:47.142] | Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy |
| [00:49.803] | Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times |
| [00:52.647] | Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973 |
| [00:55.483] | Then I travelled in time to the night that I was conceived |
| [00:57.814] | Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night |
| [01:00.683] | Come to think of it they didn' t have any alone time NO |
| [01:03.785] | MC Nauseous up in this mother er |
| [01:06.115] | I don' t feel so hot shit |
| [01:07.424]I think that I am gonna [bluurg] | |
| [01:09.572] | Why' m I so sick, what I eat |
| [01:11.429] | Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese oh right |
| [01:14.803] | MC cock blocks himself, hey girl what' s up |
| [01:17.128] | You so sexy we should probably hook up |
| [01:19.247] | Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne |
| [01:22.335] | By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS where you going?! |
| [01:25.468] | MC necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at |
| [01:27.539] | Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that |
| [01:30.359] | Decomposing body scent, my favourite aphrodesiac |
| [01:32.794] | Flatlining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants |
| [01:35.615] | Turnoffs include breathing pulses and signs of life |
| [01:38.486] | My turnons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide |
| [01:41.086] | If you' re not stiff as a board I won' t be stiff and I' ll be bored |
| [01:43.703] | Wait what do we have here? Looks like I' m about to score |
| [01:57.045] | Wait a minute... no! No! No! |
| [01:57.299] | You have to be kidding me |
| [02:00.664] | What the is going on |
| [02:02.223] | This cannot be happening |
| [02:05.832] | I don' t wanna do this any more |
| [02:07.365] | This must be a bad dream |
| [02:11.280] | Leave me alone |
| [02:12.876] | Why am I still singing? |
| [02:16.525] | I mother ing killed myself |
| [02:18.050] | Yo! |
| [02:18.640] | MC gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy |
| [02:21.015] | By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it' s cheezy |
| [02:23.614] | My favourite show is Dexter that guy was also in 6 feet |
| [02:26.531] | Under my first experience with death I was just 16 |
| [02:28.852] | My dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded |
| [02:31.719] | Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he' s frozen |
| [02:34.287] | It' s freezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday |
| [02:36.597] | Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say? |
| [02:39.473] | I was MC who couldn' t speak in the present tense |
| [02:42.100] | I' m gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense |
| [02:44.679] | It would' ve been difficult, people assumed I was a retard |
| [02:47.337] | I' ll have a serious problem, communicating was hard |
| [02:49.997] | Yo I' m MC constipation |
| [02:51.784] | It has been 3 days since |
| [02:53.062] | My last bowel movement |
| [02:54.413] | I' m starting to get impatient |
| [02:55.682] | Spend hours on the toilet |
| [02:56.945] | Yet nothing never comes out of it |
| [02:58.473] | Intestines like politicians |
| [02:59.774] | They' re constantly full of shit |
| [03:01.079] | I wish my bowel movements |
| [03:02.350] | Were a little more like my rhymes |
| [03:03.656] | Always smooth and freeflowing |
| [03:04.973] | It would save me a lot of time |
| [03:06.002] | Push for hours with no result |
| [03:07.531] | Not even a brown brussel sprout |
| [03:08.619] | My shit' s like a gay republican |
| [03:10.170] | It' s not planning on coming out |
| [03:11.702] | Yo I' m MC invisible |
| [03:13.005] | You can' t see me |
| [03:14.070] | The only rapper in this industry |
| [03:15.664] | That can' t be seen |
| [03:16.967] | With the naked eye |
| [03:17.769] | I won' t lie |
| [03:18.306] | It' s hard to get a fan base |
| [03:19.614] | When image is everything |
| [03:20.383] | And I literally don' t have a face |
| [03:21.947] | I' m MC on the phone with Ted Danson |
| [03:24.052] | Keep it down |
| [03:24.593] | Just skip to the next verse |
| [03:25.941] | I' m on the phone with ted Danson |
| [03:26.989] | Not now |
| [03:27.244] | Hold on ted |
| [03:28.547] | I don' t wanna be in this song anymore |
| [03:29.647] | Leave me alone |
| [03:30.406] | This is more important |
| [03:31.176] | I' m on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone |
| [03:33.022] | Yo MC confusing wrapping up the song |
| [03:35.324] | Like a plasticine high fiving in a helicopter thong |
| [03:37.937] | I got ricochet highlights from the fleet fox' s knife guy |
| [03:40.522] | We out like a rice fightin' a vampire' s wife' s life |
| [03:43.636] | Maybe this isn' t so bad |
| [03:47.215] | Better than my last job |
| [03:48.808] | Taking it in the ass for cash |
| [03:52.408] | 20 bucks a pop |
| [03:54.191] | Maybe things will turn around |
| [03:57.849] | Being a zombie' s pretty cool |
| [03:59.684] | Things couldn' t get worse anyhow |
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