[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:00.667] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:01.335]Yo...
[00:02.374]MC confusing...
[00:05.318]WTF 3 mother****ers.
[00:09.514]Got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
[00:12.849]2012 - Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date
[00:18.556]First on deck every day normal guy
[00:20.864]Everyday normal guy
[00:22.191]Here to get the track started
[00:23.277]My average lyrics are between
[00:25.073]Genius and retarded
[00:26.106]I drink tap water
[00:27.382]And watch all the CSIs
[00:28.448]I put my 30 dollar pants on
[00:30.242]One leg at a time
[00:31.336]Sleep 8 hours a night
[00:32.874]Eat 3 meals a day
[00:33.925]I'm mother****ing content
[00:35.232]I got no reason to complain
[00:36.508]I have a roof over my head
[00:37.827]And I got clothes on my back
[00:39.396]My verse is done it wasn't great
[00:40.673]But hey it wasn't that bad
[00:41.997]Yo I'm MC uses time machines irresponsibly
[00:44.548]Went back and found Judas Iscariot in 33 AD
[00:47.142]Gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
[00:49.803]Then I planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times
[00:52.647]Gave Bill Gates my iPhone in 1973
[00:55.483]Then I travelled in time to the night that I was conceived
[00:57.814]Then I met up with my parents and we hung out all night
[01:00.683]Come to think of it they didn't have any alone time (NO)
[01:03.785]MC Nauseous up in this mother ****er
[01:06.115]I don't feel so hot shit
[01:07.424]I think that I am gonna [bluurg]
[01:09.572]Why'm I so sick, what I eat
[01:11.429]Cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese (oh right)
[01:14.803]MC cock blocks himself, hey girl what's up
[01:17.128]You so sexy we should probably hook up
[01:19.247]Crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
[01:22.335]By the way I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS (where you going?!)
[01:25.468]MC necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at
[01:27.539]Crashing funerals just so that I can get a whiff of that
[01:30.359]Decomposing body scent, my favourite aphrodesiac
[01:32.794]Flat-lining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants
[01:35.615]Turn-offs include breathing pulses and signs of life
[01:38.486]My turn-ons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide
[01:41.086]If you're not stiff as a board I won't be stiff and I'll be bored
[01:43.703]Wait what do we have here? Looks like I'm about to score
[01:57.045]Wait a minute... no! No! No!
[01:57.299]You have to be kidding me
[02:00.664]What the **** is going on
[02:02.223]This cannot be happening
[02:05.832]I don't wanna do this any more
[02:07.365]This must be a bad dream
[02:11.280]Leave me alone
[02:12.876]Why am I still singing?
[02:16.525]I mother****ing killed myself
[02:18.050]Yo!
[02:18.640]MC gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy
[02:21.015]By heezy I mean house but not the show I think it's cheezy
[02:23.614]My favourite show is Dexter that guy was also in 6 feet-
[02:26.531]Under my first experience with death I was just 16
[02:28.852]My dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded
[02:31.719]Like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2 when he's frozen
[02:34.287]It's freezing in Iceland I was just there on holiday
[02:36.597]Hold on I think I got lost again what was I trying to say?
[02:39.473]I was MC who couldn't speak in the present tense
[02:42.100]I'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense
[02:44.679]It would've been difficult, people assumed I was a retard
[02:47.337]I'll have a serious problem, communicating was hard
[02:49.997]Yo I'm MC constipation
[02:51.784]It has been 3 days since
[02:53.062]My last bowel movement
[02:54.413]I'm starting to get impatient
[02:55.682]Spend hours on the toilet
[02:56.945]Yet nothing never comes out of it
[02:58.473]Intestines like politicians
[02:59.774]They're constantly full of shit
[03:01.079]I wish my bowel movements
[03:02.350]Were a little more like my rhymes
[03:03.656]Always smooth and free-flowing
[03:04.973]It would save me a lot of time
[03:06.002]Push for hours with no result
[03:07.531]Not even a brown brussel sprout
[03:08.619]My shit's like a gay republican
[03:10.170]It's not planning on coming out
[03:11.702]Yo I'm MC invisible
[03:13.005]You can't see me
[03:14.070]The only rapper in this industry
[03:15.664]That can't be seen
[03:16.967]With the naked eye
[03:17.769]I won't lie
[03:18.306]It's hard to get a fan base
[03:19.614]When image is everything
[03:20.383]And I literally don't have a face
[03:21.947]I'm MC on the phone with Ted Danson
[03:24.052]Keep it down
[03:24.593]Just skip to the next verse
[03:25.941]I'm on the phone with ted Danson
[03:26.989]Not now
[03:27.244]Hold on ted
[03:28.547]I don't wanna be in this song anymore
[03:29.647]Leave me alone
[03:30.406]This is more important
[03:31.176]I'm on the phone with the guy who played Sam Malone
[03:33.022]Yo MC confusing wrapping up the song
[03:35.324]Like a plasticine high fiving in a helicopter thong
[03:37.937]I got ricochet highlights from the fleet fox's knife guy
[03:40.522]We out like a rice fightin' a vampire's wife's life
[03:43.636]Maybe this isn't so bad
[03:47.215]Better than my last job
[03:48.808]Taking it in the ass for cash
[03:52.408]20 bucks a pop
[03:54.191]Maybe things will turn around
[03:57.849]Being a zombie's pretty cool
[03:59.684]Things couldn't get worse anyhow