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I'm gonna tell all you girls a secret, please keep it to yourself |
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I'm gonna tell all you girls a secret, please, please keep it to yourself |
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Why it's a million dollar secret, so please don't tell nobody else |
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Now if you're a real young girl |
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And you want to get rich quick |
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Get an old, old man, girls |
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And that'll be the lick |
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You know those old men are fine, yes they know just what to do |
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They'll give you lots of loving, but they'll give you a whole lot of money too |
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(And I love that part) |
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Now he'll tickle you under your chin |
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And he'll scratch you on your side |
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He'll say "Wake up you fine young thing |
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Give me my morning's exercise" |
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Those old men are fine, yes yes yes they know what to do |
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They'll give you lots of loving, but they'll give you a whole lot of money too |
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Now I've got a man who's seventy-eight |
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And I'm just thirty-three |
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Everybody thinks I'm crazy |
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But his will's made out to me! |
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Yes that man is fine, girls he really knows just what to do |
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Why he'll give you lots of loving, but he'll give you a whole lot of money too |
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Now I've told all you young girls |
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Exactly what to do |
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Now let me tell you women |
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If you're over forty-two |
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Get you a young dude, and raise him to your hand |
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Cause he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the world is grand |
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Now take a look in the barnyard |
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See that old fat hen |
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She's got a fresh young rooster |
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Feels just like a chick again |
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So get a young man, and raise him to your hand |
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Cause he'll make you think life is wonderful, yes you'll think the world is grand |
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You know he'll spend your hard-earned money |
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Make your life a hell on ea |
